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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:48 am 
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I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:00 am 
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Come on PR someone must know??


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Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


if you flip the chest & waist measurements around you get pretty much Corkmunsterman's Ex, height is bang on as she was a 'Big Rig'
Fatcat can in fact verify this :nod:


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:04 am 
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Don't forget to shave your legs.


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Not that this helps, but for my mates 21st we all dressed as bunny girls...I'm about the same size as you, and I had to get the fattest of the fattest lass corsets from the shop (i.e. the biggest one they had). As such, I think you may struggle.


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backrow wrote:
Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


if you flip the chest & waist measurements around you get pretty much Corkmunsterman's Ex, height is bang on as she was a 'Big Rig'
Fatcat can in fact verify this :nod:


😂😂


So what size do I need? 18? 20?


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:07 am 
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Don't forget to shave your legs.



I have them done with my BC & S 😜


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:07 am 
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Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


You are a size 18 you fat cünt

Anyway, here you go fatty, yours for £21, will be the belle of the ball.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-White-Ivory-Lace-Tule-Wedding-Dress-Bridal-Gown-Size-4-6-8-10-12-14-16-18/232211111860?_trkparms=aid%3D555017%26algo%3DPL.CASSINI%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20151016114640%26meid%3D9323007220f34b81b044497137c837fc%26pid%3D100507%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26%26itm%3D232211111860&_trksid=p2045573.c100507.m3226


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:08 am 
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I find it hard to imagine that somewhere on the internet there isn't a forum dedicated to cross dressing in wedding dresses.

I find it even harder to imagine that OS hasn't already got it bookmarked.


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Proper fat then, a 12 pinter.


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Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?
1 inch trouser snake

Thank you





Wife, who used to work in the clothing industry, reckons 28.

Saffa size, I think we follow UK sizes. Wife also mentioned how unsurprisingly often she had to help females of that size. That was in Pretoria though - Blue Bulls territory - so maybe not all that surprising.


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Openside wrote:
backrow wrote:
Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


if you flip the chest & waist measurements around you get pretty much Corkmunsterman's Ex, height is bang on as she was a 'Big Rig'
Fatcat can in fact verify this :nod:


😂😂


So what size do I need? 18? 20?


18 or 20 stone is about right :nod:


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:18 am 
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Proper fat then, a 12 pinter.


exactly

how corky could get through 12 pints and then man up for the occasion, I will never know. He is a man of amazing testicular fortitude and no mistake.


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Can't you just go in what you wore to the last cabal?

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Btw, my current client is a dressmaker. I wasn't taking the piss with this. It'll be "roomy round the middle but it'll be the only way to get his moobs in"


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:25 am 
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Probably need some Spanx to hold everything together.

Just remember if you pull to have the lights out or Prince Charming will see you unfold like a RAF life raft.


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a Royal wedding party


I fucking despair for the species. :uhoh:


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Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


you should be able to squeeze in to your missus's wedding dress shirley ?


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Nolanator wrote:
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I fucking despair for the species. :uhoh:


Get used to it. You'll be at one in a few weeks.


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danny_fitz wrote:
Probably need some Spanx to hold everything together.

Just remember if you pull to have the lights out or Prince Charming will see you unfold like a RAF life raft.

:lol:


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I imagine finding a garter belt that fits will be trickier


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Bullettyme wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
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a Royal wedding party


I fucking despair for the species. :uhoh:


Get used to it. You'll be at one in a few weeks.

x(
I will in my absolute shite.


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Nolanator wrote:
Bullettyme wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
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a Royal wedding party


I fucking despair for the species. :uhoh:


Get used to it. You'll be at one in a few weeks.

x(
I will in my absolute shite.

Aren't you half nordie by now anyway?


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Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


I thought you jocks were the experts on men wearing dresses.


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I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


you should be able to squeeze in to your missus's wedding dress shirley ?


which one ?

//me


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happyhooker wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
Bullettyme wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
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a Royal wedding party


I fucking despair for the species. :uhoh:


Get used to it. You'll be at one in a few weeks.

x(
I will in my absolute shite.

Aren't you half nordie by now anyway?

I'm moved fully to Pigdogistan now. :blush:


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Southampton no?

You poor cûnt


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backrow wrote:
ticketlessinseattle wrote:
Openside wrote:
I am going to a Royal wedding party on May 19th and the dress is wedding attire.

For shock value I was proposing to buy some fat slags old Meringue wedding dress off eBay and go in that.

Question I need answering is what size would I be?
6ft 1
44 inch chest
38 inch waist?

Thank you


you should be able to squeeze in to your missus's wedding dress shirley ?


which one ?

//me


her third


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Proper fat then, a 12 pinter.


😂😂

Me Mike is that for real?

A shame as I was thinking I could pull off that look that DF had found...😜


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danny_fitz wrote:
Probably need some Spanx to hold everything together.

Just remember if you pull to have the lights out or Prince Charming will see you unfold like a RAF life raft.

:lol:

Proper laugh out loud moment!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Southampton no?

You poor cûnt


Yarp. What's wrong with it, what have I gotten myself into?


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Southampton no?

You poor cûnt


Yarp. What's wrong with it, what have I gotten myself into?

It's fine, just a bit dull.

Some nice areas around it, but the city itself, meh.


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Southampton no?

You poor cûnt


Yarp. What's wrong with it, what have I gotten myself into?


Some good boozers in South Tampon. There's a brewery down by the Red Funnel terminal as well.


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happyhooker wrote:
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Southampton no?

You poor cûnt


Yarp. What's wrong with it, what have I gotten myself into?

It's fine, just a bit dull.

Some nice areas around it, but the city itself, meh.

Dangerously close to spy central


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Brazil wrote:
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Southampton no?

You poor cûnt


Yarp. What's wrong with it, what have I gotten myself into?


Some good boozers in South Tampon. There's a brewery down by the Red Funnel terminal as well.

My mate runs the unity brewery somewhere down that way.


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