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Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

Could you be more specific with your time code, the video doesn't make it clear what I should be looking at.

I know, right?

I thought the 30 seconds of slow mo replays of Read cheating were a little over the top.

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

Didn't watch.

Is it Joubert running off the field after giving the All Blacks a ridiculous penalty to hand them a game they should have lost?

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

Christ, he's good.

And to think, some people are criticising his captaincy.

I found out an interesting piece of information the other day, Michael Hooper is the most carded International still playing. And to think, he's Captain of the Wallabies. Filthy.

So instead of them getting a penalty just to the left of the posts, they got one right in front. The horror, the horror......

Of course the AB's are the only team that cheats, thanks for that.

A little bit unedifying for a mod to be trolling, isn't it?

Is this what's in the Gatland dossier?

SilverGrin wrote:Of course the AB's are the only team that cheats, thanks for that.

A little bit unedifying for a mod to be trolling, isn't it?

Not trolling at all. I didn't make the clip, bud.

BBB wrote:Is this what's in the Gatland dossier?

I think that's all there is. Just a longer clip with a 4 minute loop of that.

Thomas wrote:

SilverGrin wrote:Of course the AB's are the only team that cheats, thanks for that.

A little bit unedifying for a mod to be trolling, isn't it?

Not trolling at all. I didn't make the clip, bud.

Blatant Kiwi call out thread then. Fall on your sword.

Thomas wrote:

BBB wrote:Is this what's in the Gatland dossier?

I think that's all there is. Just a longer clip with a 4 minute loop of that.

Tbf, it takes some people longer to climax.

Jeff the Bear wrote:

Thomas wrote:

BBB wrote:Is this what's in the Gatland dossier?

I think that's all there is. Just a longer clip with a 4 minute loop of that.

Tbf, it takes some people longer to climax.

You Welsh are slow in more ways than one.

RuggaBugga wrote:

Jeff the Bear wrote:

Thomas wrote:

BBB wrote:Is this what's in the Gatland dossier?

I think that's all there is. Just a longer clip with a 4 minute loop of that.

Tbf, it takes some people longer to climax.

You Welsh are slow in more ways than one.

Gatland's a Kiwi.

Right then. Having a bit of sweaty in me, I think action is required. Thomas - be a good chap and help me, as surreptitiously as Read’s skullduggery, bin a few kiwis. That should show ‘Em.

If you can’t find a few decent kiwis, select any other knobbers who deserve a virtual kick in the nads. Nothing too harsh, mind

The Scottish player could've scored if the ref didn't blow it.

Haven’t read much about the game and only saw highlights but, interestingly, Huw Jones’ try was the exact same scenario as Hooper’s non-try. Man in front of the kicker continues to advance before being put back onside and then scoring.

Hong Kong wrote:Right then. Having a bit of sweaty in me, I think action is required. Thomas - be a good chap and help me, as surreptitiously as Read’s skullduggery, bin a few kiwis. That should show ‘Em.

If you can’t find a few decent kiwis, select any other knobbers who deserve a virtual kick in the nads. Nothing too harsh, mind

I am also 1/4 sweaty and this has rustled my jimmies somewhat. We need a distraction so I can get away with it. I was thinking of a haka thread (haven't had one in a while) or a thread that ridicules NZ food/culture/music/general appearance of their women. They always work well.

CrazyIslander wrote:The Scottish player could've scored if the ref didn't blow it.

Thank you for the deft clarification.

Thomas wrote:

Hong Kong wrote:Right then. Having a bit of sweaty in me, I think action is required. Thomas - be a good chap and help me, as surreptitiously as Read’s skullduggery, bin a few kiwis. That should show ‘Em.

If you can’t find a few decent kiwis, select any other knobbers who deserve a virtual kick in the nads. Nothing too harsh, mind

I am also 1/4 sweaty and this has rustled my jimmies somewhat. We need a distraction so I can get away with it. I was thinking of a haka thread (haven't had one in a while) or a thread that ridicules NZ food/culture/music/general appearance of their women. They always work well.

Judging from your Instagram photo's you're a full time sweaty.

