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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:14 am 
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People who post on message boards but provide minimal worthwhile content just crappy gifs/memes or snipe from the sidelines.


Like you add anything interesting plum.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:23 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:33 am 
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Flatmates leaving notes because they are too socially awkward to have a conversation.

No, it's not me making the microwave dirty. Stop blaming everyone collectively.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:46 am 
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Neighbours who seem to think an apartment building hallway is an ideal place to test their best broadcast voice at maximum volume.

Your pal is a foot away, you brainless, inconsiderate gimp.

Life in Melbourne not so great after all mate?


Actually it's pretty fvcking awesome. Hence why I struggle to come up with things that truly annoy me.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:55 am 
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WoodlandsRFC wrote:
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Neighbours who seem to think an apartment building hallway is an ideal place to test their best broadcast voice at maximum volume.

Your pal is a foot away, you brainless, inconsiderate gimp.

Life in Melbourne not so great after all mate?


Actually it's pretty fvcking awesome. Hence why I struggle to come up with things that truly annoy me.

It's one of the great cities. :thumbup:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:05 am 
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Asian drivers.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:08 am 
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"Hello, I understand you have recently been involved in a car accident?"


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:17 am 
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"Hello, I understand you have recently been involved in a car accident?"

You've met my wife, then? :uhoh:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:42 am 
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The likes of Yeeb on here. He really should give up.


i will post as I like, Rhino hide

you can't touch me


irrelevant mention of a place & food

link to something very expensive

self contradictory reference back to the place & food

#poisonous Monkeys !


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:43 am 
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danny_fitz wrote:
"Hello, I understand you have recently been involved in a car accident?"

You've met my wife, then? :uhoh:


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:23 pm 
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Trying to convince some ladies for a gang bang. They never seem to like that.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:26 pm 
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You can't touch me


You Can't Touch This

MC Hammer got sued by Rick James for copying the opening riff from "Super Freak".

Seems appropriate.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:30 pm 
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Why ? Because if you think people call you Rick frequently, I’d suggest going for a hearing test old boy


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:30 pm 
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Getting up in the mornings.

I've never understood the point of it.


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Why ? Because if you think people call you Rick frequently, I’d suggest going for a hearing test old boy

It's cryptic.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:49 pm 
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People, usually.
Slow walkers, slow cyclists, inconsiderate cyclists.
Upstairs neighbours putting washing on at all hours.
Trying to find a new apartment.
Trying to save money.

All giving me agita at the moment.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:56 pm 
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PR whiteouts


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People who drive behind you when you're in the middle of a 3-point turn.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:08 pm 
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Inconsiderate asshole drivers who have to inconvenience other road users by doing a 3 point turn in the middle of the road when they could easily take the slightly longer option that only inconveniences them :x


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:28 pm 
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Tailgaters on the motorway

No you're not getting past plum


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:58 pm 
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When you are filling three positions on a charities board because none of the other plums will do any of the actual work, and the other plums complain about how long it takes to get things done, and that information is not available when they want it despite every scheduled and statutory deadline being comfortably fulfilled.

Closely followed by................................................

'Why does it take so long?'
'Because you have to do a, then b, then c, then d, and depending on what you find, possibly e.'
'I'm sure you don't need to do all that'
'Yes you do, here's why............'
'There must be a quicker way.'
'There isn't. I have just explained why the steps undertaken are required.'
'But Guide Dogs for the Blind can do it really easily.'
'They are a f off big organisation, with lots of staff and automation. We are small and manual.'
'But if we are small, isn't it easier?'
'Not when its manual.'
'Why don't we automate?'
'Have you not been listening when the accounts were discussed at the last few meetings?'
'It can't cost much though.'
'Tell you what, you take on the role'.
'Oh no, I'm just trying to help.'


And breathe..............


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:54 pm 
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Tailgaters on the motorway

No you're not getting past plum


So your that guy who coasts along in the over taking lane


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Ironing, never ending tedium.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:03 pm 
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Generally speaking, me.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:41 pm 
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People who don't understand basic body language.

My expression = Please fu ck off and stop talking to me, I'm actually really busy and don't have time to listen to your mundane stories

Their response = He's really into my anecdotes. Let me tell him some more.

x( x(


Similarly, people who don't pick up on the signs that you want to end a telephone conversation - and just keep rabbiting on and on.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:59 pm 
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PR whiteouts


This

Someone tell the hamsters they can't go to the pub early of a Friday


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:05 pm 
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Newsome wrote:
People who don't understand basic body language.

