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by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:13 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Have €1000 in vouchers to spend, any ideas?
Replies: 12
Views: 1892

Re: Have €1000 in vouchers to spend, any ideas?

I have one €800 and one €200 voucher. The smaller one is rewards on my credit card, the larger one I have a few months from else where. What would be a cool self gift? I don't normally splash out on myself. I have a big selection of online stores to choose from including many well known high street...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:39 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread
Replies: 174
Views: 18902

Re: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread

Toomua, 100%, needs to be our 12 come test season. fudge Beale, Godwin, McCabe etc etc etc, he is a beast in defence, runs like a train, has all the passing and kicking skills anyone who wants a ball playing 12 could dream of, and fucken loves contact. That said, I just don't get the vibe that he c...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:18 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
Replies: 1284
Views: 94027

Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster

This is absolutely bizarre. What the scenarios at this stage? 1. Decompression, entire crew and passengers unconscious and plane flying on autopilot 2. Crew suicide pact 3. Hijacking, deliberate comms blackout, change of flight direction, crew and passengers unable to use their mobile phones 4. Sho...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread
Replies: 174
Views: 18902

Re: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread

Toomua, 100%, needs to be our 12 come test season. fudge Beale, Godwin, McCabe etc etc etc, he is a beast in defence, runs like a train, has all the passing and kicking skills anyone who wants a ball playing 12 could dream of, and fucken loves contact. That said, I just don't get the vibe that he c...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread
Replies: 174
Views: 18902

Re: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread

Waratahs looking champs in rounds one and two; but chumps in round three onwards.,

Who would have thought it?

Fucken near everyone, really...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Have €1000 in vouchers to spend, any ideas?
Replies: 12
Views: 1892

Re: Have €1000 in vouchers to spend, any ideas?

I have one €800 and one €200 voucher. The smaller one is rewards on my credit card, the larger one I have a few months from else where. What would be a cool self gift? I don't normally splash out on myself. I have a big selection of online stores to choose from including many well known high street...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread
Replies: 174
Views: 18902

Re: PONIES V TAHS - Official Match Thread

kiap wrote:Brums 20 - 9 HT
'tahs scrum being utterly bamboozled by the bumboys' tactics thus far.
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The best Thing about BOD retiring?
Replies: 4
Views: 1402

Re: The best Thing about BOD retiring?

In time as we get shite again I'll probably piss off from Rugby back to the Dubs and soccer now that Liverpool are looking successful....... so a flounce from PR possible Pffft. We should be so lucky. Do any of those forums tolerate hysterical shriekings and unsupported accusations about paedophili...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: hurricanes vs Cheetahs Match Tread is not a Myth Thread
Replies: 286
Views: 21757

Re: hurricanes vs Cheetahs Match Tread is not a Myth Thread

Julian Savea has turned into an unagile fat fudge. Even when he was playing superbly well, you were still putting the boot in. You f**king clown. :thumbup: tbf he could slim down a bit By fudge he could! At one point he got the ball (I couldn't see his number on-screen) and took a few steps before ...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:51 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia : I can smell the uranium on your breath ...
Replies: 378
Views: 31630

Re: Australia : I can smell the uranium on your breath ...

Penis size http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 NZ 5.5 Inches Australia 5.2 Inches :blush: NZ minus South Islanders 6.9 Inches http://c2.api.ning.com/files/U76xA-d2iOkdHoVetaO3IsvbGEQZaGxsCp5NUjYB3-r2HElxWppp*9PTnjj2cL2yxKhu9NPWXsmpg-wznFe0Z4o3x1s3HiLS/DogLaughing.gif True Blue is 14 ...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:33 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Vasectomy
Replies: 62
Views: 5814

Re: Vasectomy

I’m no expert but have had the op myself and only had a local. A general always has extra risks attached to it and people react differently to it, my wife vomits like fudge for a day or so after. If you aint happy speak to your quack and tell him so. Your choice I was even offered the choice of a l...
by MungoMan
Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:31 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: S15 Official Rebels v Crusaders Match Thread
Replies: 174
Views: 14340

Re: S15 Official Rebels v Crusaders Match Thread

Crusaders fwds have looked garbage in all the tight stuff. {EDIT} Deserved bonus for the Rebels. It is all they deserved. Possibly more than they deserved. Given the Rebels were coming admittedly second in the forwards' clash but not being destroyed, there is no ready excuse for the anonymity of th...
by MungoMan
Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: S15 Official Rebels v Crusaders Match Thread
Replies: 174
Views: 14340

Re: S15 Official Rebels v Crusaders Match Thread

WoodlandsRFC wrote:Crusaders playing a man off the ball once again

Permitted to do that. Obviously.

