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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:44 pm 
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I'd put relationships with others first here (work, family, administration, neighbours, random cùnts you may cross).

Others are a real pain in the arse (one of the very few books i ever read was Huis Clos from Sartre, and fùcking hell, that is it).

If nobody was ever trying to swindle me, to control me and more generally, to piss me off, then i think i would have almost no problems, and life would be a nice summer afternoon on a week-end.

My dream is a house far far into the woods.


What about you ?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:46 pm 
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The likes of Yeeb on here. He really should give up.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:50 pm 
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When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:53 pm 
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Ladyboys who pretend they have a wife


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:53 pm 
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Gwenno wrote:
When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.


"Fucking ages mate" is just never good enough an answer for you hoighty-toighty doctor types, is it?


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Outsourced IT staff from the Indian subcontinent who are supposed to be qualified sysadmins but make opensides look like an IT genius


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:20 pm 
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Witchfinder General wrote:
Outsourced IT staff from the Indian subcontinent who are supposed to be qualified sysadmins but make opensides look like an IT genius

Is one of them your boss too?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:26 pm 
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Outsourced IT staff from the Indian subcontinent who are supposed to be qualified sysadmins but make opensides look like an IT genius


I hear you Bro, and it ain't just IT :thumbup:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:37 pm 
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Gwenno wrote:
When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.


"4,765e-11 galatic year, doc"


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LITTER, for those lazy bastards who throw litter from their cars vans ect, worst still through some scenic countryside, should be burned alive.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:04 pm 
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Neighbours who seem to think an apartment building hallway is an ideal place to test their best broadcast voice at maximum volume.

Your pal is a foot away, you brainless, inconsiderate gimp.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:19 pm 
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Outsourced IT staff from the Indian subcontinent who are supposed to be qualified sysadmins but make opensides look like an IT genius


Need to vet people from that part of the world quite carefully. There are some very good IT workers from there, but also a lot are just "sys admins" from some degree factory.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:21 pm 
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Gwenno wrote:
When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.


"So, how long have you had that crotch rot?"
"A long time"
"How long is that?"
"Ages"


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:45 pm 
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Demilich wrote:
Gwenno wrote:
When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.


"Fucking ages mate" is just never good enough an answer for you hoighty-toighty doctor types, is it?

:lol: Yeah, how picky! 'a good while' is another popular one.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:48 pm 
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Neighbours who seem to think an apartment building hallway is an ideal place to test their best broadcast voice at maximum volume.

Your pal is a foot away, you brainless, inconsiderate gimp.

Life in Melbourne not so great after all mate?


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:55 pm 
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When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.

When we rush to them on blue lights to find out that unit of time is weeks or months.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:05 pm 
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jolindien wrote:
I'd put relationships with others first here (work, family, administration, neighbours, random cùnts you may cross).

Others are a real pain in the arse (one of the very few books i ever read was Huis Clos from Sartre, and fùcking hell, that is it).

If nobody was ever trying to swindle me, to control me and more generally, to piss me off, then i think i would have almost no problems, and life would be a nice summer afternoon on a week-end.

My dream is a house far far into the woods.


What about you ?


Your defeatist posting style is right up there.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:30 pm 
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sewa wrote:
Witchfinder General wrote:
Outsourced IT staff from the Indian subcontinent who are supposed to be qualified sysadmins but make opensides look like an IT genius

Is one of them your boss too?

Nope the day that happens I walk off into the sunset


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:02 pm 
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Sartre was right. Hell is other people...Heaven is, too...except for the most hardened Misanthrope...


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:10 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:13 pm 
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Shingles! I should have had the shots.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:15 pm 
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Other people.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:17 pm 
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The likes of Yeeb on here. He really should give up.


Eh? He’s good entertainment value.

And as far as I know not involved in nepotism.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:00 am 
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mr bungle wrote:
jolindien wrote:
I'd put relationships with others first here (work, family, administration, neighbours, random cùnts you may cross).

Others are a real pain in the arse (one of the very few books i ever read was Huis Clos from Sartre, and fùcking hell, that is it).

If nobody was ever trying to swindle me, to control me and more generally, to piss me off, then i think i would have almost no problems, and life would be a nice summer afternoon on a week-end.

My dream is a house far far into the woods.


What about you ?


Your defeatist posting style is right up there.


you missed the "nice summer afternoon on a week-end" bit !


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:12 am 
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Not getting a decent night's kip.
Nothing f**ks me off more than starting off the day groggy. Have had a cold for the past week which has meant I have had a rough time sleeping.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:22 am 
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IT workers that when i call don't speak my language.... Really ?

Drivers that tailgate 2 meters off the bumper on the highway....

Border Crossing guards / airport security that power trip on you .....

Clowns that ask you into their dark Vans to see their puppies..........


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Dark evenings. I can put up with the cold, even the rain, but short daylight hours are very tiresome.


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Not drinking from Sunday night to Thursday night.


Couple that with having to deal with Recruiters..... x(


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:58 am 
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People who don't understand basic body language.

My expression = Please fu ck off and stop talking to me, I'm actually really busy and don't have time to listen to your mundane stories

Their response = He's really into my anecdotes. Let me tell him some more.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:34 am 
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Small talk with strangers.

I hate it. I really do. If I'm in the mood I can do it but I'd rather jump from a moving vehicle than chat to someone I don't know. It happened to me the other day. I was waiting for a bus and this older bloke started chatting to me.

"G'day mate. Nice day, isn't it?"

*looks up from phone* "Uh, yeah. It sure is."

"Sure hope we get some rain soon. You doing anything this weekend?"

*internal screaming*

"Uh, no. Just staying at home with my family"

"I might go and see my family in Sydney in a few weeks...."

*internal screaming intensifies*


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:36 am 
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Thomas wrote:
Small talk with strangers.

I hate it. I really do. If I'm in the mood I can do it but I'd rather jump from a moving vehicle than chat to someone I don't know. It happened to me the other day. I was waiting for a bus and this older bloke started chatting to me.

"G'day mate. Nice day, isn't it?"

*looks up from phone* "Uh, yeah. It sure is."

"Sure hope we get some rain soon. You doing anything this weekend?"

*internal screaming*

"Uh, no. Just staying at home with my family"

"I might go and see my family in Sydney in a few weeks...."

*internal screaming intensifies*


This must be one instance where being bald is a massive advantage for you, I f**king hate having to talke to people when they cut my hair.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:40 am 
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Jay Cee Gee wrote:
Thomas wrote:
Small talk with strangers.

I hate it. I really do. If I'm in the mood I can do it but I'd rather jump from a moving vehicle than chat to someone I don't know. It happened to me the other day. I was waiting for a bus and this older bloke started chatting to me.

"G'day mate. Nice day, isn't it?"

*looks up from phone* "Uh, yeah. It sure is."

"Sure hope we get some rain soon. You doing anything this weekend?"

*internal screaming*

"Uh, no. Just staying at home with my family"

"I might go and see my family in Sydney in a few weeks...."

*internal screaming intensifies*


This must be one instance where being bald is a massive advantage for you, I f**king hate having to talke to people when they cut my hair.


Yeah, there is an upside I guess. No one sits near me on public transport either which may have more to do with my general odour than appearance.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:12 am 
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Thomas wrote:
Small talk with strangers.

I hate it. I really do. If I'm in the mood I can do it but I'd rather jump from a moving vehicle than chat to someone I don't know. It happened to me the other day. I was waiting for a bus and this older bloke started chatting to me.

"G'day mate. Nice day, isn't it?"

*looks up from phone* "Uh, yeah. It sure is."

"Sure hope we get some rain soon. You doing anything this weekend?"

*internal screaming*

"Uh, no. Just staying at home with my family"

"I might go and see my family in Sydney in a few weeks...."

*internal screaming intensifies*


If you're gonna steal my material you egg head prick, at least have the balls to quote me.

Still though, lovely day isn't it?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:15 am 
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Newsome wrote:
Thomas wrote:
Small talk with strangers.

I hate it. I really do. If I'm in the mood I can do it but I'd rather jump from a moving vehicle than chat to someone I don't know. It happened to me the other day. I was waiting for a bus and this older bloke started chatting to me.

"G'day mate. Nice day, isn't it?"

*looks up from phone* "Uh, yeah. It sure is."

"Sure hope we get some rain soon. You doing anything this weekend?"

*internal screaming*

"Uh, no. Just staying at home with my family"

"I might go and see my family in Sydney in a few weeks...."

*internal screaming intensifies*


If you're gonna steal my material you egg head prick, at least have the balls to quote me.

Still though, lovely day isn't it?


*internal screaming intensifies*


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People who post on message boards but provide minimal worthwhile content just crappy gifs/memes or snipe from the sidelines.


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People who post on message boards but provide minimal worthwhile content just crappy gifs/memes or snipe from the sidelines.


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