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Chris that is. Twisted knee and out of the 6N

Fucker!

Sad for him - absolute unit and thought he looked quite effective vs Wales.

Might not get another chance now.

Presume Ringrose is nearly ready?

fuuuuuck


Munster NTHCSBH

Jaysus depth is really being tested this year. Have to feel for the guy after such a good showing. Ringrose into the breach.

Pretty decent replacement to be fair, assuming he's ready

hermie wrote:Jaysus depth is really being tested this year. Have to feel for the guy after such a good showing. Ringrose into the breach.

Poor guy very unlucky- wonder will they risk Ringrose against Scarlets now though he does need gametime.

My worst injury.

Played on the Saturday then the third team captain calls me up on Sunday morning.

"Can you turn out? We are short.

Stupid globus says " Oh, All Right".

Used to bullets firing into my chest from the 9.

I get a 9 who has not learned his trade. I get a Zeppelin.

The ruddy thing hung in the air so long I collected the entire back row.

Stupidly I tried to collect said ball when I should have just dropped to the ground.

Knee completely buggered and I'm off to Black Notley.

globus wrote:My worst injury.

Played on the Saturday then the third team captain calls me up on Sunday morning.

"Can you turn out? We are short.

Stupid globus says " Oh, All Right".

Used to bullets firing into my chest from the 9.

I get a 9 who has not learned his trade. I get a Zeppelin.

The ruddy thing hung in the air so long I collected the entire back row.

Stupidly I tried to collect said ball when I should have just dropped to the ground.

Knee completely buggered and I'm off to Black Notley.

So you were a prop forward in your salad days?

This is a whole new level of globussing

Probably best just to start another thread and leave him to this one.

Sissyfuss wrote:

globus wrote:My worst injury.

Played on the Saturday then the third team captain calls me up on Sunday morning.

"Can you turn out? We are short.

Stupid globus says " Oh, All Right".

Used to bullets firing into my chest from the 9.

I get a 9 who has not learned his trade. I get a Zeppelin.

The ruddy thing hung in the air so long I collected the entire back row.

Stupidly I tried to collect said ball when I should have just dropped to the ground.

Knee completely buggered and I'm off to Black Notley.

So you were a prop forward in your salad days?

Never played there. I did have a go at hooker in a charity match were the props were ladies.

But I'm totally a 10. And I used to boss the rest around.

I'm very proud of that because at school, we never lost a match.

He came,

He saw,

He conquered,

He went off into the sunset

Diego wrote:This is a whole new level of globussing

Wait till I get going properly.

globus wrote:

Sissyfuss wrote:

globus wrote:My worst injury.

Played on the Saturday then the third team captain calls me up on Sunday morning.

"Can you turn out? We are short.

Stupid globus says " Oh, All Right".

Used to bullets firing into my chest from the 9.

I get a 9 who has not learned his trade. I get a Zeppelin.

The ruddy thing hung in the air so long I collected the entire back row.

Stupidly I tried to collect said ball when I should have just dropped to the ground.

Knee completely buggered and I'm off to Black Notley.

So you were a prop forward in your salad days?

Never played there. I did have a go at hooker in a charity match were the props were ladies.

But I'm totally a 10. And I used to boss the rest around.

I'm very proud of that because at school, we never lost a match.

I'm pulling your leg! Were you ever selected for county honours or higher?

Clive Simms wrote:He came,

He saw,

He conquered,

He went off into the sunset

Nah. It's the Russian who wanted to get his children sailing.

He wanted to get his sons in the sailset.

FFS! I used to defend globus from a lot of his attacks but he is really piss takingly awful now. The whole routine is just sad and irritating.

I'm pulling your leg! Were you ever selected for county honours or higher?

A bit. I captained Norfolk and then a bit more. Mr Jeeps.

Underage England squad was it not?

eldanielfire wrote:FFS! I used to defend globus from a lot of his attacks but he is really piss takingly awful now. The whole routine is just sad and irritating.

Oh well. I just post from memory. Not terribly sad if you put me on ignore. You are not terribly entertaining.

nardol wrote:Underage England squad was it not?

