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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:31 pm 
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https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1049772197374554113

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/0 ... l-virgins/

Frankly, I would be more than a little diss-chuffed if this was my lot.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:37 pm 
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what is worse, being a virgin at 26, or being teetotal ?

no wonder the young are so useless and depressed, they need to let off some steam and jizz


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:43 pm 
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what is worse, being a virgin at 26, or being teetotal ?

no wonder the young are so useless and depressed, they need to let off some steam and jizz


Gotta be virgin....At least if your tee-total , you could still arguably get coked out of your head..!!


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f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:58 pm 
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The Sun God wrote:
backrow wrote:
what is worse, being a virgin at 26, or being teetotal ?

no wonder the young are so useless and depressed, they need to let off some steam and jizz


Gotta be virgin....At least if your tee-total , you could still arguably get coked out of your head..!!


Err, teetotal doesn't just refer to drinking. At least where I'm from.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:14 pm 
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f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.

What age are you?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:00 pm 
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I'm teetotal.


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I'm teetotal.

That doesn’t mean “I totally drink lots of tea.” You realise that, right?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:07 pm 
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I'm teetotal.

I haven't touched a drop since last night :thumbup:


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Hmm. I think I have worked out why millenials aren't getting laid*

https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/09/uc-d ... ex-hook-up


WTF!





*Well, this and the fact they are whiny c*nts.


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The Sun God wrote:
backrow wrote:
what is worse, being a virgin at 26, or being teetotal ?

no wonder the young are so useless and depressed, they need to let off some steam and jizz


Gotta be virgin....At least if your tee-total , you could still arguably get coked out of your head..!!


You could do coke without alcohol and blow your head off I suppose.


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Seneca of the Night wrote:
The Sun God wrote:
backrow wrote:
what is worse, being a virgin at 26, or being teetotal ?

no wonder the young are so useless and depressed, they need to let off some steam and jizz


Gotta be virgin....At least if your tee-total , you could still arguably get coked out of your head..!!


You could do coke without alcohol and blow your head off I suppose.

I tried an evening on coke without drinking once

I would not recommend anyone else does. Ever.


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Hmm. I think I have worked out why millenials aren't getting laid*

https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/09/uc-d ... ex-hook-up


WTF!





*Well, this and the fact they are whiny c*nts.


#regret=rape


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:13 pm 
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Hmm. I think I have worked out why millenials aren't getting laid*

https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/09/uc-d ... ex-hook-up


WTF!





*Well, this and the fact they are whiny c*nts.

I think this mostly applies to English speaking and Certain European Millenials.

What a f**king nightmare :?


God bless Ukrainians/Eastern Europe :proud:


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DOB wrote:
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I'm teetotal.

That doesn’t mean “I totally drink lots of tea.” You realise that, right?


:lol: Shit.

In all seriousness, never started.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:26 pm 
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SASP wrote:
DOB wrote:
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I'm teetotal.

That doesn’t mean “I totally drink lots of tea.” You realise that, right?


:lol: Shit.

In all seriousness, never started.


Never started drinking

Location: Donegal



Wtf?


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Nolanator wrote:
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f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.

What age are you?


32 but i like to consider myself 12


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:32 pm 
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nardol wrote:
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nardol wrote:
f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.

What age are you?


32 but i like to consider myself 12

You're a millennial you geebag


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alliswell wrote:
nardol wrote:
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nardol wrote:
f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.

What age are you?


32 but i like to consider myself 12

You're a millennial you geebag

:uhoh:



i know


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:30 pm 
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Speaking of virgins, something like 26% of Japanese are still virgins at 26.


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We are fûcking doomed.
How can you ruin one of the most pleasurable things in life so easily?

Oh, and they don’t seem to be having much sex either.
No doubt there’s a link there.


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zzzz wrote:
Hmm. I think I have worked out why millenials aren't getting laid*

https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/09/uc-d ... ex-hook-up



Quote:
Becky was wearing a jumpsuit over a crop top...


Like an airforce pilot’s jumpsuit? ... hawt!


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zzzz wrote:
Hmm. I think I have worked out why millenials aren't getting laid*

https://reason.com/blog/2018/10/09/uc-d ... ex-hook-up


WTF!
*Well, this and the fact they are whiny c*nts.

Grim reading. Ugh. Who'd want to be a young bloke at college having to walk that tight-rope.


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Yep.

Everything is so fûcking unspontaneous the way the consent/regret police seem to think how things should happen.

