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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:47 pm 
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HOW DOES AN ORGASM CLEAR YOUR SINUSES?

Urologist Dr Aaron Spitz says:

Scientifically speaking: When a man reaches his climax there is a sudden form of adrenaline that’s making his penis exert semen

This same reaction also makes muscles all over the body squeeze, including the tiny little muscles that line the blood vessels of the nose

This makes those blood vessels close up and stop seeping out the snot
As that happens the nasal passage opens up clearing congestion and blockage

The relief will not last forever but it is probable that it will last long enough for someone to fall asleep


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:54 pm 
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Boobs not Moobs wrote:
HOW DOES AN ORGASM CLEAR YOUR SINUSES?

Urologist Dr Aaron Spitz says:

Scientifically speaking: When a man reaches his climax there is a sudden form of adrenaline that’s making his penis exert semen

This same reaction also makes muscles all over the body squeeze, including the tiny little muscles that line the blood vessels of the nose

This makes those blood vessels close up and stop seeping out the snot
As that happens the nasal passage opens up clearing congestion and blockage

The relief will not last forever but it is probable that it will last long enough for someone to fall asleep



Not sure what relief your are looking for here, Boobs, but at the risk of losing my Academy accreditation, I am saying nothing ... #itsbleedinobvious


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:11 pm 
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Just to let you know that blowjobs work even better. :nod:


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:15 pm 
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So the Lemsip is a placebo then?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:15 pm 
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Enzedder wrote:
Just to let you know that blowjobs work even better. :nod:


No thanks Enzedder.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:13 am 
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the wanking thing to clear sinuses actually works, i can vouch on that .. i haev never gone to bed with a stuffy nose.. control is needed though :thumbup: :thumbup:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:00 am 
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Enzedder wrote:
Just to let you know that blowjobs work even better. :nod:



Sigh, ok, if you are offering. Please take your teeth out.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:09 am 
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blackblackblack wrote:
So the Lemsip is a placebo then?


:lol: It would appear so.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:26 am 
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blackblackblack wrote:
So the Lemsip is a placebo then?


It's to warm your hands up.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:32 am 
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crash 669 wrote:
blackblackblack wrote:
So the Lemsip is a placebo then?


It's to warm your hands up.


:lol:


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