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by Ogre
Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

kiwigreg369 wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:48 am
Bindi wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:20 am Sitting at Felons having a beer and watching my kids play. The sense of fear is palpable.
Not sure why you’re kids would be afraid of you
Ogre...
You rang.
by Ogre
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:03 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Can we all at least agree that its Dicatator Dans fault?
by Ogre
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So my wife is having contractions
Replies: 68
Views: 1713

Re: So my wife is having contractions

Firstly congratulations (had to google the spelling due to idiocy and to many beers but hopefully got the spelling correct)

And in a completely inappropriate (but necessary) call - Rule 1 . . . :blush:
by Ogre
Thu Dec 31, 2020 6:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Stupid Sydney plums risking the country's recovery :x
Hopefully a go hard go early strategy can put the genie back in the bottle till the magic vaccine arrives and cures everything.

Also fvck stupid Sydney plums for being plums :x :x
by Ogre
Sat Dec 26, 2020 4:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: People that keep opened booze in the box - I hate you
Replies: 124
Views: 3733

Re: People that keep opened booze in the box - I hate you

I think I know where the hatred of boxed booze comes from. Someones calves are to small to reach the top shelf and the box is to heavy for SCS sufferer's.
by Ogre
Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Best Christmas Album?
Replies: 1
Views: 141

Re: The Best Christmas Album?

Kevs Kristmas or possibly Kevs Kristmas vol 2 are the only contenders. The rest is rubbish
by Ogre
Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: People that keep opened booze in the box - I hate you
Replies: 124
Views: 3733

Re: People that keep opened booze in the box - I hate you

Opened a bottle of Dalmore 12 year old for a Christmas tipple. Its fantastic and back in the box on the shelf now. The way good booze should be stored.
by Ogre
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:18 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: TRI NATIONS 2020 R5: Pumas v All Blacks MATCH THREAD: Nov 28, 08:45 GMT
Replies: 352
Views: 9218

Re: TRI NATIONS 2020 R5: Pumas v All Blacks MATCH THREAD: Nov 28, 08:45 GMT

:D The AB backline is really poor in comparison to yesteryear- there is no punch or co-ordination. As I pointed out after the SF against England last year, the Centres are decent players as individuals but awful as a pair. Not only is it the centres, RM at 10 looks confused with how to run the back...
by Ogre
Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:30 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. World's greatest city. FACT!

Genuine question, but is Melbourne any good to visit (post Covid)? The missus has a friend living there who can put us up, and we're thinking it will be the first place we ravel once everyone has been dosed up with a cure. Is there enough to do for an entire week...two weeks? There is a fair bit to...
by Ogre
Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:32 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. World's greatest city. FACT!

Genuine question, but is Melbourne any good to visit (post Covid)? The missus has a friend living there who can put us up, and we're thinking it will be the first place we ravel once everyone has been dosed up with a cure. Is there enough to do for an entire week...two weeks? Its good for a visit, ...
by Ogre
Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:36 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australian rugby TV deal thread
Replies: 192
Views: 3999

Re: Australian rugby TV deal thread

This looks like a great move by rugby australia. foxtel is dead as soon as the trinations is done.

The only major question will be where to watch cricket, hopefully stan allows access to the standard channel.
by Ogre
Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:31 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

I have petitioned the Governor of this fine State to relocate the ring of steel around Werribee. We don't want you lot bringing down the reputation of Footscray. A ring of steel around Werribee would be supported by most of the state. And lets be clear, most of the residents of Werribee are used to...
by Ogre
Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

Which is concerning as it means there are now no hands available to manage Clog's modesty. It's still rather cold in Melbourne, so not too much to worry about in the regard... Not for those like you in exclusive seaside enclaves of wealth. However us blue collar suburbs are suffering as there is no...
by Ogre
Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

A very conservative announcement by Dan. Will hopefully mean we have a lot more zero days ahead. But it is going to get the anti maskers anti vaxxers pro freedom sovereign citizen types whipped up into a frenzy. Expect another protest march this weekend. And in other news I am on patrol this Sunday...
by Ogre
Sat Nov 07, 2020 4:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

So I went to a bar last night. I felt very virusy doing it. Did you drink your beer through your mask? Or did you guiltily remove it in order to sip? Probably an inner city wine bar with mask infusions and fruit in the drinks :x (im just angry cos im still not allowed to visit inner city wine bars ...
by Ogre
Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:45 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Official 2020 State of the Mungos Match Thread...
Replies: 10
Views: 224

Re: The Official 2020 State of the Mungos Match Thread...

