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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:44 pm 
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https://www.independent.co.uk/life-styl ... 38511.html

Was on Channel 5 last night.

Where the F**K were Frazzles and Skips!!!!

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Walkers Salt n Shake
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Pringles NOT CRISPS
Doritos NOT CRISPS
Mini Cheddar NOT CRISPS
Fish and Chips NOT CRISPS


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:46 pm 
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Did not see it but those are not crisps


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:50 pm 
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That’s a total fücking DISGRACE.

Cheese and Onion Squares are #1, followed by Brannigans ham and mustard, then any potato based Beef offering. That’s it, that’s the list. Thê. Fücking. End.


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No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


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Keith wrote:
No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


You can Fück off three times.


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Plato'sCave wrote:
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No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


You can Fück off three times.

I'll f**king cut you.

Scampi fry, anyone?


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Keith wrote:
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Keith wrote:
No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


You can Fück off three times.

I'll f**king cut you.

Scampi fry, anyone?


Don’t fücking come on here claiming some sort of knowledge, your wheat crunchies mistake gave you away.


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Oh for fücks


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:59 pm 
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mdaclarke wrote:
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Where the F**K were Frazzles and Skips!!!!

Top 20 in order from 1 to 20
Walkers
Pringles
Doritos
Slabs
McCoy's
Walkers Sensations
Golden Wonders
Tyrell's
Hula Hoops
Seabrook
Monster Munch
Quavers
Wotsit
Brannigans
Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks
Mini Cheddar
Burton's Fish and Chips
Salt and Vinegar Squares
Walkers Salt n Shake
Nik Naks



I'm not a big lover of crisps but the bolded ones are frickin lovely.


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fatcat wrote:
mdaclarke wrote:
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Where the F**K were Frazzles and Skips!!!!

Top 20 in order from 1 to 20
Walkers
Pringles
Doritos
Slabs
McCoy's
Walkers Sensations
Golden Wonders
Tyrell's
Hula Hoops
Seabrook
Monster Munch
Quavers
Wotsit
Brannigans
Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks
Mini Cheddar
Burton's Fish and Chips
Salt and Vinegar Squares
Walkers Salt n Shake
Nik Naks



I'm not a big lover of crisps but the bolded ones are frickin lovely.


None of them bolded jokes are crisps, they ALL corn poaches.


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Plato'sCave wrote:
Keith wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
Keith wrote:
No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


You can Fück off three times.

I'll f**king cut you.

Scampi fry, anyone?


Don’t fücking come on here claiming some sort of knowledge, your wheat crunchies mistake gave you away.

What isle are they on in the supermarket? The crisp isle, that's f**king where.

Nowhere in the op was the word potato mentioned, if it were this thread would have been week and truly Irished by now


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Keith wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
Keith wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
Keith wrote:
No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


You can Fück off three times.

I'll f**king cut you.

Scampi fry, anyone?


Don’t fücking come on here claiming some sort of knowledge, your wheat crunchies mistake gave you away.

What isle are they on in the supermarket? The crisp isle, that's f**king where.

Nowhere in the op was the word potato mentioned, if it were this thread would have been week and truly Irished by now


I’m going to get angry in a minute.


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Keith wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
Keith wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
Keith wrote:
No Skips, Wheat Crunchies, or Kettle Chips?


You can Fück off three times.

I'll f**king cut you.

Scampi fry, anyone?


Don’t fücking come on here claiming some sort of knowledge, your wheat crunchies mistake gave you away.

What isle are they on in the supermarket? The crisp isle, that's f**king where.

Nowhere in the op was the word potato mentioned, if it were this thread would have been week and truly Irished by now


hence my post


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We’re about 3 fücking posts from taytos. I fücking despair.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:06 pm 
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We’re about 3 fücking posts from taytos. I fücking despair.


I posted our best not our most iconic.

I've never heard of Brannigans. Welsh crisps?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:07 pm 
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I forgot about Space Raiders too. Crisps of the gods.


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As it is the UKs favourite, it hardly matters what the Irish write.
Anyway ready salted crisps for me. Not much bothered whose


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Nik naks taste like a constipated anorexics shite. Any list that has those on there deserves nothing other than ridicule.


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Mick Mannock wrote:
As it is the UKs favourite, it hardly matters what the Irish write.
Anyway ready salted crisps for me. Not much bothered whose


You would need to update the title then.


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Nik naks taste like a constipated anorexics shite. Any list that has those on there deserves nothing other than ridicule.



I like Nik naks


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Since we're ineligible I'm going to nominate the next best thing:

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mdaclarke wrote:
ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Nik naks taste like a constipated anorexics shite. Any list that has those on there deserves nothing other than ridicule.



I like Nik naks


Nik Naks are wanker’s twiglets


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Oh how clever Diego and subtle :lol:


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mdaclarke wrote:
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Nik naks taste like a constipated anorexics shite. Any list that has those on there deserves nothing other than ridicule.



I like Nik naks

Awesome. 6 bags for a quid.


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Plato'sCave wrote:
mdaclarke wrote:
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Nik naks taste like a constipated anorexics shite. Any list that has those on there deserves nothing other than ridicule.



I like Nik naks


Nik Naks are wanker’s twiglets

Wait. It might have been twiglets I was thinking of.


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ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Plato'sCave wrote:
mdaclarke wrote:
ScarfaceClaw wrote:
Nik naks taste like a constipated anorexics shite. Any list that has those on there deserves nothing other than ridicule.



I like Nik naks


Nik Naks are wanker’s twiglets

Wait. It might have been twiglets I was thinking of.


Good man. :thumbup:


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Since were allowing a whole menagerie of imposters then these are in the top five.

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Link to the top 20

https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/8712864/ ... ter-munch/


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Walkers have the most flavours.


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Plato'sCave wrote:
Since were allowing a whole menagerie of imposters then these are in the top five.

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A poor relation of the amazing scampi fry


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Walkers have the most flavours.


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:lol:


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Keith wrote:
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Since were allowing a whole menagerie of imposters then these are in the top five.

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A poor relation of the amazing scampi fry


If I had trumps codes, you’d have four minutes.


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Best crisps ever

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Since were allowing a whole menagerie of imposters then these are in the top five.

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Great nutrition stats :thumbup:


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Who was the lady in the polkadot minidress she was quite attractive?


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The boys :thumbup:

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Salt 'n' shake when you got two blue sachets.


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Salt 'n' shake when you got two blue sachets.


Never was a manufacturing error so well received


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Frodder wrote:
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Salt 'n' shake when you got two blue sachets.


Never was a manufacturing error so well received

My younger sister got a pack without a sachet when she was 4. Her frankly astounding tantrum is still referenced now, 43 years later.

It did last 2 weeks. I may not have 'helped'


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