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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:34 pm 
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What kind of sick animal doesn't wear gloves during sex?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:37 pm 
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What kind of sick animal doesn't wear gloves during sex?

And scarves of th finest silk.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:18 am 
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So who raised these millennials that cannot change a tyre and are afraid of touching raw meat?

Could it be the 60-something parents that were so self absorbed with their career and lives they couldn't teach their kids basic life skills?

The answer is yes.

Worst generation EVAR


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:21 am 
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I'm constantly touching my meat. No wonder it's a bit raw.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:23 am 
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They also sell apple slices in plastic packets now. Imagine that! I'm not joking, Tesco's and Sainsbury's both sell them.



McDonalds have been doing that for ages over here. Plenty of people my age and older need to have the crusts cut off their sandwiches. Every generation has such quirks (probably except The Greatest Gen ... hard as, they were)


Scary thought re: sex. They say millennials are learning all about it from porn. :uhoh:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:28 am 
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Nieghorn wrote:
englishchief wrote:
They also sell apple slices in plastic packets now. Imagine that! I'm not joking, Tesco's and Sainsbury's both sell them.



McDonalds have been doing that for ages over here. Plenty of people my age and older need to have the crusts cut off their sandwiches. Every generation has such quirks (probably except The Greatest Gen ... hard as, they were)


Scary thought re: sex. They say millennials are learning all about it from porn. :uhoh:


That's because it makes your hair curly and gives you aids


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:52 am 
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Nieghorn wrote:
englishchief wrote:
They also sell apple slices in plastic packets now. Imagine that! I'm not joking, Tesco's and Sainsbury's both sell them.



McDonalds have been doing that for ages over here. Plenty of people my age and older need to have the crusts cut off their sandwiches. Every generation has such quirks (probably except The Greatest Gen ... hard as, they were)


Scary thought re: sex. They say millennials are learning all about it from porn. :uhoh:



Better to learn it from girls.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:57 am 
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You realise that most millenials are in or are rapidly approaching their 30s right ? :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:59 am 
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You realise that most millenials are in or are rapidly approaching their 30s right ? :lol:


Pretty sure you can actually be in your late thirties (38) and still be a millennial. Cut off is born in 1980 iirc.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:03 am 
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Millennial = any irritating person who happens to be younger than me.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:06 am 
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Zakar wrote:
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I made a lamb roast last night, then used the bones to make stock. Got to massage the rosemarylive oil and garlic into the flesh for the best flavour.

So, therefore this article is wrong.


It was pre-cooked lamb though wasn't it? If not, thats really dirty mate.


I cooked it.


cooked or heated it? :roll:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:10 am 
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Margin_Walker wrote:
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You realise that most millenials are in or are rapidly approaching their 30s right ? :lol:


Pretty sure you can actually be in your late thirties (38) and still be a millennial. Cut off is born in 1980 iirc.

Too early. 1985 is when the first soft cocks were born.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:20 am 
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Sandstorm wrote:
Margin_Walker wrote:
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You realise that most millenials are in or are rapidly approaching their 30s right ? :lol:


Pretty sure you can actually be in your late thirties (38) and still be a millennial. Cut off is born in 1980 iirc.

Too early. 1985 is when the first soft cocks were born.


You did your Army when ? 1984 ?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:21 am 
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Sandstorm wrote:
Margin_Walker wrote:
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You realise that most millenials are in or are rapidly approaching their 30s right ? :lol:


Pretty sure you can actually be in your late thirties (38) and still be a millennial. Cut off is born in 1980 iirc.

Too early. 1985 is when the first soft cocks were born.


Plenty of sociologists say 80. Others say 83. It's almost like it's a soft as fudge science and any indication that your personality is predictible based on your year of birth is Chinese Astrology.


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_fatprop wrote:
Zakar wrote:
Farva wrote:
Zakar wrote:
I made a lamb roast last night, then used the bones to make stock. Got to massage the rosemarylive oil and garlic into the flesh for the best flavour.

So, therefore this article is wrong.


It was pre-cooked lamb though wasn't it? If not, thats really dirty mate.


I cooked it.


cooked or heated it? :roll:


Cooked from raw chief.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:53 am 
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frillage wrote:
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Millennials also being the ones who bought you this:

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Millennials, simultaneously not touching raw meat while not cooking meat properly.



You can eat some chicken rare or even raw.


In the same way as you can eat raw pork, but its best if you met the actual animal that day and know something of its history.


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