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What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite thread
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:25 pm
by nardol
What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:50 pm
by Bogbunny
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Similar to the ones that burden their little Israel, Tadghe, or Leigh, wankrs one and all.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:51 pm
by Duff Paddy
Lads you're talking about a country where the rat tail haircut is still considered acceptable.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:52 pm
by Hawk97
Oh really?
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:54 pm
by Turbogoat
Least he wasn't called Jessica.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:56 pm
by Hawk97
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Wasn't there a record breaking name that was given by kiwi parents? I believe the name was Tallula Does The Hula From Hawaii. True story.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:59 pm
by Bogbunny
YOYO wrote:Bogbunny wrote:nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Similar to the ones that burden their little Israel, Tadghe, or Leigh, wankrs one and all.
Tadghe??? You sure that's an actual name?
Oh yeah, a Bogbunny one
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:00 pm
by Mr Mike
Turbogoat wrote:Least he wasn't called Jessica.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:07 pm
by MrDominator
Hasn't he got about eight brothers and eight sisters?
Proper hillbillies some of these colonials.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:12 pm
by Rugby2023
YOYO wrote:Bogbunny wrote:nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Similar to the ones that burden their little Israel, Tadghe, or Leigh, wankrs one and all.
Tadghe??? You sure that's an actual name?
Quite, it looks like the registrar made a severe typo.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:26 pm
by HurricaneWasp
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
I'm no Kiwi, and I think his name is stupid too, but the sheer hypocrisy of this post - coming from a poster who's national team has players called Devin Toner and Taidgh Furlong- is staggering
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:37 pm
by nardol
I suppose the concept of non-English language names is too much for you to handle? Ireland is - officially at least - a bilingual nation.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:41 pm
by cubby boi
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
I watched that Documentary on the Allblacks the other night and it seems that his parents also call him Beaudy and Beauds for short
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:46 pm
by Whatever
nardol wrote:I suppose the concept of non-English language names is too much for you to handle? Ireland is - officially at least - a bilingual nation.
Hello!
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:53 pm
by Newsome
nardol wrote:I suppose the concept of non-English language names is too much for you to handle? Ireland is - officially at least - a bilingual nation.
That's great. Still a stupid name though.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:56 pm
by Magpie26
Sounds Irish.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:00 pm
by Whatever
Newsome wrote:nardol wrote:I suppose the concept of non-English language names is too much for you to handle? Ireland is - officially at least - a bilingual nation.
That's great. Still a stupid name though.
Which one, Tadgh, some brand of Toner or Beauden, which in the old language means "Lion outpacer"?
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:13 pm
by Razor
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Better than an name like Nardol that comes from a pain reliever tablet....Plum.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:58 pm
by Flametop
More importantly, what kind of surname is Beerutt?
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:19 pm
by grubberkick
Beauden Beergut...
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:31 pm
by Toro
uuuuuuu, you might regret this thread, maybe shoulda chosen someone else.
I think his name is awesome, especially when Nisbo screams it
Great names to come in AB rugby:
Rieko Ioane: best when shouted by one of the aussie commentators.
Orbyn Leger
Tiaan Falcon!!! Hell yeah
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:35 pm
by Hawk97
Toro wrote:uuuuuuu, you might regret this thread, maybe shoulda chosen someone else.
I think his name is awesome, especially when Nisbo screams it
Great names to come in AB rugby:
Rieko Ioane: best when shouted by one of the aussie commentators.
Orbyn Leger
Tiaan Falcon!!! Hell yeah
...bogans
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:37 pm
by Flametop
Iommani will be the Lions Test captain.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:38 pm
by Mr Mike
Toro wrote:I think his name is awesome, especially when Nisbo screams it
Marshall - "GO BEAUDEN!!!'
Hard to dislike after that.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:44 pm
by Toro
Mr Mike wrote:Toro wrote:I think his name is awesome, especially when Nisbo screams it
Marshall - "GO BEAUDEN!!!'
Hard to dislike after that.
I may go watch that again.
THAT'LL DO IT!!!!
[siiigggghh]
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:47 pm
by Frodder
I can't muster any spite, sorry guys
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:47 pm
by Flametop
Has he done something with his hair?
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:49 pm
by Toro
Looking good Neil!
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:04 pm
by JB1981
Duff Paddy wrote:Lads you're talking about a country where the rat tail haircut is still considered acceptable.
I'd rather come from a country known for bad hairstyles than bad teeth. Haircuts are cheaper than dentistry.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:05 pm
by Hareaway
Hawk97 wrote:Toro wrote:uuuuuuu, you might regret this thread, maybe shoulda chosen someone else.
I think his name is awesome, especially when Nisbo screams it
Great names to come in AB rugby:
Rieko Ioane: best when shouted by one of the aussie commentators.
Orbyn Leger
Tiaan Falcon!!! Hell yeah
...bogans
careful....
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:38 pm
by Auckman
JB1981 wrote:Duff Paddy wrote:Lads you're talking about a country where the rat tail haircut is still considered acceptable.
I'd rather come from a country known for bad hairstyles than bad teeth. Haircuts are cheaper than dentistry.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:48 pm
by Gwenno
From Wales - Roald Dahl - parents intended calling him Ronald.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:52 pm
by blackblackblack
nardol wrote:I suppose the concept of non-English language names is too much for you to handle? Ireland is - officially at least - a bilingual nation.
He makes this comment talking about NZ, next up, Haka thread...
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:04 pm
by Yourmother
Gwenno wrote:From Wales - Roald Dahl - parents intended calling him Ronald.
That guy is a legend! The best stories in my childhood. Norwegian was his first language too. Brief stint in Wales, then educated in England.
Amazing story teller!
"Dahl was named after the Norwegian polar explorer Roald Amundsen."
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:07 pm
by Enzedder
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Nardol is Tarquin Fortherington-Smythe and I claim my £5
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:39 pm
by BillW
nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Parents that are wonky enough to produce three All Blacks.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:41 pm
by Flametop
BillW wrote:nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Parents that are wonky enough to produce three All Blacks.
Along with five others. Keeping the labour costs down at the farm?
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:10 pm
by Fat Old Git
Hawk97 wrote:nardol wrote:What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden
Wasn't there a record breaking name that was given by kiwi parents? I believe the name was Tallula Does The Hula From Hawaii. True story.
A name with a fine heritage I'll have you know.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:20 pm
by naki
You blokes have got a guy named Jared.
Haha, "Jared". Chav Brit parents, no doubt.
Re: What type of stupid name is Beauden: First test spite th
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:59 pm
by terangi48
What type of wonky parents does he have to name their child Beauden?
Answer: Well there's this guy called Smiley and his Mrs who live on a farm in the Naki who did. I would suggest that if you had any gonads at all you'd call to the farm and ask them why. After sharing with them your views on the matter, I'd imagine at the Mrs request, that he'd stick his right, or left boot so far up your arse, you'd have to open your mouth to undo the laces.....or have you raised this gem of britishness from the safety of your wee cardboard castle in England?