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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:29 pm 
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Jack Whitehall is being slated for being straight yet playing a homosexual character.

Let’s just carry that bit of restrictive notion through a bit.
John Hurt was an absurd choice for playing John Merrick whilst several ugly men and a talented pachyderm were available
Tom Cruise for all those straight roles
Don’t get me started on My Left Foot, that bloke who played Albert Steptoe was still alive, Andy Serkis playing Caesar when anyone slagged off by Roseanne Barr needed a leg up.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:55 pm 
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If Russell Crowe can play a mathematician...


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:08 pm 
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If Gerard Butler can be the most brilliant scientist on the planet...


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:11 pm 
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If Russell Crowe can play a mathematician...


yeap, heard The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) will play Stephen Hawking in the biopic to come.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:27 pm 
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If Matt Damon can play a blindside flanker.....


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:31 pm 
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Who's slating Whitehall though - a bunch of utter cnts?

Didn't Scarlet Johansson turn down playing a transgender role recently because she was pressured into it by a bunch of social justice retards?


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It's getting out of hand, especially that Scarlett Johannson episode which basically killed off any chance of that film ever being made.


How come no one ever complained about Grey's Anatomy, none of those actors even went to medical school!


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It's getting out of hand, especially that Scarlett Johannson episode which basically killed off any chance of that film ever being made.


How come no one ever complained about Grey's Anatomy, none of those actors even went to medical school!

And don't get me started on living people playing the dead. That gets me Incandescent with RAGE :x :x :x


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The United States of Apologies. America is quickly disappearing up it's own a*se.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:13 am 
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Not allowed to act anymore


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:18 am 
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That's not quite the point.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:27 am 
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youtube Gary Oldman doing an impression of James Brown whilst fully made up as Winston Churchill.
Far more enjoyable than wringing the neck of the inevitable tiresome whataboutery that is poised to occur on this subject.. :nod:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:18 am 
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If enough people take offence on Twitter that'll do for me. That and finding out what Katie Price had for breakfast


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:25 am 
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I can understand why people would react this way in this case, to be honest. It's the first openly gay character in Disney film history and it would have been smarter to cast a gay actor.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:23 am 
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The latest one is the batwoman star who is either not gay enough or not the right type of gay

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live- ... sh-1134200


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Frodder wrote:
If enough people take offence on Twitter that'll do for me. That and finding out what Katie Price had for breakfast

Oooh, missed that.

What did she have?


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happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:
If enough people take offence on Twitter that'll do for me. That and finding out what Katie Price had for breakfast

Oooh, missed that.

What did she have?


Jordon's granola.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:56 am 
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fatcat wrote:
Who's slating Whitehall though - a bunch of utter cnts?

Didn't Scarlet Johansson turn down playing a transgender role recently because she was pressured into it by a bunch of social justice retards?


Unfortunately it counts as news to our dear old BBC, who are reporting the "backlash" at the top of their website's front page.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:22 pm 
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I just notice he was with Gemma Chan for 6 years.
Talking about punching above their weight


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:37 pm 
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Wait... Jack Whitehall is straight?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:42 pm 
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Turbogoat wrote:
Wait... Jack Whitehall is straight?


While you joke, the point is valid. Seemingly the character is supposed to be very camp and effete. These traits do not mean you are gay, but Whitehall certainly has them/plays up on them.

A fair counter would be to say if the actor playing the role should be gay does that mean they think gay people are camp?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:45 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:51 pm 
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Turbogoat wrote:
Wait... Jack Whitehall is straight?

Typical English private schooled toff.. I would have thought.


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If Madonna could sing 'Like a Virgin' ...


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happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:
If enough people take offence on Twitter that'll do for me. That and finding out what Katie Price had for breakfast

Oooh, missed that.

What did she have?

Something with a vegetable


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:59 pm 
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Winnie wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Frodder wrote:
If enough people take offence on Twitter that'll do for me. That and finding out what Katie Price had for breakfast

Oooh, missed that.

What did she have?

Something with a vegetable


Christ!!!


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LandOTurk wrote:
If Madonna could sing 'Like a Virgin' ...


You might want to read the lyric of that song.


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Jay Cee Gee wrote:
I can understand why people would react this way in this case, to be honest. It's the first openly gay character in Disney film history and it would have been smarter to cast a gay actor.


We did have Josh Gad (Straight) in Beauty and the Beast playing Le Fou (Gay) singing a song about his love for Gaston (Straight) who was played by Luke Evans (Gay).


Point that out to these SJW and they will explode!


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LandOTurk wrote:
If Madonna could sing 'Like a Virgin' ...



What? Do you think she actually was a virgin?


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No shock that David Prowse was not really Mark Hamill's father? And nor was James Earl Jones!


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No shock that David Prowse was not really Mark Hamill's father? And nor was James Earl Jones!


I know right? Everyone knows it's Sebastian Shaw.


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kiwidutchie wrote:
Jay Cee Gee wrote:
I can understand why people would react this way in this case, to be honest. It's the first openly gay character in Disney film history and it would have been smarter to cast a gay actor.


We did have Josh Gad (Straight) in Beauty and the Beast playing Le Fou (Gay) singing a song about his love for Gaston (Straight) who was played by Luke Evans (Gay).


Point that out to these SJW and they will explode!


Luke Evans also played Wilder in Highrise, who is quite possibly the most alpha of heterosexuals in fiction.


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