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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:30 pm 
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Estonian speedskater Saskia Alusalu

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Her eyes must have been crafted by some kind of artist

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.... annnnd, apparently she has an older sister, Sandra. Call me crazy, but she's more appealing to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:36 pm 
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backrow wrote:
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Hey, Yeeb. Have a lie down. Because it is horribly repetative.

But it keeps the hamster powered up.

I'll send you a mail.

Bring the family up. I'll show them a few magic tricks.

Hopefully the one I have designed to let you disappear has not worked.

I shall have another bash.


Not as repetitive as your monumental lying bullshit.

Pack it in.

I've invited you up to Oundle, with your family. I'll pay. Let's see what you've got.


Sadly I have received no such mail - were I cruel I would say you are lying again, but let’s just say you forgot.
There is zero chance I would willingly let my family meet you, sorry, I just think you are weird and sad, at least my stuff about boobs and laughing at death and disableds and fugly kiwis etc is just kind of tongue in cheek. I don’t really see the need to try and impress Randoms from the Internet , but thanks for the invite all the same.


There would have been no email as an invite from Gloatbus is always, without fail, made publicly so we all know what a terrifically generous chap he is. Particularly as he insists on paying for everything as well.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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.... annnnd, apparently she has an older sister, Sandra. Call me crazy, but she's more appealing to me.



Do I HAVE to choose?


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:16 pm 
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Rowan Cheshire. Team GB freestyle skier.

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I’m not a big fan of lots of ink on women, but she is lovely.


Went to my daughter's school ... and her sister. Mum's quite nice too. Sandbach everywhere (Apologies for the globus)


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:19 pm 
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I have Yeeb's name and mail address. MF should be enough.

I am now pleased that my invite has been turned down. He has the problem, not me.


Are you really so self absorbed that you can't see how much of a tit you have made of yourself on this bored?

You have been caught out in whopping big lies, caught out embellishing stories, and even when you're perhaps being truthful you are almost permanently showing off. I can't imagine why anyone would want to take you up on your offer to visit.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Went to my daughter's school ... and her sister. Mum's quite nice too. Sandbach everywhere (Apologies for the globus)



No need for apols. That's acceptable in this thread ... unlike the hijackers who keep yabbering on about shite no one else cares about.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:43 pm 
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fatcat wrote:
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globus wrote:
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globus wrote:
Hey, Yeeb. Have a lie down. Because it is horribly repetative.

But it keeps the hamster powered up.

I'll send you a mail.

Bring the family up. I'll show them a few magic tricks.

Hopefully the one I have designed to let you disappear has not worked.

I shall have another bash.


Not as repetitive as your monumental lying bullshit.

Pack it in.

I've invited you up to Oundle, with your family. I'll pay. Let's see what you've got.


Sadly I have received no such mail - were I cruel I would say you are lying again, but let’s just say you forgot.
There is zero chance I would willingly let my family meet you, sorry, I just think you are weird and sad, at least my stuff about boobs and laughing at death and disableds and fugly kiwis etc is just kind of tongue in cheek. I don’t really see the need to try and impress Randoms from the Internet , but thanks for the invite all the same.


There would have been no email as an invite from Gloatbus is always, without fail, made publicly so we all know what a terrifically generous chap he is. Particularly as he insists on paying for everything as well.


Well, unless said payment involves some kind of simple online bank transfer in which case you might end up picking up the tab.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:47 pm 
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Fine thread :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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[quote]There would have been no email as an invite from Gloatbus is always, without fail, made publicly so we all know what a terrifically generous chap he is. Particularly as he insists on paying for everything as well.
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Except of course if you're a wine drinker, then he glories in getting "cheap stuff" out when he has visitors.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:49 pm 
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The two ladies on the BBC with Clare Balding are extremely good looking.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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And good with sweeping brush. :o

Her sex noises would be so annoying.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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The two ladies on the BBC with Clare Balding are extremely good looking.


I hope it's not the former skeleton bob girl (Amy?) and the blonde former speed skater you're talking about? If so, the latter could be a tranny I reckon.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Sex noises. Interesting turn of phrase.

Go on?


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Aimee Fuller.

Just Aimee Fuller. :nod:



What's / Who's that?


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:13 pm 
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message #2527204 wrote:
Sex noises. Interesting turn of phrase.

Go on?


Have you never seen curling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4stgoS99U


That Russian woman doing her impression of her experience with the bored's early-shooters ... "NYET! NYET! Nyet... nyet ....... nyet." :(


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Nieghorn wrote:
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Sex noises. Interesting turn of phrase.

Go on?


Have you never seen curling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4stgoS99U


That Russian woman doing her impression of her experience with the bored's early-shooters ... "NYET! NYET! Nyet... nyet ....... nyet." :(


haha now I also understand the joke :

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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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decado wrote:
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And good with sweeping brush. :o

Her sex noises would be so annoying.



Look, it's like this
Species
Gender
Pulse
Age-appropriate
Willing

[the entire works of Proust]

Looks

[Collected works of Shakespeare]

Anything else

So noises off.....? I can work with


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Thread de-globussed, you're welcome.


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Thread de-globussed, you're welcome.


Top work ...sort of acceptable ethnic cleansing (if Oundle is a distinct ethnic grouping? Certainly a good collective noun "an Oundle of cocks" perhaps?)


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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blackblackblack wrote:
Thread de-globussed, you're welcome.


Thank you :o

As you are such a smart, generous and good looking mod ... how about a ban too? :nod:


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Less of the words, more of the birds.

Cue picture of a paid of tits (named Tom)


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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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Thread needs more Lindsey Vonn

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 Post subject: Re: Ice Cold Hotty
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No pics, but is there any Fanny Chmelar in this olympics ?


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