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Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:33 am
by bessantj
globus wrote:
lorcanoworms wrote:Anyone ever had a stress test done on the treadmill? going for one on Tuesday.
I have, as part of a BUPA test. Had the full nine yards.
Good news lorcano you don't have to run far.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:49 am
by Wilson's Toffee
Rinkals wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Gwenno wrote:You can chat to young receptionists and nurses, and if you do it in a friendly avuncular way they like you cos you remind them of their dad
The older and more cranky I get, the more popular I am with young (and older) women ..
Strange.
:lol:

I think that has less to do with their perception and more to do with yours.

Ah, jealousy ... such a gracious thing..

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:56 am
by globus
bessantj wrote:
globus wrote:
lorcanoworms wrote:Anyone ever had a stress test done on the treadmill? going for one on Tuesday.
I have, as part of a BUPA test. Had the full nine yards.
Good news lorcano you don't have to run far.
You do on the treadmill test. The good news is that you don't take off.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:13 am
by Gwenno
Gwenno wrote:You can chat to young receptionists and nurses, and if you do it in a friendly avuncular way they like you cos you remind them of their dad
I should point out that I mean FEMALE receptionists and nurses in my case.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:53 am
by Rinkals
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Rinkals wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Gwenno wrote:You can chat to young receptionists and nurses, and if you do it in a friendly avuncular way they like you cos you remind them of their dad
The older and more cranky I get, the more popular I am with young (and older) women ..
Strange.
:lol:

I think that has less to do with their perception and more to do with yours.

Ah, jealousy ... such a gracious thing..
Not at all.

There's a saying: there's no fool like an old fool, and I suspect it's quite apt in your case.

The notion of elderly men thinking that they are somehow attractive to young women (or even not-so-young women) is frankly a little pathetic. More so if they mistake that emotion for jealousy.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:00 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
Rinkals wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Rinkals wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Gwenno wrote:You can chat to young receptionists and nurses, and if you do it in a friendly avuncular way they like you cos you remind them of their dad
The older and more cranky I get, the more popular I am with young (and older) women ..
Strange.
:lol:

I think that has less to do with their perception and more to do with yours.

Ah, jealousy ... such a gracious thing..
Not at all.

There's a saying: there's no fool like an old fool, and I suspect it's quite apt in your case.

The notion of elderly men thinking that they are somehow attractive to young women (or even not-so-young women) is frankly a little pathetic. More so if they mistake that emotion for jealousy.

It is YOUR emotions I find quite amusing.
And your preconceived ideas and opinions that rule your .. thought process ?

Quite predictable, actually.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:05 pm
by globus
I'm quite surprised at the number of ladies, much younger than me, who want to chat me up!

But I don't look my age, dress reasonably smartly and can engage in conversation nicely.

The Management keeps me on track. There's no way I'll stray.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:09 pm
by happyhooker
Gwenno wrote:
Gwenno wrote:You can chat to young receptionists and nurses, and if you do it in a friendly avuncular way they like you cos you remind them of their dad
I should point out that I mean FEMALE receptionists and nurses in my case.
Are you sure?

How's the eyesight/hearing holding up?

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:09 pm
by Rinkals
You're the one coming on boasting about how attractive you are to young women.

All I said was that I suspected that it was more your perception rather than any real admiration from the fair sex.

However, I honestly don't care, and am quite happy for you to continue to wallow in your illusion.

I consider it unlikely that it has any grounding in reality, but even if it does, the subject certainly holds no interest for me.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:11 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
globus wrote:I'm quite surprised at the number of ladies, much younger than me, who want to chat me up!

But I don't look my age, dress reasonably smartly and can engage in conversation nicely.

The Management keeps me on track. There's no way I'll stray.

Ja ? Not enough ... motivation ? Or lacking .. energy ...?

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:13 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
Rinkals wrote:You're the one coming on boasting about how attractive you are to young women.

All I said was that I suspected that it was more your perception rather than any real admiration from the fair sex.

However, I honestly don't care, and am quite happy for you to continue to wallow in your illusion.

I consider it unlikely that it has any grounding in reality, but even if it does, the subject certainly holds no interest for me.

