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MungoMan

shanky wrote:Working class, mate - We don't do jigsaws

Working. In NSW. You must be a lonely man in that respect.

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The first time I watched Gallipoli was at a backpackers in Cairns. We got to the blood-soaked end, and another of those present, a no-nonsense girl from Yorkshire who like me was new to the film, said "Well, that was cheerful, wasn't it?" At this, an Aussie guy stood up and screamed "you wouldn't f...

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shanky wrote:I don't get it

Shanky you thick fudge. (Shakes head)

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The only atheist who isn't a complete cock-sucker is one who has studied at least three of the major religions in-depth before coming to an informed decision. Whata loada wank. It's about belief, dumbo, not study. One believes or one does not. Arbitrary targets like yours compel one to believe you ...

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Malahide Mullet wrote:You're laying it on too thick kid.

You have to let the fish come to the bait.

Very true.

They'll feed on the berley, not investigate the yabbie.

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shanky wrote:I love Schalk Burger

Love him. Great player.

I'll wager you do not, cannot, love him like I love him.

Mine is a fine, firm and masculine Queensland love.

Yours will be a an equivocal, conditional and throughly milquetoast Newsouthwegian love.

It is to laugh, comparing the two.

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I have zero sympathy for these people. If you live in public housing, you have no say in what the government does with the property, like any other renter. They are entitled to due notice and to see out their tenancy agreement, like any other renter. Why should they get rental assistance to live in...

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globus wrote:.

So - you are having your period.

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The only atheist who isn't a complete cock-sucker is one who has studied at least three of the major religions in-depth before coming to an informed decision. Whata loada wank. It's about belief, dumbo, not study. One believes or one does not. Arbitrary targets like yours compel one to believe you ...

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shanky wrote:Answer?

Because I wasn't munching Ippy cock and practising my QLD, second-man, reach-around, 'backline' moves.

Then you will never excel in this most worthy endeavour, sad to say. Practice makes etc.

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towny wrote:I'm drunk.

OK. The gig's yours.

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We shall not rest...Mungomassa http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Saludo_del_Poder_Negro_en_M%C3%A9xico_1968.jpg (It pains me to admit I remember - from the time - the photo and the incident it depicts. Can't recall the Oz medallist's name, of course). Peter Norman He gave them the ...

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Please note that there is no sex in this story, although some nurses were hot. Had some fun on Monday. Went to the Doc to talk about the pain in my feet (caused by nerve damage in my back when I fell down the stairs?). Anyway, I mentioned a few angina episodes brought about by the recent lack of ex...

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Duff Paddy wrote:
enzedder01 wrote: I was surrounded by Drs and nurses who were yelling at me to stay awake and talk to them and shit.
very hard to do all three on command, no wonder your bp tanked

In the case of Enz, No.2 implies the third.

(And of course is the third in common parlance).

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--DD-- wrote:Miss mine

It's a pretty decent one, tbf. Have you mislaid it?

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Waratah wrote:The profile of football would go through the roof, and a lot of potential young rugby players would turn to the dark side.

An utterly repellant prospect. Gold watches all round to the corrupt and slimy FIFA lickspittles who unwittingly ruled out such a prospect!

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eldanielfire wrote:
towny wrote:Is there a 'good guys'?

If not.....

Depends. Do you like a bunch who are partly Nazi's or do you like Commies?

Yeah nah. But we fucken HATE apostrophe abusers.

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We shall not rest...Mungomassa http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Saludo_del_Poder_Negro_en_M%C3%A9xico_1968.jpg (It pains me to admit I remember - from the time - the photo and the incident it depicts. Can't recall the Oz medallist's name, of course). Peter Norman That's the one. A...

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shanky wrote:We shall not rest...Mungomassa

(It pains me to admit I remember - from the time - the photo and the incident it depicts. Can't recall the Oz medallist's name, of course).

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lilyw wrote:This is from yesterday's Guardian. Normally this setter is very good, however this clue is absolutely cringeworthy.

Give up crime in Oz, reportedly, and wield pen anonymously (----t----e)

'Ghostwrite'. And cringeworthy it is indeed...

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Used to be a problem for my missus. Now I generally post when I can't sleep . But it used to be. ..... " Are you on that PR again. ..? " Now, whenever I mention an item of world news, she asks 'Did you get that from the rugby group?' in a mildly impressed kind of way. Almost a tick of approval, tha...

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Too long have we slaved under the yoke of our colonial overlords (britannia) and their kiwi running dogs. Now, we are faced with being ruled-by our spite-subordinates, the Swarm. Why have you forsaken us, Oh Lotd? Yes - it's crystal-clear that one of youse blokes got on the wrong side of JHWH. So m...

