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Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:28 am
by Sards
I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:43 am
by Catman
If you have ever visited a vienna sausage factory, I can guarantee you will never eat one again x( x(

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:09 am
by Dimebag
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Only processed thing I eat is the Spar branded Cheese Grillers every now and then. Tried those yet? It's made by a German butcher here in KZN that we do business with. Very good actually. He now also does the cheese grillers with chilli in. Yum!

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:00 am
by Chilli
Dimebag wrote:
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Only processed thing I eat is the Spar branded Cheese Grillers every now and then. Tried those yet? It's made by a German butcher here in KZN that we do business with. Very good actually. He now also does the cheese grillers with chilli in. Yum!
Which butchery is that?

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:59 am
by Wilson's Toffee
Processed meat in South Africa (from these big firms) is mostly shit. You do not feed a kid such stuff, if you have something else available.

If you have to, heat the "meat" to more than 74Celsius, that will do the pasteurising trick. Unless rotten already, of course.

Note: Just for kicks, I bought a pack of Enterprise viennas, ate one raw.
I almost puked, but that was from the taste.
My stomach can handle the worst bugs possible, I am sure, even the old Army "jippo guts" used to have a hard time affecting me ...

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:02 am
by Sandstorm
FFS kids these days are so pampered they don’t even get fed a bit of processed pork anymore?

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:12 am
by Wilson's Toffee
Sandstorm wrote:FFS kids these days are so pampered they don’t even get fed a bit of processed pork anymore?

It is not really pork. Google "white slime" x(

https://www.iol.co.za/business-report/e ... k-13603417

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:24 am
by Wilson's Toffee

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:29 am
by houtkabouter
Bought a 3kg sausage maker like this one https://www.expondo.co.uk/royal-caterin ... zwQAvD_BwE

With a variety of nozels, I get the skins online and make my own.

Delicious.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:32 am
by beachboy
Never ate polony again after my army service. We used to get a thick slice/wedge of the stuff regularly for lunch when I was in the army in Walvis Bay. They were un-affectionately called Elephant Virgins and that stuck with me. The taste was pretty awful.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:35 am
by Chips
You bloke's don't know what processed is.

Try eating a Richmond's Sausage. The Irish Recipe...


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Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:37 am
by Jeff the Bear
If you're sausage isn't made of at least 50% eyelids and arseholes, it's not a proper sausage.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:46 am
by Wilson's Toffee
Jeff the Bear wrote:If you're sausage isn't made of at least 50% eyelids and arseholes, it's not a proper sausage.

We ran out of arseholes. They substituted with haemorrhoids and foreskins.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:39 am
by Bullettyme
I've never had polony before, despite being a broke ass student for a few years in Cape Town. I have to admit I did like viennas (it took me ages to realise Vienna = Wien in German), particularly chopped up in a bowl of instant noodles. Russians were nice to slice and to put on a grilled cheese.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:58 am
by Average Joe
Bunch of snobs on here. I eat what I get. There's no taste a bit of All Gold cant fix.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:44 am
by Sards
Average Joe wrote:Bunch of snobs on here. I eat what I get. There's no taste a bit of All Gold cant fix.
:lol:

Not snobs I don't think...the internet and social media has made us more aware of everything

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:46 am
by Sards
Jeff the Bear wrote:If you're sausage isn't made of at least 50% eyelids and arseholes, it's not a proper sausage.

Seriously....* puke *

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:54 am
by RuggaBugga
Stay safe boets :shock: :uhoh:

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:48 pm
by Dimebag
Chilli wrote:
Dimebag wrote:
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Only processed thing I eat is the Spar branded Cheese Grillers every now and then. Tried those yet? It's made by a German butcher here in KZN that we do business with. Very good actually. He now also does the cheese grillers with chilli in. Yum!
Which butchery is that?
Freys

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:53 pm
by Sandstorm
Bullettyme wrote: Russians were nice to slice
Russian sausages are a huge step up in quality and taste from a vienna or a piece of polony. :thumbup:

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:53 pm
by backrow
SA has got such great meat and fish, at such cheap prices (to a Pom), I'm amazed anyone would eat processed meats out there.

your Polony, viennas, sausages - are all quite meh tbh, boerewors is lovely though.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:55 pm
by troglodiet
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Sandstorm wrote:FFS kids these days are so pampered they don’t even get fed a bit of processed pork anymore?

It is not really pork. Google "white slime" x(

https://www.iol.co.za/business-report/e ... k-13603417


I can't help but thinking there was a MAJOR misunderstanding somewhere.

"I can get you some white sh!t from South America for under R 4 per kilo".

The idiot thinking he's getting the best deal ever probably had plans to make a killing re-selling at the Oscar Awards.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:22 pm
by Calculus
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Sandstorm wrote:FFS kids these days are so pampered they don’t even get fed a bit of processed pork anymore?

It is not really pork. Google "white slime" x(

https://www.iol.co.za/business-report/e ... k-13603417

x( I’d rather eat offal than that shit.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:28 pm
by Chips
We should all be eating ostrich meat anyway, it's healthier, cheaper to produce, quicker to grow and less environmentally damaging as farting beef.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:00 pm
by OupaStruisbaai
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Tiger is our opposition. Boycott or die.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:02 pm
by OupaStruisbaai
There is no better meat in the world like a good old Karroo lamb saddle chop.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:03 pm
by Chilli
Unless in Europe I don't eat processed meat.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:06 pm
by OupaStruisbaai
Chilli wrote:Unless in Europe I don't eat processed meat.
UK's red meat taste like kak. I wont even go to their processed meat. I am not sure if its Eastern European meat.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:08 pm
by Laurent
OomPB wrote:
Chilli wrote:Unless in Europe I don't eat processed meat.
UK's red meat taste like kak. I wont even go to their processed meat. I am not sure if its Eastern European meat.
that or kiwi ... :twisted:

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:09 pm
by sorCrer
Dimebag wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Dimebag wrote:
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Only processed thing I eat is the Spar branded Cheese Grillers every now and then. Tried those yet? It's made by a German butcher here in KZN that we do business with. Very good actually. He now also does the cheese grillers with chilli in. Yum!
Which butchery is that?
Freys

Lol. Was at school with this lot.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:16 pm
by zippy
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
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Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:21 pm
by Sards
Sandstorm wrote:
Bullettyme wrote: Russians were nice to slice
Russian sausages are a huge step up in quality and taste from a vienna or a piece of polony. :thumbup:
But does it make a good Gatsby

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:23 pm
by Sandstorm
zippy wrote:
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Finbarr Saunders approves of this post!
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:lol:

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:34 pm
by troglodiet
sorCrer wrote:
Dimebag wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Dimebag wrote:
Sards wrote:I have never liked polony. Far too processed for me. And can't stand the vienna's either. I did like the cheese russians but that's all a thing of the past. Who's for a Polony Gatsby .

Thankfully my taste in sausage meant that my kids never got to eat the Enterprise stuff. It used to be imported German sausage and now I use a local Eastern Cape farmer. He guarantees none of the offall and additives normally found in products and you can really taste the difference. I get a shipment every month from him ( in fact he will deliver today) and his prices are really good. And my kids love his salami and cheese russians. His mince is also outstanding. When we have burger night we only use his mince. And in cottage pie you can really taste the difference.

So how has Enterprises disaster affected your families Klingons
Only processed thing I eat is the Spar branded Cheese Grillers every now and then. Tried those yet? It's made by a German butcher here in KZN that we do business with. Very good actually. He now also does the cheese grillers with chilli in. Yum!
Which butchery is that?
Freys

Lol. Was at school with this lot.

I bought from Frey's a couple of times when on holiday. Decided it's better to buy meat at Pick & Pay than Frey's, which says something.


For me, Bluff in Toti is the one to go to.

There used to be a butcher way down south, close to Mac Banana's....some obscure little butchery in the middle of somewhere and nowhere, which had awesome Boerewors, biltong and droëwors. Rest of their meat was okayish though.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:34 am
by Dimebag
troglodiet wrote:
I bought from Frey's a couple of times when on holiday. Decided it's better to buy meat at Pick & Pay than Frey's, which says something.


For me, Bluff in Toti is the one to go to.

There used to be a butcher way down south, close to Mac Banana's....some obscure little butchery in the middle of somewhere and nowhere, which had awesome Boerewors, biltong and droëwors. Rest of their meat was okayish though.
This is a different brother from the one running Michael Frey's butchery. He operates from Cato Ridge Abattoir.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:35 am
by Dimebag
sorCrer wrote:

Lol. Was at school with this lot.
Small world. We're doing business with Walter.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:19 am
by Brumbie_Steve
Chips wrote:We should all be eating ostrich meat anyway, it's healthier, cheaper to produce, quicker to grow and less environmentally damaging as farting beef.
Harder to catch though.

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:59 am
by Chilli

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:04 pm
by Sards
* this message was deleted because it contains polony *

Re: Sausage and polony bandits

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:23 pm
by argus
Friend brought some home made deer sausage last night

Will cook later and give my feedback