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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:47 pm 
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Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:48 pm 
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Get your gimp suit on Mullet, you've pulled


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:50 pm 
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Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


I hope they were unused.


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:50 pm 
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fatcat wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


I hope they were unused.



So do I


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:59 pm 
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Does he play for the Emerald Warriors? ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


In retrospect, that probably was wishful thinking and a waste of money.


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:02 pm 
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You check the mileage before and after you left the car with them?



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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:13 pm 
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Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:

It was used to rubber stamp your car service record.


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:15 pm 
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globus wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:

It was used to rubber stamp your car service record.


Sir, you are on fire today


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


you should check to see if he also left his gloves in your condom box


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rfurlong wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


you should check to see if he also left his gloves in your condom box



be nice to see something in it for a change


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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ManInTheBar wrote:
globus wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:

It was used to rubber stamp your car service record.


Sir, you are on fire today

Thanks. I usually get ribbed for that sort of thing.


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:30 pm 
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globus wrote:
ManInTheBar wrote:
globus wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:

It was used to rubber stamp your car service record.


Sir, you are on fire today

Thanks. I usually get ribbed for that sort of thing.


That's OK, thanks, I think I have the flavour of it now


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:31 pm 
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What was the mechanic's name? Dirty Mike?

DIRTY MIKE


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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ManInTheBar wrote:
globus wrote:
ManInTheBar wrote:
globus wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:

It was used to rubber stamp your car service record.


Sir, you are on fire today

Thanks. I usually get ribbed for that sort of thing.


That's OK, thanks, I think I have the flavour of it now
I'm always a johnny-come-lately to these pun fests


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:35 pm 
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Mullet 2 wrote:
rfurlong wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


you should check to see if he also left his gloves in your condom box



be nice to see something in it for a change



I'd say you take a condom out with you every night?

just a pity its the same one every time wha'..... :P


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Balls Out! wrote:
ManInTheBar wrote:
globus wrote:
globus wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:

It was used to rubber stamp your car service record.


Sir, you are on fire today

Thanks. I usually get ribbed for that sort of thing.

That's OK, thanks, I think I have the flavour of it now
I'm always a johnny-come-lately to these pun fests

I’ll be along in a jiffy too


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Leinsterman wrote:
What was the mechanic's name? Dirty Mike?

Latex news in ....... His name was Jonny. Had an extra long one. It was a bonus point.


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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rfurlong wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
rfurlong wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


you should check to see if he also left his gloves in your condom box



be nice to see something in it for a change



I'd say you take a condom out with you every night?

just a pity its the same one every time wha'..... :P



Hope springs eternal


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Openside wrote:
Balls Out! wrote:
I'm always a johnny-come-lately to these pun fests

I’ll be along in a jiffy too
Bring your mates!


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Leinsterman wrote:
What was the mechanic's name? Dirty Mike?

DIRTY MIKE

Prof Ylactic


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Mullet 2 wrote:
rfurlong wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
rfurlong wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


you should check to see if he also left his gloves in your condom box



be nice to see something in it for a change



I'd say you take a condom out with you every night?

just a pity its the same one every time wha'..... :P



Hope springs eternal

You should wank into them and leave them in hotel rooms so at least the cleaning ladies will think you're getting some.


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Sandstorm wrote:
You check the mileage before and after you left the car with them?



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:lol:

The guy on the right, Richard Edson, was the original drummer for Sonic Youth.


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You check the mileage before and after you left the car with them?




If not the mileage, run a black light through it and check the suspension.

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 Post subject: Re: Good one
PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:37 pm 
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"How's my car?'
"f**ked..."


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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These puns leave me tickled.

I will get my greatcoat


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Mullet 2 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mechanic.

Rang me to apologise for leaving a packet of condoms in the glove box. :lol:


What was his explanation for doing that?


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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Was your mechanic a frenchie?


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 Post subject: Re: Good one
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mr bungle wrote:
Sandstorm wrote:
You check the mileage before and after you left the car with them?



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:lol:

The guy on the right, Richard Edson, was the original drummer for Sonic Youth.


That is an awesome bit of info :thumbup:


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