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Guilhem Guirado (XV de France) sur Bernard Laporte : "Cela ne nous intéresse pas"
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Guilhem Guirado (XV de France) sur Bernard Laporte : "Cela ne nous intéresse pas"
Dingue que les experts soient collés derrière des ordis et que les crétins soient sur le terrain. Le monde est vraiment mal fait.La soule wrote:GuLi wrote:Eh oui. Un petit entraîneur, maintenant complètement sénile, et qui ne doit ses succèsLa soule wrote:You need to understand that France's victory in Argentina does not count, that the fact that France had its best results in the 6N in years does not count either.Brumby_in_Vic wrote: France were experimenting in that game too with three number 8s in the back row and the half back competition. Spedding butchering a 4 v 1 5 metres from the line by cutting back inside didn't help your cause either.
When France win, it is because the other team is rebuilding or did not play well.
When they don't win, it is because of Noves.
qu'au budget du ST, notoirement 3.7 fois supérieur à celui de toute la concurrence confondu.
D'ailleurs tu cites là un des quelques coaches de génie qu'il nous faudrait - ou lui, ou Torq, enfin
un vrai quoi :Hallucinant. Plus trop l'habitude de voir ça, merci la fonction boitàkons.Dork Lard wrote:P.S.: you don't need Picamoles Fofana Slimani Baille Guirado Vahaamahina Gourdon Ollivon Vakatawa Nakaitaci...to achieve a close game vs Wallabies B, barely scrape past Scotland or Wales at home or score 4 tries on Italy. You can do all that with much, much less.
Effectivement. Ils auraient tous les deux clairement du postuler pour le role d'entraineur du 15 de France.
Je pense que l'on aurait un pourcentage de victoires proche des 95%.
Domage qu'ils n'y aient pas pense.
On aurait pu etre champion du monde s'ils avaient ete en chargeClouseau wrote:Dingue que les experts soient collés derrière des ordis et que les crétins soient sur le terrain. Le monde est vraiment mal fait.La soule wrote:GuLi wrote:Eh oui. Un petit entraîneur, maintenant complètement sénile, et qui ne doit ses succèsLa soule wrote:You need to understand that France's victory in Argentina does not count, that the fact that France had its best results in the 6N in years does not count either.Brumby_in_Vic wrote: France were experimenting in that game too with three number 8s in the back row and the half back competition. Spedding butchering a 4 v 1 5 metres from the line by cutting back inside didn't help your cause either.
When France win, it is because the other team is rebuilding or did not play well.
When they don't win, it is because of Noves.
qu'au budget du ST, notoirement 3.7 fois supérieur à celui de toute la concurrence confondu.
D'ailleurs tu cites là un des quelques coaches de génie qu'il nous faudrait - ou lui, ou Torq, enfin
un vrai quoi :Hallucinant. Plus trop l'habitude de voir ça, merci la fonction boitàkons.Dork Lard wrote:P.S.: you don't need Picamoles Fofana Slimani Baille Guirado Vahaamahina Gourdon Ollivon Vakatawa Nakaitaci...to achieve a close game vs Wallabies B, barely scrape past Scotland or Wales at home or score 4 tries on Italy. You can do all that with much, much less.
Effectivement. Ils auraient tous les deux clairement du postuler pour le role d'entraineur du 15 de France.
Je pense que l'on aurait un pourcentage de victoires proche des 95%.
Domage qu'ils n'y aient pas pense.
Vive la France. Welcome. Land of the perpetual excuse, moral victories, flair without substance, eloquence beats common sense, hubris and chaos over rationality and order, emotion over thought, superficial over deep. Dionysus smiting Apollo.Heymans wrote:Vous me faites marrer...On est nul a chier mais vous préférez vous exciter sur Torque et compagnie...
Dork Lard wrote:Xupi, look, Italy beat the Boks some months ago man. Italy. Last week's France team was so horribly awful they actually managed to make this shit Boks team look good. I'm talking about a real damn Test match win, a convincing, real ass Test match win Xupi.Xupi wrote:Right. I really hope you'lle be proven wrong Saturday night after the test-match, because undoubtedly beating the Springboks on their turf would be just that: a major single match victory.Dork Lard wrote: It would be I believe cataclysmic for the appeal and reputation of the xv de France, inside and outside the country, to stick a third straight (relatively) clueless management with no worthy victory to show for, because you can quote me on this, the xv de France Noves style is not winning a 6N of its entire length, nor any worthy test series or major single match victory, and will be totally underwhelming at the WC.
I think they can do it and I think, although the results remain bad, that Novès and his staff are pushing the lads in the right direction gameplay wise.
Laporte had it many times but let's just name the 2007 WC quarter. Lievremont had some, let's name 2009 vs those mighty Boks in Toulouse, or that Test 1 win in Dunedin vs the Blacks (an outright, uncontested victory). Even PSA got a couple of scalps, even PSA got Australia a couple of times, managed to beat England a couple times through his style but even those weren't really statement wins, 33-6 over Aus was pretty damn nice and beating England right before the WC was nice too (in a match that wasn't close at all until the 70th) but really we haven't had any since Lievremont actually but atm Noves is in fact below PSA, even.
He's still got a couple seasons ahead of him, but beware old man, time flies by ! Time flies by... you don't have forever when you're the headcoach of a Tier 1 national Rugby team !!
Did you just move the goal posts?Xupi wrote:Boks are not the force they used to be, but they remain ... the Springboks. A convincing win over there remains a rare feat for European nations, and would be a statement.Dork Lard wrote: Xupi, look, Italy beat the Boks some months ago man. Italy. Last week's France team was so horribly awful they actually managed to make this shit Boks team look good. I'm talking about a real damn Test match win, a convincing, real ass Test match win Xupi.
Who keeps picking f**king Spedding?Brumby_in_Vic wrote:France were experimenting in that game too with three number 8s in the back row and the half back competition. Spedding butchering a 4 v 1 5 metres from the line by cutting back inside didn't help your cause either.Dork Lard wrote:P.S.: you don't need Picamoles Fofana Slimani Baille Guirado Vahaamahina Gourdon Ollivon Vakatawa Nakaitaci...to achieve a close game vs Wallabies B, barely scrape past Scotland or Wales at home or score 4 tries on Italy. You can do all that with much, much less.
bu bu bu but but but Torqueeeeeeeeeee,Torquemada 1420 wrote:Sco up to 4th in rankings after away win at Aus.
Townsend has only had a few games in charge and already more away wins v Tier 1 nations than PSA and Noves combined.
IF Arg beat Eng this evening, Fra will probably drop to their equal, lowest rank ever.
It's just a depressing continuation of inept management but really, it's so deeply rooted now from top to bottom, I'm not sure why we should expect anything else. Noves is just one cog with missing teeth in a whole clock where every component is damaged in some way.Dork Lard wrote:bu bu bu but but but Torqueeeeeeeeeee,Torquemada 1420 wrote:Sco up to 4th in rankings after away win at Aus.
Townsend has only had a few games in charge and already more away wins v Tier 1 nations than PSA and Noves combined.
IF Arg beat Eng this evening, Fra will probably drop to their equal, lowest rank ever.
but bub ububtubut bubtubub but but but
Townsend is merely picking up where Cotter left off in a great position, and and and Scotland have wayyyyy more talent and much more depth and quality players than a country like France.
oui il a parfois fait la boite à ballon, mais je le trouve assez sûr, et j'aime bien le gars... je le connais pas bien sûr, mais souvenez-vous quand ils lui avait annoncé sa 1ère sélection : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0PKfgLO18UTorquemada 1420 wrote:Who keeps picking f**king Spedding?Brumby_in_Vic wrote:France were experimenting in that game too with three number 8s in the back row and the half back competition. Spedding butchering a 4 v 1 5 metres from the line by cutting back inside didn't help your cause either.Dork Lard wrote:P.S.: you don't need Picamoles Fofana Slimani Baille Guirado Vahaamahina Gourdon Ollivon Vakatawa Nakaitaci...to achieve a close game vs Wallabies B, barely scrape past Scotland or Wales at home or score 4 tries on Italy. You can do all that with much, much less.
As long. As you've got. The talent.Torquemada 1420 wrote:It's just a depressing continuation of inept management but really, it's so deeply rooted now from top to bottom, I'm not sure why we should expect anything else. Noves is just one cog with missing teeth in a whole clock where every component is damaged in some way.Dork Lard wrote:bu bu bu but but but Torqueeeeeeeeeee,Torquemada 1420 wrote:Sco up to 4th in rankings after away win at Aus.
Townsend has only had a few games in charge and already more away wins v Tier 1 nations than PSA and Noves combined.
IF Arg beat Eng this evening, Fra will probably drop to their equal, lowest rank ever.
but bub ububtubut bubtubub but but but
Townsend is merely picking up where Cotter left off in a great position, and and and Scotland have wayyyyy more talent and much more depth and quality players than a country like France.
Je ne sais pas.jolindien wrote:bon, picamoles, huget? qui d'autre ? on a pété tout le monde ?
elles servent à rien ces tournées d'été à la fin, à chaque fois c'est pareil depuis au moins la fin des années 90...
on est obligé de les "jouer" ?
Supposedly injured in the collision that sent the Safa 7 off but after last week, he's either injured or really doesn't want to be there.jolindien wrote:
Sinon, pourquoi picamole est sorti ?
Yep!La soule wrote:I think losing Huget did it for us.
66% d'occupation et 64% de possession : voilà des statistiques qui prouvent bien que les Bleus ont certes tenu le ballon, sans vraiment savoir quoi en faire...
clementinfrance wrote:Yep!La soule wrote:I think losing Huget did it for us.
It was THE turning point of the match.
yeah, just about. Fortieth seems fair. With a rich choice of Dubois or Lagisquet for the attack, you're not far from 40th, yeah.Torquemada 1420 wrote:1 New Zealand 94.78
2 England 89.87
3 Australia 86.35
4 Ireland 84.66
5 South Africa 82.87
6 Scotland 82.18
7 Wales 81.36
8 France 80.92
EIGHTH. Scotland about to be 4th. Would be interesting to speculate where Scotland would be under Noves and co. 40th?
Yes, I watched the whole thing. The Boks were a class above. Our forwards were manshamed in every contact and collision + so many gifts and errors it's almost unbelievable. François Trinh-duc...Torquemada 1420 wrote:You watching Xupi?
He's right, in terms of cohesion of play in general and commitment, it's much better. But the Boks just dominated us upfront and converted the many gifts handed out by some players, and Novès cannot do anything against that.Dork Lard wrote:Guy Novès : "Il y a une vraie progression par rapport au faible niveau de la semaine dernière".
Must be the only thing he's right about these days then.Xupi wrote:He's right, in terms of cohesion of play in general and commitment, it's much better. But the Boks just dominated us upfront and converted the many gifts handed out by some players, and Novès cannot do anything against that.Dork Lard wrote:Guy Novès : "Il y a une vraie progression par rapport au faible niveau de la semaine dernière".
You're out of your goddamn mind.Xupi wrote:He's right, in terms of cohesion of play in general and commitment, it's much better.
On the match thread, I commented on every error Spedding made. I was very busy. One of the worst FB performances I've seen at any level this year. He scores a try, and everyone thinks he had a good gameXupi wrote:Yes, I watched the whole thing. The Boks were a class above. Our forwards were manshamed in every contact and collision + so many gifts and errors it's almost unbelievable. François Trinh-duc...Torquemada 1420 wrote:You watching Xupi?
Very disappointing, I was expecting better.
Penaud is a gem though, so is Dupont. Guirado played his heart out. Vakatawa and Spedding good.
On the Boks first try Picamoles is limping while he's in the line to defend, he has at least 3 opportunities to kill off the movement and cannot run.
He's right. Only lost by 22 this week. If he plays SA another 23 times, he might get a winDork Lard wrote:Guy Novès : "Il y a une vraie progression par rapport au faible niveau de la semaine dernière".
No. The first test was worse, appalling rugby, the amount of missed tackles was incredible.Dje28 wrote: You're out of your goddamn mind.
Torquemada 1420 wrote:Latest report card for Noves
If he were a schoolboy, he'd be making sure the dog ate it before his parents saw it.
PS Bernol not published its player ratings yet for the first time. Probably so bad for some they will be checking whether they can do zero.