Re: Height
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:13 am
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I expect I'm more fun than you Spookily.spookly wrote:
Huh???Openside wrote:happyhooker wrote:No it isn't
Thank god
Your single status would suggest it may be a problem for some
less enlightened members of the species...
spookly wrote:
I'd pick "Live fast, Die young" by Rick Rossglobus wrote:Not even a flesh wound here.
Anyway, looks like the hymns are sorted. What would you pick?
Just got the Readings to do.
My services are available and free.
A bit inappropriate but if that's what you want.......... It's got Kanye West in it so I bury my head in my hands.spookly wrote:I'd pick "Live fast, Die young" by Rick Rossglobus wrote:Not even a flesh wound here.
Anyway, looks like the hymns are sorted. What would you pick?
Just got the Readings to do.
My services are available and free.
An archdeacon doesn't have a see - you need a bishop for that.globus wrote:A bit inappropriate but if that's what you want.......... It's got Kanye West in it so I bury my head in my hands.spookly wrote:I'd pick "Live fast, Die young" by Rick Rossglobus wrote:Not even a flesh wound here.
Anyway, looks like the hymns are sorted. What would you pick?
Just got the Readings to do.
My services are available and free.
I stick with "Ancient and Modern" for services at St Peter's. I leave the wacky stuff to others and I'm not fond of CDs in Church.
We have a terrific organist. "You hum it son, and I'll play it".
This couple want a nice traditional church wedding. And they will get one. I'm having a mail exchange with a certain Archdeacon to see (and that's slightly cryptic) if he'll come over and surprise them.
It's all systems go here.
Charmless man is surely most fitting.backrow wrote:I didn't know parklife jokes had been made about him before until I browsed his recent posts to be fair - seems samshark invented this.
In the country lyrics can stay pretty much as they are tbf
Yep. Don't do magic.alliswell wrote:Charmless man is surely most fitting.backrow wrote:I didn't know parklife jokes had been made about him before until I browsed his recent posts to be fair - seems samshark invented this.
In the country lyrics can stay pretty much as they are tbf
Has to be "Amazing Globus" for meglobus wrote:Not even a flesh wound here.
Anyway, looks like the hymns are sorted. What would you pick?
The thread that keeps givingfiggypud wrote:Has to be "Amazing Globus" for meglobus wrote:Not even a flesh wound here.
Anyway, looks like the hymns are sorted. What would you pick?
Amazing Globus how sweet the sound
Of drums and keyboards too
And guitar, and don't forget
He's also a crossword guru
Twas Globus that taught me all I knew
Including brain surgery
He's sailed all over the world
And rescues wrinklies for free
Not bad and not far off.figgypud wrote:Has to be "Amazing Globus" for meglobus wrote:Not even a flesh wound here.
Anyway, looks like the hymns are sorted. What would you pick?
Amazing Globus how sweet the sound
Of drums and keyboards too
And guitar, and don't forget
He's also a crossword guru
Twas Globus that taught me all I knew
Including brain surgery
He's sailed all over the world
And rescues wrinklies for free
Bad miss in this thread until now....alliswell wrote:Charmless man is surely most fitting.backrow wrote:I didn't know parklife jokes had been made about him before until I browsed his recent posts to be fair - seems samshark invented this.
In the country lyrics can stay pretty much as they are tbf
I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Fantasticbackrow wrote:1. Parklifeglobus wrote:But what does it mean?
Globus remix
Confidence is a preference for the habitual bullshitter of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning crossword can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
The Management gave me brewer's droop, She intimidates me by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of her
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching (they gave me a Salute), you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the need to Post on the Forum
(Parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about performing emergency Cranial Surgery
(Parklife)
I feed the Kiddywinks, I sometimes feed the grand-kiddywinks too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parklife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my Wallet devoted to it
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Parklife
(Parklife)
Parklife
(Parklife)
It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch technique, you know? Should have bought a Ford Kuga tbf
(Parklife)
(Parklife) and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round Oundle (parklife)
(Parklife)
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
All the Famous people
So many Famous people
And they all go hand-in-hand
Hand-in-hand through their parklife
Even if he was, why do you say that as if it's a slur?globus wrote:It is amusing but I really cannot understand the interest in me.