Just cuddled a woman's bottom. Nice ...


Oh, it was my wife's .. must be getting old, not to notice earlier ... .

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:19 pm
by Gwenno
happyhooker wrote:
Gwenno wrote:
Gwenno wrote:You can chat to young receptionists and nurses, and if you do it in a friendly avuncular way they like you cos you remind them of their dad
I should point out that I mean FEMALE receptionists and nurses in my case.
Are you sure?

How's the eyesight/hearing holding up?
Suppose it doesn't matter either way as I'm not planning on shagging them anyway.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:19 pm
by backrow
you know you getting older when you notice the teachers in Cardigans rather than the (legal aged just to be clear) schoolgirls

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:20 pm
by globus
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
globus wrote:I'm quite surprised at the number of ladies, much younger than me, who want to chat me up!

But I don't look my age, dress reasonably smartly and can engage in conversation nicely.

The Management keeps me on track. There's no way I'll stray.

Ja ? Not enough ... motivation ? Or lacking .. energy ...?
Fear!

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:49 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
globus wrote:
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
globus wrote:I'm quite surprised at the number of ladies, much younger than me, who want to chat me up!

But I don't look my age, dress reasonably smartly and can engage in conversation nicely.

The Management keeps me on track. There's no way I'll stray.

Ja ? Not enough ... motivation ? Or lacking .. energy ...?
Fear!

:lol:

Honest man.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:05 pm
by lorcanoworms
Had that stress test and not a lot showed up, they are going to do an angiogram next week.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:09 pm
by Sandstorm
backrow wrote:you know you getting older when you notice the teachers in Cardigans rather than the (legal aged just to be clear) schoolgirls
Or you see a pretty young schoolgirl and think: "Hmmm....her Mum is probably around 35 now and I reckon she could be hot!"

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:12 pm
by globus
lorcanoworms wrote:Had that stress test and not a lot showed up, the are going to do an angiogram next week.
Good luck. I had one as part of my BUPA test. It's painless really.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:21 pm
by lorcanoworms
globus wrote:
lorcanoworms wrote:Had that stress test and not a lot showed up, the are going to do an angiogram next week.
Good luck. I had one as part of my BUPA test. It's painless really.
Painless now days I hear.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:38 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
Sandstorm wrote:
backrow wrote:you know you getting older when you notice the teachers in Cardigans rather than the (legal aged just to be clear) schoolgirls
Or you see a pretty young schoolgirl and think: "Hmmm....her Mum is probably around 35 now and I reckon she could be hot!"

Watched a school girl in civvies, at the rugby, the other day, thought she was quite fit and grownup. Was ashamed, actually ... :blush:

Then her daughter arrived from the pavillion, "Hello Maaa !!"

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:57 pm
by redderneck
When you redefine a good night's sleep as anyone you wake up from.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:17 pm
by globus
Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:22 pm
by globus
Image

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:01 pm
by Diego
That is absolute peak globus.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:04 pm
by globus
Diego wrote:That is absolute peak globus.
It's a ruddy mountain to climb!

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:05 pm
by sewa
In ireland we have a system where you pay the same amount regardless of age / existing medical conditions. I am assuming that´s not the same in the UK then or is it just that its the gold plated package?

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:08 pm
by backrow
lolz, paying for you kids & grandkids healthcare !
thought you said they were successful ?

tbh they sound like a bunch of spazzo leech plums who get you to bump off relatives so they can get nice houses, cars and now healthcare.

seriously, you need to take a big step away from this place, nobody cares about your family, your money, your made up claims and cars and boats and shite - you just like the fat annoying kid at school that everyone hates yet claiming "oh they are my friends" despite them telling you all the time 'go away globus we don't like you'

just how sad are you to post a BUPA renewal ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

its probably about £500 for the health, and 8k for the mental bills you incur by being an utter mental lying bellend nutcase

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:11 pm
by globus
It's not a claim. It's an invoice. Goodbye Yeeb. You just don't get it at all.

