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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:54 pm 
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Mushrooms. (Spawn of the devil)
Whisky. (Retch x( )
Moules & oysters. (My meals should be properly dead prior to my eating them, they shouldn't shoot around the plate while I try to get them on my fork. Yuck.)
Rice pudding (reminds me of school dinners)
Helicopter rides. (Just wrong that they spin about all over the place. Straighten out & fly right.)
Getting on with / having any respect for my boss. (Whichever way I look at it, no matter how hard I try, it still comes down to the fact that he's a twat.)



learn to like them
learn to like it
since when are mussels serves alive?
when its done right its a different kettle of fish
so jaded

fair enough


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:08 pm 
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colonel wrote:
Calendar Blue wrote:
Mushrooms. (Spawn of the devil)
Whisky. (Retch x( )
Moules & oysters. (My meals should be properly dead prior to my eating them, they shouldn't shoot around the plate while I try to get them on my fork. Yuck.)
Rice pudding (reminds me of school dinners)
Helicopter rides. (Just wrong that they spin about all over the place. Straighten out & fly right.)
Getting on with / having any respect for my boss. (Whichever way I look at it, no matter how hard I try, it still comes down to the fact that he's a twat.)



learn to like them
learn to like it
since when are mussels serves alive?
when its done right its a different kettle of fish
so jaded

fair enough


No, shan't. :P
No, shan't. :P
Well I know they're not actually alive, but they act like they are! :?
I'll take your word for it... :frown:
I like helicopters per se ('specially Chinooks! 8) ) but I don't like flying in those little joy-rider ones. Bleurgh.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:10 pm 
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Petros wrote:
Guinness


This, so much this.

Foul muck


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:13 pm 
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Mitty wrote:
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Black women.

Helping the physically challenged.

Economy class.

Anal sex.

Skinny jeans.

Wakeboarding.


You forgot to add posing as a female poster (rugby_chick) on a male dominated forum for attention. You tried that and obviously didn't like it.


You tried sobriety and didn't like that either Alcy.


Says the man who is so addicted to cigarettes that he starts a thread begging for help to quit on a rugby forum.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:13 pm 
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Asparagus.

I just don't get the what all the fuss is about.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:14 pm 
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Traveller wrote:
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Guinness


This, so much this.

Foul muck


man cards

hand em in.


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Supporting Australia :D


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:25 pm 
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Coffee
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:40 pm 
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Foie Gras....even when washed down with a very palatable Sauternes


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:42 pm 
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When I was 15 I left home via the living room window in the early morning, walked 7km out of town, slept in a ditch for a couple of hours, hitched a lift to Wgtn>Cook Strait ferry>Cathedral Square with a smackhead student playing Van Morrison's Gloria on his car cassette player all the way. But the girl I went to see in Christchurch was called Mandy. Got in a fair bit of trouble for that.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:47 pm 
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Ali's Choice wrote:
Mitty wrote:
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Black women.

Helping the physically challenged.

Economy class.

Anal sex.

Skinny jeans.

Wakeboarding.


You forgot to add posing as a female poster (rugby_chick) on a male dominated forum for attention. You tried that and obviously didn't like it.


You tried sobriety and didn't like that either Alcy.


Says the man who is so addicted to cigarettes that he starts a thread begging for help to quit on a rugby forum.


Ok, whatever makes you happy Kermit.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:47 pm 
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Guinness

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:35 pm 
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video/computer games


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:51 pm 
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I once shagged a finnish (woman) truck driver
She was cute and all of that but:

- she opened bottles with her teeth;
- she used to throw used (full) condoms out of the window (her hotel was above a disco and we would get insults from the crowd in the queue).

I didn't like it much and since then have never shagged a finnish truck driver again


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:00 pm 
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Barman, a Babysham for my friend here.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:27 pm 
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Mitty wrote:
Black women.

Helping the physically challenged.

Economy class.

Anal sex

Skinny jeans.

Wakeboarding.


Did it hurt you, Skip?

I understand there are things you can take to facilitate ingress - why don't you get hold of that kind of stuff and give it another go? Don't suffer in silence; if you ask for help I'm sure there are others on here who are well qualified to advise you on how to receive a decent length with minimal discomfort.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:31 pm 
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Scotch.


Barman, a Babysham for my friend here.

Put cyanide in it, please.

Appalling.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:33 pm 
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Mitty's Boat wrote:
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Black women.

Helping the physically challenged.

Economy class.

Anal sex

Skinny jeans.

Wakeboarding.


Did it hurt you, Skip?

I understand there are things you can take to facilitate ingress - why don't you get hold of that kind of stuff and give it another go? Don't suffer in silence; if you ask for help I'm sure there are others on here who are well qualified to advise you on how to receive a decent length with minimal discomfort.


So Mitty having conversations with himself now? You really need to find a job!


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:36 pm 
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Red wine
Fruit teas
Any kind of heated fruit, strudel, baked apple etc.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:40 pm 
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Skiing - only so many times can you slide down a hill
Lobster - just so f**king tasteless
Anal - too shitty for me


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:42 pm 
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lobster - just so f**king tasteless


Sob


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:44 pm 
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Boobs not Moobs wrote:
Red wine
Fruit teas
Any kind of heated fruit, strudel, baked apple etc.


You disgust me.


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Boobs not Moobs wrote:
Red wine

I'm going to walk the dog and have a G&T on my return.


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Mitty wrote:
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Red wine
Fruit teas
Any kind of heated fruit, strudel, baked apple etc.


You disgust me.


And guinness :D


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:47 pm 
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Boobs not Moobs wrote:
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Red wine
Fruit teas
Any kind of heated fruit, strudel, baked apple etc.


You disgust me.


And guinness :D

You've done it now, BNM.

Words cannot express my concern for your wellbeing.


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she opened bottles with her teeth;


Were her teeth in her mouth at the time?


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Turkish delight - foul


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The Druid wrote:
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she opened bottles with her teeth;


Were her teeth in her mouth at the time?


all the time


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tanu wrote:
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she opened bottles with her teeth;


Were her teeth in her mouth at the time?


all the time


Good man :)


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Sex

I tried it once and didn't like it so now I stick wanking.


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Sex
I tried it once and didn't like it so now I stick wanking.


You know something?
I am not surprised at all by your statement.


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Ketamine.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:12 pm 
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TranceNRG wrote:
Mitty's Boat wrote:
Mitty wrote:
Black women.

Helping the physically challenged.

Economy class.

Anal sex

Skinny jeans.

Wakeboarding.


Did it hurt you, Skip?

I understand there are things you can take to facilitate ingress - why don't you get hold of that kind of stuff and give it another go? Don't suffer in silence; if you ask for help I'm sure there are others on here who are well qualified to advise you on how to receive a decent length with minimal discomfort.


So Mitty having conversations with himself now? You really need to find a job!

I don't think you're quite up to speed with this Boat thing, are you?
It's a good job Mitty's Pool Boy isn't posting today, goodness knows what you'd make of that.


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Weisswurst (got to be one of the crappier sausages going).
Dubai (Benidorm with bling).
Watching ballet (my expectations were low, but not low enough).


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