Can I kiss you? Ok, is it ok if I put my hand on your shoulder now. Great. Can I kiss you again, is that still ok? Great. You have already put you’re hand on my ass, but hey I’m a guy so I better get you the girl’s permission before I reciprocate....,

Why would you bother? It’s like chess.


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Yep.

Everything is so fûcking unspontaneous the way the consent/regret police seem to think how things should happen.

Can I kiss you? Ok, is it ok if I put my hand on your shoulder now. Great. Can I kiss you again, is that still ok? Great. You have already put you’re hand on my ass, but hey I’m a guy so I better get you the girl’s permission before I reciprocate....,

Why would you bother? It’s like chess.

Chess is awesome


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happyhooker wrote:
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Yep.

Everything is so fûcking unspontaneous the way the consent/regret police seem to think how things should happen.

Can I kiss you? Ok, is it ok if I put my hand on your shoulder now. Great. Can I kiss you again, is that still ok? Great. You have already put you’re hand on my ass, but hey I’m a guy so I better get you the girl’s permission before I reciprocate....,

Why would you bother? It’s like chess.

Chess is awesome


Found the virgin hooker


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FullbackAce wrote:
happyhooker wrote:
Flametop wrote:
Yep.

Everything is so fûcking unspontaneous the way the consent/regret police seem to think how things should happen.

Can I kiss you? Ok, is it ok if I put my hand on your shoulder now. Great. Can I kiss you again, is that still ok? Great. You have already put you’re hand on my ass, but hey I’m a guy so I better get you the girl’s permission before I reciprocate....,

Why would you bother? It’s like chess.

Chess is awesome


Found the virgin hooker

Nope, old.

These niceties weren't so defined back in my day, hence my happiness

And age makes chess awesome.


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Seneca of the Night wrote:
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backrow wrote:
what is worse, being a virgin at 26, or being teetotal ?

no wonder the young are so useless and depressed, they need to let off some steam and jizz


Gotta be virgin....At least if your tee-total , you could still arguably get coked out of your head..!!


You could do coke without alcohol and blow your head off I suppose.

I tried an evening on coke without drinking once

I would not recommend anyone else does. Ever.



He meant cocaine.


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This is interesting.

Increasingly clear the woke are just a pain in the arse minority imposing huge burdens on society.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archi ... ss/572581/


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nardol wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
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f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.

What age are you?


32 but i like to consider myself 12

SO you're a fellow millennial with no kids, just like me. :thumbup:


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Nolanator wrote:
nardol wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
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f**king millennials not having kids increasing the pension time bomb.

At least property prices will go down.

What age are you?


32 but i like to consider myself 12

SO you're a fellow millennial with no kids, no house, no pension, no Share Portfolio, no brand new top of the Range Quasqai, just like me. :thumbup:


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This is interesting.

Increasingly clear the woke are just a pain in the arse minority imposing huge burdens on society.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archi ... ss/572581/


That is an interesting article, quantifies some things I've been arguing with a proudly, excessively woke frenemy of mine (who also happens to be a massive champagne socialist happily mooching off his oil rich family while continuing to study into his late 20s rather than finally have to get his first real job); principally around the elitist use of language to try and police public discourse.


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Clucking bells.. apparently I am "very woke". :(


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zzzz wrote:
This is interesting.

Increasingly clear the woke are just a pain in the arse minority imposing huge burdens on society.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archi ... ss/572581/


Which echos our (UK) experience as according to what my teenage sons (and the friends who are parents of teenage girls) tell us, things are much as they ever were, except girls attitudes are more equal to boys these days, and that is fine with everyone.

Then there are the extremists on both sides who are broadly ridiculed by everyone.


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backrow wrote:
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I'm teetotal.

That doesn’t mean “I totally drink lots of tea.” You realise that, right?


:lol: Shit.

In all seriousness, never started.


Never started drinking

Location: Donegal



Wtf?


Fairly sure I mentioned the reasons on here before, no need to go into my personal history though while we are making fun of millennials.

Useless whiny softcocks.


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Edinburgh01 wrote:
zzzz wrote:
This is interesting.

Increasingly clear the woke are just a pain in the arse minority imposing huge burdens on society.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archi ... ss/572581/


Which echos our (UK) experience as according to what my teenage sons (and the friends who are parents of teenage girls) tell us, things are much as they ever were, except girls attitudes are more equal to boys these days, and that is fine with everyone.

Then there are the extremists on both sides who are broadly ridiculed by everyone.


I've been trying to tell that to people like SOTN for ages: there is no culture war, most people don't give a shit.


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Clucking bells.. apparently I am "very woke". :(


"Can I axe you a question?"


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