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Hello Everyone
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:56 am
by globus
So. Yeeb, Backrow.
You are invited to my home here. With your family.
Not all of them!
Let's get rid of the liar bit.
And have a good time, at my expense.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:49 am
by naki
I’m sure this thread will dispel the myth that you’re a boring, attention seeking braggart once and for all!
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:52 am
by globus
naki wrote:I’m sure this thread will dispel the myth that you’re a boring, attention seeking braggart once and for all!
I doubt it. But the ball is in Yeeb's court.
You are also welcome here.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:59 am
by globus
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:52 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Would you like people to go the full globshite on your crossword threads?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:08 am
by Anonymous 1
globus wrote:naki wrote:I’m sure this thread will dispel the myth that you’re a boring, attention seeking braggart once and for all!
I doubt it. But the ball is in Yeeb's court.
You are also welcome here.
Finished the new extension to the dungeon I take it
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:34 am
by A5D5E5
"Never ever understate your opposition"
Presumable taken from Son Two's famous book "The art of warm" along with other classics such as:
"Never underline your opposition"
"Never interstate your opposition"
"Never underestimate you're opposition"
And of course that other classic from another great leader of the past
"Never misunderestimate your opposition"
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:03 am
by Sandstorm
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:13 am
by Sandstorm
Sefton wrote:He must have a new surgical saw.
Midnight ether session
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:16 am
by Thai guy
Globus, you are not doing yourself any favours here. You severely damaged the winter olympics totty thread by mentioning your crusty old wife.
People aren't happy about it.
Take some time off.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:17 am
by naki
I assumed the title was another torturous pun.
Globby wouldn’t allow a typo to besmirch his efforts, surely?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:22 am
by A5D5E5
naki wrote:I assumed the title was another torturous pun.
Globby wouldn’t allow a typo to besmirch his efforts, surely?
Well he was happy to add a liberal sprinkling of spurious capitalisation so I don't think we can really assume he is the literary force he claims to be.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:23 am
by backrow
globus wrote:So. Yeeb, Backrow.
You are invited to my home here. With your family.
Not all of them!
Let's get rid of the liar bit.
And have a good time, at my expense.
Ah just saw this - soz I replied on the other thread about ice totty that you spammed
Thanks for the invite - but I would not willingly let my family come anywhere near you as I think you are a bit weird and sad. I don’t see the need to try and impress randoms on the Internet - in fact I usually just enjoy annoying randoms, like my running gags abouts saffas having no sense of humour or kiwi chicks being ugly.
Sometimes we already do have a good time at your expense - see the Parklife remix I did, or the charmless man remix Danny fitz did, or any of the Rowley Birkin or Harold shipman pics myself and others have posted. I think you have surpassed Coog and all that goo goo gaaaa gaaa stuff for pisstakes.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:24 am
by naki
A5D5E5 wrote:naki wrote:I assumed the title was another torturous pun.
Globby wouldn’t allow a typo to besmirch his efforts, surely?
Well he was happy to add a liberal sprinkling of spurious capitalisation so I don't think we can really assume he is the literary force he claims to be.
He Will Post As He Pleases
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:30 am
by lorcanoworms
globus wrote:naki wrote:I’m sure this thread will dispel the myth that you’re a boring, attention seeking braggart once and for all!
I doubt it. But the ball is in Yeeb's court.
You are also welcome here.
Can I be invited?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:19 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
lorcanoworms wrote:globus wrote:naki wrote:I’m sure this thread will dispel the myth that you’re a boring, attention seeking braggart once and for all!
I doubt it. But the ball is in Yeeb's court.
You are also welcome here.
Can I be invited?
Do you earn more than £80k?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:40 pm
by fatcat
I'm not sure if Gloatbus is a left winger but with his constant offers to accommodate boredies I'm reminded of Auberon Waugh's musings on Dennis Nilsen many years ago. Of course, it would be for different reasons that Gloatbus retrieved posters' corpses from under the floorboards, but the armchair is waiting -
people found him so stupendously boring that nobody would spend more than an evening in his company. Like so many social and emotional cripples, he drifted into left- wing politics and became branch organiser of the Civil Service Union, but even there his boring self-righteousness failed to secure the warmth and comradeship which he sought. So, if we are to believe Brian Masters's study, he was reduced to seeking the company of corpses as being the only people who would not walk out on him.
