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 Post subject: My knee no longer works
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:51 am 
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What should I do?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:52 am 
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:53 am 
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Amputate. I know a guy.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:55 am 
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Enzedder wrote:
I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:59 am 
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naki wrote:
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.


Happy ending though?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:00 am 
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naki wrote:
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.


It's all that extra weight you're carrying. I've seen the photos.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:00 am 
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MacGyver wrote:
naki wrote:
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.


Happy ending though?


It was a dude, dude.

So yes... :uhoh:


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:01 am 
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Muttonbird wrote:
naki wrote:
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.


It's all that extra weight you're carrying. I've seen the photoshops.


Fixed.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:01 am 
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naki wrote:
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.

fudge your physio off right now. You need an osteopath


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:03 am 
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naki wrote:
MacGyver wrote:
naki wrote:
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.


Happy ending though?


It was a dude, dude.

So yes... :uhoh:


Niiiiiiiiiice. :thumbup:


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:04 am 
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naki wrote:
What should I do?


cut it off, just below the neck should do the trick.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:05 am 
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Now you know how Ali Williams feels.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:06 am 
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What precisely is wrong with it Naki?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:06 am 
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Donate it to Refry.


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cut it off, just below the neck should do the trick.


I'm fairly sure that would result in my death, I don't think you have considered your advice carefully enough.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:09 am 
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naki wrote:
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cut it off, just below the neck should do the trick.


I'm fairly sure that would result in my death, I don't think you have considered your advice carefully enough.


IH had a headache so amputated himself from the neck up, never did him any harm.


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Pat Pending wrote:
What precisely is wrong with it Naki?


I've already established that it no longer works.

(road running with inadequate footwear has most likely lead to ligament damage, dr wants scans anyway)


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:16 am 
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This won't fix it, but get some Anti-flamme cream from the chemist-it comes in a little purple jar. Reduces the swelling and eases the pain.

http://www.antiflamme.co.nz/products.html

Try the extra if they have it, otherwise just get the normal stuff in the purple jar.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:18 am 
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This won't fix it, but get some Anti-flamme cream from the chemist-it comes in a little purple jar. Reduces the swelling and eases the pain.

http://www.antiflamme.co.nz/products.html

Try the extra if they have it, otherwise just get the normal stuff in the purple jar.


Cheers bro, I've been taking anti-inflammatories but having tried any creams.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:19 am 
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naki wrote:
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Use the drive through.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:21 am 
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naki wrote:
Pat Pending wrote:
This won't fix it, but get some Anti-flamme cream from the chemist-it comes in a little purple jar. Reduces the swelling and eases the pain.

http://www.antiflamme.co.nz/products.html

Try the extra if they have it, otherwise just get the normal stuff in the purple jar.


Cheers bro, I've been taking anti-inflammatories but having tried any creams.


The cream is much better and works literally within seconds, you get this awesome cooling sensation. Much better for you to, Voltaren Et Al do nasty things to your kidneys.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:27 am 
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Clogs wrote:
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Use the drive through.


I'll use the drive-by if you don't shut it, big man.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:29 am 
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naki wrote:
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Use the drive through.


I'll use the drive-by if you don't shut it, big man.


Isn't it more a drive round with Clogs.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:36 am 
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Sefton wrote:
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Use the drive through.


I'll use the drive-by if you don't shut it, big man.


Isn't it more a drive round with Clogs.


It's more of a deep-sea dive with Clogs.

Because he's a whale. Yeah, sick burn. :smug:


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:53 am 
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naki wrote:
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Make a new one!


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:55 am 
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I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.

That's the viagra you fool


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:15 am 
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Is the pain on the outside of your knee Naki?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:29 am 
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Too much load on it. Use the other one.

Or it could be tight ITB - makes kneecap not track properly when walking/running. Causes a shitload of pain. Easily fixed.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:45 am 
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Yeah I'm thinking it's ITB as well. 3 sessions with the physics elbow and proper warmups and stretches should fix that.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:28 am 
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Sounds like you are going to be immobile for a while.....best start building a den now, to beat the rush


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:31 am 
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ElementFreak wrote:
naki wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.


I've had one physio session already. All pain, no gain. Getting x-rays done now.

fudge your physio off right now. You need an osteopath


THIS!!!

I've seen lots of physio and finally discovered Osteopathy. They really are the best when it comes to injuries.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:41 am 
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naki wrote:
Insane_Homer wrote:
naki wrote:
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cut it off, just below the neck should do the trick.


I'm fairly sure that would result in my death, I don't think you have considered your advice carefully enough.


Then you should have consulted an osteopath as advised; not a psychopath.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:47 am 
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Pat Pending wrote:
naki wrote:
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This won't fix it, but get some Anti-flamme cream from the chemist-it comes in a little purple jar. Reduces the swelling and eases the pain.

http://www.antiflamme.co.nz/products.html

Try the extra if they have it, otherwise just get the normal stuff in the purple jar.


Cheers bro, I've been taking anti-inflammatories but having tried any creams.


The cream is much better and works literally within seconds, you get this awesome cooling sensation. Much better for you to, Voltaren Et Al do nasty things to your kidneys.


Anti-flamme is good and I've also had some really good results with E-balm which has many of the same ingredients plus emu oil. Really good for sprains and strains although it does seem to help with joints as well.

http://www.emuology.co.nz/product_info.php?products_id=5


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:51 am 
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Enzedder wrote:
I have a f**king fantastic massage therapist mate - she can make anything work.




*snigger*


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:52 am 
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I own a chainsaw.

It will do wonders


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:04 pm 
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Tell your osteopath to fudge off and call an exorcist.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:07 pm 
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Running fucks knees and hips eventually.

Best thing now is swallow some daily Fish Oil caps, Glucoasmine plus Chondrotin caps.

Add swimming to your life. 30minutes 3 times a week to start. Then star on a light weight for seated leg lifts and hamstring extensions. The goal being to build muscle around the knee joints to support the joint.


Stop running and swim and cycle instead.


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:10 pm 
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Physio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Daylight osteopath

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chiropracter


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Let this be a lesson to you. Next time get your mate to help you shunt the couch about.


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Lose some weight and get in the pool and start swimming - trust me on this one.


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