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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:57 pm 
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#1 long itchy nostril hairs that cause you to pass out when you pluck them


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:59 pm 
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#1 long itchy nostril hairs that cause you to pass out when you pluck them


I've a nose trimmer. Great so they are.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:00 pm 
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Hangovers lasting 2-3 days x(


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:01 pm 
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It's the thin ones embedded in soft skin that are the problem. The thick ones come out easily enough.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:04 pm 
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Your arse disappears.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:12 pm 
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That your balls will end up resembling two breaker marbles in a tube sock....and that you might accidentally sit on your own balls whilst getting seated in an airplane seat :shock:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:28 pm 
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That your balls will end up resembling two breaker marbles in a tube sock....and that you might accidentally sit on your own balls whilst getting seated in an airplane seat :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah, the oldies "Gotcha" moment

(There's a worse one to come involving danglies and loose underwear)


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:34 pm 
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Hangovers lasting 2-3 days x(


You're not practising enough.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:58 pm 
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Itchy bell ends in meetings


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Erections last much longer after 40 and you start to be much more self confident and tell naysayers to feck off


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:13 pm 
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HighKingLeinster wrote:
Hangovers lasting 2-3 days x(

Man up petal


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:17 pm 
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Your arse disappears.


Squats and deadlifts are your friend

Otherwise you are going to have to get someone to help you get off the shitter when you get older


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:25 pm 
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You go to as many funerals as weddings


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:25 pm 
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chicharino wrote:
That your balls will end up resembling two breaker marbles in a tube sock....and that you might accidentally sit on your own balls whilst getting seated in an airplane seat :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:30 pm 
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Your knees cease to function meaning just getting up in the morning is a challenge


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Your arse disappears.


Squats and deadlifts are your friend

Otherwise you are going to have to get someone to help you get off the shitter when you get older


and you are continually recovering from injury


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argus wrote:
message #2527204 wrote:
Your arse disappears.


Squats and deadlifts are your friend

Otherwise you are going to have to get someone to help you get off the shitter when you get older


and you are continually recovering from injury


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Your knees cease to function meaning just getting up in the morning is a challenge


..and your hips. Makes squats and deadlifts a little more difficult.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:35 pm 
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You make the same noise sitting down as getting up..


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:39 pm 
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What about turkey neck? When your neck skin becomes saggy and wrinkly.

I supppose baldness and / or grey hair.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:50 pm 
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Erections last much longer after 40 (and harder and harder to get every year AFTER 65 :(( ) and you start to be much more self confident and tell naysayers to feck off


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:03 pm 
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message #2527204 wrote:
_fatprop wrote:
argus wrote:
message #2527204 wrote:
Your arse disappears.


Squats and deadlifts are your friend

Otherwise you are going to have to get someone to help you get off the shitter when you get older


and you are continually recovering from injury


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Your knees cease to function meaning just getting up in the morning is a challenge


..and your hips. Makes squats and deadlifts a little more difficult.


May as well throw in the towel and slide into a pair of Depends then


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:10 pm 
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argus wrote:
message #2527204 wrote:
_fatprop wrote:
argus wrote:
message #2527204 wrote:
Your arse disappears.


Squats and deadlifts are your friend

Otherwise you are going to have to get someone to help you get off the shitter when you get older


and you are continually recovering from injury


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Your knees cease to function meaning just getting up in the morning is a challenge


..and your hips. Makes squats and deadlifts a little more difficult.


May as well throw in the towel and slide into a pair of Depends then

:o ... Not at that stage...yet. But it doesn't get any better, I hear.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:16 pm 
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You hope that when you fart that its a fart......

Your arm get shorter making shoe lace tying fun.....

You need a bucket to put all you plastic bits in....teeth, glasses, hearing aide, etc

Get used to setting alarms off at the airport with your prosthetic hip......

Reading till 4am till youre tired enough to go to sleep.....

Combing your hair in front of a selfie instead of a mirror.......

Two walks a night......

Gout when you eat snhellfish and drink red wine or port.....

Forgetting where you put tye post it to remind you to do something.....

Doing quizes and a crosswrd with mr google.....

Having to use a rubber kneeler when gardening......

.............and rembering to take your pills each day.

But its great to be alive seeing what you kids and grandkids are up to.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:42 pm 
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Well at 38 I'm not really old yet, but I have noticed a few things in the last 5 years or so. Longer recovery times, a few skin blemishes, and just a bit slower off the mark when playing sport.

Oh yeah, and some hairs in my ear. Wtf


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:49 pm 
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Well at 38 I'm not really old yet, but I have noticed a few things in the last 5 years or so. Longer recovery times, a few skin blemishes, and just a bit slower off the mark when playing sport.

Oh yeah, and some hairs in my ear. Wtf


They're not the only orifices so inflicted. You have been warned.

38 is a bit early for that, though. :uhoh:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:57 pm 
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Ear hairs. Ear hairs that become bristly and long if not given regular attention.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:58 pm 
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Waking up and parts of you are already achy. WTAF?

Tolerance for alcohol decreases and it takes longer to recover from hangovers


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:59 pm 
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Uncle Fester wrote:
#1 long itchy nostril hairs that cause you to pass out when you pluck them


:lol: :lol: :blush: The very thing I was doing as I opened the thread


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:08 pm 
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Waking up and parts of you are already achy. WTAF?

Tolerance for alcohol decreases and it takes longer to recover from hangovers


Yes. Two day hangovers are a regular occurance. Occasionally three day :(( I get that weird terrible night sleep when I'm hungover now, and wake up the next day feeling as bad as I did the day before.


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Luckily haven't been afflicted with any of these scourges yet given I am still in the first flush of youth.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:11 pm 
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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:14 pm 
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Ted. wrote:
True Blue wrote:
Well at 38 I'm not really old yet, but I have noticed a few things in the last 5 years or so. Longer recovery times, a few skin blemishes, and just a bit slower off the mark when playing sport.

Oh yeah, and some hairs in my ear. Wtf


They're not the only orifices so inflicted. You have been warned.

38 is a bit early for that, though. :uhoh:


I concur. TB is going to end up one of those bald auld fuckers with what looks like black parsley growing out of their ears.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:15 pm 
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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?


Same bogs as Yeeb. Change your vocation.


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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?


Horse liniment nails that real quick. :nod:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:16 pm 
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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?

Avoid sitting down for long periods of time. It's the sweat mate, the acid sweat.


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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?
I give the twig and berries a good dusting of corn starch baby powder in the morning and pack a bit in the ass crack as well to cut down on any chaffing.


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Ted. wrote:
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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?


Horse liniment nails that real quick. :nod:


Isn’t that for horses?
Or maybe I should have said I have a horse friend who has an itch problem.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:20 pm 
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YOYO wrote:
Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?


Pharmacist will give you something for jock rot. And lay off the immac.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:20 pm 
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On the plus side, when you hit a nice tuft with the trimmer the noise of evil hair being mangled is very satisfying.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:22 pm 
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YOYO wrote:
Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?

Avoid sitting down for long periods of time. It's the sweat mate, the acid sweat.


Any old white witches remedy to cure it? Or do I just need to stitch in ventilation to my leg garments?

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Probably not an older age thing but itchy groin and ballsack. Any solution apart from amputation?
I give the twig and berries a good dusting of corn starch baby powder in the morning and pack a bit in the ass crack as well to cut down on any chaffing.


Corn starch baby powder.. interesting. I’m seeing myself like Ross from Friends after he tries to get his skin tight black leather jeans off when entertaining a lady friend. Sounds messy.


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