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by red pen
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: WALES OUT!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 1131

Re: WALES OUT!!!

The Welsh need to import 5 South African players for their international team. 2 props, a flank and 2 wings. There’s plenty of Doohans roaming around South Africa looking for a team to play for.
by red pen
Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pray to BLM?
Replies: 102
Views: 10636

Re: Pray to BLM?

I would guess it is down to religious reasons. If it becomes compulsory then it loses all meaning and is no more than an act of subjection. Whilst there may be a lot of angry talk, I struggle to see any long term consequences as it is difficult to prove that not kneeling is racist in and of itself....
by red pen
Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW content)
Replies: 55648
Views: 9392050

Re: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW conte

Jensrsa wrote:
The Optimist wrote:Image
Matthew 7:13

There are many people who've been having dreams of the rapture and believe that it will happen very soon.
by red pen
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Taxi Drivers Whinging about Uber
Replies: 119
Views: 9553

Re: Taxi Drivers Whinging about Uber

Uber from the airport in Las Vegas to Freemont St was $30.
6 days later the taxi from Freemont St to the airport was $50.

The Uber was clean and the taxi was filthy. Fcuk taxi drivers.
by red pen
Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: This new ad background...
Replies: 23
Views: 2207

Re: This new ad background...

I'm going to boycott all products advertised on PR.
by red pen
Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: This new ad background...
Replies: 23
Views: 2207

Re: This new ad background...

It takes up 40% of my computer's screen and I'll never buy a fitbit because of this bullshit. No ads showing up on my ipad.
by red pen
Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The 2019 RWC Exclusive VIP Finals Lounge
Replies: 78
Views: 7613

Re: The 2019 RWC Exclusive VIP Finals Lounge

Just let me sort out the beer, for God's sake. Can we put it in the fridge? I'm using one of the Banksy ice sculpture to chill my beers. Feel free to use one of the many ice sculptures to get your beers nice and cold. There are currently 23 guys outside doing a protest Hakka. They seem mostly harml...
by red pen
Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: 3rd-4th Budget Lounge
Replies: 230
Views: 25047

Re: 3rd-4th Budget Lounge

*wanders in accidentally* Well, isn't this place simply charming. Can someone please pass me the wine list? Wine list you say? There is a bottle of Lambrusco somewhere - its not cold but chuck some ice in and you will be fine. You will have to have it in a pint mug though which is Ok as you will ha...
by red pen
Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:14 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: 3rd-4th Budget Lounge
Replies: 230
Views: 25047

Re: 3rd-4th Budget Lounge

Do you have bar billiards in here? Haven't played it in ages and really fancy a game. I tried the VIP lounge but they only have snooker and 9 ball. Don't know about the billiards but there are currently 3 games of corn hole being played. Ali's choice is currently looking for someone to start a 4th ...
by red pen
Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC 2019 Final: England vs South Africa Match Thread
Replies: 2388
Views: 187781

Re: RWC 2019 Final: England vs South Africa Match Thread

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/V9cWm2ntJ6sKnRXuejcFu7ZWO-jcCs73I6Xfk3U1ikQdu_IjoYtPnytPl4T_-eUBpEqnFFMyJ7lFvBj5DH7U2nwmZZrLK8h5y4wGm4R3bMI6q4Ofjxesrqgx5PNo5gNObfC3xxRRrGDV-dy0cql3j0ooHxYJ5enGbPGbFhWnwdWnlpsJb797jWxnH3yaQhptQ9_YcCfNEwiUUqdggDoC8ohWstlqamXAa-lA8IyZyDD03oWkBCTC5gtOS1Qz2_pHTKCsTQtoR...
by red pen
Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:55 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: England may face massive fine for disrespecting Haka!
Replies: 204
Views: 15889

Re: England may face massive fine for disrespecting Haka!

I love the Haka and I'm a Bok supporter. I've given Kiwis grief about it just to piss them off but everyone knows that directly after you see it all hell breaks loose.
by red pen
Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:08 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The 2019 RWC Exclusive VIP Finals Lounge
Replies: 78
Views: 7613

Re: The 2019 RWC Exclusive VIP Finals Lounge

OomPB wrote:This early Japan times are kak. They should switch to the UK time zone for the final. I am totally suiped starting at 10 am in the morning.
You lucky bastard. I'm getting up at 3am in the USA to watch games so it's real nice to have a VIP lounge to relax in.
by red pen
Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rwc final official match thread: England v South Africa
Replies: 30
Views: 3327

