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Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:04 pm
by Yourmother
Not posted for a while.

Hope you’re ok, and possibly just taking a break from here.

Not posted/been logged in since Oct 2nd. Part way through the World Cup.

Last few posts sounded like you were in a very dodgy part of the world. Even from your perspective.

Any posters know him well enough to verify he’s ok?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:38 pm
by Ted.
He was on assignment in October-November, or thereabouts, with very poor access to outside comms. Could well still be involved with that.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 10:15 pm
by Yourmother
Ted. wrote:He was on assignment in October-November, or thereabouts, with very poor access to outside comms. Could well still be involved with that.
Hope so Ted :thumbup:

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:14 am
by Mr. White
I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:06 pm
by jdogscoop
Slightly concerning perhaps, but I am confident that NZ is so small, and Turbogoat such a big swinging dick, that we would read about his untimely demise on Stuff or the NZ Hurled.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:07 pm
by jdogscoop
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
Iraq cabal is best cabal photo replete with local serving drinks would live long in the bored memory, I'm sure.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:10 pm
by Sandstorm
jdogscoop wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
Iraq cabal is best cabal photo replete with local serving drinks would live long in the bored memory, I'm sure.
Ah Mitty, those were the days.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:23 pm
by MungoMan
jdogscoop wrote:Slightly concerning perhaps, but I am confident that NZ is so small, and Turbogoat such a big swinging dick, that we would read about his untimely demise on Stuff or the NZ Hurled.
The problem is you’re all being too quiet and polite and thus easily overlooked. So let me help you out.

HEY TURGIDBAT - WHERE THE FARK ARE YOU?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:26 pm
by Kiwias
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
Stay clear of the US Embassy in Baghdad

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:58 pm
by Lacrobat
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
Best of luck to you, and please pass on the Bored's felicitations for a Happy New Year to our MVP if you do cross paths.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 8:15 pm
by Winnie
One of the real good guys on here
I hope he is ok and gets back on bored soon

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:04 am
by Mr. White
Image

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 1:10 pm
by Pat the Ex Mat
Mr. White wrote:Image
:nod:

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:25 pm
by Rinkals
This is probably too late, but I've just found out that my Sister's ex is an ATC in Iraq.

Apparently he was very close to yesterday's drone hit.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:32 pm
by jdogscoop
Air Traffic Controller?

A Total Cvnt?

A Turbogoat Creep?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:54 pm
by Rinkals
jdogscoop wrote:Air Traffic Controller?

A Total Cvnt?

A Turbogoat Creep?
The first, depending on who you asked. My sister would probably say all three.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:04 pm
by Mr Mike
What about those Texans?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:36 pm
by Enzedder
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profile.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:21 pm
by Yourmother
Let us know he’s ok Enz please.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:28 pm
by Openside's Butler
Enzedder wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profile.
We're sat together.. in the basement. ..

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:26 am
by Chilli
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:08 am
by Cullen
Chilli wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?
Contiki

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:13 am
by Lacrobat
Cullen wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?
Contiki
I would have a word with your travel agent...

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:38 am
by Enzedder
Cullen wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?
Contiki

Is he going to fuck (up) some Iraqis?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:02 am
by Mr. White
Enzedder wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profile.
Thanks Enzedder, Turbo dropped me a mail, so he is doing just fine I think.

Appreciate that you shared it, thanks a lot.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:04 am
by Mr. White
Enzedder wrote:
Cullen wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.
Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?
Contiki
Is he going to fuck (up) some Iraqis?
Nothing as dramatic or exciting, I'll be teaching at a university.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:22 am
by sockwithaticket
Mr. White wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profile.
Thanks Enzedder, Turbo dropped me a mail, so he is doing just fine I think.

Appreciate that you shared it, thanks a lot.
:thumbup:

Good to hear.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:25 am
by Sandstorm
Mr. White wrote:
Nothing as dramatic or exciting, I'll be teaching at a university.
Not the best time to be a Westerner in Iraq, mate. :uhoh:

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:27 am
by grievous
Mr. White wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
Cullen wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.
Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?
Contiki
Is he going to fuck (up) some Iraqis?
Nothing as dramatic or exciting, I'll be teaching at a university.
Counter insurgency?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:34 am
by Yourmother
Mr. White wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profile.
Thanks Enzedder, Turbo dropped me a mail, so he is doing just fine I think.

Appreciate that you shared it, thanks a lot.
Great to hear :thumbup:

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:43 am
by Kahu
Sandstorm wrote:
Mr. White wrote:
Nothing as dramatic or exciting, I'll be teaching at a university.
Not the best time to be a Westerner in Iraq, mate. :uhoh:
Depends if he looks like his name

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:03 pm
by Chilli
Mr. White wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
Cullen wrote:
Chilli wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.
Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?
What are you going to be doing in Iraq?
Contiki
Is he going to fuck (up) some Iraqis?
Nothing as dramatic or exciting, I'll be teaching at a university.
It must pay well

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:05 pm
by Mr. White
Sandstorm wrote: Not the best time to be a Westerner in Iraq, mate. :uhoh:
I'll be up in the north, in the KRG (Kurdistan Iraq), so I'm not that phased. Also, I'm an African boet ;)
Chilli wrote: It must pay well
Pay is in US $, and with the Rand/Dollar exchange its not bad at all. I'll be going over on my own - single male living costs, which is comparable to here - so I think the pay is pretty decent.

I'm going there to work though, not mess-around, and I'm confident my expenses will be fairly limited.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:36 am
by OupaStruisbaai
Good luck Boet, keep us up to date.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 10:43 am
by Chilli
OomPB wrote:Good luck Boet, keep us up to date.
No mention of another Stormers fan chicken running?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:21 am
by OupaStruisbaai
Chilli wrote:
OomPB wrote:Good luck Boet, keep us up to date.
No mention of another Stormers fan chicken running?
No chicken run to Iraq.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:24 pm
by Mr. White
OomPB wrote:
Chilli wrote:
OomPB wrote:Good luck Boet, keep us up to date.
No mention of another Stormers fan chicken running?
No chicken run to Iraq.
Will do OomPB, although I should probably start a "look at me, I'm a chickenrunner in Iraq" thread.

When does it become a chickenrun?

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:26 pm
by Winnie
Mr. White wrote:
Enzedder wrote:
Mr. White wrote:I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal.

Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails?

Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profile.
Thanks Enzedder, Turbo dropped me a mail, so he is doing just fine I think.

Appreciate that you shared it, thanks a lot.
Great news :thumbup:

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:31 pm
by Wilson's Toffee
Mr. White wrote:
OomPB wrote:
Chilli wrote:
OomPB wrote:Good luck Boet, keep us up to date.
No mention of another Stormers fan chicken running?
No chicken run to Iraq.
Will do OomPB, although I should probably start a "look at me, I'm a chickenrunner in Iraq" thread.

When does it become a chickenrun?
When the run is towards safer pastures (basically former/current British colonies and the USA)

Be safe, boet, and enjoy the experience. Wish you well.

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:45 pm
by CrazyIslander
Wilson's Toffee wrote:
Mr. White wrote:
OomPB wrote:
Chilli wrote:
OomPB wrote:Good luck Boet, keep us up to date.
No mention of another Stormers fan chicken running?
No chicken run to Iraq.
Will do OomPB, although I should probably start a "look at me, I'm a chickenrunner in Iraq" thread.

When does it become a chickenrun?
When the run is towards safer pastures (basically former/current British colonies and the USA)

Be safe, boet, and enjoy the experience. Wish you well.
I guess we got ourselves a chickenrunner!