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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:59 pm 
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What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden?

Answer: Well there's this guy called Smiley and his Mrs who live on a farm in the Naki who did. I would suggest that if you had any gonads at all you'd call to the farm and ask them why. After sharing with them your views on the matter, I'd imagine at the Mrs request, that he'd stick his right, or left boot so far up your arse, you'd have to open your mouth to undo the laces.....or have you raised this gem of britishness from the safety of your wee cardboard castle in England?


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Rugby2023 wrote:
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Tadghe??? You sure that's an actual name?

Quite, it looks like the registrar made a severe typo.

Looks like she just sat on the keyboard.


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TheDocForgotHisLogon wrote:
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Tadghe??? You sure that's an actual name?

Quite, it looks like the registrar made a severe typo.

Looks like she just shat on the keyboard.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:05 am 
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A mate's mum used to work at the family court.

'Beauden' is an example of what she refers to as "at risk names".


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You blokes have got a guy named Jared.

Haha, "Jared". Chav Brit parents, no doubt.

That must be a payne in the arse for them.


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uuuuuuu, you might regret this thread, maybe shoulda chosen someone else.

I think his name is awesome, especially when Nisbo screams it :o

Great names to come in AB rugby:

Rieko Ioane: best when shouted by one of the aussie commentators.

Orbyn Leger 8)

Tiaan Falcon!!! Hell yeah


Unfortunately Tiaan was out of the U20 final, where gosh the baby blacks man shamed England prison style ;)


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A mate's mum used to work at the family court.

'Beauden' is an example of what she refers to as "at risk names".


The name is derived from the French meaning beautiful. Which is something you could never say about Sexton 8)

Person I was watching the game with the other day said she had never seen such an ugly group of people as the Lions. Apart from Maro.


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It's about as trashy a name as I've heard.
No nobility or class to it.


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Hasn't he got about eight brothers and eight sisters?

Proper hillbillies some of these colonials.


That's what happens when there's literally nothing to do except the wife or the sheep






(or get really good at the basics of kicking, tackling and catching)


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He can call his son Mini Beauden.


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Courtney has a girls name.


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Duff Paddy wrote:
Lads you're talking about a country where the rat tail haircut is still considered acceptable.

I actually quite like the ratty on the right person.


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It is the type of name that could be seen as entirely embarrassing to lose to any team containing a player with said name.

No pressure.


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Beauden Barrett is the Matt Todd of names.


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naki wrote:
You blokes have got a guy named Jared.

Haha, "Jared". Chav Brit parents, no doubt.

Jared is a proper manly rugby playing name thank you


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Floppykid wrote:
Beauden Barrett is the Matt Todd of names.


:lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:37 am 
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And what kind of stupid name is Matt Todd?


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The total of tries that Ireland have scored in total in quarter finals of world cups is the same as the total that NZ managed in one quarter final match


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Why are you worried about those blokes when we have wannabe Cowboys like Wyatt Crockett in the squad?
#priorities


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Denirostaxidriver wrote:
The total of tries that Ireland have scored in total in quarter finals of world cups is the same as the total that NZ managed in one quarter final match


:uhoh:


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Speaking of names, Bono.

:lol:


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Floppykid wrote:
It's about as trashy a name as I've heard.
No nobility or class to it.


Thankfully the mighty Irish republic was created to make a fair and more equalitarian society, nobility or class should not be too much of an issue to you should it?


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Speaking of names, Bono.

:lol:


The Edge :lol: :lol:


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What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden?

Answer: Well there's this guy called Smiley and his Mrs who live on a farm in the Naki who did. I would suggest that if you had any gonads at all you'd call to the farm and ask them why. After sharing with them your views on the matter, I'd imagine at the Mrs request, that he'd stick his right, or left boot so far up your arse, you'd have to open your mouth to undo the laces.....or have you raised this gem of britishness from the safety of your wee cardboard castle in England?


Wow. Who brought the funbus to this party?


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Newsome wrote:
Denirostaxidriver wrote:
The total of tries that Ireland have scored in total in quarter finals of world cups is the same as the total that NZ managed in one quarter final match


:uhoh:


Just thought I would throw some spite in there now that Floppy was on board.


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Anyways I digress, South Africa will make a magnificent venue for the 2023 RWC :thumbup:


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Ramming Speed wrote:
He can call his son Mini Beauden.


Well played!


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Denirostaxidriver wrote:
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Denirostaxidriver wrote:
The total of tries that Ireland have scored in total in quarter finals of world cups is the same as the total that NZ managed in one quarter final match


:uhoh:


Just thought I would throw some spite in there now that Floppy was on board.


:thumbup:

Lead the way.


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Anyways I digress, South Africa will make a magnificent venue for the 2023 RWC :thumbup:

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Denirostaxidriver wrote:
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Speaking of names, Bono.

:lol:


The Edge :lol: :lol:


Not sure if serious... :|


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Any Poms waded into the stupid names squabbling yet?

Well Austin Healy, nyeah.

Neil Back, roflmao, kneel where?

The Welsh must all have the same DNA too, how many Williams' has there been?


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What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden x(

I'm no Kiwi, and I think his name is stupid too, but the sheer hypocrisy of this post - coming from a poster who's national team has players called Devin Toner and Taidgh Furlong- is staggering :lol:


Innit.....


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We need Katie Hopkins to contribute.


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BillW wrote:
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What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden x(

Parents that are wonky enough to produce three All Blacks.


His father visited our club last Autumn and spoke with our youth players. Sound man.


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nardol wrote:
What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden x(

Parents that are wonky enough to produce three All Blacks.


His father visited our club last Autumn and spoke with our youth players. Sound man.


Didn't he play in Ireland some years ago. I seem to remember hearing that young Beauden went to school in Meath or somesuch.


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Any Poms waded into the stupid names squabbling yet?

Well Austin Healy, nyeah.

Neil Back, roflmao, kneel where?

The Welsh must all have the same DNA too, how many Williams' has there been?


Mate England have had much worse than that. Try Riki Flutey :lol: . Try Shontayne Hape :lol: :lol: :lol: . Shontayne FFS! Where did those f**king chav names come from...oh.


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nardol wrote:
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Speaking of names, Bono.

:lol:


The Edge :lol: :lol:


Not sure if serious... :|


Deadly serious. After all, Beauden did not choose his name (not the worst name at all). But Bono and The Edge chose to give themselves utterly stupid names.

I mean, The Edge ... FFS. What a plum.


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Hasn't he got about eight brothers and eight sisters?

Proper hillbillies some of these colonials.


Yes, but three of them are All Blacks. So they could probably put together a team that would be competitive in the 6N. Reckon they could scrape into third spot.


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I reckon we are finally seeing the end of the Orc era


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O'Beaudy sounds so much better.


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