Re: Rwc final official match thread: England v South Africa

Yourmother wrote:Is this the neutrals match thread then?
Somebody should start a neutrals 3rd thread.
by red pen
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rwc final official match thread: England v South Africa
Replies: 30
Views: 3327

Re: Rwc final official match thread: England v South Africa

I hope that SA have a plan B because this England side is formidable and I don't think that Faffed up box kicks and crash ball rugby will work against them. We don’t. We’re going all-in ons what has been semi-working for us for the last 18 months and England are going to have to either go through u...
by red pen
Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Ugliest World Cup XV
Replies: 25
Views: 3682

Re: Ugliest World Cup XV

BokJock wrote:Leo Cullen = GOAT?
Nope, Retallick is the fugly goat captain of this XV.
by red pen
Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Rwc final official match thread: England v South Africa
Replies: 30
Views: 3327

Re: Rwc final official match thread: England v South Africa

I hope that SA have a plan B because this England side is formidable and I don't think that Faffed up box kicks and crash ball rugby will work against them.
by red pen
Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: I want to leave South Africa
Replies: 966
Views: 66541

Re: I want to leave South Africa

Chilli wrote:
OomPB wrote:Wonder what happened to Alfy?
He left.
Good for him.
by red pen
Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:46 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC QF: Japan vs Springbokke : Match Thread: Sun 20th Oct
Replies: 1554
Views: 103148

Re: RWC QF: Japan vs Springbokke : Match Thread: Sun 20th Oc

The Boks need to employ crash ball rugby for this game and stop the box kicking. I think this is the approach. The moment Scotland got a bit more possession and starting attacking the line, the Japanese started getting stretched defensively. I think the Japanese being forced to repeatedly tackle th...
by red pen
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC QF: Japan vs Springbokke : Match Thread: Sun 20th Oct
Replies: 1554
Views: 103148

Re: RWC QF: Japan vs Springbokke : Match Thread: Sun 20th Oc

The Boks need to employ crash ball rugby for this game and stop the box kicking.
by red pen
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: 'Professional referees are fair and cannot be influenced'
Replies: 21
Views: 2063

Re: 'Professional referees are fair and cannot be influenced

naki wrote:Image
This is disgraceful and should be made a yellow card offense.
by red pen
Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Boks 2019 RWC fred
Replies: 3364
Views: 189225

Re: Boks 2019 RWC fred

I'll tell you want won't f**king work...f**king box kicking all day. The Boks might box kick themselves right out of the RWC. Japan were very poor (by test rugby standards) under the high ball. If you watch Scotland’s good start the Japanese fullback would let Laidlaw’s kicks bounce in front of him...
by red pen
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Boks 2019 RWC fred
Replies: 3364
Views: 189225

Re: Boks 2019 RWC fred

sorCrer wrote:I'll tell you want won't f**king work...f**king box kicking all day.
The Boks might box kick themselves right out of the RWC.
by red pen
Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Boks 2019 RWC fred
Replies: 3364
Views: 189225

Re: Boks 2019 RWC fred

On paper Japan vs SA looks close. I think that currently SA are ranked 5th and Japan are ranked 7th in the world.
by red pen
Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL: Scotland vs. Japan RWC Pool A 13th Oct 19:45 JT
Replies: 1330
Views: 84400

Re: OFFICIAL: Scotland vs. Japan RWC Pool A 13th Oct 19:45

NBC sports coverage of the game just came on in the USA. The stadium is packed and the field looks like it's in great condition. Massive respect for the Japanese pulling this off 1 day after a typhoon and an earthquake. They've been excellent hosts. :thumbup: They've managed this RWC extremely well...
by red pen
Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: OFFICIAL: Scotland vs. Japan RWC Pool A 13th Oct 19:45 JT
Replies: 1330
Views: 84400

Re: OFFICIAL: Scotland vs. Japan RWC Pool A 13th Oct 19:45

NBC sports coverage of the game just came on in the USA. The stadium is packed and the field looks like it's in great condition. Massive respect for the Japanese pulling this off 1 day after a typhoon and an earthquake.
by red pen
Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:39 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Fijians are Rugby's Spiritual Guardians
Replies: 20
Views: 2070

Fijians are Rugby's Spiritual Guardians

Fijians are loved by all rugby playing nations and are the best ambassadors for rugby. Why other countries don't qualify: New Zealand: Hubris. France: They could not be bothered. Ireland: The Craig. Scotland: Not a country. Wales: Not a country. England: Fuuuck NO. South Africa: Old and new aparthei...
by red pen
Sun Sep 29, 2019 1:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Congrats Japan!
Replies: 107
Views: 5088

Re: Congrats Japan!

