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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:27 pm 
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People who sit on a busy / full train with their bag on the seat next to them. Even if there are non bagged seats i'll excuse myself and take one. Sassy teen girls get well pissed off.


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Leffe wrote:
People who sit on a busy / full train with their bag on the seat next to them. Even if there are non bagged seats i'll excuse myself and take one. Sassy teen girls get well pissed off.


Not as pissed off as they get when you sit on their bag. It's all about rocking up, staring at them, then shooting a quick furtive glance at the offending article, positioning and thrusting of the arse strategically, dipping noticeably at the knees and letting out a gentle quasi-apologetic cough to signal your intentions. Cue frantic efforts to snatch their belongings away to safety.

Not unlike sex come to think of it.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:14 pm 
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Wasps. I mean, what’s the point of them?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:49 pm 
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Wasps. I mean, what’s the point of them?

I hate the fućkers, ever since I was stung on my upper lip when I was 4. Bees make honey, good lasses, wasps eat rotten fruit and get in my way. Çunts.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:48 am 
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Rowdy wrote:
Wasps. I mean, what’s the point of them?


Protestant English have done some great things over time!


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:22 am 
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Wasps. I mean, what’s the point of them?


Annoying, stinging bastards they may be, but actually they are quite handy.

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/in-defence-of-wasps-why-squashing-them-comes-with-a-sting-in-the-tale-a7144306.html

TLDR:
- pest control
- pollination (increasingly important as bee populations decline)


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:50 am 
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Gwenno wrote:
Rowdy wrote:
Wasps. I mean, what’s the point of them?

I hate the fućkers, ever since I was stung on my upper lip when I was 4. Bees make honey, good lasses, wasps eat rotten fruit and get in my way. Çunts.


I was stung on my tongue when I was about 8 and could not breathe for the swelling. Two teachers took me to the hospital in the nearest town (15 minutes that seemed like 15 hours), one of them driving and one pressing down on my tongue so I did not choke.

Yes, you could say I f**king hate the little shit bastards


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How about mosquitoes? What the fudge is the point of them other then food for spiders?


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Automatic playing fvcking videos. If I want to watch your bullshit clip, I will choose to do so. If you want me to close out of your site immediately, put an automatic playing video on it.


I've yet to meet anyone who enjoys them.


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Tehui wrote:
jdogscoop wrote:
Automatic playing fvcking videos. If I want to watch your bullshit clip, I will choose to do so. If you want me to close out of your site immediately, put an automatic playing video on it.


I've yet to meet anyone who enjoys them.


Automatically playibg videos that follow you down the page when you scroll past them.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:04 am 
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Leffe wrote:
People who sit on a busy / full train with their bag on the seat next to them. Even if there are non bagged seats i'll excuse myself and take one. Sassy teen girls get well pissed off.


Chicks commuting with huge handbags on their shoulders that get arsey when you walk past and invariably clip said bag.

:frown:


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koroke hangareka wrote:
Tehui wrote:
jdogscoop wrote:
Automatic playing fvcking videos. If I want to watch your bullshit clip, I will choose to do so. If you want me to close out of your site immediately, put an automatic playing video on it.


I've yet to meet anyone who enjoys them.


Automatically playibg videos that follow you down the page when you scroll past them.


Mobile websites that are 75% ads and/or autoplay videos


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CanNZ2000 wrote:
How about mosquitoes? What the fudge is the point of them other then food for spiders?


Food for a lot of other stuff and also pollinators. Interesting article:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35408835

Basically only 100 of the 3,500 - 4,000 species of mosquito are problematic for humans and eradicating any species is subject to the law of un-intended consequences.


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People with poor spatial awareness commenting on tmo decisions.


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‘Just’ under 5’6”
:lol:

The army Dr put me down at 5'5"7/8. When I asked if he could round me up, he answered that it was still early in the morning and I'd be shorter as the day wore on


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:27 pm 
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pricks


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always a boomer grey man in them obviously with an exceptionally small cock, immaculate, not a spec of dirt


Christ, how close do you get to these people?


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always a boomer grey man in them obviously with an exceptionally small cock, immaculate, not a spec of dirt


Christ, how close do you get to these people?

:lol:


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This is a bit of a British niche one:

Gregg from the Halifax (and Howard before him), are you daft sods really using contactless cards as a marketing point? Most of us have had them for several years now FFS.

While I am at it Captain Obvious can join them


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I fully appreciate I am getting old.

Trying to buy a pair of men's shoes that:

a). Don't need the soles replacing after 6 months

b). Can be polished and therefore, don't need replacing after 6 months.

The disposable nature of women's shoes has become a reality for men's shoes.

:x


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Double glazing salesmen.

