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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:53 am 
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OomPB wrote:
Nah I swallow that pille. Got 200 injections for yellow fewer.



Go to a doctor. Please.
I lost a brother to this. Even with anti-malaria medication.

It is an ugly thing.


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See a doctor you silly old fcuker. Yellow fever is not the same thing. Malaria is deadly.


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This thread is hilarious but please see a doctor Oom and report back :nod:


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I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.

Good luck with speaking English for a week, oompie.


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Well the Nigerians understand my rooitaal. :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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Just had a very odd conversation with someone I thought I knew qute well who is now in Lagos. I haven't seen her for 20 years but she was brought up in leafy Bucks etc.

Anyway, she is now quite senior in an organisation that I want to work with so gave her shout on Skype messenger thingy. Suggested we have a chat to see if there is anywhere we might work together and she immediately starts saying that this would be business she would do away from her full time job and she is terribly busy.

I said I didn't want to emply her just work with the company.

Yes, she replied, but a lot of Nigerians do extra work away from their jobs..... (her .....)

Was a bit shocked to be honest, although probably shouldn't be.


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OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?


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DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?


Helping to facilitate the transfer of NINE MILLION DOLLARS from the estate of the late minister of finance to some helpful chap in London who has kindly agreed to use his bank account to achieve this for 20% commission.


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OomPB wrote:
Well the Nigerians understand my rooitaal. :thumbup:



Jissus. I am impressed ....


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Vat 'n klip saam.
Voor jy afklim van die vliegtuig stenig jy daai verdomde land, wat ons mense al so swaar laat kry het ...

Asseblief. Ek vra mooi ...


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danny_fitz wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?


Helping to facilitate the transfer of NINE MILLION DOLLARS from the estate of the late minister of finance to some helpful chap in London who has kindly agreed to use his bank account to achieve this for 20% commission.

Can he bloody well hurry up about it please. They've had my details for ages


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?

Work.


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Wilson's Toffee wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Vat 'n klip saam.
Voor jy afklim van die vliegtuig stenig jy daai verdomde land, wat ons mense al so swaar laat kry het ...

Asseblief. Ek vra mooi ...

Nee ek gaan hulle leer van SAP.


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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slick wrote:
Just had a very odd conversation with someone I thought I knew qute well who is now in Lagos. I haven't seen her for 20 years but she was brought up in leafy Bucks etc.

Anyway, she is now quite senior in an organisation that I want to work with so gave her shout on Skype messenger thingy. Suggested we have a chat to see if there is anywhere we might work together and she immediately starts saying that this would be business she would do away from her full time job and she is terribly busy.

I said I didn't want to emply her just work with the company.

Yes, she replied, but a lot of Nigerians do extra work away from their jobs..... (her .....)

Was a bit shocked to be honest, although probably shouldn't be.


Maybe I am confused, was this side work going to be done on her back?


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OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?

Work.


Dankie dat oom dit so mooi vir my verduidelik het :thumbup:


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DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?

Work.


Dankie dat oom dit so mooi vir my verduidelik het :thumbup:

:lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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sewa wrote:
slick wrote:
Just had a very odd conversation with someone I thought I knew qute well who is now in Lagos. I haven't seen her for 20 years but she was brought up in leafy Bucks etc.

Anyway, she is now quite senior in an organisation that I want to work with so gave her shout on Skype messenger thingy. Suggested we have a chat to see if there is anywhere we might work together and she immediately starts saying that this would be business she would do away from her full time job and she is terribly busy.

I said I didn't want to emply her just work with the company.

Yes, she replied, but a lot of Nigerians do extra work away from their jobs..... (her .....)

Was a bit shocked to be honest, although probably shouldn't be.


Maybe I am confused, was this side work going to be done on her back?


The point is it wasn't meant to be side work, it was meant to be work with her employer.


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DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?

Work.


Dankie dat oom dit so mooi vir my verduidelik het :thumbup:

Ek implementeer SAP stelsels vir hulle (Asset Management & Investment Management), help om hulle brood produksie effektief te bestuur en op SAP te kry.

Ek het retire maar dit was n vokop, stilsit aanpassing was te groot nou gebruik hulle my as konsultant.


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 Post subject: Re: Lagos Nigeria Cabal
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Baking bread..... management systems.

Get Sards to build them the ovens. Sell them some assets.
Make a few bucks on the side, Nigerian style.

You probably are, already :lol:


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OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?

Work.


Dankie dat oom dit so mooi vir my verduidelik het :thumbup:

Ek implementeer SAP stelsels vir hulle (Asset Management & Investment Management), help om hulle brood produksie effektief te bestuur en op SAP te kry.

Ek het retire maar dit was n vokop, stilsit aanpassing was te groot nou gebruik hulle my as konsultant.

Hoe oud is jy oompie?


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OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
DraadkarD wrote:
OomPB wrote:
I am going for a month in 2018 and then a week in UK.


Oom, If I may ask, what are you doing in Nigeria?

Work.


Dankie dat oom dit so mooi vir my verduidelik het :thumbup:

Ek implementeer SAP stelsels vir hulle (Asset Management & Investment Management), help om hulle brood produksie effektief te bestuur en op SAP te kry.

Ek het retire maar dit was n vokop, stilsit aanpassing was te groot nou gebruik hulle my as konsultant.


Dankie Oom :thumbup:


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Hoe oud is jy oompie?

1959 se kind.


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Baking bread..... management systems.

Get Sards to build them the ovens. Sell them some assets.
Make a few bucks on the side, Nigerian style.

You probably are, already :lol:

Nah dis nie ek daai nie. Sards se dinky toy oonde gaan nie werk nie.


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OomPB wrote:
handyman wrote:
Hoe oud is jy oompie?

1959 se kind.

Dan kan jy mos nie aftree nie, ver te jonk! Gee die perde by die werk nog gas vir so 7 jaar.


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OomPB wrote:
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Baking bread..... management systems.

Get Sards to build them the ovens. Sell them some assets.
Make a few bucks on the side, Nigerian style.

You probably are, already :lol:

Nah dis nie ek daai nie. Sards se dinky toy oonde gaan nie werk nie.



Hy kan seker maar bietjie opgradeer ...

Ek dink Nigerië behoort 'n paar lekker transaksies te hê. Veral in tegnologie.


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Will be back in Lagos for a month from sunday.


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Enjoy.

But drink your prophylactics ...


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OomPB wrote:
Will be back in Lagos for a month from sunday.

Bly die vrou by die huis?


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Thinly veiled "I'm going to shag your wife" post


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Thinly veiled "I'm going to shag your wife" post

Shhhhhhhh.


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Shhhhhhhh.


Foreplay?


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Only saw this now, fly home tonite at 22h15 to return on sunday for another two weeks.


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Next week back again in Lagos. Support Nigeria for the soccer world cup.


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Next week back again in Lagos. Support Nigeria for the soccer world cup.

Stay safe boet.


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Maybe I can ask you to take a parcel home, for my neighbouring hairdresser (Nigerian woman, tall as a building, heart of gold, loud as shit. Wife loves her ... )


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Maybe I can ask you to take a parcel home, for my neighbouring hairdresser (Nigerian woman, tall as a building, heart of gold, loud as shit. Wife loves her ... )

anytime. They are passionate people.


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I loved Lagos.

mad as a box of frogs but I had lots of fun there back in the late 90s


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This week was very interesting. This place is a soccer mad country. It remind me when SA host the WC when everyone knows and talk soccer.

Nigeria play Iceland in a few hours , maybe the right time to leave for the airport and get through doeane before the match ends.


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