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Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:35 am
by Thomas
Masterji wrote:As someone pointed out recently, the Aussies dont sledge the Inds because of IPL contracts. So Kohli can say and do anything and the greedy Aussies just grin and bare.
:lol:

Sewag said that last year but that isn't true though, is it?

The Aussies don't sledge Kohli because that actually fires him up and he plays better.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:42 am
by Clogs
Thomas wrote:
Masterji wrote:As someone pointed out recently, the Aussies dont sledge the Inds because of IPL contracts. So Kohli can say and do anything and the greedy Aussies just grin and bare.
:lol:

Sewag said that last year but that isn't true though, is it?

The Aussies don't sledge Kohli because that actually fires him up and he plays better.


Interesting. I have heard rumours that bullies don't pick on those that can respond.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:43 am
by Thomas
Clogs wrote:
Thomas wrote:
Masterji wrote:As someone pointed out recently, the Aussies dont sledge the Inds because of IPL contracts. So Kohli can say and do anything and the greedy Aussies just grin and bare.
:lol:

Sewag said that last year but that isn't true though, is it?

The Aussies don't sledge Kohli because that actually fires him up and he plays better.


Interesting. I have heard rumours that bullies don't pick on those that can respond.
You've gotta know when to hold 'em, boet. Know when to fold 'em.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:45 am
by _fatprop
There is many a story of Tony Greig providing a master class in sledging for many years of playing Sydney club cricket

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:47 am
by Clogs
Thomas wrote:
Clogs wrote:
Thomas wrote:
Masterji wrote:As someone pointed out recently, the Aussies dont sledge the Inds because of IPL contracts. So Kohli can say and do anything and the greedy Aussies just grin and bare.
:lol:

Sewag said that last year but that isn't true though, is it?

The Aussies don't sledge Kohli because that actually fires him up and he plays better.


Interesting. I have heard rumours that bullies don't pick on those that can respond.
You've gotta know when to hold 'em, boet. Know when to fold 'em.

Sage advice to which I have no comeback.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:52 am
by BBB
Just seen some footage on Foxsports.

Warner sledges de Kock on the boundary rope by calling him a “f$&king sook...” as the 2 S.A batsmen are taking off their helmets on the boundary rope after they’ve gone off for the tea break,FFS.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:56 am
by jambanja
Thomas wrote:
guy smiley wrote:
Thomas wrote: Maybe Smith is correct? We won't ever find out.

But, gee. That footage was leaked pretty damn quickly, wasn't it?
What was the media generated scandal that wasn't when England were here this summer?

And what was it last summer?

And the year before that?
Go on, tell us.
There you go, for such an innocent chap, he sure seems to attract a lot of ire, you know from match officials and the like

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/ ... tercations

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:00 am
by Clogs
BBB wrote:Just seen some footage on Foxsports.

Warner sledges de Kock on the boundary rope by calling him a “f$&king sook...” as the 2 S.A batsmen are taking off their helmets on the boundary rope after they’ve gone off for the tea break,FFS.

Yep just seen it. Ordinary.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:02 am
by Thomas
jambanja wrote:
Thomas wrote:
guy smiley wrote:
Thomas wrote: Maybe Smith is correct? We won't ever find out.

But, gee. That footage was leaked pretty damn quickly, wasn't it?
What was the media generated scandal that wasn't when England were here this summer?

And what was it last summer?

And the year before that?
Go on, tell us.
There you go, for such an innocent chap, he sure seems to attract a lot of ire, you know from match officials and the like

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/ ... tercations
No one has said he was innocent.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:38 am
by Clogs
Thomas wrote:
jambanja wrote:
Thomas wrote:
guy smiley wrote:
Thomas wrote: Maybe Smith is correct? We won't ever find out.

But, gee. That footage was leaked pretty damn quickly, wasn't it?
What was the media generated scandal that wasn't when England were here this summer?

And what was it last summer?

And the year before that?
Go on, tell us.
There you go, for such an innocent chap, he sure seems to attract a lot of ire, you know from match officials and the like

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/ ... tercations
No one has said he was innocent.

Tim Paine does not share your sentiment.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/ ... e-kock-did

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:42 am
by Clogs

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:44 am
by JB1981
When is the hearing? Warner could be banned for a level two charge and the second test mustn't be far away.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:59 am
by Clogs
I believe the hearing is for this evening SA time.


Warner will not get banned. FACT!

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:13 am
by Big Nipper
Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:22 am
by wamberal99
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO

Yep. Wear an all yellow outfit and barrack for Australia.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:23 am
by Big Nipper
wamberal99 wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO

Yep. Wear an all yellow outfit and barrack for Australia.
Nah gonna need something a lil' bit more spicy with less Canary yellow

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:35 am
by sorCrer
Thomas wrote:Because they were staring at him while gibbering in baby dutch.
Racist much?

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:39 am
by BBB
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Don’t make direct eye-contact with David Warner.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:55 am
by sorCrer
BBB wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Don’t make direct eye-contact with David Warner.
Tricky unless he was looking down.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:24 am
by handyman
The people doing the investigation (having the most information) found that Warner was more guilty than De Kock. Case closed.

I reckon if you take history into account, we know who the guilty party was.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:04 am
by Sandstorm
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
“My wife also fancies SBW”

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:06 am
by grievous
handyman wrote:
I reckon if you take history into account, we know who the guilty party was.
Are you in law?

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:16 am
by RuggaBugga
Thomas wrote:
jambanja wrote:
Thomas wrote:
guy smiley wrote:
Thomas wrote: Maybe Smith is correct? We won't ever find out.

But, gee. That footage was leaked pretty damn quickly, wasn't it?
What was the media generated scandal that wasn't when England were here this summer?

