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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:15 pm 
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Wilson's Toffee wrote:
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The Party Faithful

Yes, they are always with us.



Sorry, did you say something?

I still have you on ignore.



Oh. Thought so, but just wanted to make sure.

Will talk to you again when your period is over.




Oom wil my mos vergelyk met 'n fokken politikus. :x


Volgende keer wat ek iets lelik sê van 'JZ', moenie sommer aanneem ek praat van Jacob Zuma nie. :P



(En soveel vir my voorneme om nie meer te vloek nie. Alles oom se skuld).


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:20 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Die ou bliksem sal eerdaags weg wees. Dan sê ons mekaar nie meer sleg nie ....


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:54 pm 
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Has this poes resigned yet? I seriously can't get hammered again tonight :(


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:17 pm 
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Has this poes resigned yet? I seriously can't get hammered again tonight :(

Dronkverdriet


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:31 pm 
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It is still unclear whether President Zuma will resign. He says he will issue a statement later today.

The ANC has released a statement saying that they "will await delivery of this response by President Zuma".


Resign you twat!


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:27 pm 
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Advise for Zuma, on land restitution .

"Nxamalala (Zuma) clan the original Zulu izimpimpi. Collaborators, traitors ...."
" Helped the Brits destroy the Zulu kingdom, 1879.... "
"Give Nkandlà away!"

https://www.biznews.com/leadership/2016 ... as-reward/


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:36 pm 
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BREAKING: Zuma will address the nation at 22:00

While some are reporting that ANC president Cyril Ramaphosa was on a plane to Cape Town, his motorcade was apparently seen arriving at Zuma’s house on Wednesday afternoon.

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Officials have confirmed that ANC president Cyril Ramaphosa is in Cape Town. @TeamNews24

It's a cluster :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:46 pm 
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15 minutes and counting.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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Chilli wrote:
15 minutes and counting.

Zuma will say it's unfair, not resigning, etc.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:07 pm 
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I penned a quick limerick whilst waiting:

A crafty old codger named Zuma
Was told by his fellows to vuma
But the stubborn old twat
Said I will not
Reports of my demise are a rumour


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:12 pm 
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saffer13 wrote:
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15 minutes and counting.

Zuma will say it's unfair, not resigning, etc.

More than likely.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:14 pm 
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sorCrer wrote:
I penned a quick limerick whilst waiting:

A crafty old codger named Zuma
Was told by his fellows to vuma
But the stubborn old twat
Said I will not
Reports of my demise are a rumour

You have a great alcohol induced personality. :)


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:17 pm 
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Chilli wrote:
sorCrer wrote:
I penned a quick limerick whilst waiting:

A crafty old codger named Zuma
Was told by his fellows to vuma
But the stubborn old twat
Said I will not
Reports of my demise are a rumour

You have a great alcohol induced personality. :)


It's the sheer happiness knowing this old doos is on his way. That said, I see reports that he has applied for an urgent interdict against the no confidence vote. :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:42 pm 
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He is goooingg!


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:54 pm 
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Are we going to get the whole speech again in Zulu :(


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:56 pm 
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F'me. He isn't going anywhere. He wants to face the vote. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:58 pm 
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He's gone.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:00 pm 
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GOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!! :nod:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:03 pm 
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good grief - what a relief


WAITER!


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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and the rains fall in my home town


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:11 pm 
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His last words were "baie dankie".


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:22 pm 
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We need more gifs.....


BEST VALENTINE'S GIFT EVA!


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:28 pm 
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My favorite Zuma quote EVER!
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"I have...come to the decision to resign as the president of the republic with immediate effect," Zuma told reporters at the Union Buildings on Wednesday night.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:31 pm 
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Happy Zexit lads. Is this the one issue that unites all Saffa boredies?


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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paddyor wrote:
Happy Zexit lads. Is this the one issue that unites all Saffa boredies?


Not those chicken runner cnuts! :x And we don't want any Sharks or Stormers either.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:37 pm 
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Beautiful Freudian slip there of "transactions" for "trangressions"


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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Congrats Saffers. Hopefully better days for the country and it's people and that brief flirtation with kleptocracy is over.

Rains for the Western Cape next.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:01 pm 
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Happy happy my South African friends, now you get to feel one 100th of the joy the we Zimbabweans felt after 37 years of tyranny

Enjoy the day and hopefully the next one is a lot better

When I asked my brother how things were in the "new" Zimbabwe he came back with, what I thought was, quite a good analogy

It's just a new driver of a buggered bus, the bus has just had a service so it's running slightly better for now but it's still buggered

Let's hope your service is more of an overhaul :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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Guptas have made South Africa Great Again, now maybe Kushner could take a fall on his sword too and do the same for the US..


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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sorCrer wrote:
paddyor wrote:
Happy Zexit lads. Is this the one issue that unites all Saffa boredies?


Not those chicken runner cnuts! :x And we don't want any Sharks or Stormers either.

This. :thumbup:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:33 am 
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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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What a wonderful day! I see also the Guptas are in Bloemfontein :nod:


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:38 am 
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What great news to wake up to! Defiant to the end, which I hopes makes his likelihood of prosecution even stronger.

A great day for South Africa. It's a pity it took this long, but at least he was eventually forced out.


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:D :D :D :D

What a day!!!

Felt as if it would never come....

Rand was trading at R11.66 to the Dollar last night too

:shock: :o


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R16.4 to the pound. This time last year it was pushing R25.

The Rand must be the most volatile currency in the world :lol:


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R16.4 to the pound. This time last year it was pushing R25.

The Rand must be the most volatile currency in the world :lol:


Was considering moving a substantial portion of my Rand investments to Sterling around that time. Thank feck I didn't go ahead and do it.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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Beautiful Freudian slip there of "transactions" for "trangressions"


:lol: I said the same thing at the time.


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:16 am 
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sorCrer wrote:
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Happy Zexit lads. Is this the one issue that unites all Saffa boredies?


Not those chicken runner cnuts! :x And we don't want any Sharks or Stormers either.

Sorcrer, quick one for you or any saffa, what does chicken runner mean?


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 Post subject: Re: #Zexit Countdown
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Happy Zexit lads. Is this the one issue that unites all Saffa boredies?


Not those chicken runner cnuts! :x And we don't want any Sharks or Stormers either.

Sorcrer, quick one for you or any saffa, what does chicken runner mean?


a South African expat that left South Africa because Apartheid ended. Usually see them self as sort of political or economic refugee.


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Good news. Now to hope the DA can make some ground.


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