Wonderful game. I was surprised to see Lappies Labuschagne as captain of the side.
by red pen
Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Two things you didn't understand until your adult years
Replies: 102
Views: 7952

Re: Two things you didn't understand until your adult years

Show up, shut up and get paid.
by red pen
Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: World Rugby: Sorry guys, our refs are shit!
Replies: 70
Views: 6315

Re: World Rugby: Sorry guys, our refs are shit!

If we had drone mounted artificial intelligence refs there would still be complaints. Especially if they were French drones. Do the french make any good drones? I recommend world rugby use german made drones instead. Sounds like a plan but only if they are modelled in the form of a naked Angela Mer...
by red pen
Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: World Rugby: Sorry guys, our refs are shit!
Replies: 70
Views: 6315

Re: World Rugby: Sorry guys, our refs are shit!

If we had drone mounted artificial intelligence refs there would still be complaints. Especially if they were French drones. Do the french make any good drones? I recommend world rugby use german made drones instead. Sounds like a plan but only if they are modelled in the form of a naked Angela Mer...
by red pen
Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: World Rugby: Sorry guys, our refs are shit!
Replies: 70
Views: 6315

Re: World Rugby: Sorry guys, our refs are shit!

If we had drone mounted artificial intelligence refs there would still be complaints. Especially if they were French drones.
by red pen
Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:37 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sept 21
Replies: 2326
Views: 103511

Re: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sep

BlueThunder wrote:Those kind of myopic, pathetic, whingey and wildly inaccurate YouTube "analysis" videos tend to originate from one country in particular and it rhymes with C*ntstralia.
Is it where women glow and men plunder?
by red pen
Tue Sep 24, 2019 2:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sept 21
Replies: 2326
Views: 103511

Re: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sep

Seems like a lot of effort to go to if it's a non-Saffer trolling South Africans. I don't know Ali, is it? I think it's a fair bit of work to go to if the youtube creator wasn't actually a South African fan. As a recovered troll I know the mindset of trolls. They are generally lazy and searching fo...
by red pen
Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Box kicks
Replies: 30
Views: 2512

Re: Box kicks

I want to shit my pants when faf goes toes up mode. Boxkick loading in 4..3...2..1 Me to. I could not believe Tonga have this tactic against England. They struggle to get possession and just gave it back, time after time again. In Varsity Cup they had the free catch rule to get this out. It should ...
by red pen
Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sept 21
Replies: 2326
Views: 103511

Re: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sep

Can we all agree now that Springbok fans are the worst losers in World Rugby? It is actually impossible to beat them fairly. They either win, or they are beaten by a biased/incompetent referee. They are never beaten by a superior team. It would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic. The irony being...
by red pen
Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sept 21
Replies: 2326
Views: 103511

Re: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sep

Sards wrote:
That is soooooo embarrassing.



Where to hide....
You can hide in the USA. Most people over here have no idea about rugby and don't know that it's a RWC year.
by red pen
Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sept 21
Replies: 2326
Views: 103511

Re: RWC: Pool B: All Blacks vs Springboks: MATCH THREAD: Sep

Can we all agree now that Springbok fans are the worst losers in World Rugby? It is actually impossible to beat them fairly. They either win, or they are beaten by a biased/incompetent referee. They are never beaten by a superior team. It would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic. The irony being...
by red pen
Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Jerome Garces
Replies: 262
Views: 27847

Re: Jerome Garces

In other sports, do you the losing fans spend entire weeks (years sometimes) blaming the ref for losing. Quite amusing to see kiwis amused that another country can’t lose without whining about the ref. I think the sport of rugby would be measurably better if everyone just got on with it after a gam...
by red pen
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Kiwi whingathon since ages ago
Replies: 229
Views: 18306

Re: Kiwi whingathon since ages ago

Imagine the meltdown if the Aussies posthumously grant Edmund Hillary citizenship and then claim that an Aussie was the first to climb Everest.
by red pen
Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: School Bullying
Replies: 136
Views: 13249

Re: School Bullying

Over the years I've humiliated all the guys who bullied me in high school. I never went looking for them, I just got lucky. Caught 1 in Hillbrow,Joburg, 2 at the same time on Umbilo Rd,Durban, 1 on Point Rd,Durban and waited 24 years to deliver the final humiliation. The one thing they have in commo...