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Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:02 am
by assfly
Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:09 am
by Dark
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Waving round a boom in front of a giraffe is pretty up there in dumb tbf

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:10 am
by kiwigreg369
That's what Steve Irwin said ... .preceded by crikey...

KG

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:22 am
by assfly
Dark wrote:Waving round a boom in front of a giraffe is pretty up there in dumb tbf
Perhaps in hindsight, but it sounds like it should have been used to being filmed.

I thought the point of a Darwin Award is a death that happened in the most outrageous circumstances.

Giraffes are generally quite docile animals. Giraffe Manor is down the road from where I live and we regularly take our kids there to feed the giraffes.

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Disclaimer: not my family in picture. We are much better looking.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:31 am
by Bullettyme
That's a very unfortunate way to go, they seem pretty tame at times.

Having said that when I was safariing one time we came across two having a fight. Really strange to watch, two giraffes standing side by side taking turns to do a big looping headbutt into each others chest. But the sound from the headbutts was something else.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:32 am
by Dark
Fair call

Depends on how much the know about giraffes I guess and didn't think a boom would look like another giraffe.

Because giraffes stake dominance by smacking their necks together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60SZ7Hk0wdQ

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 9:50 am
by Anonymous 1
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Not a Darwin in a million years.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 10:01 am
by ScarfaceClaw
assfly wrote:
Dark wrote:Waving round a boom in front of a giraffe is pretty up there in dumb tbf
Perhaps in hindsight, but it sounds like it should have been used to being filmed.

I thought the point of a Darwin Award is a death that happened in the most outrageous circumstances.

Giraffes are generally quite docile animals. Giraffe Manor is down the road from where I live and we regularly take our kids there to feed the giraffes.

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Disclaimer: not my family in picture. We are much better looking.
My wife has wanted to go to Giraffe Manor for many years.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 10:04 am
by assfly
ScarfaceClaw wrote:My wife has wanted to go to Giraffe Manor for many years.
It's lovely, but somewhat overpriced. They really cash in on the "once in a lifetime" idea behind it.

For anyone looking for a nostalgic experience of colonial Kenya, it's a must.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 10:15 am
by MungoMan
Dark wrote:
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Waving round a boom in front of a giraffe is pretty up there in dumb tbf
Yeah I'm onboard with that. Dumbcúnts gotta dumbcúnt.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 10:16 am
by Crash_12
Less a Darwin, mich more an Irwin.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 10:21 am
by Turbogoat
Anonymous. wrote:
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Not a Darwin in a million years.
He did ignore the safety instructions and not treat a bloody great giraffe as though it was a wild animal. Might not have been oblivious as the Japanese tourists who attempted to sit on a Hippo, though.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 10:29 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Turbogoat wrote:
Anonymous. wrote:
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Not a Darwin in a million years.
He did ignore the safety instructions and not treat a bloody great giraffe as though it was a wild animal. Might not have been oblivious as the Japanese tourists who attempted to sit on a Hippo, though.
I take it that didn’t end well.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 7:03 pm
by fishfoodie
YOYO wrote:Not as bad as this poor guy. Awful way to go.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 35806.html
One thing I'm starting to appreciate about smart phones, is they're usefulness is culling out the less smart members of the human race.

The whole selfie thing is remarkable efficient at wiping out whole swaths of cretins :thumbup:

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 7:08 pm
by frillage
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Father of two can't get a Darwin award. (unless takes the kids with him)

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 7:17 pm
by Lacrobat
frillage wrote:
assfly wrote:Not sure if it's a Darwin Award candidate. It's a tragic accident involving an animal that may would consider to be quite tame.
Father of two can't get a Darwin award. (unless takes the kids with him)
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Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 7:44 pm
by Enzedder
Crash_12 wrote:Less a Darwin, mich more an Irwin.

I agree - both had already bred and spread the stupid.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 8:59 pm
by Nieghorn
With the power of cameras today, the quality of pics and photoshop, why would anyone even need a 'closeup'?

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 12:00 am
by jolindien
Nieghorn wrote:With the power of cameras today, the quality of pics and photoshop, why would anyone even need a 'closeup'?
niegh, would anyone need a pic whatsoever, with a dangerous shit, at all...

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 1:14 am
by True Blue
Wasn't there some kiwi lady that took a swim in some croc infested lake in Queensland and was eaten for her troubles? Terrible way to go but you have to wonder what the hell she was thinking.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 3:19 am
by comets
fishfoodie wrote:
YOYO wrote:Not as bad as this poor guy. Awful way to go.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 35806.html
One thing I'm starting to appreciate about smart phones, is they're usefulness is culling out the less smart members of the human race.

The whole selfie thing is remarkable efficient at wiping out whole swaths of cretins :thumbup:
i have seen a few dozen of those vids (gore) on multiple sites where an idiot with a phone gets killed because he was wither not paying attention or trying to take selfies with dangerous animals..

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:39 pm
by Last Line
Another mobile phone selfie attempt goes wrong....

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From SkyNews
A British woman and her Australian partner have fallen to their deaths while taking a selfie on a wall at a beach in Portugal, according to local media.

The tragedy happened on the Praia dos Pescadores near Ericeira on the country's west coast.

The head of the rescue service at Cascais port near Lisbon, Rui Pereira da Terra, told the Lusa news agency that it was suspected that couple had been taking a selfie on a wall above the beach.

He said: "Everything seems to indicate that the fall happened when they were probably trying to take a selfie.

"Since we found a mobile phone on the wall, everything suggests the victims might have been taking a selfie, when they allowed the phone to fall, leaned to grab it and fell."

One Portuguese newspaper reported that fishermen discovered the couple's bodies at about 6.30am.

The Jornal de Noticias reported: "At first the fishermen thought the corpses, from far away, might be people sleeping on the beach.

"Only when they got closer did they realise it was a dead couple and they were shocked with what they saw."

The couple have not been named but some reports say the woman was aged 30 and the man 40.

A Foreign and Commonwealth Office spokesperson said: "We are in touch with local authorities following the death of a British woman in Portugal and are providing support to her family."

The spokesperson did not confirm the nature of the incident or say how the woman died.

The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade in Australia said it was providing consular assistance to the family of the Australian national who died.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:47 pm
by backrow
True Blue wrote:Wasn't there some kiwi lady that took a swim in some croc infested lake in Queensland and was eaten for her troubles? Terrible way to go but you have to wonder what the hell she was thinking.
Presume the Croc was blind ?

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:12 pm
by Winnie
backrow wrote:
True Blue wrote:Wasn't there some kiwi lady that took a swim in some croc infested lake in Queensland and was eaten for her troubles? Terrible way to go but you have to wonder what the hell she was thinking.
Presume the Croc was blind ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:23 pm
by Mr Mike
True Blue wrote:Wasn't there some kiwi lady that took a swim in some croc infested lake in Queensland and was eaten for her troubles? Terrible way to go but you have to wonder what the hell she was thinking.
Lack of knowledge and awareness I presume. My Brother-in-law’s ex-wife lost her sister in the same way in South Africa, Lake St Lucia in 2000. Just an awful experience for the family.

Re: Darwin Award #133667

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:42 pm
by Gwenno
It can't be a Darwin award because he was a father of 2 - he's already passed his genes on.
Edit - spot the man that didn't read the earlier posts :blush: :blush: