What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden?

Answer: Well there's this guy called Smiley and his Mrs who live on a farm in the Naki who did. I would suggest that if you had any gonads at all you'd call to the farm and ask them why. After sharing with them your views on the matter, I'd imagine at the Mrs request, that he'd stick his right, or left boot so far up your arse, you'd have to open your mouth to undo the laces.....or have you raised this gem of britishness from the safety of your wee cardboard castle in England?

Looks like she just sat on the keyboard.

fuxed

A mate's mum used to work at the family court.

'Beauden' is an example of what she refers to as "at risk names".

That must be a payne in the arse for them.

Unfortunately Tiaan was out of the U20 final, where gosh the baby blacks man shamed England prison style

The name is derived from the French meaning beautiful. Which is something you could never say about Sexton

Person I was watching the game with the other day said she had never seen such an ugly group of people as the Lions. Apart from Maro.

It's about as trashy a name as I've heard.
No nobility or class to it.

That's what happens when there's literally nothing to do except the wife or the sheep






(or get really good at the basics of kicking, tackling and catching)

He can call his son Mini Beauden.

Courtney has a girls name.

I actually quite like the ratty on the right person.

It is the type of name that could be seen as entirely embarrassing to lose to any team containing a player with said name.

No pressure.

Beauden Barrett is the Matt Todd of names.

Jared is a proper manly rugby playing name thank you

And what kind of stupid name is Matt Todd?

The total of tries that Ireland have scored in total in quarter finals of world cups is the same as the total that NZ managed in one quarter final match

Why are you worried about those blokes when we have wannabe Cowboys like Wyatt Crockett in the squad?
#priorities

Speaking of names, Bono.

Thankfully the mighty Irish republic was created to make a fair and more equalitarian society, nobility or class should not be too much of an issue to you should it?

The Edge

Wow. Who brought the funbus to this party?

Just thought I would throw some spite in there now that Floppy was on board.

Anyways I digress, South Africa will make a magnificent venue for the 2023 RWC

Well played!

Lead the way.

Not sure if serious...

Any Poms waded into the stupid names squabbling yet?

Well Austin Healy, nyeah.

Neil Back, roflmao, kneel where?

The Welsh must all have the same DNA too, how many Williams' has there been?

Innit.....

We need Katie Hopkins to contribute.

His father visited our club last Autumn and spoke with our youth players. Sound man.

Didn't he play in Ireland some years ago. I seem to remember hearing that young Beauden went to school in Meath or somesuch.

Mate England have had much worse than that. Try Riki Flutey . Try Shontayne Hape . Shontayne FFS! Where did those f**king chav names come from...oh.

Deadly serious. After all, Beauden did not choose his name (not the worst name at all). But Bono and The Edge chose to give themselves utterly stupid names.

I mean, The Edge ... FFS. What a plum.

Yes, but three of them are All Blacks. So they could probably put together a team that would be competitive in the 6N. Reckon they could scrape into third spot.

I reckon we are finally seeing the end of the Orc era

O'Beaudy sounds so much better.