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Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:38 pm
by Enzedder
Is that all you got??

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Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:45 pm
by CrazyIslander
:lol: top trolling but they beat the Wobs who beat the ABs. :((

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:11 pm
by Rugby2023
ABs got beat at home by a thrown together jamboree side.

#neverforget

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:16 pm
by New guy
Their games in Edinburgh and Paris will be interesting.

I don't think they'll be going for a grand slam on the final weekend.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:28 pm
by englishchief
NZ rugby is falling apart. Trying to mock England is just gonna make it even more bitter for you when you start to crumble.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:31 pm
by The Native
englishchief wrote:NZ rugby is falling apart. Trying to mock England is just gonna make it even more bitter for you when you start to crumble.
Make up your mind.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:37 pm
by JB1981
Has England lost its aura?

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:39 pm
by englishchief
After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:40 pm
by Gospel
When the 6 Nations is on it's important to remember the kiwis and offer to give one a hug if you're of a mind. It's a difficult time of year for them.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:43 pm
by Fenman
Although it's nice to give a fellow 6N team a good stuffing now and again, there is a vicarious pleasure in beating Wales under dubious circumstances. They'll keep moaning about it for decades. Perhaps when the inevitable moral victory is claimed, one bright spark will also point out that this would make Wales morally second in the IRB rankings? It'll probably be a race to the keyboard between Clive and Dai. Stands by for the infant school level insults.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:43 pm
by ovalball
Gospel wrote:When the 6 Nations is on it's important to remember the kiwis and offer to give one a hug if you're of a mind. It's a difficult time of year for them.
:lol:

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:44 pm
by Magpie26
Gospel wrote:When the 6 Nations is on it's important to remember the kiwis and offer to give one a hug if you're of a mind. It's a difficult time of year for them.
That's right it's terrible seeing our coaches and 2nd string players in action 🤔

Incredible to think that Parkes is good enough to play in the 6N 🤗

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:44 pm
by MaccTaff
Fenman wrote:Although it's nice to give a fellow 6N team a good stuffing now and again, there is a vicarious pleasure in beating Wales under dubious circumstances. They'll keep moaning about it for decades. Perhaps when the inevitable moral victory is claimed, one bright spark will also point out that this would make Wales morally second in the IRB rankings? It'll probably be a race to the keyboard between Clive and Dai. Stands by for the infant school level insults.
Oooh - I like that one.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:48 pm
by maxime
Enzedder wrote:Is that all you got??

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Indeed !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-FHRYGugus

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:51 pm
by pink freud
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
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Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:12 pm
by JB1981
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
Dream the impossible dream.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:18 pm
by Enzedder
I think we can rest our top team come November and send Taranaki Girls U15s.

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(had a chat with 83010 while out having a walk and he even agrees that you're screwed)

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:40 pm
by nuffsaid
Enzedder wrote:I think we can rest our top team come November and send Taranaki Girls U15s.

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(had a chat with 83010 while out having a walk and he even agrees that you're screwed)
:D Doubt it but will accept it's too early to say with any certainty. :twisted:

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:56 pm
by JM2K6
We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:06 am
by London_Lurker
JM2K6 wrote:We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...
That was exactly the match that sprang to my mind!

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:26 am
by brat
It’s true.. we were just scraping by last year.. England might easily roll us in November

Shame all our best coaches are either already in the nh or heading up there

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:26 am
by Salient
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
Translated as England have no coaching talent available :nod: Sad state of affairs Bro when we have to send blokes up North to train your lot in order to have something to play in the off season.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:27 am
by JM2K6
Salient wrote:
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
Translated as England have no coaching talent available :nod: Sad state of affairs Bro when we have to send blokes up North to train your lot in order to have something to play in the off season.
5-0

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:28 am
by shanky
JM2K6 wrote:We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...

That shit’s nothing. You should see him when the Chiefs are playing...

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:29 am
by JM2K6
shanky wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...

That shit’s nothing. You should see him when the Chiefs are playing...
I have, at close range :lol:

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:33 am
by shanky
:lol:

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:36 am
by blackblackblack
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
OOoooooOOOOOooooh hark at him fondling his crystal balls,

on their way out they is, going down'ill they is, pickin' their team from the UK they is, only one decade at number 1 they 'as, beat 'em up once every 6 years we do, we're due I tell ya...

