Up yours Ireland......

Worst German defeat in Russia since Kursk

Brazil vs Germany is a realistic 2nd round option.

The lesson here is Coke, hoes and an orgy are good for team morale and bonding.

Germany just lacked that extra bit of sharpness in that final pass or shot.

Should be good. Lots of people who predicted a Brazil-Germany final must be shaking in anger at that time (even though it's still mathematically possible for Germany to finish top of their group).

hop suisse

neymar should be publicly flogged for that haircut

Fixed.

waw

Cracking strike

That was a bloody boomer.

Brazil are putting on a clinic.

Swiss been doing some poaching fat and wide in building up their squad.

Brazil looked very good that half.

Strolled at the end but in control.

nice

All these footballers full of tatoos. Knacker sport

Commentators fussing on about Video Ref for that goal, trying to get it reviewed

If it was a Brazilian goal they'd be wanking themselves silly over it.

it was a foul tbf, but being against brazil i'll allow it

Have you not got a tat?

I know football is a bit precious and full of drama-queens, but it's still not tiddly-winks.....

No, have you?

The Swiss look very well drilled. They obviously have less individual talent than Brazil, but they are a good unit together.

A lot of these Swiss players not seem very Swiss tbf

Not a great rugby tackle but that’s a penalty.

jesus is such a cheating plum

Blatant penalty

They're also "hard". And so far it's worked.

no but most of the moderators do. BBB has a face tat

If that is a penalty then football is truly lost.

You saffas always go on about Jesus

Good one for the neutrals.

Nicely done.

Annndddd... we're next.

Tomorrow. Can't wait.

Neymar appealing for cards every time he's breathed on.

In fairness the Swiss did kick the shut out of him.

(A tactic i approve of).

A lot of the pre-tournament favourites have been less than convincing so far.

France, Brazil, Germany, Argentina haven't looked like world champions at all. This tournaments wide open.

Spain look very good, bar Ronaldo's brilliance.

Agreed, I think Spain and Ronaldo + Friends have been the best teams so far.

I'm interested in how we go tomorrow.

Most people accept we're playing the best african side, so any win, 1-0 will do. Draws not the worst result but I'd rather a win 1-0. Anything more would be a brucey bonus.

I know basically nothing about Tunisia but you'd imagine if England start Kane, Alli, Lingard and Sterling with Vardy on the bench, that's an attacking lineup that will run them ragged.

Would like to see Lingard find top form this tournament, he was outstanding for United at times this season and is capable of scoring some unbelievable goals