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How do you wipe your arse Bullbok?

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Bullbok wrote:

Chilli wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who the fvck is this n00b cvnt?

With the Cheetahs out of S Rugby I might support the Bulls.

Not the welcome I was hoping for, but luckily I am not an overly sensitive soul. Did your chick leave you for a Bulls player or what? Just trying to figure out why you're so hostile to a Bulls supporter that is a complete stranger?

It is tradition here. Do you need a hug to make you feel better Petal?

Which site? Rudi G's rugbytalk?

Chilli wrote:

Bullbok wrote:

Chilli wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who the fvck is this n00b cvnt?

With the Cheetahs out of S Rugby I might support the Bulls.

Not the welcome I was hoping for, but luckily I am not an overly sensitive soul. Did your chick leave you for a Bulls player or what? Just trying to figure out why you're so hostile to a Bulls supporter that is a complete stranger?

It is tradition here. Do you need a hug to make you feel better Petal?

Which site? Rudi G's rugbytalk?

Ruckersforum. It was an awesome site, but it landed up getting hijacked by a couple of old timers. Regardless of the topic, every single thread landed up in the same old argument about the same old players, nobody other than these few coffin dodging tits gave a shart anymore. Anyway, it got boring, so I took off

A good tradition, and there's really no need for a hug sunshine!

assfly wrote:How do you wipe your arse Bullbok?

This is critical information if you're going to make it on here.

You ask a vital question assfly. I wipe my bum on the floor...you know...like a dog with worms!

Bullbok wrote: Ruckersforum. It was an awesome site, but it landed up getting hijacked by a couple of old timers. Regardless of the topic, every single thread landed up in the same old argument about the same old players, nobody other than these few coffin dodging tits gave a shart anymore. Anyway, it got boring, so I took off

A good tradition, and there's really no need for a hug sunshine!

saffer13 wrote:

Bullbok wrote: Ruckersforum. It was an awesome site, but it landed up getting hijacked by a couple of old timers. Regardless of the topic, every single thread landed up in the same old argument about the same old players, nobody other than these few coffin dodging tits gave a shart anymore. Anyway, it got boring, so I took off

A good tradition, and there's really no need for a hug sunshine!

Sounds like Saffers

Halftime:

FT:

Jaguares v Argentina XV - Jaguares won 31-12

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who's this ...not typical of your Bulls supporter. He can read and write. Doesn't mean he has any brains. Or knows what he is talking about. Should rather just feck off

Sards wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who's this ...not typical of your Bulls supporter. He can read and write. Doesn't mean he has any brains. Or knows what he is talking about. Should rather just feck off

Oh look, a stupid Stormers supporter! Tell me, when exactly did the bug crawl up your bum? Actually, scrap that. I probably won't understand what you are saying anyway, with all the whistling going on from the gap left by your missing front teeth!

Bullbok wrote:

Sards wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who's this ...not typical of your Bulls supporter. He can read and write. Doesn't mean he has any brains. Or knows what he is talking about. Should rather just feck off

Oh look, a stupid Stormers supporter! Tell me, when exactly did the bug crawl up your bum? Actually, scrap that. I probably won't understand what you are saying anyway, with all the whistling going on from the gap left by your missing front teeth!

Meet Sards, a Sharks supporter actually

Well known for his patent pending #sardsstats

Bulls coach John Mitchell says he took a lot of positives from their pre-season defeat to the Sharks in Polokwane at the weekend.

The Sharks, who fielded different teams in each half, won the warm-up encounter 31-14 at Peter Mokaba Stadium.

The Durbanites outscored the Bulls by five tries to two but Mitchell was not perturbed by the end result.

“There’s lots to be optimistic about. We didn’t come here with a perfect performance as our goal,” Mitchell told Netwerk24.

The Bulls attacked with vigour at times, but too many handling errors proved costly.

Mitchell was happy with his side’s scrummaging and defence, but expressed concern over their lineout play.

“We played most of the rugby but we gave them too much turnover possession. Losing several lineouts also robbed us of attacking opportunities. But there’s always room for improvement. As I whole, I’m actually quite impressed.”

https://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRu ... s-20180129

And they say only AC sees positives in losses

Sharks squad to play Racing 92 in Hong Kong

Forwards: Juan Schoeman, Mzamo Majola, Thomas du Toit, John-Hubert Meyer, Franco Marais, Mahlatse Ralepelle, Ruan Botha, Stephan Lewies, Hyron Andrews, Philip van der Walt, Tyler Paul, Jacques Vermeulen, Keegan Daniel, Lubabalo Mtembu.

Backs: Cameron Wright, Grant Williams, Curwin Bosch, Robert du Preez, Sibusiso Nkosi, Jeremy Ward, Marius Louw, Lukhanyo Am, Jacobus van Wyk, Makazole Mapimpi, Lwazi Mvovo, Garth April.

Schreuder out for a while with a hamstring injury and Akker van der Merwe has a shoulder "niggle"

Jensrsa wrote:

Bullbok wrote:

Sards wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who's this ...not typical of your Bulls supporter. He can read and write. Doesn't mean he has any brains. Or knows what he is talking about. Should rather just feck off

Oh look, a stupid Stormers supporter! Tell me, when exactly did the bug crawl up your bum? Actually, scrap that. I probably won't understand what you are saying anyway, with all the whistling going on from the gap left by your missing front teeth!

Meet Sards, a Sharks supporter actually

Well known for his patent pending #sardsstats

The Stormer supporters gave him a welcome he wants and he discriminate us.

Typical Blou Trul.

Who is the Bulls' translator for Mitchell?

Bullbok wrote:

Sards wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who's this ...not typical of your Bulls supporter. He can read and write. Doesn't mean he has any brains. Or knows what he is talking about. Should rather just feck off

Oh look, a stupid Stormers supporter! Tell me, when exactly did the bug crawl up your bum? Actually, scrap that. I probably won't understand what you are saying anyway, with all the whistling going on from the gap left by your missing front teeth!

Jensrsa wrote:

Bullbok wrote:

Sards wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Who's this ...not typical of your Bulls supporter. He can read and write. Doesn't mean he has any brains. Or knows what he is talking about. Should rather just feck off

Oh look, a stupid Stormers supporter! Tell me, when exactly did the bug crawl up your bum? Actually, scrap that. I probably won't understand what you are saying anyway, with all the whistling going on from the gap left by your missing front teeth!

Meet Sards, a Sharks supporter actually

Well known for his patent pending #sardsstats

Don't forget #flipflop and #eggman
bullbok, you'll learn soon enough about Sards' rugby knowledge, it's well documented here.

Full game videos

Bulls vs Sharks / Super Rugby 2018 Pre Season / 27.01.218

Lions vs Bulls / Super Rugby 2018 Pre Season / 27.01.2018

Stormers vs SWD Eagles / Super Rugby 2018 Pre Season / 20.01.2018

BullBok flounced.

OomPB wrote:BullBok flounced.

Very sad.

The Sharks team to play Racing 92:

15 Lwazi Mvovo 14 Kobus van Wyk 13 Lukhanho Am 12 Marius Louw 11 Makazole Mapimpi 10 Robert du Preez 9 Cameron Wright 8 Keegan Daniel 7 Jacques Vermeulen 6 Philip van der Walt 5 Stephan Lewies 4 Ruan Botha (capt) 3 Thomas du Toit 2 Franco Marais 1 Juan Schoeman
Replacements: Chiliboy Ralepelle, Mzamo Majola, John-Hubert Meyer, Hyron Andrews, Tyler Paul, Lubabalo “Tera” Mtembu, Grant Williams, Curwin Bosch, Jeremy Ward, Sbusiso Nkosi, Garth April

While the match against the Parisian club will not be televised, it will be streamed live on the Sharks’ Facebook page from 10am on Saturday.