My expression = Please fu ck off and stop talking to me, I'm actually really busy and don't have time to listen to your mundane stories

Their response = He's really into my anecdotes. Let me tell him some more.

x( x(


you work with Globus ?


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backrow wrote:
Newsome wrote:
People who don't understand basic body language.

My expression = Please fu ck off and stop talking to me, I'm actually really busy and don't have time to listen to your mundane stories

Their response = He's really into my anecdotes. Let me tell him some more.

x( x(


you work with Globus ?


Newsome is Globbys wife? :shock:


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:12 am 
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People who talk loudly in quiet areas with lots of people present. There's a reason why it's quiet.

Disorganised people who try to change plans in the last minute, when they've had many weeks to flag what they actually want.

Young women who feel the need to say the word "like" in every blinking sentence.

People who try to dominate in group discussions and cut other people short. Meglomaniacs are the worst.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:32 am 
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Yourmother wrote:
backrow wrote:
Newsome wrote:
People who don't understand basic body language.

My expression = Please fu ck off and stop talking to me, I'm actually really busy and don't have time to listen to your mundane stories

Their response = He's really into my anecdotes. Let me tell him some more.

x( x(


you work with Globus ?


Newsome is Globbys wife? :shock:

Not sure. If he is as lovely as my wife, he might be.

But I'm a ladies man. Hope Newsome has the appropriate attributes.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:18 am 
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When I ask patients how long they have had a symptom, I'd like the answer to contain a number, and a unit of time would be nice.


Well I booked the appointment when they started, so about 3 f**king weeks.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:21 am 
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People who talk loudly in quiet areas with lots of people present. There's a reason why it's quiet. <-women

Disorganised people who try to change plans in the last minute, when they've had many weeks to flag what they actually want. <-women

Young women who feel the need to say the word "like" in every blinking sentence. <- anglos women

People who try to dominate in group discussions and cut other people short. Meglomaniacs are the worst. <- women


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:36 am 
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Customer “service” in Singapore.

Have had a week of run around from the telco company imaginatively named Singtel. Cancelled our cable TV sub as we weren’t using it (and they’d lost the rights to Setanta and all rugby) but the mistakingly cancelled all services - landline, fibre, mobile - despite repeated assurances that this could not happen.

Apparently company policy is for the agent who made the error to also be the one charged with fixing it (genius). He’s spent the last week doubling down on his incompetence. Upshot is we have no services for at least another week. Had to charm my neighbours into borrowing their wifi.

HKCJ warned me about these fools. I should have listened to that wise drunken madman.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:40 am 
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PR whiteouts


Yup- first world problem but gets right on my tits


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:52 am 
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Customer “service” in Singapore.

Have had a week of run around from the telco company imaginatively named Singtel. Cancelled our cable TV sub as we weren’t using it (and they’d lost the rights to Setanta and all rugby) but the mistakingly cancelled all services - landline, fibre, mobile - despite repeated assurances that this could not happen.

Apparently company policy is for the agent who made the error to also be the one charged with fixing it (genius). He’s spent the last week doubling down on his incompetence. Upshot is we have no services for at least another week. Had to charm my neighbours into borrowing their wifi.

HKCJ warned me about these fools. I should have listened to that wise drunken madman.


asian, women, ... pfffffffff

asian women tho... :o minus.minus=plus

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:07 am 
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Customer “service” in Singapore.

Have had a week of run around from the telco company imaginatively named Singtel. Cancelled our cable TV sub as we weren’t using it (and they’d lost the rights to Setanta and all rugby) but the mistakingly cancelled all services - landline, fibre, mobile - despite repeated assurances that this could not happen.

Apparently company policy is for the agent who made the error to also be the one charged with fixing it (genius). He’s spent the last week doubling down on his incompetence. Upshot is we have no services for at least another week. Had to charm my neighbours into borrowing their wifi.

HKCJ warned me about these fools. I should have listened to that wise drunken madman.


asian, women, ... pfffffffff

asian women tho... :o minus.minus=plus

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Alas not many locals actually look like that, and the hot ones that do tend to have a permanent expression of shit-sniffing entitlement that’s always unattractive.

However, to glo-bust for a second, my lovely wife is - as the kids say - a “smoke show” and is constantly propositioned by inept locals with terrible game so I’m guessing if that approach works with the locals they must be fairly easy to pull.


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