Bad taste or not, there is some science behind the ‘how many will end up dying from the virus’ question.

Just for the UK, when this outbreak ends (god willing) in a few weeks, what will the final virus death toll be in the Uk ? Highest number quoted I saw was 60 million (cheery hey!) to 0 (all a conspiracy) but for serious estimates, I’ve seen 100 to 10,000

I’ve gone low at 800, what are your thoughts ? I’m counting on a hot April killing the bugs off, based purely on in past 3 wet winters, the April was warm in two of them.

As I write , current UK death toll is 220

Poster guesses
Me - 800
Scarface claw - 12750
Bogbunny - 12345
Paddyor - 80000

Not sure I’ve ever seen an edge this thick.

So you have no opinion on final death toll numbers then ?

Hopefully this thread will have a quick death

Since when did you get touchy, as you are normally a big bollox

Opinion?

He’s writing policies on the number.

Is it 800?

There's some things not to joke about, even for a bellend like me.

I am not making a joke about it ? Where on this thread have I trolled anything ?
The thing on FB wasn’t mine and yes you get a lot of racist on there, but final death toll thoughts are interesting and sobering.

So, what’s your number or thoughts, or are you just staying offended ?

Yeeb - I’ll go 12,750.

I thought the governments wildest dreams were under 20,000 if we all do as we are told.

Added to OP

I wonder how many deaths will be needed before I'm successful in getting some bogroll.

Uk mil science worst case is 50k minimum. I have no longer term stats, but wouldn't discount the worst case scenario.

If you fancy a roadtrip to Southampton I'll happily donate some! I ended up with way too much after my GF's visit here was cancelled.

Surely in that case you will still need toilet tissue ? Amiright?

No more than usual!

Buster O’Gonad

Thanks but it won't be too much hassle to wash my arse in the kitchen sink, although I'll have to do the washing up then.

Without wanting to get involved in this shit show of a thread, 800? We'd be lucky to keep it below that by the end of next week.

12,345.

Hopefully none of the Bored,


Stay safe guys.

67,786,872

I think the estimate for deaths without any mitigation was around 500,000 for the UK.

If the current suppression strategy is successful, we will hopefully keep deaths to around 10,000, but large parts of the country still seem to be treating this is a minor irritation, rather than a major public health crisis, so who knows.

Yep. 25000 would be a very good outcome. Having read alarming reports of morons at the seaside though most transmission doesn't occur in outside gatherings like beaches. 120000.

We seem to be about 3 weeks behind Italy and I reckon they will be over 20k sometime next week. This is going o last for months.
W

Jesus Christ

From this point, any number below 50,000 is a result

Yeah, I don't think it's going to be a couple of weeks and 800 Yeeb...

This thing is going to run us all over.

What an abortion of a thread
Please everyone stay safe out there and make sure your actions keep everyone else safe

Jesus

What's with this infantile need to always be edgy.

Well said Winnie

80k
1)based on Hong Long Flu deaths
2)the warm weather not doing anything to stop it(spreading in warm climates now)
3)lack of ventilators and anasthesiests.

Not a great thread. You may want to remove Yeeb

I think keep it as a monument to his complete misunderstanding of the severity.

Actually I might try and instigate something similar with my bosses who think it's OK to keep the office open, so I can show them just how wrong they got this.

Edit - distasteful

Giving myself an uppercut.

I've started working from home but our office is still going to be open tomorrow. Granted instead of the usual 50 people there are only going to be about 8 from Monday so better late than never

Hmm you are reading what you want to read here, what exactly have I said here that’s edgy? It’s just a thing on Facebook that I thought was interesting. My 800 may be woefully low and optimistic but at least I gave my reasons for my number. Surely estimating final death toll is a valid topic at the moment ?

I can add some bad taste attempt at a joke if you want me to be edgy though, not sure how that will help