One has just knocked and asked if my Mum or Dad is in. I'm 36


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Able bodied people carrying nothing heavy using the lift to go up 1 or 2 floors.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:16 pm 
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happyhooker wrote:
backrow wrote:
‘Just’ under 5’6”
:lol:

The army Dr put me down at 5'5"7/8. When I asked if he could round me up, he answered that it was still early in the morning and I'd be shorter as the day wore on


how early was your medical ? :o


(or how late in the eve did I meet you, another way of looking at the exact same shit unfunny good-Cobus joke)


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This is a bit of a British niche one:

Gregg from the Halifax (and Howard before him), are you daft sods really using contactless cards as a marketing point? Most of us have had them for several years now FFS.

While I am at it Captain Obvious can join them


Does your Captain Obvious have a beard and a North American accent or is he (she?) different?

I actually chuckled at a pun of his recently, thinking that was a welcome change, but then the advert ended with a horrible, horrible attempt at a joke. Here I thought they were going to have a bearable one for a change.


Speaking of adverts, the Paramount Network in Canada (formerly Spike TV) runs no commercials during many shows - which sounds great, but they still have the ad-breaks. So they fill that time with promos for their upcoming shows and run the set each break. If you're watching a movie, you'll see the same three repeated ads for upcoming episodes of Bar Rescue, Ink Master and Lip Synch Battle 8-12 times. :x


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Twats who accelerate as you over take them.

Driving from Cardiff to the Highlands today, this happened several times. I know it was not me slowing down as I was on cruise control. Usually I just laugh at them, let them go, and pull back in. Today, on two occasions there were cars up my arse so I accelerated to get past the car inside, who duly accelerated as well. In one case, I ended up 15 mph faster than the speed at which I had been cruising at when I caught him quite quickly. He then disappeared off down the road. 10 mins later I caught up with him again, cruise still at the same speed as before. This time he saw me coming and shot off. WTF?

In similar vein, people who re-overtake you when you have overtaken them, or people who overtake, then slow down. I excuse small engined cars that labour on hills then pick up again on the other side


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Twats who accelerate as you over take them.

Driving from Cardiff to the Highlands today, this happened several times. I know it was not me slowing down as I was on cruise control. Usually I just laugh at them, let them go, and pull back in. Today, on two occasions there were cars up my arse so I accelerated to get past the car inside, who duly accelerated as well. In one case, I ended up 15 mph faster than the speed at which I had been cruising at when I caught him quite quickly. He then disappeared off down the road. 10 mins later I caught up with him again, cruise still at the same speed as before. This time he saw me coming and shot off. WTF?

In similar vein, people who re-overtake you when you have overtaken them, or people who overtake, then slow down. I excuse small engined cars that labour on hills then pick up again on the other side



In a similar vein, plum who tailgate you but don't actually bother to pass until a passing lane. They have signs that tell you 2km and 400m before the passing lane starts, there's plenty of time to prepare to pass someone.

Actually tailgaters in general, but these ones specifically are acting completely illogically.


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Edinburgh01 wrote:
Twats who accelerate as you over take them.

Driving from Cardiff to the Highlands today, this happened several times. I know it was not me slowing down as I was on cruise control. Usually I just laugh at them, let them go, and pull back in. Today, on two occasions there were cars up my arse so I accelerated to get past the car inside, who duly accelerated as well. In one case, I ended up 15 mph faster than the speed at which I had been cruising at when I caught him quite quickly. He then disappeared off down the road. 10 mins later I caught up with him again, cruise still at the same speed as before. This time he saw me coming and shot off. WTF?

In similar vein, people who re-overtake you when you have overtaken them, or people who overtake, then slow down. I excuse small engined cars that labour on hills then pick up again on the other side


There is always some plum who is offended by being overtaken and then comes flying past you only to slow down again - rinse and repeat.


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People who change money at airports.


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whiteouts and other IT system problems on internet forums I occasionally frequent


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People who change money at airports.

How do you buy drugs and pay hookers on holiday? :?


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People who wish family members a happy birthday on social media when said family member isn't even on the social media platform.


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People who wish happy birthdays on social media.


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Nolanator wrote:
People who wish happy birthdays on social media.


Happy Birthday Nolanator [/obvious]


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Those nauseating photos of infants holding an "I am 6 months old" card that smug parents insist on posting on Facebook with monotonous regularity


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Sandstorm wrote:
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People who change money at airports.

How do you buy drugs and pay hookers on holiday? :?


I get more drugs and hookers by changing my money on the high street before I get to the airport.


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Not quite every day, but getting from south west London to anywhere south of Croydon and back on anything other than a bike is a miserable experience.


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anywhere south of Croydon is a miserable experience.



Ftfy


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The fact that the f**king BBC website is now resorting to clickbait lingo such as "gamechanger".

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE REACTION OF LORD REITH'S CORPSE!


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"Storytelling", which is a new-ish buzzword in the workplace to try and humanise us corporate androids.

Irritatingly, it's now creeping into adverts. At the end of one for sofas the other day was "I'm Susan Jones and this is my <furniture brand> story" :roll:


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OhNo wrote:
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OhNo wrote:
People who change money at airports.

How do you buy drugs and pay hookers on holiday? :?


I get more drugs and hookers by changing my money on the high street before I get to the airport.


What kind of f**king idiot pays a dead hooker?


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