You are simply jealous.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:12 pm
by globus
You must stop abusing a fellow poster Yeeb. It is not allowed on here and it's not what I expect from a Rugby player.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:12 pm
by Gwenno
backrow wrote:lolz, paying for you kids & grandkids healthcare !
thought you said they were successful ?

tbh they sound like a bunch of spazzo leech plums who get you to bump off relatives so they can get nice houses, cars and now healthcare.

seriously, you need to take a big step away from this place, nobody cares about your family, your money, your made up claims and cars and boats and shite - you just like the fat annoying kid at school that everyone hates yet claiming "oh they are my friends" despite them telling you all the time 'go away globus we don't like you'

just how sad are you to post a BUPA renewal ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

its probably about £500 for the health, and 8k for the mental bills you incur by being an utter mental lying bellend nutcase
It would be nice to hear someone say that he looks old for his age, and women find him less attractive now than when he was younger, and they didn't find him very attractive then, either. I would a respect a man like that, for his honesty, or modesty.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:16 pm
by GWO2
The more I read on this thread, the better I feel. I`ve lead a pretty full life, abusing my body in all manners of way over the years, but, I am pleased to see that after reading about you lot, apart from some natural wear and tear and a diagnosis of COPD (which is a bit debilitating) at 72 I seem to be very healthy compared to a lot of you. :lol:

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:21 pm
by globus
GWO2 wrote:The more I read on this thread, the better I feel. I`ve lead a pretty full life, abusing my body in all manners of way over the years, but, I am pleased to see that after reading about you lot, apart from some natural wear and tear and a diagnosis of COPD (which is a bit debilitating) at 72 I seem to be very healthy compared to a lot of you. :lol:
I'm pleased for you. The number of things my Rugby career has thrown up are mounting.

Looks like I shall need a few vertebra fusing and a new right hip to go with the left one.

That's why I fork out a lot of money on Healthcare. I don't want to get in the NHS queue. I've a specialist appointment shortly and won't have to queue in the corridor for hours like my neighbour did.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:34 pm
by Stevus55
globus wrote:Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.

Choose to.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:36 pm
by argus
Stevus55 wrote:
globus wrote:Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.

Choose to.
So the am ignorant but does the NHS not cover / provide health insurance

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:38 pm
by Stevus55
argus wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:
globus wrote:Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.

Choose to.
So the am ignorant but does the NHS not cover / provide health insurance
I think private insurance allows you to bypass the plebs on trolleys in the hallways and go to the head of the queue.

Anyway, I thought the full Bupa coverage was all part of the famous Globus golden handshake retirement package that he has mentioned once or twice.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:39 pm
by argus
Stevus55 wrote:
argus wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:
globus wrote:Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.

Choose to.
So the am ignorant but does the NHS not cover / provide health insurance
I think private insurance allows you to bypass the plebs on trolleys in the hallways and go to the head of the queue.

Anyway, I thought the full Bupa coverage was all part of the famous Globus golden handshake retirement package that he has mentioned once or twice.
Cheers

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:39 pm
by globus
Stevus55 wrote:
globus wrote:Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.
Choose to.
Fair point. I do choose to do so as I want them to get a good start in life like I was given.

You cannot take your money with you and I get enormous pleasure from helping out.

As it happens they are doing rather well now and it looks as though I'll just shell out for family holidays, take them sailing and get them into music.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:41 pm
by globus
Stevus55 wrote:
argus wrote:
Stevus55 wrote:
globus wrote:Healthcare. Look at the cost from my bill below. I also have to pay The Managements and basic cover for the kiddiwinks and the grand kiddiwinks.

Choose to.
So the am ignorant but does the NHS not cover / provide health insurance
I think private insurance allows you to bypass the plebs on trolleys in the hallways and go to the head of the queue.

Anyway, I thought the full Bupa coverage was all part of the famous Globus golden handshake retirement package that he has mentioned once or twice.
That sadly stopped a few years back but I've kept the cover going.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:56 pm
by globus
Forgetfulness. This includes all sorts of things. I am instructed by The Management to go to Waitrose to buy certain items. I should have written out a list but thought I had it in my head.

Result? Another trip to Waitrose, which thankfully is just down the road.

Re: Stuff they don't tell you about getting older

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:23 pm
by sorCrer
Well I ran (walked a bit too) 100km's over the weekend and then polished a bottle of Brandy on Sunday evening so all is still good.