Notwithstanding the obvious this thread also highlights.
- mod are not above breaking rules themselves with call out threads
- Thomas has truly shifted to the green... random binnings to follow because someone doesn't think he's a good writer... or funny
- that Chekia is a moany cnut for no reason ... see exhibit A - Gregor T - on how to behave (a shake of the head, he doesnt think the refs are cheating)

KG

sunnybanana wrote:Haven’t read much about the game and only saw highlights but, interestingly, Huw Jones’ try was the exact same scenario as Hooper’s non-try. Man in front of the kicker continues to advance before being put back onside and then scoring.

https://youtu.be/DgzLv-y887E

kiwigreg369 wrote:Notwithstanding the obvious this thread also highlights.
- mod are not above breaking rules themselves with call out threads
- Thomas has truly shifted to the green... random binnings to follow because someone doesn't think he's a good writer... or funny
- that Chekia is a moany cnut for no reason ... see exhibit A - Gregor T - on how to behave (a shake of the head, he doesnt think the refs are cheating)

KG

Thomas - KG will do for starters

Thomas wrote:

Hong Kong wrote:Right then. Having a bit of sweaty in me, I think action is required. Thomas - be a good chap and help me, as surreptitiously as Read’s skullduggery, bin a few kiwis. That should show ‘Em.

If you can’t find a few decent kiwis, select any other knobbers who deserve a virtual kick in the nads. Nothing too harsh, mind

I am also 1/4 sweaty and this has rustled my jimmies somewhat. We need a distraction so I can get away with it. I was thinking of a haka thread (haven't had one in a while) or a thread that ridicules NZ food/culture/music/general appearance of their women. They always work well.

The only NZ food, culture and music Australians don't ridicule is the stuff you falsely try to claim. We are used to it. The only exception is NZ women, which sadly may prove your point (says the man married to an import).

kiwigreg369 wrote:Notwithstanding the obvious this thread also highlights.
- mod are not above breaking rules themselves with call out threads
- Thomas has truly shifted to the green... random binnings to follow because someone doesn't think he's a good writer... or funny
- that Chekia is a moany cnut for no reason ... see exhibit A - Gregor T - on how to behave (a shake of the head, he doesnt think the refs are cheating)

KG

Play the ball, not the man mate.

Your captain is a cheat. I'm sure all the Scots want is acceptance.

In hindsight, I should have posted this when they are awake but I have great hopes.

Thomas wrote:

Hong Kong wrote:Right then. Having a bit of sweaty in me, I think action is required. Thomas - be a good chap and help me, as surreptitiously as Read’s skullduggery, bin a few kiwis. That should show ‘Em.

If you can’t find a few decent kiwis, select any other knobbers who deserve a virtual kick in the nads. Nothing too harsh, mind

I am also 1/4 sweaty and this has rustled my jimmies somewhat. We need a distraction so I can get away with it. I was thinking of a haka thread (haven't had one in a while) or a thread that ridicules NZ food/culture/music/general appearance of their women. They always work well.

I'm happy to help distract you. It's what true friends do after all. So have at it.

Food


Culture


Music


General appearance of their women

Thomas wrote: Your captain is a cheat.

Yours has the most yellow cards of any player in test history.

And he's cross eyed.

Jay Cee Gee wrote:

Thomas wrote: Your captain is a cheat.

Yours has the most yellow cards of any player in test history.

And he's cross eyed.

I don't deny the fact that if you try and see what Hooper is focused on, you'll make yourself dizzy.

Also the yellow card biz.

Thomas wrote:

Jay Cee Gee wrote:

Thomas wrote: Your captain is a cheat.

Yours has the most yellow cards of any player in test history.

And he's cross eyed.

I don't deny the fact that if you try and see what Hooper is focused on, you'll make yourself dizzy.

Also the yellow card biz.

Comparing their matches to YC ratio, Hooper gets one every 9.75 tests whereas Read gets one every 20.4 tests so Hooper is more than twice as much of a cheat as Read and also twice as smelly (probably).

Thomas wrote:

kiwigreg369 wrote:Notwithstanding the obvious this thread also highlights.
- mod are not above breaking rules themselves with call out threads
- Thomas has truly shifted to the green... random binnings to follow because someone doesn't think he's a good writer... or funny
- that Chekia is a moany cnut for no reason ... see exhibit A - Gregor T - on how to behave (a shake of the head, he doesnt think the refs are cheating)

KG

Play the ball, not the man mate.

Your captain is a cheat. I'm sure all the Scots want is acceptance.

In hindsight, I should have posted this when they are awake but I have great hopes.

Not sure why. They've not amounted to much in the last 150 years. The best left those shores for the colonial outposts - like Hong Kong or NZ.

The worst as criminals to Aus.

KG

Jay Cee Gee wrote:

Thomas wrote:

Jay Cee Gee wrote:

Thomas wrote: Your captain is a cheat.

Yours has the most yellow cards of any player in test history.

And he's cross eyed.

I don't deny the fact that if you try and see what Hooper is focused on, you'll make yourself dizzy.

Also the yellow card biz.

Comparing their matches to YC ratio, Hooper gets one every 9.75 tests whereas Read gets one every 20.4 tests so Hooper is more than twice as much of a cheat as Read and also twice as smelly (probably).

Is that because he can't see where to roll his Cool Charm on?

kiwigreg369 wrote:

Thomas wrote:

kiwigreg369 wrote:Notwithstanding the obvious this thread also highlights.
- mod are not above breaking rules themselves with call out threads
- Thomas has truly shifted to the green... random binnings to follow because someone doesn't think he's a good writer... or funny
- that Chekia is a moany cnut for no reason ... see exhibit A - Gregor T - on how to behave (a shake of the head, he doesnt think the refs are cheating)

KG

Play the ball, not the man mate.

Your captain is a cheat. I'm sure all the Scots want is acceptance.

In hindsight, I should have posted this when they are awake but I have great hopes.

Not sure why. They've not amounted to much in the last 150 years. The best left those shores for the colonial outposts - like Hong Kong or NZ.

The worst as criminals to Aus.

KG

I'll have you know my grandmother was more a woman of ill repute than a criminal.

kiwigreg369 wrote:Not sure why. They've not amounted to much in the last 150 years. The best left those shores for the colonial outposts - like Hong Kong or NZ.

The worst as criminals to Aus.

KG

Well it's a bit of a mix. Your Carnegies, Bairds, McCaws, and Bells left; and your Humes, Flemings, McLarens, and Watts stayed.

Meh..I'm not even sure the Scots care too much about stuff like that, it's all about the money for them.

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

It wouldn’t have matter if the Scotland 6 had been correctly penalised for holding Crotty in the ruck at around the 10s mark.

Justice for Ryan

Anyway, Thomas is a dumb.

I’m not afraid to say it. I just said it. He’s a dumb.

naki wrote:

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

It wouldn’t have matter if the Scotland 6 had been correctly penalised for holding Crotty in the ruck at around the 10s mark.

Justice for Ryan

Anyway, Thomas is a dumb.

I’m not afraid to say it. I just said it. He’s a dumb.

You know I'll never ban you, don't you?

Curse our unyielding love.

Thomas wrote:

naki wrote:

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

It wouldn’t have matter if the Scotland 6 had been correctly penalised for holding Crotty in the ruck at around the 10s mark.

Justice for Ryan

Anyway, Thomas is a dumb.

I’m not afraid to say it. I just said it. He’s a dumb.

You know I'll never ban you, don't you?

Curse our unyielding love.

Yep, unbinnable. It’s like a ref/AB captain situation

naki wrote:

Thomas wrote:

naki wrote:

Thomas wrote:Get your armbands out, my sweaty brothers. Hoo boy.

About the minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Rqp-MaQ0o

It wouldn’t have matter if the Scotland 6 had been correctly penalised for holding Crotty in the ruck at around the 10s mark.

Justice for Ryan

Anyway, Thomas is a dumb.

I’m not afraid to say it. I just said it. He’s a dumb.

You know I'll never ban you, don't you?

Curse our unyielding love.

Yep, unbinnable. It’s like a ref/AB captain situation

Well, I think naki is a prick. So my ban hammer will be yielded

I am outraged

I liked the way old M8 Thommo had a dig at the Saffers with the armband touch and the link to the title with the whole armbands fiasco. Then at the same time trolled the everloving shite out of the Scots by inferring there exists the same level of one eyed boor (see what I did there? Yeah.) within the Scots rugby public.
One of the funnier bits is that the Saffers don't even realise they've been trolled yet.
Oh and, here's a pic of some cunce calling some other cunce a cheat. Ahem.