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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:41 am 
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BRISBANE’S “poo jogger” has resigned from his national role at a retirement company amid a storm of controversy that has sparked extraordinary worldwide interest.

Andrew Douglas Macintosh, 64, was revealed to be the jogger caught defecating on a pathway at a Greenslopes apartment complex on Logan Rd after he was photographed in a local sting that was part of a widening phenomenon of everyday people using technology to solve crimes, The Courier-Mail reports.

Within hours of the story’s publication in The Courier-Mail on Thursday, Macintosh had resigned from his national role at retirement village giant Aveo.


https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:02 am 
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:10 am 
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Ripper storey and great photo.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:11 am 
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After “wildly guessing” at the timing of the dirty deeds the duo bought a wireless night-vision camera with motion sensors designed to capture elusive wildlife.

The technology would have cost thousands of dollars a decade ago, but can now be sourced for less than $200 ­online.

The blurry images gave them a timeline.

The dawn detectives then hopped in their cars and parked at various locations around Greenslopes to keep tabs on the runner.

“To start with, it was trying to ID him so we’d go for a little drive then park, did he run past? Where did he go?” Steve explained.

“Through a process of elimination we figured out the route where he was running and we narrowed it down to where he lived.”

Less than a kilometre away, it would turn out.

“It was just now about getting a good photo,” Steve said.

“I said to my neighbour ‘don’t approach the police yet, let me get a clear photo so when you go to them it’s all laid out for them’.”


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Some people just have too much time on their hands, and that goes for everyone involved including the culprit!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:22 am 
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When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Did he take a dump in that as well? :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:31 am 
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At least when he goes for his next job interview he'll have something to talk about when they ask about weaknesses.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:07 am 
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naki wrote:
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When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Did he take a dump in that as well? :shock:


:lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:11 am 
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At least when he goes for his next job interview he'll have something to talk about when they ask about weaknesses.


I don't know, holding it in on a jog is pretty impressive


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:25 am 
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He should have worn a cape and called himself The Phantom Shitter.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:29 am 
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Thomas wrote:
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Tell all then - what was he like?


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Bindi wrote:
Thomas wrote:
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Tell all then - what was he like?

A firm sticky handshake I'm guessing.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:37 am 
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Bindi wrote:
Thomas wrote:
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Tell all then - what was he like?


He seemed nice enough.

He has basically now forced himself into early retirement.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:49 am 
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Thomas wrote:
Bindi wrote:
Thomas wrote:
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Tell all then - what was he like?


He seemed nice enough.

He has basically now forced himself into early retirement.


From work or jogging?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:29 am 
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jimmy speights wrote:
Thomas wrote:
Bindi wrote:
Thomas wrote:
:lol:

I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Tell all then - what was he like?


He seemed nice enough.

He has basically now forced himself into early retirement.


From work or jogging?


Shitting


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:47 am 
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True Blue wrote:
He should have worn a cape and called himself The Phantom Shitter.


A mask, not cape


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:58 am 
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Cullen wrote:
True Blue wrote:
He should have worn a cape and called himself The Phantom Shitter.


A mask, not cape


Damn, good point. You'd make a better Phantom Shitter than me.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:20 am 
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Looks like there might be some copycat poo'ers still on the loose in Brisvegas ...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:36 am 
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You sonofabitch

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:40 am 
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At least when he goes for his next job interview he'll have something to talk about when they ask about weaknesses.

:lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:23 am 
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That picture of him. He should have it framed above the fireplace.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:52 am 
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Oh.

You sonofabitch

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My first shop. Pretty happy with the result overall. :D


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mojo wrote:
Looks like there might be some copycat poo'ers still on the loose in Brisvegas ...

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:lol:


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towny wrote:
mojo wrote:
At least when he goes for his next job interview he'll have something to talk about when they ask about weaknesses.

:lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:09 am 
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True Blue wrote:
He should have worn a cape and called himself The Phantom Shitter.


A camp may well make a messy situation, more, umm, difficult :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:00 pm 
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Thomas wrote:
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Meeting? As in shake hands meeting or his look-out?


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Thomas wrote:
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I've been meeting with this guy for 12+ months. When I saw the picture a week or so ago, I spat my coffee across my screen


Meeting? As in shake hands meeting or his look-out?


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:26 pm 
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what is wrong with people?

Only last week at work an email went round that the ladies loo was out of order on the ground floor.

Later on, found out that someone had dropped a coil on the floor. WTF?


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eldanielfire wrote:
towny wrote:
mojo wrote:
At least when he goes for his next job interview he'll have something to talk about when they ask about weaknesses.

:lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

This had me crying in a (boring) meeting earlier. My mind went into full satirical mode imagining a real interview where he explained this in lurid detail. B'stard. I had to pretend I had a cough and something in my eye.

Edit: It's also the way he stares into the camera. It's like a professional photographer is saying, "that's it, now do that look again, ooo, that's a good one."


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