https://www.iol.co.za/sport/rugby/super ... s-13035191

Jensrsa wrote:The Sharks team to play Racing 92:

15 Lwazi Mvovo 14 Kobus van Wyk 13 Lukhanho Am 12 Marius Louw 11 Makazole Mapimpi 10 Robert du Preez 9 Cameron Wright 8 Keegan Daniel 7 Jacques Vermeulen 6 Philip van der Walt 5 Stephan Lewies 4 Ruan Botha (capt) 3 Thomas du Toit 2 Franco Marais 1 Juan Schoeman
Replacements: Chiliboy Ralepelle, Mzamo Majola, John-Hubert Meyer, Hyron Andrews, Tyler Paul, Lubabalo “Tera” Mtembu, Grant Williams, Curwin Bosch, Jeremy Ward, Sbusiso Nkosi, Garth April

While the match against the Parisian club will not be televised, it will be streamed live on the Sharks’ Facebook page from 10am on Saturday.

https://www.iol.co.za/sport/rugby/super ... s-13035191

nKOSI BEING PROTECTED ON THE BENCH...?

Any idea of the Racing side yet?

Stormers squad:

Forwards: Jaco Coetzee, Jan de Klerk, Stephan de Wit, Johan du Toit, JC Janse van Rensberg, Steven Kitshoff, Wilco Louw, Bongi Mbonambi, Salmaan Moerat, Carlu Sadie, Ramone Samuels, JD Schickerling, Chris van Zyl, Kobus van Dyk, Cobus Wiese.

Backs: Craig Barry, Damian de Allende, Dewaldt Duvenage, Dan Kriel, Eduan Keyter, Dillyn Leyds, Justin Phillips, Sergeal Petersen, Raymond Rhule, Josh Stander, EW Viljoen, George Whitehead, Damian Willemse

Bulls: 15 Divan Rossouw, 14 Andell Loubser, 13 Johnny Kotze, 12 Burger Odendaal (captain), 11 Duncan Matthews, 10 Marnitz Boshoff, 9 Andre Warner, 8 Jano Venter, 7 Hanro Liebenberg, 6 Roelof Smit, 5 Rudolph Snyman, 4 Ruben van Heerden, 3 Conraad van Vuuren, 2 Jaco Visagie, 1 Pierre Schoeman.
Replacements - from: Adriaan Strauss, Lizo Gqoboka, Frans van Wyk, Lodewyk de Jager, Marco van Staden, Thembelani Bholi, Embrose Papier, Manie Libbok, John Jackson, Dries Swanepoel, Jade Stighling, Franco Naude.

Date: Saturday, February 3
Venue: Boland Stadium, Wellington
Kick-off: 16.00 (14.00 GMT)
Referee: Egon Seconds

Jensrsa wrote:Stormers squad:

Forwards: Jaco Coetzee, Jan de Klerk, Stephan de Wit, Johan du Toit, JC Janse van Rensberg, Steven Kitshoff, Wilco Louw, Bongi Mbonambi, Salmaan Moerat, Carlu Sadie, Ramone Samuels, JD Schickerling, Chris van Zyl, Kobus van Dyk, Cobus Wiese.

Backs: Craig Barry, Damian de Allende, Dewaldt Duvenage, Dan Kriel, Eduan Keyter, Dillyn Leyds, Justin Phillips, Sergeal Petersen, Raymond Rhule, Josh Stander, EW Viljoen, George Whitehead, Damian Willemse

Bulls: 15 Divan Rossouw, 14 Andell Loubser, 13 Johnny Kotze, 12 Burger Odendaal (captain), 11 Duncan Matthews, 10 Marnitz Boshoff, 9 Andre Warner, 8 Jano Venter, 7 Hanro Liebenberg, 6 Roelof Smit, 5 Rudolph Snyman, 4 Ruben van Heerden, 3 Conraad van Vuuren, 2 Jaco Visagie, 1 Pierre Schoeman.
Replacements - from: Adriaan Strauss, Lizo Gqoboka, Frans van Wyk, Lodewyk de Jager, Marco van Staden, Thembelani Bholi, Embrose Papier, Manie Libbok, John Jackson, Dries Swanepoel, Jade Stighling, Franco Naude.

