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Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 11:13 am
by Harden up!!!
Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:03 pm
by CrazyIslander
Harden up!!! wrote:Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.
Nah Aussie funeral. But Tonga funerals aren't like that either.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:07 pm
by Harden up!!!
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.
Nah Aussie funeral. But Tonga funerals aren't like that either.
Why does he want to go into such a hostile environment? For the kids? Or the mother in law the only inlaw he got on with? Just seems mystifying.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:14 pm
by CrazyIslander
Harden up!!! wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.
Nah Aussie funeral. But Tonga funerals aren't like that either.
Why does he want to go into such a hostile environment? For the kids? Or the mother in law the only inlaw he got on with? Just seems mystifying.
For the kids I guess. The grandma is important to the kids and imo he doesn't want let them down. The kids live with mother majority of the time. They're about 8-11yrs old.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 12:18 pm
by Harden up!!!
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.
Nah Aussie funeral. But Tonga funerals aren't like that either.
Why does he want to go into such a hostile environment? For the kids? Or the mother in law the only inlaw he got on with? Just seems mystifying.
For the kids I guess. The grandma is important to the kids and imo he doesn't want let them down. The kids live with mother majority of the time. They're about 8-11yrs old.
Ah he has to put the brave face foward, i just hope no other inlaw starts beef or causes trouble to make the good intentions backfire.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 2:30 pm
by obelixtim
Harden up!!! wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.
Nah Aussie funeral. But Tonga funerals aren't like that either.
Why does he want to go into such a hostile environment? For the kids? Or the mother in law the only inlaw he got on with? Just seems mystifying.
For the kids I guess. The grandma is important to the kids and imo he doesn't want let them down. The kids live with mother majority of the time. They're about 8-11yrs old.
Ah he has to put the brave face foward, i just hope no other inlaw starts beef or causes trouble to make the good intentions backfire.
Arrive late, stand at the back, leave the second its over.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 5:36 pm
by message #2527204
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:
CrazyIslander wrote:
Harden up!!! wrote:Tongan Funeral? Wear body armor and a helmet to the wedding and have a getaway car with driver handy.
Nah Aussie funeral. But Tonga funerals aren't like that either.
Why does he want to go into such a hostile environment? For the kids? Or the mother in law the only inlaw he got on with? Just seems mystifying.
For the kids I guess. The grandma is important to the kids and imo he doesn't want let them down. The kids live with mother majority of the time. They're about 8-11yrs old.
So surely he has to speak to the kid's mother and explain that they have requested this, and he feels he should go for their benefit?
If she says'no' it's up to her to explain to the kids why he's not there...

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 1:08 am
by Speed Racer
No.

Or Yes, but splash out on an outrageously hot escort and take her instead of you.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:11 am
by Ewinkum
I am eagerly awaiting the aftermath of this clusterfuck.

I trust the OP will throw a punch or two to get things rolling?

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:18 am
by Harden up!!!
obelixtim wrote: .
Arrive late, stand at the back, leave the second its over.[/quote][/quote]

Sounds like good advice.

Re: Going to funeral of ex in-laws

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:34 am
by sewa
I think you should have a good few beers first, get some dutch courage in you