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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:15 pm 
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Don't drink too much water during the game or you'll get a cramp.


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Most injuries can be solved by a man with no medical training putting tape around the affected area.


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Stamp off any leg injuries


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dont' celebrate after winning spoof else you will get fined to fuuck


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Throwing a bottle of cold water in the face of the dizzy party cures any and all head injuries.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:23 pm 
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straight and curlies calls at the lineout


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:23 pm 
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"Playing with the wind behind you" is worth a set number of points, calculated by strength of said wind.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:25 pm 
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Only players of European heritage are smart enough to play first-five (unfortunately an opinion still not completely assigned to the Days of Yore in some places).


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Warmups should be very intense with a number of sprints in order to get lads to their "second wind" before kick off.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:27 pm 
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Halfbacks are people too.


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Mullet 2 wrote:
Warmups should be very intense with a number of sprints in order to get lads to their "second wind" before kick off.

Nah. Warming up meant you'd had the heat on in the car on the way to the game.

The magic sponge cures all.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:27 pm 
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Always watch the opposition speed to the changing rooms after the final whistle, gives you a good indication of how long the showers stay hot


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:28 pm 
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When midway through a hiding from the opposing team it is the captains responsibility when jogging back for the restart to say "Right lads, it's nil all" or to point to the 22 and say "this is the try line, nothing gets past here"


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don't walk around after a cold away game, nude, looking for a toilet to use as you are busting for a pee, and walk round the corner into a female physio, who then laughs at your tiny frozen maggot and un-distended balls.

so I hear from days of yore..


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Beers should only be served in watering cans.

Used to love that tradition of teams buying each other an identical watering can of beer. It's little things like that that have gone and make our game poorer.


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do not buy Boots made by French Manufacturer Patrick, the studs are a different size to the rest of the known world


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:31 pm 
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slick wrote:
Always watch the opposition speed to the changing rooms after the final whistle, gives you a good indication of how long the showers stay hot


Nah, that was always an indication as to which players in the opposition hogged the after-match joint and quaffed the shared box of stubbies too quickly. Everyone else would be hurrying to make it in before them, and they'd be sauntering. No one hits the showers until those rounds are dispensed with.


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backrow wrote:
do not buy Boots made by French Manufacturer Patrick, the studs are a different size to the rest of the known world


:lol:


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Hosing down the visiting team's changing room 10 minutes before they arrive is the hospitable thing to do. They'll find running out with wet socks and underpants is far less uncomfortable than getting changed in a room with a little bit of dust on the seats or floor.


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do not be the first to fall asleep on the Coach on the way back from Torquay or Tiverton or someplace spaz like that, lest you wake up sans eyebrow or with a penis in you ear

So I hear from days of yore..


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:35 pm 
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It's good to have a fight in the first ten minutes.

Then everybody can settle down.


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slick wrote:
Beers should only be served in watering cans.

Used to love that tradition of teams buying each other an identical watering can of beer. It's little things like that that have gone and make our game poorer.


We didn't do watering cans but we had a team rotor as to who had to buy two bags of ice and two slabs of beer, we would leave a bucket of cold beers in the oppos changing rooms ready for them post game, unless they were Kingston RFC, in which case we kept both slabs.


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On long road trips back from away games it is perfectly acceptable to play cocks out in the hostelries visited


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lolz, everyone hates Kingston RFC

I don't think KCS even play them any more :lol:


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danny_fitz wrote:
slick wrote:
Beers should only be served in watering cans.

Used to love that tradition of teams buying each other an identical watering can of beer. It's little things like that that have gone and make our game poorer.


We didn't do watering cans but we had a team rotor as to who had to buy two bags of ice and two slabs of beer, we would leave a bucket of cold beers in the oppos changing rooms ready for them post game, unless they were Kingston RFC, in which case we kept both slabs.


See, thats great. As far as I'm aware those things rarely happen any longer


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happyhooker wrote:
On long road trips back from away games it is perfectly acceptable to play cocks out in the hostelries visited



What is with English lads and making rugby homoerotic


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:38 pm 
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Always make sure that you give the dirty kit for laundry to a lad who still lives with his mummy, or has a supportive wife, or you'll be playing in honking kit the next week.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:38 pm 
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Mullet 2 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
On long road trips back from away games it is perfectly acceptable to play cocks out in the hostelries visited



What is with English lads and making rugby homoerotic

It's because we're hot and gay


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happyhooker wrote:
Always make sure that you give the dirty kit for laundry to a lad who still lives with his mummy, or has a supportive wife, or you'll be playing in honking kit the next week.



That's still true.


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happyhooker wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
On long road trips back from away games it is perfectly acceptable to play cocks out in the hostelries visited



What is with English lads and making rugby homoerotic

It's because we're hot and gay



Got it :thumbup:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:39 pm 
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do not give thick Barrier cream that you put on your feet, to the rather stupid yet thinning of hair and very vain about his looks, Flanker, telling him it is hair gel - because it fuucks up his hair a treat and he was about to go on the pull in Wanstead, and punches you in da fais.

or so I've heard.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:40 pm 
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If a lad is over 6'2 it doesn't matter how fast or agile he is, he's a secondrow.


Similarly all young lads should play in the same position as their Dad.


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slick wrote:
danny_fitz wrote:
slick wrote:
Beers should only be served in watering cans.

Used to love that tradition of teams buying each other an identical watering can of beer. It's little things like that that have gone and make our game poorer.


We didn't do watering cans but we had a team rotor as to who had to buy two bags of ice and two slabs of beer, we would leave a bucket of cold beers in the oppos changing rooms ready for them post game, unless they were Kingston RFC, in which case we kept both slabs.


See, thats great. As far as I'm aware those things rarely happen any longer


ah, KCS still do as recently as 4 years ago when I stopped playing - not a watering can, just a couple of pitchers and bunch of disposable cups.
tbh, apart from Kingston and Battersea ironsides, all the SW London clubs seem to get on with one another and get lots of drinks in for each other.


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Lads wearing white boots can't tackle


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Diego wrote:
Lads wearing white boots can't tackle



No no it's that they take it up the arse.

And that is true


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Mullet 2 wrote:
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Lads wearing white boots can't tackle



No no it's that they take it up the arse.

And that is true

I wear white boots :smug:

They make me run faster :smug:


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Diego wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Diego wrote:
Lads wearing white boots can't tackle



No no it's that they take it up the arse.

And that is true

I wear white boots :smug:

They make me run faster :smug:



When you chase men


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Mullet 2 wrote:
Diego wrote:
Lads wearing white boots can't tackle



No no it's that they take it up the arse.

And that is true

Glad to see that your sex life is going okay👍

Make sure you give the valuables bag to the person behind the bar rather than the distinguished looking 'club official' who knocks on the changing room door. The çûnt got three team's valuables that day


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Mullet 2 wrote:
Most injuries can be solved by a man with no medical training putting tape around the affected area.


and/or pumping his legs to get some more oxygene into his lungs


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happyhooker wrote:
Mullet 2 wrote:
Diego wrote:
Lads wearing white boots can't tackle



No no it's that they take it up the arse.

And that is true

Glad to see that your sex life is going okay👍

Make sure you give the values bag to the person behind the bar rather than the distinguished looking 'club official' who knocks on the changing room door. The çûnt got three team's valuables that day



Thanks Sailor ;)


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