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Perhaps the worst rugby article ever written... http://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/painful-truths-about-rugby-culture-1.1729828 One of the most memorable moments or sequence of moments in sport or perhaps in national life in the last while was the effusion of affection, respect, admirati...

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Or having poster's like GuySmiley carrying on on Facebook as though it is PR. WTF.... Cut Guy some slack, he hasn't got laid in months. :( Irrespective. Facebook is a lot more personal. Its where you would expect to be normal. Not some idiot. That's what PR is for. It's brilliant what one learns on...

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6roucho wrote:I pose as other posters, a different one for each city's cabals.

Can't say fairer, really.

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Mr Mike wrote:The suprasternal notch.

You warped and sickening fudge!!!!

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Saturday, March 22 2014 @ 17h05 http://www.greenbusinessguide.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ellispark_energy-efficiency.jpg Capacity: 62,567 Weather: T.Storms possible. 10% Temp: 22°C Wind: 11 km/h NW Lions: Log position: 4 Wins: 3 from 5 http://www.ruggaworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Supe...

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Reds lose two players The Queensland Reds’ hopes of grabbing a win while in South Africa were dealt a blow as two players left for home with injuries, one of them serious. Prop Ben Daley has been ruled out of action for six weeks after a grade 2 Medial Ligament strain, sustained during the team’s l...

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Never considered George. Iets a decent shout, he is f**king enormous. George Burgess is outstanding. He is the player that Dave Taylor should have been but has failed to be. For the majority of boredies who wouldn't have a clue who Dave Taylor is - he's shorter but heavier than G. Burgess, lacks Ge...

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That thread is 60+ pages, And there you have it. The NZ election thread should have honey-potted innumerable crazies one would reasonably think, but how many pages is it - has it hit nine yet? The takeaway is: NZ is crazy-constrained; loony-deficient; a few nuts short of yer full squirrel hoard (eu...

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That thread is 60+ pages, And there you have it. The NZ election thread should have honey-potted innumerable crazies one would reasonably think, but how many pages is it - has it hit nine yet? The takeaway is: NZ is crazy-constrained; loony-deficient; a few nuts short of yer full squirrel hoard (eu...

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Swarm away fellas. It was moved as personal info was posted and until I can confirm with one of the Irish mods the veracity of the claim and reports, I moved it. Once the offending posts, if they are accurate, have been deleted, it will be back. fudge me. A report on on a majority-Irish thread. Who...

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It would have been good for football, good for Australia, and i f they had built a decent 50,000+ capacity rectangular stadium in central Sydney on the back of it, ultimately good for both rugby codes. If they had built a decent 50,000+ capacity rectangular stadium in central Sydney, NSW punters wo...

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It would have been good for football, good for Australia, and i f they had built a decent 50,000+ capacity rectangular stadium in central Sydney on the back of it, ultimately good for both rugby codes. If they had built a decent 50,000+ capacity rectangular stadium in central Sydney, NSW punters wo...

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I got knocked wit kant while cycling in Brissie years ago when someone hopped out of a car to the right of me, so I have a degree of sympathy. I was in the 'normal' left lane and hit the alighting passenger rather than the door. A car stopped in the right lane, and a woman got out and stepped toward...

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No "back of the neck" option so went for legs. Er... when they say that her legs go 'all the way up', that isn't really what they mean. :lol: Good point. But legs was my next best option. I have a weakness for women with their hair up. The sight of the nape just does it for me. fudge yeah, to coin ...

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BlackMac wrote:Are Australian Local Authorities in the habit of painting meaningless white lines on the roadway??

Oz local authorities like a larf. Sadly, the general hilarity rarely extends beyond the decision-makers.

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Dumbledore wrote:
L. Ron Hubbard wrote:Arrogant as the may be, I expect the Tahs to win this well
Hugeeee call

If Melbourne can win this, as a gesture of gratitude I shall rim the entire Rebels' squad a selection of their younger, hipper supporters.

Can't say fairer.

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towny wrote:If I were to let anyone fudge me in the arse, only a Queenslander would do.

towny: a man of taste and gumption.

And arguably, the nicest man in the world.

[That's me locked in for sloppy seconds behind Thomas].

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Gavin Duffy wrote:I know they sing the UK anthem by default, but should they use their own, uniquely English anthem? Are there any likely, pre-formed candidates?

Is there a song named England England You f**king Ripper Get Us A Beer You wit kant?

No?

Someone shall have to write one, then.

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