I suppose I keep the board ticking over.
I am now convinced that Yeeb is a house husband.
Come on. He's been following me around like a lost puppy.happyhooker wrote:Even if he was, why do you say that as if it's a slur?globus wrote:It is amusing but I really cannot understand the interest in me.
I suppose I keep the board ticking over.
I am now convinced that Yeeb is a house husband.
That's the managements department and I doubt it pays £80k p.a.happyhooker wrote:Even if he was, why do you say that as if it's a slur?globus wrote:It is amusing but I really cannot understand the interest in me.
I suppose I keep the board ticking over.
I am now convinced that Yeeb is a house husband.
Some of my best friends are black...globus wrote:Come on. He's been following me around like a lost puppy.happyhooker wrote:Even if he was, why do you say that as if it's a slur?globus wrote:It is amusing but I really cannot understand the interest in me.
I suppose I keep the board ticking over.
I am now convinced that Yeeb is a house husband.
I know two chaps here in Oundle who are great. Their wives are the financial powerhouses who commute to London each day.
They look after the house and their kids. Both could do with a bit of vacuuming!
Why are people taking this nonsense seriously?
I truly don't care about opinions about me. Most are based on sand.
Things to do. Catch whomsoever is on later.
Not bad!blindcider wrote:That's the managements department and I doubt it pays £80k p.a.happyhooker wrote:Even if he was, why do you say that as if it's a slur?globus wrote:It is amusing but I really cannot understand the interest in me.
I suppose I keep the board ticking over.
I am now convinced that Yeeb is a house husband.
We once had a Polish housemaid who could suck the peel off an orange.
I caught her in flagrante delicto with the management so she had to be let go
We now have a dyson. We made him walk the plank in the BVI,
He wanted to improve on my lifts, couldn't abide the thought of him sucking my shaft.
Sympathy nibbleSeneca of the Night wrote:Speaking of height. My last two girlfriends were 6 foot. Which is about 2 inches taller than me. There wasn't an issue.
Does that mean you had no children?Seneca of the Night wrote:Speaking of height. My last two girlfriends were 6 foot. Which is about 2 inches taller than me. There wasn't an issue.
Just a play on the word "Issue" SOTN.Seneca of the Night wrote:I have not had children. Doubt I will. Never thought about it.globus wrote:Does that mean you had no children?Seneca of the Night wrote:Speaking of height. My last two girlfriends were 6 foot. Which is about 2 inches taller than me. There wasn't an issue.
!!!Seneca of the Night wrote:I have not had children. Doubt I will. Never thought about it.globus wrote:Does that mean you had no children?Seneca of the Night wrote:Speaking of height. My last two girlfriends were 6 foot. Which is about 2 inches taller than me. There wasn't an issue.
His personality has always proven to be adequate contraceptivekoroke hangareka wrote:!!!Seneca of the Night wrote:I have not had children. Doubt I will. Never thought about it.globus wrote:Does that mean you had no children?Seneca of the Night wrote:Speaking of height. My last two girlfriends were 6 foot. Which is about 2 inches taller than me. There wasn't an issue.
How do you know?!
So it's a constant like the speed of light. Everybody is 2 inches taller than Seneca.fatcat wrote:Funnily enough my last two girlfriends were 5'6, which is also 2 inches taller than Seneca.
I'm 1.93 so yes.globus wrote:Is it important to be taller than your partner? Could you marry Karlie Kloss?
Sounds like a question for Yeebglobus wrote:What do they put in ladies' shoes these days. Compost?
Let's ask him.blindcider wrote:Sounds like a question for Yeebglobus wrote:What do they put in ladies' shoes these days. Compost?
Not a fecking clue, just saw someone go off on one about it recently.HighKingLeinster wrote:Yes I believe they prefer the term "short-arse" now.
Why is midget unacceptable these days anyway?