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Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:54 am**

Sards wrote:
What I would have preffered was for a knowledgable poster to fill me in regarding serfontein.....

Well.....Is Houts following him...or Sandy vagina.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:02 am**

Sards wrote:
Sards wrote:
What I would have preffered was for a knowledgable poster to fill me in regarding serfontein.....

Well.....Is Houts following him...or Sandy vagina.

wtf...can noone help me here....I read an article that suggested Jan is in excellent nick and performing well and in contention for a bok callup under Rassie......but you really take SA journo's with a pinch of salt....

They remind me of the Yankees and Houts and Sandyvaginas.....there selection criteria is limited to what they see. And what they see
is their limited viewing of their own sides. They have no peripheral vision.

maybe Jensra can pull some info on him.........

HELP

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:14 pm**

Sards wrote:
houtkabouter wrote:Nice to see Odendal doing what matters in a 12, passing.
Quite...but you might find that most of our 12s ( give credit where it is due ) have rediscovered this lost art. I am sure in your time it was still bash bash rugby .
Odendaal needs to work on his offloads however...but its unfair to compare that with the number 1 performer this year.

Offloads are overrated they create 2 problems. Handling errors and turn over ball.

But welcome to 2014.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:17 pm**

Sorry Sards, I haven’t been following serfontein don’t have time to follow NH rugby as well.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:17 pm**

houtkabouter wrote:
Sards wrote:
houtkabouter wrote:Nice to see Odendal doing what matters in a 12, passing.
Quite...but you might find that most of our 12s ( give credit where it is due ) have rediscovered this lost art. I am sure in your time it was still bash bash rugby .
Odendaal needs to work on his offloads however...but its unfair to compare that with the number 1 performer this year.
Offloads are overrated they create 2 problems. Handling errors and turn over ball.

But welcome to 2014.

We are not discussing the Lions and Stormers here regarding poor offloading china...

What about Jan.
Are you watching rugby up North there

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:19 pm**

houtkabouter wrote:Sorry Sards, I haven’t been following serfontein don’t have time to follow NH rugby as well.

Cheers...so he could very well be overrated by our scribes...

Maybe Sandy vagina can shine some light on him.

Personally I think he should be discounted....

So we have DDA and ...............?

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:25 pm**

Offloads are 2014 Sardy. All they do is stat transfer to other players, when AE throws another offload whoever drops it gets the bad stat.

Which is why you see kiwi sides trying to move to attack point control rather than offload. Kiwi team are looking kingat carrying more into the control points to guarantee possession as well no contact passing to shift their attack points.

Offloads are only helpful when they work.

With the ref changes it’s much more sensible to keep the back as the ref favours attacking sides.

It’s all very simple and also why stats are only worth interpretation not selection.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:26 pm**

houtkabouter wrote:Offloads are only helpful when they work.

Very insightful

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:41 pm**

assfly wrote:
houtkabouter wrote:Offloads are only helpful when they work.
Very insightful

What he is saying is that the following up player should not have butter fingers and should be in a position to receive the offloads.

Like AE on JLDP AND THEN JLDP ONTO AE AND THEN AE BACK ONTO JLDP ....TRY TIME

And of course.....offloads are so 2014....thats why our forwards didn't bother then and so when suddenly you have JLDP offloading fantastically its not cool.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:04 pm**

assfly wrote:
houtkabouter wrote:Offloads are only helpful when they work.
Very insightful

Percentages Assfly, kiwis are encouraging their players to work percentages and offloads have a high failure rate. Essentially encouraging their players to do the opposite of what we’re having a little cluster wank over.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:15 pm**

15 Sharks in Bok Team

Forwards

Tendai Mtawarira (prop), Coenie Oosthuizen (prop), Thomas du Toit (prop), Chiliboy Ralepelle (hooker), Akker van der Merwe (hooker), Jean-Luc du Preez (loose forward), Dan du Preez (loose forward)

Backs

Louis Schreuder (scrumhalf), Cameron Wright (scrumhalf), Robert du Preez (flyhalf), André Esterhuizen (centre), Lukhanyo Am (centre), Lwazi Mvovo (wing), Sbu Nkosi (wing), Curwin Bosch (fullback)

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:21 pm**

Sards wrote:
Dryden wrote:Sards

Please know that I'm approaching this from a position of genuine concern - I'm not typing this to mock you in any way. Plus I'm high as fuk so make of it what you will.

There is no good to come from this Reiki business. There are no energy fields around your body that some people can magically sense and manipulate. There's never been a scientific study that concluded that Reiki actually works... And there has been studies but they all say the same thing - that its fake.

Now its a reiki session here and there... Before you know it, you're burning sage to cleanse your house during the full moon. And don't get me started on those fukking rocks, so sorry I meant to say crystals. Before you know it you have magical crystals in your house to ward off evil spirits and to align your chakras and you find yourself going to "colour festivals" to meet like minded people.

If you want to find inner peace please read a book on Buddhism or meditate (there's fuking apps for your phone to help if you dont know how) but for fux sake try and be sensible here.

I hope this helps
Thanks for the advice. I am going to support my wife through this phase. She has advanced to her first level . I love her Reiki room. It's so friggin relaxing. The kind of space I can have a joint and go lie down in with Depeche Modes My secret garden on surround and just chill. I still need to sound proof the door as I can still hear the kids murdering each other but am looking for a way to do it tastefully.

But yeah...buddism will get it's turn.

It also helps that I ignore negative energy on fb.

Sards, I see Tantric sex in your future.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:22 pm**

OomPB wrote:15 Sharks in Bok Team

Forwards

Tendai Mtawarira (prop), Coenie Oosthuizen (prop), Thomas du Toit (prop), Chiliboy Ralepelle (hooker), Akker van der Merwe (hooker), Jean-Luc du Preez (loose forward), Dan du Preez (loose forward)

Backs

Louis Schreuder (scrumhalf), Cameron Wright (scrumhalf), Robert du Preez (flyhalf), André Esterhuizen (centre), Lukhanyo Am (centre), Lwazi Mvovo (wing), Sbu Nkosi (wing), Curwin Bosch (fullback)

Not convinced
Wont be there

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:24 pm**

Fangle wrote: Sards, I see Tantric sex in your future.

Have no idea what that is but I certainly hope sex in one form or another is there soon...

I have been out of action for two weeks after the snip and another two with illness so any sex would be nice

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:43 pm**

Sards wrote:
Fangle wrote: Sards, I see Tantric sex in your future.
Have no idea what that is but I certainly hope sex in one form or another is there soon...

I have been out of action for two weeks after the snip and another two with illness so any sex would be nice

Nice to Fangle to offer.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:44 pm**

Can we please, PLEASE, get this fred back on track?

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:01 pm**

Sards wrote:
OomPB wrote:15 Sharks in Bok Team

Forwards

Tendai Mtawarira (prop), Coenie Oosthuizen (prop), Thomas du Toit (prop), Chiliboy Ralepelle (hooker), Akker van der Merwe (hooker), Jean-Luc du Preez (loose forward), Dan du Preez (loose forward)

Backs

Louis Schreuder (scrumhalf), Cameron Wright (scrumhalf), Robert du Preez (flyhalf), André Esterhuizen (centre), Lukhanyo Am (centre), Lwazi Mvovo (wing), Sbu Nkosi (wing), Curwin Bosch (fullback)

Not convinced
Wont be there

You can add Akker van der Merwe

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:17 pm**

handyman wrote:Can we please, PLEASE, get this fred back on track?

We are Safftards. It's not in our nature to be narrow minded . We think out the doos

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:18 pm**

Jensrsa wrote:
Sards wrote:
OomPB wrote:15 Sharks in Bok Team

Forwards

Tendai Mtawarira (prop), Coenie Oosthuizen (prop), Thomas du Toit (prop), Chiliboy Ralepelle (hooker), Akker van der Merwe (hooker), Jean-Luc du Preez (loose forward), Dan du Preez (loose forward)

Backs

Louis Schreuder (scrumhalf), Cameron Wright (scrumhalf), Robert du Preez (flyhalf), André Esterhuizen (centre), Lukhanyo Am (centre), Lwazi Mvovo (wing), Sbu Nkosi (wing), Curwin Bosch (fullback)

Not convinced
Wont be there
You can add Akker van der Merwe

Realistically yes

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:29 pm**

Sards wrote:
handyman wrote:Can we please, PLEASE, get this fred back on track?
We are Safftards. It's not in our nature to be narrow minded . We think out the doos

Seems you're the only one out of doos boet...

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:33 pm**

handyman wrote:Can we please, PLEASE, get this fred back on track?

Of course not

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:53 pm**

Sandstorm wrote:
handyman wrote:Can we please, PLEASE, get this fred back on track?
Of course not

Have you seen anything of Jan Serfontein Sandy.

Seems like noone has. The lost kid

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:05 pm**

Surely the TOTW must be all Lions for beating the Ozzie log leaders? Not some lowly SA side or having a bye?

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:27 pm**

Jensrsa wrote:Surely the TOTW must be all Lions for beating the Ozzie log leaders? Not some lowly SA side or having a bye?

No TOTW is ever complete without AE and another arbitrary Shark.

Posted: **Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:48 pm**

Chilli wrote:
Jensrsa wrote:Surely the TOTW must be all Lions for beating the Ozzie log leaders? Not some lowly SA side or having a bye?
No TOTW is ever complete without AE and another arbitrary Shark.

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:32 pm**

SARM's SA TEAM OF THE WEEK (ROUND 10)
15. Warrick Gelant (Bulls)
14. Sbu Nkosi (Sharks)
13. Lukhanyo Am (Sharks)
12. Harold Vorster (Lions)
11. Madosh Tambwe (Lions)
10. Handré Pollard (Bulls)
9. Cameron Wright (Sharks)
8. Hacjivah Dayimani (Lions)
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit (Stormers)
6. Kwagga Smith (Lions)
5. Lood de Jager (Bulls)
4. RG Snyman (Bulls)
3. Thomas du Toit (Sharks)
2. Malcolm Marx (Lions)
1. Pierre Schoeman (Bulls)

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:17 pm**

Jensrsa wrote:SARM's SA TEAM OF THE WEEK (ROUND 10)
15. Warrick Gelant (Bulls)
14. Sbu Nkosi (Sharks)
13. Lukhanyo Am (Sharks)
12. Harold Vorster (Lions)
11. Madosh Tambwe (Lions)
10. Handré Pollard (Bulls)
9. Cameron Wright (Sharks)
8. Hacjivah Dayimani (Lions)
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit (Stormers)
6. Kwagga Smith (Lions)
5. Lood de Jager (Bulls)
4. RG Snyman (Bulls)
3. Thomas du Toit (Sharks)
2. Malcolm Marx (Lions)
1. Pierre Schoeman (Bulls)

Thomas "Camping Chair " Du Toit? Which game were they watching?

Posted: **Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:27 pm**

Chilli wrote:
Jensrsa wrote:SARM's SA TEAM OF THE WEEK (ROUND 10)
15. Warrick Gelant (Bulls)
14. Sbu Nkosi (Sharks)
13. Lukhanyo Am (Sharks)
12. Harold Vorster (Lions)
11. Madosh Tambwe (Lions)
10. Handré Pollard (Bulls)
9. Cameron Wright (Sharks)
8. Hacjivah Dayimani (Lions)
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit (Stormers)
6. Kwagga Smith (Lions)
5. Lood de Jager (Bulls)
4. RG Snyman (Bulls)
3. Thomas du Toit (Sharks)
2. Malcolm Marx (Lions)
1. Pierre Schoeman (Bulls)
Thomas "Camping Chair " Du Toit? Which game were they watching?

You have to give credit....Kitsoff is a force. He should have been shoveling the field with Thomas. And Kitsoff is starting to flop all over like Jannie used to

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:14 am**

Jensrsa wrote:SARM's SA TEAM OF THE WEEK (ROUND 10)
15. Warrick Gelant (Bulls)
14. Sbu Nkosi (Sharks)
13. Lukhanyo Am (Sharks)
12. Harold Vorster (Lions)
11. Madosh Tambwe (Lions)
10. Handré Pollard (Bulls)
9. Cameron Wright (Sharks)
8. Hacjivah Dayimani (Lions)
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit (Stormers)
6. Kwagga Smith (Lions)
5. Lood de Jager (Bulls)
4. RG Snyman (Bulls)
3. Thomas du Toit (Sharks)
2. Malcolm Marx (Lions)
1. Pierre Schoeman (Bulls)

Cameron Wright is a real left field option but the lad has a fantastic boot. It really creates opportunity.
Pollard and Gallant are definite starters for me.
Pierre still impressing. One to watch.
Would love to see Kwagga starting but not gonna happen.
Am a shoe in with Kriel backing up

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:20 am**

Chilli wrote:Thomas "Camping Chair " Du Toit? Which game were they watching?

The one where we was man of the match.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:02 am**

assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Thomas "Camping Chair " Du Toit? Which game were they watching?
The one where we was man of the match.

we have Campchair Thomas and Bellyflop Kitsoff

Those are going to stick

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:26 am**

assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Thomas "Camping Chair " Du Toit? Which game were they watching?
The one where we was man of the match.

Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:30 am**

Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.

I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:34 am**

assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

Biting

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:38 am**

assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

I'm sure that a professional athlete, like he is, will be very unhappy with another unimpressive performance by himself.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:39 am**

Sards wrote:
assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.
Biting

Not hat was Schoeman. [allegedly]

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:43 am**

assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

R199.00 at Makro.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:47 am**

Chilli wrote:
assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

R199.00 at Makro.

That will never hold him

US$123

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:53 am**

Jensrsa wrote:
Chilli wrote:
assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

R199.00 at Makro.
That will never hold him

He should be used to collapsing and landing up on the floor by now.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:54 am**

Jensrsa wrote:
Chilli wrote:
assfly wrote:
Chilli wrote:Yes, where he kept on folding like a cheap camp chair.

To be honest there is could be no dignity in being proclaimed as MOTM in such a crap game.
I'm sure he'll be devastated to learn that his performance was deemed unimpressive by you.

R199.00 at Makro.
That will never hold him

US$123

At that price it can also be used as a scrum machine.

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