Other people, in the same sort of predicament, become prison visitors, but Nilsen kept his corpses under the floor- boards, retrieving them from time to time to sit them in an armchair and harangue them with his boring left-wing opinions, his grudges and grievances and the catalogue of his self-pity. Then, when the natural processes of decomposition made the corpses unacceptable company, even by his own undemanding standards, he boiled their heads, put them down the lavatory, and started looking around for a new companion.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:49 pm
by shanky
Not sure about Yeeb, but spending the weekend in a 3-bed terrace in Oundle trying to sneak a look down a 60-year old woman’s top, is deffo on my bucket list.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:51 pm
by globus
ScarfaceClaw wrote:Would you like people to go the full globshite on your crossword threads?
That would be rather amusing. So, yes.
I have noticed Yeeb's back track. I wonder who the real deal is.
So, I have added "weird" to my CV.
What a load of toffee.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:54 pm
by globus
shanky wrote:Not sure about Yeeb, but spending the weekend in a 3-bed terrace in Oundle trying to sneak a look down a 60-year old woman’s top, is deffo on my bucket list.
I've not invited you. My house here is detached, possibly just like you.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:55 pm
by Bullettyme
The two of you are proper mental.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:57 pm
by backrow
What back track ? You invited me, I said no.
Why are you sprouting yet more lies ?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:01 pm
by Sandstorm
Bullettyme wrote:The two of you are proper mental.
Only two?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:01 pm
by globus
backrow wrote:What back track ? You invited me, I said no.
Why are you sprouting yet more lies ?
Here you go again. What's wrong with you? I have my suspicions.
Sprouting is quite an interesting word.
I made the offer, you have turned it down. You have no backbone.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:01 pm
by globus
backrow wrote:What back track ? You invited me, I said no.
Why are you sprouting yet more lies ?
Here you go again. What's wrong with you? I have my suspicions.
Sprouting is quite an interesting word.
I made the offer, you have turned it down. You have no backbone.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:03 pm
by lorcanoworms
ScarfaceClaw wrote:lorcanoworms wrote:globus wrote:naki wrote:I’m sure this thread will dispel the myth that you’re a boring, attention seeking braggart once and for all!
I doubt it. But the ball is in Yeeb's court.
You are also welcome here.
Can I be invited?
Do you earn more than £80k?
Well there was the odd year when I were on shift.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:06 pm
by globus
Yeeb is possibly in bed with another poster.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:07 pm
by iarmhiman
I think Yeeb has already planned a trip to SA for some cobus, Boerewors sausage and perving at the hotties on the beech.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:13 pm
by globus
iarmhiman wrote:I think Yeeb has already planned a trip to SA for some cobus, Boerewors sausage and perving at the hotties on the beech.
He's got no guts. At all. Total wimp.
Hotties on the beach and perving seems his career intent.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:20 pm
by fatcat
Yeeb's really got to the gloating old has-been.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:38 pm
by globus
fatcat wrote:Yeeb's really got to the gloating old has-been.
No. He hasn't got a proper life as his postings reflect his inadequacy.
I make a genuine offer to come and visit me here, in Oundle.
I think he might be pulling the wool over our eyes.
I'm not in any way particularly odd. Quixotic I'll give you. Happily married, yes.
Generous to a fault.
I'm on here as I was a decent Rugby player and I love the bar room banter.
I'll not let a little pipsqueak get to me in any way. He's not of quality at all.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:45 pm
by fatcat
Why would you invite someone like that? It makes no sense.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:48 pm
by Mr Mike
globus wrote:Yeeb is possibly in bed with another poster.
Offering to cross swords with yeeb again?
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:49 pm
by globus
fatcat wrote:Why would you invite someone like that? It makes no sense.
Why not? I've never met a Rugby fan who was not a good bloke.
He's made his decision. He has lost out.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:52 pm
by globus
Mr Mike wrote:globus wrote:Yeeb is possibly in bed with another poster.
Offering to cross swords with yeeb again?
Doubt he has the intellect now after the ridiculous attempts to smear me.
He's just a waste of my time.
Re: Goodbye Yeeb
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:04 pm
by Akkerman
what's with all these older men propositioning yeeb today
Re: Goodbye Yeeb
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:05 pm
by iarmhiman
Just seen the change in thread title.
Give over Globus. That's pathetic.
Re: Never Ever Understate Your Opposition
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:06 pm
by Farva
globus wrote:.
Hotties on the beach and perving seems his career intent.
Yeeb, how does one get in to this line of work?
Re: Goodbye Yeeb
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:07 pm
by CrazyIslander
Akkerman wrote:what's with all these older men propositioning yeeb today
Valentines Day.
Re: Goodbye Yeeb
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:12 pm
by Dobbin
Akkerman wrote:what's with all these older men propositioning yeeb today
He hasn't had this much attention since they were casting Young Frankenstein.