Apparently Queensland won. Wasn't aware the game was being played :shock: Didn't know it was on until yesterday morning when the podiatrist asked who I thought would win. :blush: I watched in surprise as a Qld team full of fellas about whom I knew 3/5 of SFA turned in a v. good second half performa...
by Ogre
Tue Nov 03, 2020 11:55 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

I've been watching a fair bit of CNN lately, as I do every 4 years at this time of the US electoral cycle. Just now they had three American experts talking up the 'Victoria State' strategy for dealing with covid-19 and saying that American states need to use this as a model for success. Big Dan mig...
by Ogre
Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

Its cup day tomorrow, nice weather and steak in the fridge ready for the ritual burning.

Even I must admit we are turning the corner and heading towards a better christmas period.

Huzzah!
by Ogre
Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Bled III: Aus v NZ: MATCH THREAD: Sydney 31st Oct
Replies: 442
Views: 6517

Re: Bled III: Aus v NZ: MATCH THREAD: Sydney 31st Oct

It should probably have been a yellow. WTF was he doing out there on the wing anyway? Then showing the pace of an outside back. He should be booted from the front rowers club at least. He isnt even fat. He is presenting in his own person an unrealistic model for other hookers, the body-shaming bast...
by Ogre
Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElxRYN7WoAIjzzG?format=jpg&name=small Im liking these graphics more and more now. it does make good reading. Now that the worst is over I think we should look at handing out the first place award for the most infected area in the most infected city in Australia, a golden...
by Ogre
Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

Farva wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:50 pm
Ogre wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:43 pm
Clogs wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:35 pm Wyndham. The Adelaide of Melbourne.
That's a bit harsh, ive not heard bad things about adelaide.
Perhaps its the Hobart of Melbourne?
The Hamilton of Melbourne.
It might be a shit hole but its not a massive shit hole. Maybe the Mount Isa of Melbourne :twisted:
by Ogre
Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:43 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

Clogs wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:35 pm Wyndham. The Adelaide of Melbourne.
That's a bit harsh, ive not heard bad things about adelaide.
Perhaps its the Hobart of Melbourne?
by Ogre
Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElxRYN7WoAIjzzG?format=jpg&name=small Im liking these graphics more and more now. it does make good reading. Now that the worst is over I think we should look at handing out the first place award for the most infected area in the most infected city in Australia, a golden...
by Ogre
Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. UnFvcked. Almost

I can kind of understand not using an app. There will be massive pushback by the anti-mask brigade but f**k them, that shouldnt stop it. I think the pen and paper method is there perhaps for those not tech savy. My grandma (in her 90s) wouldnt know how to download an app for instance, doesnt own a ...
by Ogre
Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Government rejected requests for PPE from hundreds of aged care homes at peak of pandemic https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/government-rejected-requests-for-ppe-from-hundreds-of-aged-care-homes-at-peak-of-pandemic-20201028-p569a7.html How that aged care minister still has a job is beyond me. ...
by Ogre
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Login issues
Replies: 12
Views: 256

Re: Login issues

I haven't been able to login since the "we're having issues, try again tomorrow" message first appeared. :( I think the mods are giving you a hint :twisted: Don't make me recommend another delicious but dangerous beer to you... :x (Mmmm, murder of crows..... ) My body is a temple that is not profan...
by Ogre
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

The good news is the suns out its a great day and there people seem to out and about with a smile (i am assuming that as almost everyone is wearing a mask). This is a bit more like it.
by Ogre
Tue Oct 27, 2020 5:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Ok, I can live with these new rules about visits. Sensible. Get on the beers! Can you summarise for those of us outside Victoria? We are (as of midnight tonight) allowed 1 visit per day to a friend/family member. That is 2 adults and their dependants. Wh noich means go for a BBQ or dinner party or ...
by Ogre
Tue Oct 27, 2020 4:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Ok, I can live with these new rules about visits. Sensible. Get on the beers! Can you summarise for those of us outside Victoria? We are (as of midnight tonight) allowed 1 visit per day to a friend/family member. That is 2 adults and their dependants. Wh noich means go for a BBQ or dinner party or ...
by Ogre
Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Login issues
Replies: 12
Views: 256

Re: Login issues

Fat Old Git wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:58 pm I haven't been able to login since the "we're having issues, try again tomorrow" message first appeared.

:(
I think the mods are giving you a hint :twisted:
by Ogre
Tue Oct 27, 2020 3:27 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Are the pubs open? From midnight tonight. Go out there and get yourself a pint. You deserve it. Still have 25km travel restrictions so caballing is off and no good pubs within that distance. However a virtual beer will be had 🍻 https://i.ibb.co/C5nS3MS/disapproving-look.webp Off the sauce for a whi...
by Ogre
Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

CrazyIslander wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:08 am
ElementFreak wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:52 am
CrazyIslander wrote: Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:02 am Are the pubs open?
From midnight tonight.
Go out there and get yourself a pint. You deserve it.
Still have 25km travel restrictions so caballing is off and no good pubs within that distance. However a virtual beer will be had 🍻
by Ogre
Tue Oct 27, 2020 12:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Clogs wrote: Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:34 pm 0 0 again today. Double donuts. Fvck you covid, fvxk you Sweden. We are the New New Zealand.


I wanna haka!!







Too far?
You lack the experiance and cultural connection to Haka. Id recommend you stick to Mr Bun pies as a form of celebration.
by Ogre
Mon Oct 26, 2020 5:46 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

And its a win for freedom. Most things open tomorrow and 2 weeks until the "Ring of Steel" is gone and the 25km limit is gone. Phew. Still need to be sensible which i can't disagree with but the next person who does stupid stuff and threatens a lockdown gets hanged, by their nads, using barbed wire,...
by Ogre
Mon Oct 26, 2020 5:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Odds on he is going to be forced into an embarrassing backdown from yesterdays "pause" and he will be announcing a raft of easing to restrictions. One I suspect he will dig his heels in will be the visit to a friends house. Not likely for a while (at least until after Melbourne Cup). Anyone else go...
by Ogre
Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

Ol Dictator Dan is running out of reasons to keep the worlds most liveable gulag in lockdown. Cases Down. 14 Day Average Down. Mystery Cases Down. New Cluster numbers no exploding. Only reason to keep delaying is stubborn political adhearance to "The Plan" to not open until november. Lets hope its a...
by Ogre
Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rudy Giulani and Borat.
Replies: 104
Views: 4076

Re: Rudy Giulani and Borat.

I can vouch for Thomas that he doesn't wank like that Thanks babe. I'm more hunched over and stumbling. And hopefully not in the presence of children. Hopefully. G’day kiddies. Any of youse like chocolate? Aaah, goodoh; ‘cause I’ve got half a bar in me trousers .... Fruit and nut? Milky Bar? Or may...
by Ogre
Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

So, it is a public holiday down here in the Great State of Victoria. What are all you Melburnians up to? Anyone off to a BBQ at a mates place? Off to a nice restaurant? Catching up for froffy's at a local watering hole? Out and about shopping? Going to the races tonight (Manikato) or tomorrow (Cox ...
by Ogre
Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69613

Re: Melbourne. Fvcked.

So, it is a public holiday down here in the Great State of Victoria. What are all you Melburnians up to? Anyone off to a BBQ at a mates place? Off to a nice restaurant? Catching up for froffy's at a local watering hole? Out and about shopping? Going to the races tonight (Manikato) or tomorrow (Cox ...
by Ogre
Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: New Public Transport for Wellington
Replies: 0
Views: 381

New Public Transport for Wellington

Looks like the Number 11 bus from Rongatai to Lampton Quay is back in service.

https://www.allblacks.com/news/julian-s ... -for-2021/

Would prefer BLAM but hopefully hes back to full physical and mental fitness after earning some cash in France