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Rebecca White 86%  86%  [ 6 ]
Jacinda Ardern 14%  14%  [ 1 ]
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:16 am 
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One is the leader of a poxy island off the Australian coast and the other potentially the leader after tomorrow's election on that other poxy island off the Australian coast. I feel Rebecca White is the better looking sort as Ardern looks a bit horsey with those big choppers.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:34 am 
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Weird thing is Ardern apparently had an orthodontist. He should be taken out and shot.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:37 am 
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True Blue wrote:
Weird thing is Ardern apparently had an orthodontist. He should be taken out and shot.


Her teeth are straight, that's about all an orthodontist is concerned with. Are you thinking they should've used an angle grinder?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:39 am 
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Jay Cee Gee wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Weird thing is Ardern apparently had an orthodontist. He should be taken out and shot.


Her teeth are straight, that's about all an orthodontist is concerned with. Are you thinking they should've used an angle grinder?


Probably need a jackhammer and some explosives for her choppers.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:58 am 
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True Blue wrote:
Jay Cee Gee wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Weird thing is Ardern apparently had an orthodontist. He should be taken out and shot.


Her teeth are straight, that's about all an orthodontist is concerned with. Are you thinking they should've used an angle grinder?


Probably need a jackhammer and some explosives for her choppers.


Just some bigger lips to contain them


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:04 am 
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True Blue wrote:
Jay Cee Gee wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Weird thing is Ardern apparently had an orthodontist. He should be taken out and shot.


Her teeth are straight, that's about all an orthodontist is concerned with. Are you thinking they should've used an angle grinder?


Probably need a jackhammer and some explosives for her choppers.


I have a bunch of porcelain teeth including my front 6 top teeth (I was born with low tooth enamel cause of some antibiotics my mum was given when I was pregnant so I decided to get my front teeth capped a few years back). What they do is drill your teeth down and then mill a bit of porcelain into the desired shape and then bond it to the remains of your teeth with some special glue & a laser.

Anyway, the dentist (who looked worringly like Rutger Hauer) made a mould of what he proposed for my front teeth shape and it the teeth were just ludicrously big. I woldn't have been able to close my mouth without looking like I had a mouthguard in basically.

I went for some far smaller and less sparkly veneers as I didn't really fancy looking like the bastard child of Freddy Mercury and Barry Gibb.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:10 am 
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looks like she did the whole baby in office thing as well...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:23 am 
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Auckman wrote:
looks like she did the whole baby in office thing as well...

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Hmmm - mannish face. 2/10 would not impregnate.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:47 am 
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Can we just stick to the airbrushed Ardern on this forum please? We don't want another Helen Clark situation

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:18 am 
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naki wrote:
Can we just stick to the airbrushed Ardern on this forum please? We don't want another Helen Clark situation

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Damn, is that from the vogue shoot? Makes you wonder what other women they’ve photographed look like before the photoshoppers get busy.


Is the op author a bit dim? New Zealand is made up of three poxy islands , and Scott Johnson says his joke is too old to be out alone unsupervised.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:02 am 
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It’s not her teeth, it’s her upper jaw

She needed orthognathic surgery - probably a le fort 1 osteotomy in combination with some aggressive orthodontics


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She doesn't NEED anything just to fit into your little square brat.

That's how she was born


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:31 am 
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She doesn't NEED anything just to fit into your little square brat.

That's how she was born


Yeh ok ardern fanboi.. no NEED to defend her

I was just responding to previous posts about her teeth, pointing out the actual way to fix her prognathism


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Enzedder wrote:
She doesn't NEED anything just to fit into your little square brat.

That's how she was born

He is a dentist ffs :lol:


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c69 wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
She doesn't NEED anything just to fit into your little square brat.

That's how she was born

He is a dentist ffs :lol:


So he's in bed with Big Teeth* to try and sell us new teeth. Typical.


*as in the Tooth Industry, not Jacinda.


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c69 wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
She doesn't NEED anything just to fit into your little square brat.

That's how she was born

He is a dentist ffs :lol:


Maxfax now.. but yeh hardly going to resist that


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Another needy thread from Mungo Bob :thumbdown:


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