Date: Saturday, February 3
Venue: Boland Stadium, Wellington
Kick-off: 16.00 (14.00 GMT)
Referee: Egon Seconds

Considering our injuries in the forwards (Eben/PSDT/Malherbe/Scarra) that is a pretty good pack of forwards. The back line however gives me very little confidence. Flyhalf/Centre/Fullback lacks depth.

Jensrsa wrote:Stormers squad:
Backs: Damian Willemse

Thought Craig Barry is with the Cheetahs. My backline will be.
Lleyds, Peterson, EW Viljoen, Ellende, Rhule, Willemse, Duvenage

This is going to be Willemse year. Ellende sal moet wakker wees langs hom.

OomPB wrote:Thought Craig Barry is with the Cheetahs. My backline will be.
Lleyds, Peterson, EW Viljoen, Ellende, Rhule, Willemse, Duvenage

This is going to be Willemse year. Ellende sal moet wakker wees langs hom.

Stormers want to give Barry a run with the squad for in case they need him after Pro 14. He's joining Cheetahs on Monday in the UK

[Stormers] Players that were not available for selection due to injury include Alistair Vermaak (hamstring), Siyabonga Ntubeni (hamstring), Frans Malherbe (neck), Eben Etzebeth (shoulder), Pieter-Steph du Toit (back), Siyamthanda Kolisi (hamstring), Juarno Augustus (neck), Jano Vermaak (knee), Jean-Luc du Plessis (hip), Daniel du Plessis (shoulder) and Sarel Marais (toe).

Seabelo Senatla and Sikhumbuzo Notshe are away on Springbok Sevens duty and Nizaam Carr is being rested having recently returned from a loan spell with Wasps.

http://www.rugby365.com/tournaments/sup ... -for-bulls

Bullbok wrote:

OomPB wrote:

Bullbok wrote:They might field a near full strength team for one of the warm up matches, any more than that would be stupid. These teams are just testing their depth and maybe nursing previously injured first line players back into the fold. The results are irrelevant. The Super Rugby schedule is crazy though already, no need to put the "A" team players under even further strain by playing them in multiple pre-season friendlies.

All that said, I can't wait for things to kick off.

Good to get some Bull supporters.

Are you a multi? because the Bulls supporters come and go.

I am new here. Been chatting on another SA rugby forum for 14 years, but it has basically died. Decided to try something new.

Which one?

Rebels vs Brumbies trial this saturday but I don't think they've announced teams yet.

Hurricanes: 15 Trent Renata, 14 Jonah Lowe, 13 Matt Proctor, 12 Peter Umaga-Jensen, 11 Ben Lam, 10 Jackson Garden-Bachop, 9 Jamie Booth, 8 Gareth Evans, 7 Brayden lose, 6 Brad Shields, 5 James Blackwell, 4 Sam Lousi, 3 Alex Fidow, 2 Ricky Riccitelli, 1 Toby Smith.
Replacements - from: James O'Rielly, Chris Eves, Tolu Fahamokioa, Ben May, Murray Douglas, Will Mangos, Liam Mitchell, Sam Henwood, Finlay Christie, Carlos Price, Ihaia West, Wes Goosen, Jason Emery, Vince Also, Julian Savea, Chase Tiatia, Fraser Armstrong.

Crusaders: 15 George Bridge, 14 Manasa Mataele, 13 Braydon Ennor, 12 Tim Bateman (captain), 11 Jone Macilai, 10 Mike Delany, 9 Bryn Hall, 8 Pete Samu, 7 Billy Harmon, 6 Ethan Blackadder, 5 Quinten Strange, 4 Hamish Dalzel, 3 Michael Alaalatoa, 2 Ben Funnell, 1 Ezekiel Lindenmuth.
Replacements - from: Harrison Allan, Andrew Makalio, Reuben O’Neill, Ben Morris, Will Tucker, Heiden Bedwell-Curtis, Tom Christie, Jordan Manihera, Jack Stratton, Brett Cameron, Tima Faingaanuku, Nathan Vella, Dylan Nel, Richard Judd, Dallas McLeod, Tomas Aoake.

Date: Friday, February 2
Venue: Rugby Park, Greymouth
Kick-off: 17.30 (04.30 GMT)
Referee: Brendon Pickerill

Highlanders: 15 Ben Smith, 14 Josh Timu, 13 Terrance Hepetema, 12 Teihorangi Walden, 11 Tevita Nabura, 10 Josh Ioane, 9 Josh Renton, 8 Adam Knight, 7 Dillon Hunt, 6 Shannon Frizell, 5 Josh Dickson, 4 Pari Pari Parkinson, 3 Tyrel Lomax, 2 Greg Pleasants -Tate, 1 Aki Seiuli.
Replacements: 16 Ash Dixon, 17 Guy Millar, 18 Kalolo Tuiloma, 19 Siate Tokolahi, 20 Jackson Hemopo, 21 Kayne Hammington, 22 Fletcher Smith, 23 Ryan Tongia, 24 Flynn Thomas, 25 Daniel Lienert-Brown, 27 Tom Franklin, 28 Dan Pryor, 29 Marino Mikaele Tu’u, 30 Rob Thompson, 31 Matt Faddes, 32 Tevita Li, 33 Josh McKay.

Waratahs: 15 Andrew Kellaway, 14 Curtis Rona, 13 Lalakai Foketi, 12 Irae Simone, 11 Alex Newsome, 10 Mack Mason, 9 Jake Gordon, 8 Michael Wells, 7 Will Miller, 6 Brad Wilkin, 5 Tom Staniforth, 4 Nick Palmer, 3 Harry Johnson-Holmes, 2 Damien Fitzpatrick (captain), 1 Paddy Ryan.
Replacements: Hugh Roach, Tom Robertson, Shambeckler Vui, Ryan McCauley, Lachlan Swinton, Mitch Short, Seb Wileman, Maclean Jones, Taqele Naiyaravoro, Ned Hanigan, Rory O’Connor, Kelly Meafua

Date: Friday, February 2
Venue: Queenstown, New Zealand
Kick-off: 18.00 (05.00 GMT, 16.00 AEDT)
Referee: Ben O’Keeffe (New Zealand)

Blues: 15 Jordan Trainor, 14 Jordan Hyland, 13 Tamati Tua, 12 TJ Faiane, 11 Tumua Manu, 10 Bryn Gatland, 9 Sam Nock, 8 Akira Ioane, 7 Murphy Taramai, 6 Glenn Preston, 5 Jacob Pierce, 4 Josh Goodhue, 3 Mike Tamoaieta, 2 Ross Wright, 1 Alex Hodgman (captain)
Replacements - from: Jonathon Ruru, George Moala, Melani Nanai, Stephen Perofeta, Daniel Kirkpatrick, Orbyn Leger, Augustine Pulu, Harry Plummer, Tanielu Telea, Pauliasi Manu, Kurt Ekland, Marcel Renata, Jimmy Tupou, Waimana Reidling, Hoskins Sotutu, Dalton Papalii, Antonia Kiri Kiri, Jordan Olsen, Jack Straker, Gerard Cowley Tuioiti, Sione Havili.

Chiefs: TBC

Date: Friday, February 2
Venue: Rugby Park, Te Kuiti
Kick-off: 16.00 (03.00 GMT)
Referee: Glen Jackson

Are there any documentaries on the preseason?
The Brumbies did a couple of good ones a few years ago.

Jim Lahey wrote:Are there any documentaries on the preseason?
The Brumbies did a couple of good ones a few years ago.

Documentaries?

Hurricanes 43-22 Crusaders

Waratahs 22-59 Highlanders

Blues 45-19 Chiefs