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:13 am
by naki
JM2K6 wrote:We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...
Indeed, scraping a win in those circumstances is laudable and perhaps a testament to the mental strength instilled by Eddie.

Haven’t seen the game, any controversial decisions - obvious missed forward passes, say - that also make the two games you’ve cited comparable? Any decisions made in England’s favour that may have helped them over the line, as it were?

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:25 am
by naki
CrazyIslander wrote::lol: top trolling but they beat the Wobs who beat the ABs. :((
England beat the Wobs who beat the ABs who beat the Ireland who beat the England who beat the logical fallacy.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:27 am
by blackblackblack
naki wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote::lol: top trolling but they beat the Wobs who beat the ABs. :((
England beat the Wobs who beat the ABs who beat the Ireland who beat the England who beat the logical fallacy.
A logical phallus, not there's an oxymoron to shunt a sofa.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:32 am
by naki
blackblackblack wrote:
naki wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote::lol: top trolling but they beat the Wobs who beat the ABs. :((
England beat the Wobs who beat the ABs who beat the Ireland who beat the England who beat the logical fallacy.
A logical phallus, not there's an oxymoron to shunt a sofa.
Aristotle had a fine piece, apparently

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:33 am
by Enzedder
JM2K6 wrote:We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...

Oh, you are blaming the ref for last night?? You guys raved about him last June - have you suddenly realised he's crap.

p.s. I wasn't talking about the result but how awful your guys were.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:23 am
by Farva
Salient wrote:
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
Translated as England have no coaching talent available :nod: Sad state of affairs Bro when we have to send blokes up North to train your lot in order to have something to play in the off season.
Wait, Eddie Jones is a kiwi now?
You lot have teied to punch CrowdedHouse, the Pav, etc and now Eddie.
Is there no end to kiwi thievery?

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:53 am
by Enzedder
JM2K6 wrote:
shanky wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:We played a 6n team that managed to concede a scarcely believable amount of penalties all game (2, if the stats were to be believed) despite them being on the back foot all game, and won.

Last time your mob faced something similar, Enzedder, it took you a decade to stop bleating about your team's loss...

That shit’s nothing. You should see him when the Chiefs are playing...
I have, at close range :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, sorry about that. How's your ears?

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:04 am
by rett
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
English coaches? Do you believe in unicorns as well?

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:42 am
by Auckman
I'm still trying to adjust my eyes seeing Anscombe and Parkes playing international footy.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:47 am
by Salient
JM2K6 wrote:
Salient wrote:
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
Translated as England have no coaching talent available :nod: Sad state of affairs Bro when we have to send blokes up North to train your lot in order to have something to play in the off season.
5-0
I'm not quite sure what your IQ has to do with the debate :?:

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:10 am
by rett
Salient wrote:
JM2K6 wrote:
Salient wrote:
englishchief wrote:After the training camp fiasco, and the switching to picking overseas based players that will happen imminently, it is clear that NZ rugby is on a decline.

You also don't have access to West African genetics and prime slabs of Saxon/Viking beef.

What makes it even funnier is, that NZ coaches are giving English coaches knowledge that we will use to beat you in the future! Talk about short term thinking.
Translated as England have no coaching talent available :nod: Sad state of affairs Bro when we have to send blokes up North to train your lot in order to have something to play in the off season.
5-0
I'm not quite sure what your IQ has to do with the debate :?:

Yeah. He noticed your place of residence, but your profile pic just passed him by.
Unless he thinks England are capable of stringing together 5 successive (instead of their usual once every decade) wins over NZ.

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:34 am
by usermame
Auckman wrote:I'm still trying to adjust my eyes seeing Anscombe and Parkes playing international footy.
And showing up well...

Re: Hey England ...

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:47 am
by brat
usermame wrote:
Auckman wrote:I'm still trying to adjust my eyes seeing Anscombe and Parkes playing international footy.
And showing up well...
Maybe the coaches are better than ours