And I mean that in the usual sense of the word...
by MungoMan
Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Tony Benn - Gone
Replies: 111
Views: 11602

Re: Tony Benn - Gone

A legend of the Socialist movement and (whether you agreed with his politics or not) a true man of principle. RIP In his earlier incarnation - Anthony Wedgewood-Benn - meh. As Tony Benn - different story. A man who shifted further left in his adulthood and stayed that way, even though it may have a...
by MungoMan
Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
Replies: 1284
Views: 94027

Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster

Has anyone heard the report that the plane may have flown on for another 4 hours??? Holy shit!!! :shock: Someone ring GS and tell him. That'll be the Saffa in you coming out. Go and have a quick cuppa, fercryinoutloud :x You don't have time for this. You should be packing and phoning a taxi. We've ...
by MungoMan
Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: How Many Books Have you Read
Replies: 163
Views: 13110

Re: How Many Books Have you Read

slick wrote:http://www.listchallenges.com/kaunismin ... -challenge

The BBC reckons 6 on average

I got 38

35 for me. Didn't count ones I hadn't completed - Bible, complete Shakespeare, Crime and Punishment.
by MungoMan
Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Afganistan - what ultimately has been achieved ?
Replies: 27
Views: 2854

Re: Afganistan - what ultimately has been achieved ?

Bod wrote:
eugenius wrote:So all those poor pricks have been killed or mutilated for nothing ?

"PRICKS" you say?

Why?
Anglophones using English in differing ways shock horror tragedy.
by MungoMan
Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Australia : I can smell the uranium on your breath ...
Replies: 378
Views: 31630

Re: Australia : I can smell the uranium on your breath ...

Meh, Australia is a My First Pony country really. Sure it has a few bad animals and bugs, and it is home to Tony Abbot and North Queenslanders but that's about it really. NZ is a real country. With volcanos that can destroy the world, earthquakes that can flatten cities and make huge destructive ts...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:32 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Attn Irishers: Survivors of Symphysiotomy
Replies: 78
Views: 4007

Re: Attn Irishers: Survivors of Symphysiotomy

The lack of oversight of doctors, etc, is insane. While the lengthy training tends to keep out the nutters, to be carrying out procedures of this nature is simply evil. It's Shipman-esque. Like most anglophone countries, we have allowed all professions to self regulate. I'm not sure how the Irish g...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Board Issues
Replies: 30
Views: 3201

Re: Board Issues

Yeh it has been a problem. In fact it got so bad on Tuesday that I really struggled to get up a few times. My foot slipped off close to the rail. That was really f**king annoying. I reckon I am going to have to scrape the entire board and re-wax it. Ironing would not be problematic if your clothes ...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:18 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Board Issues
Replies: 30
Views: 3201

Re: Board Issues

Site Admin wrote:Have they subsided now?
If it's any indication, this reloaded quickly.
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The most deluded nation you know
Replies: 125
Views: 13318

Re: The most deluded nation you know

Australia. Nobody comes even close to this self obsessed full of themselves bunch of racist, bigoted, sexist, uneducated one eyed G20 self righteous cock sucking pieces of shit the world has ever seen. But OTOH, we're loveable. Sounds like a backpacking Aussie shagged someone's girlfriend. Wasn't m...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Russia a rogue terrorist state.
Replies: 3593
Views: 218740

Re: Russia a rogue terrorist state.

From Stratfor (by email) Originally written in May 2012 By Robert D. Kaplan Chief Geopolitical Analyst We know who the losers are in the eurozone's financial crisis: Greece and the other countries of the periphery. We also know that Germany is emerging from the crisis as the leader of Europe, more ...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The stunning decline of NZ crowd numbers
Replies: 98
Views: 10455

Re: The stunning decline of NZ crowd numbers

Tickets are too pricey Booze is horrendously expensive ($84 a dozen stubbies that cost $15 at the supermarket) Food is crap and bloody expensive There must be more to it than mere price though because all of the above applies to pretty much any sports league/competition in the world. Tui was the on...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The most deluded nation you know
Replies: 125
Views: 13318

Re: The most deluded nation you know

Intercept Try wrote:Australia.

Nobody comes even close to this self obsessed full of themselves bunch of racist, bigoted, sexist, uneducated one eyed G20 self righteous cock sucking pieces of shit the world has ever seen.
But OTOH, we're loveable.
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your plane breaks up at 10km altitude. When do you die?
Replies: 119
Views: 13043

Re: Your plane breaks up at 10km altitude. When do you die?

One of the RAF rescue teams at Lockerbie insisted that they found a passenger alive but he died before they could get him out of the woodland he was in. Aiming for trees to try and break you fall was always one of the hypothetical 'survive a f**ked chute' scenario, that and car roofs, snow banks an...
by MungoMan
Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Steve Walsh
Replies: 43
Views: 5328

Re: Steve Walsh

A5D5E5 wrote:
Seneca of the Night wrote:Yes, who can forget it.

Tosser.
Is Steve Walsh another example of the superiority of New Zealanders that you are so keen to promote? Or is he just a drunken bum? Such a fine line.

Weeeell - I'm not a Kiwi but I prefer Mr Walsh to a few other refs. Quite a few other refs, in fact.
by MungoMan
Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your plane breaks up at 10km altitude. When do you die?
Replies: 119
Views: 13043

Re: Your plane breaks up at 10km altitude. When do you die?