Yep.

Luckycharmer wrote:

hermie wrote:Jaysus depth is really being tested this year. Have to feel for the guy after such a good showing. Ringrose into the breach.

Poor guy very unlucky- wonder will they risk Ringrose against Scarlets now though he does need gametime.

I'd imagine yes he will be risked. Sam Arnold is also in the squad and Scannell/Aki also an option.

That's a real shame for Farrell but he left a great impression and I don't doubt he'll be back on the test scene soon enough.

globus wrote:

eldanielfire wrote:FFS! I used to defend globus from a lot of his attacks but he is really piss takingly awful now. The whole routine is just sad and irritating.

Oh well. I just post from memory. Not terribly sad if you put me on ignore. You are not terribly entertaining.

Seriously globshite. This thread spamming bullshit of yours is painful. You ruin threads with your fantastist stories and narcissistic look at me schtick. Give it a rest and people might give you a bit more wiggle room for the story telling.

ScarfaceClaw wrote:

globus wrote:

eldanielfire wrote:FFS! I used to defend globus from a lot of his attacks but he is really piss takingly awful now. The whole routine is just sad and irritating.

Oh well. I just post from memory. Not terribly sad if you put me on ignore. You are not terribly entertaining.

Seriously globshite. This thread spamming bullshit of yours is painful. You ruin threads with your fantastist stories and narcissistic look at me schtick. Give it a rest and people might give you a bit more wiggle room for the story telling.

I bet you never played.

globus wrote:

ScarfaceClaw wrote:

globus wrote:

eldanielfire wrote:FFS! I used to defend globus from a lot of his attacks but he is really piss takingly awful now. The whole routine is just sad and irritating.

Oh well. I just post from memory. Not terribly sad if you put me on ignore. You are not terribly entertaining.

Seriously globshite. This thread spamming bullshit of yours is painful. You ruin threads with your fantastist stories and narcissistic look at me schtick. Give it a rest and people might give you a bit more wiggle room for the story telling.

I bet you never played.

Would it be as big a bet as your dad's infamous horse bet?

ScarfaceClaw wrote:

globus wrote:

ScarfaceClaw wrote:

globus wrote:

eldanielfire wrote:FFS! I used to defend globus from a lot of his attacks but he is really piss takingly awful now. The whole routine is just sad and irritating.

Oh well. I just post from memory. Not terribly sad if you put me on ignore. You are not terribly entertaining.

Seriously globshite. This thread spamming bullshit of yours is painful. You ruin threads with your fantastist stories and narcissistic look at me schtick. Give it a rest and people might give you a bit more wiggle room for the story telling.

I bet you never played.

Would it be as big a bet as your dad's infamous horse bet?

He bet on the ruddy thing. Bought my mother a Mini on the result, which I inherited, sold, bought another. Bored it out to 1275. Won a few at Snetterton.

Lies. Just Lies.

Getting sick of this, I am only familiar with Ireland and Wales Injury list.
Really beginning to think it's not worth it.

Its amusing how Globby winds people up to such extremes. He never insults anyone or denigrates an other.
He just talks about himself non-stop.

nardol wrote:Its amusing how Globby winds people up to such extremes. He never insults anyone or denigrates an other.
He just talks about himself non-stop.

They moan - but they keep engaging with him - that's why the threads get sandbagged.

I've no problem with him - he's never nasty, take it all with a pinch of salt - you all know he lacks a bit of self awareness in these situations - so stop complaining when you keep egging him on.

nardol wrote:Its amusing how Globby winds people up to such extremes. He never insults anyone or denigrates an other.
He just talks about himself non-stop.

He frequently insults and denigrates other people.

JM2K6 wrote:

nardol wrote:Its amusing how Globby winds people up to such extremes. He never insults anyone or denigrates an other.
He just talks about himself non-stop.

He frequently insults and denigrates other people.

Yep

Oh well. I just post from memory. Not terribly sad if you put me on ignore. You are not terribly entertaining.