Take a minute

https://youtu.be/dY09peNVVLc

Hamilton dumped her. What was he thinking?

She makes me cringe

Would coil one out on all of their tummies tbf, the night after I’ve eaten sweet corn and drank guiness

Some of you lads have distinctly plebeian tastes in women.

They’re all crazy at the end of the day but f**king hell, absolutely smoking

Smokin hot

Enlighten us

This is a thread for straight men

X Factor: Celebrity? Do they get voted off the show, then? That would get spicy

Not if you’re sleeping with Simon. Only joking, he doesn’t like girls either

The guy at 4.34 is all of us

Look, it's very clear you're into men - it's nothing to be ashamed about.

Absolutely incredible looking woman.

Agreed. Beautiful face, amazing body and incredible dancing and singing talent. How can anyone complain is beyond me.

He's the bigger diva out of the two and as his F1 career has shown, he doesn't like competition when he gets out done.

Great choreography tbh

The lighting is excellent.

thats a rugby player lol

No matter how hot a bird is there's a bloke out there who's sick of her shit.

Which one? The gay black dude fanning himself?

yeah not gay, thats Bath winger Levi Davis

Says the lad watching x factor.

It’s a YouTube clip brainiac

Sorry but I've lost interest already.

That's hysterical. I'm so old

Her outfit is pure Cher on the battleship on if I could turn back time.

Cher was 43 at that time, Nicole worryingly is "41" already.

And yes, I still would

I mean, I'd obviously crawl over broken glass to sniff her queef and all that, but that music is dreadful.

There was music? When?

She was late 30's looking for marriage and babies. He was early 30's and wanted to party with people in their early 20's

“Next”

U r criminally underrated as a bored resource

What a babe..... would need double Viagra though. My cousin runs in her circle and reckons she is a vacuous wagon.

I always liked the 1 on Strictly Come Dancing. Whatever her name is

Ashley Roberts who I believe is now dating Giovanni one of the pro dancers( but I don’t think she danced with him)

And you protest when people call you gay??

I thought I was 'down with the kids' knowing she appeared on SCD. OS takes it to a whole new level

Well, there were noises on the PA, while all of the "singers" mimed a few noises and the Sherzinger occasionally shrieked into her mic.


But mostly I was distracted by her tits and arse. Jesus. That pose she pulls at the end where she's all sweaty and titty could make me do anything. Did I mention tits?


I need a lie down.

When they do the close up on the other one at the end it is more like this

.. at the very end, Louis Walsh, could either be

using his hands to entice the audience to cheer and clap at a wonderful performance

OR

showing what he would like to do with their tits

She could use my mic anyday...if you know what I mean.