And what was it last summer?

And the year before that?
Go on, tell us.
There you go, for such an innocent chap, he sure seems to attract a lot of ire, you know from match officials and the like

http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/ ... tercations
No one has said he was innocent.
Seems I was a bit hasty.
RuggaBugga wrote:
Thomas wrote:
RuggaBugga wrote:Fair dues to David Warner over the series. The captaincy seems to sit well with him and he's made some pretty astute bowling changes and field placings at times.

The responsibility has also seems to have led him to mellow out and not act like a plum 24/7 which is good.

The big bash is so popular and gives Australia so much depth that you could easily just form a specialist T20 team just from there with the odd frontline ODI player such as Warner or Starc just chucked in.

Probably a good thing as I think that T20 skills are the least transferable to the the other forms of the game.
Warner hasn't been a plum for years now. Dude doesn't drink and has a young family. He's as dumb as a box of hammers but he's growing on me as a captain in this form of the game.

I was out at a comedy show last night so only caught a few bits of it. A real shame about Lynn. He's made of glass. Possibly one of the scariest batsmen in the world but he really needs to take a year off to get better.

As for the Australian team, a mate of mine and I were chatting about it last night. They put up the team sheet on the screen and we both agreed that it's a nasty, vicious Australian team in terms of batting. Power all the way down the order. When superstars in the BBL like Carey are batting at seven, you know you've got some talent. Main issue is still the bowling and I think they really need a talented spinner like Rashid Khan. Someone who can strangle a team for 4 overs.
Years...

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:25 am
by blackblackblack
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Davey Warner loves De Kok.

with associated pictorial references.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:28 am
by Sandstorm
“Stand up when you sledge a Protea”

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:46 am
by Clogs
blackblackblack wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Davey Warner loves De Kok.

with associated pictorial references.

Bro, the only way that sledge would work is if it went along the lines of: "Mrs Warner loves De Kock. SBW De Kock" but that would be puerile and potentially untrue and probably likely to annoy David, so why would anyone bother?

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:48 am
by OupaStruisbaai
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
David de Kock

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:49 am
by Wilson's Toffee
_fatprop wrote:There is many a story of Tony Greig providing a master class in sledging for many years of playing Sydney club cricket

Sledging in Afrikaans ?

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:51 am
by Wilson's Toffee
Big Nipper wrote:
wamberal99 wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO

Yep. Wear an all yellow outfit and barrack for Australia.
Nah gonna need something a lil' bit more spicy with less Canary yellow
Indian blue. With "Gupta" printed on the back.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:53 am
by Wilson's Toffee
Sandstorm wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
“My wife also fancies SBW”

Oh, oh, now I see !!!

Quintin's surname reminded Warner of something ....

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:55 am
by handyman
grievous wrote:
handyman wrote:
I reckon if you take history into account, we know who the guilty party was.
Are you in law?
Fark of boet, this is PR.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:56 am
by handyman
One for the Afrikaans posters.

Wat is die gayste naam in Suid Afrika?
















Sakkie de Kok.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:58 am
by Bindi
Anyone who denies that Saffas are comedy geniuses merely has to look over the last page to know the error of their ways.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:04 am
by sorCrer
Bindi wrote:Anyone who denies that Saffas are comedy geniuses merely has to look over the last page to know the error of their ways.
Yeah mate, look I've been to Oz. You lads are not that funny either. And Sand isn't actually one of ours.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:22 am
by blackblackblack
Clogs wrote:
blackblackblack wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Davey Warner loves De Kok.

with associated pictorial references.

Bro, the only way that sledge would work is if it went along the lines of: "Mrs Warner loves De Kock. SBW De Kock" but that would be puerile and potentially untrue and probably likely to annoy David, so why would anyone bother?
Sucked By Warner?

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:30 am
by brat
Clogs wrote:
blackblackblack wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Davey Warner loves De Kok.

with associated pictorial references.

Bro, the only way that sledge would work is if it went along the lines of: "Mrs Warner loves De Kock. SBW De Kock" but that would be puerile and potentially untrue and probably likely to annoy David, so why would anyone bother?
From what I’ve read about her apparently she is insatiable for de kock

Same night she was with Sbw she left with another bloke in kings cross a few hours later.. also various rugby league players etc etc..

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:50 am
by handyman
brat wrote:
Clogs wrote:
blackblackblack wrote:
Big Nipper wrote:Hey guys. I will be at the PE test from day 1 all the way through to hopefully day 5.

Any ideas for a nice poster?

Thanks in advance

XOXO
Davey Warner loves De Kok.

with associated pictorial references.

Bro, the only way that sledge would work is if it went along the lines of: "Mrs Warner loves De Kock. SBW De Kock" but that would be puerile and potentially untrue and probably likely to annoy David, so why would anyone bother?
From what I’ve read about her apparently she is insatiable for de kock

Same night she was with Sbw she left with another bloke in kings cross a few hours later.. also various rugby league players etc etc..
Warner got himself a keeper :lol: No wonder he's angry all the time.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:54 am
by Bindi
Good to see our lad declared innocent, and allowed to play the next Test. Presumably the fine was to appease the braying Saffa mob.

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:59 am
by sorCrer
Here's what kicked it off.

https://youtu.be/Xqy4SZ6BIJA

Re: Proteas v Baggy Greens - 4 TEST SERIES Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:00 am
by Average Joe
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
_fatprop wrote:There is many a story of Tony Greig providing a master class in sledging for many years of playing Sydney club cricket

Sledging in Afrikaans ?
Probably something along the lines of "Nie die kant nie, daai kant" Being misconstrued as them calling him a cunt again.