Ok, so that takes care of Part A. Part B: plane breaks up over water, which presumably would act much in the same way as a slab of concrete on impact. There was a fella in Drop Zone who managed to successfully fall from altitude and hit the water legs first, albeit with a broken chute slowing him d...
by MungoMan
Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:38 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The stunning decline of NZ crowd numbers
Replies: 98
Views: 10455

Re: The stunning decline of NZ crowd numbers

It's March. Who the fark watches rugby in March. I start the rugby season in May. I live within a 15 minute walk from Eden Park and I've only seen 3 super rugby games live ever....(2 of them at the cake tin) all on the corporate donut. I have sky TV. Unless it's a special event like a World Cup or ...
by MungoMan
Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Replacement for Pocock
Replies: 16
Views: 2531

Re: Replacement for Pocock

George Smith has confirmed that he will not be answering the call to fill the void left on the Brumbies' roster by David Pocock's season ending injury. Can anyone think of any underappreciated openside flankers floating around, preferably Australian, who might be convinced to respond to an urgent S...
by MungoMan
Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:33 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Are England favorites for the RWC
Replies: 103
Views: 11591

Re: Are England favorites for the RWC

At home, well coached, upward trajectory of performances, core of class players. I'd say yes. Unbackable favourites. It's England's to lose. The T-shirts are printed. The memorial spoon-sets are cast and chromed. Wine factors in Portugal are finalising the orders for commemorative port. I just hope...
by MungoMan
Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Fictional character resurrections that ruined the story
Replies: 53
Views: 7065

Re: Fictional character resurrections that ruined the story

Possible spoilers, if you've had no contact with popular culture for the past 75 years. * Gandalf the Grey. So much for heroic sacrifice; I'd take on a Balrog if I knew I was guaranteed another life like a video game character. * Darth Maul. Being prepared to introduce - and then kill off - such a ...
by MungoMan
Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:32 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Downward Pressure
Replies: 26
Views: 3670

Re: Downward Pressure

http://www.irblaws.com/index.php?law=22.1 If you're holding the ball and touch it to the line or over, no downward pressure required, it's a try. With a loose ball you have to put your hand on top of the ball, ie downward pressure. Both of these have downward pressure. Nop (a) Player touches the gr...
by MungoMan
Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
Replies: 1284
Views: 94027

Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster

Uighurs ? It might have been headed for China, but it was nonetheless a Malaysian plane. So who has recent reason to feel aggrieved w/- Malaysia? Certain Filipinos of the muslim separatist persuasion spring to mind ... Overwhelmingly Chinese passengers presumably perished, and Muslim Filipinos are ...
by MungoMan
Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster
Replies: 1284
Views: 94027

Re: Let's hope this isn't the next major air disaster

ticketlessinseattle wrote:Uighurs ?
It might have been headed for China, but it was nonetheless a Malaysian plane.

So who has recent reason to feel aggrieved w/- Malaysia?

Certain Filipinos of the muslim separatist persuasion spring to mind...
by MungoMan
Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:38 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: S15 Official Force v Rebels Match Thread
Replies: 202
Views: 20123

Re: S15 Official Force v Rebels Match Thread

Marshall Banana wrote:
Dumbledore wrote:Some mungo wit kant just tried to start me on the whole League is better than rugby thing. What a f**king night.
Manly and Melbourne just played a beauty... :P

I'm going to watch it after this.
I hope your recoding is set to run over-time.

Ours wasn't :x :x
by MungoMan
Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:00 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: We dont do foreign imports
Replies: 86
Views: 10054

Re: We dont do foreign imports

AND-y wrote:Holy Moses is openclash actually serious here? I was sure he was just having a troll at muff.
It seems he might be. I too assumed it was all a (kinda tedious) windup, given muff's various dopy comments didn't include / imply racism.

Best thing is if both posters put themselves on the STFU diet.
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: London - Russia's money launderer?
Replies: 64
Views: 9460

Re: London - Russia's money launderer?

I think Ben has struck a nerve. Truth hurts methinks. Its a fair point. I've often thought that the disdain with which Kiwis treat the poaching meme, was a clear sign that it was a painful truth. I'd hardly call the poaching thing a meme. Rather a glorious mishmash of ignorance, sour grapes and thi...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:46 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Non payment of BBC licence fee to be made a civil offence
Replies: 35
Views: 4358

Re: Non payment of BBC licence fee to be made a civil offenc

A better analogy would be someone who drives to work, being forced to buy a bus ticket, even though he dosnt use the bus and facing prison if he dosnt pay No it isn't - it's using a service for which others pay and the offender hasn't. Specifically in this argument anyone in the UK or Channel Islan...
by MungoMan
Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: S15 Official Force v Rebels Match Thread
Replies: 202
Views: 20123

Re: S15 Official Force v Rebels Match Thread

Dumbledore wrote:Some mungo wit kant just tried to start me on the whole League is better than rugby thing. What a f**king night.

Yeah; but he probably picked a good night to do so.

Careful now. He's grooming you. :shock: