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Dictator Dan won't let anyone from NSW in, but the tennis arrivals are turning into a clusterf u ck. https://www.9news.com.au/national/nearly-50-tennis-players-in-quarantine-as-three-connected-to-aus-open-test-positive/918e7961-7ddb-4461-9913-042de8df2208?app=applenews This is what happens when Zer...

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Monk Zombie wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:13 am
jdogscoop wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:06 am Congratulations, moron. Consider yourself reported.

by you?

Yes. Persistent, desperately unfunny abuse.

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It's a bit like basketball. Or cricket. When we're doing well in it, large swathes of the population get into it and everyone's an expert. When we're getting lapped, everyone just shrugs it off. I actually think there is a definite logic as to why (apart from just "small country syndrome") - we are...

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:lol: Sorry boet - I'm not used to men referring to their "figure" or their "waistline" But you did. Out of the blue you bizarrely chose to comment on my figure. Remember when you called me a "fat c**t" a few posts up? Do you find larger men ugly? "larger men" you say - is that how you describe you...

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So I'm a "fat f**k" because I made a comment about the Indian cricket team that you don't like. Are you mentally unwell? Or are you a troll? you are a fat fvck because you are a fat fvck I find it a bit weird that you've suddenly felt the need to comment on my figure. Do you regularly comment on mi...

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There is a high population of rugby loving expats from the UK and New Zealand in my little corner of Melbourne so I have the privilege of being part of a packed local pub for big test matches. It really is an awesome atmosphere.

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Unfortunately I suspect the Saders will win this comfortably, and even worse, pay no respect to the trophy pictured having shephered it to Dunedin for no apparent reason. I have no doubt Codie Taylor will throw it beautifully overhead into the Leith River at the end of a long evening.

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Anyone else thinking this aussie batting side is pretty average and they will get smashed vs a decent bowling attack away from home? If they were going to NZ to play on your greentops, the selections would likely be different (starting with the openers, and possibly moving Pucovski to first drop). ...

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Most expensive Coffee in Australia - pretty f u cked Beer pints also more expensive - no pokie machines. Dunno if it was Smiley or Towny but someone went to the bar to get 3 beers with a $50 note and the barmaid said "You'll need more than that, sweetie" Yeah, not far wrong if you pick a flash cash...

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Wade got 45 which is a reasonable score.

It'd be hard to drop him despite his regular Craig McMillan impressions.

David Warner has got to be the greater concern, Shirley.

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Anonymous 1 wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:19 am
trapper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:14 am Mr Smith goes to Washington.

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The cognitive dissonance of Aus fans is quite spectacular here. To the left they shout, "there's no evidence of a racist comment, Siraj has clearly made this up". Then they turn to the right and decry actual evidence, "this is just something Smith does, nothing in it, move along". :uhoh: Where is t...

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5 new locally acquired cases in NSW overnight. One case is linked to the Berala cluster. Two cases are in the Northern area of the Northern Beaches and two others are in Western Sydney and are under investigation. The Gold Standard is struggling to get on top of this outbreak. Berejiklian being lob...

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Shane Warne once again ironically wearing the flat cap of humility.

Is he balding?

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Pat the Ex Mat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:14 pm Toilet paper nowadays is designed for Lady's Front bottoms

It's a about softness

You need about 4 folds to not "break O
on through to the other side"....

Coles 8 pack, $3.70 of your hard earned IT guy dollars.

Jobs a good un.

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Ali's Choice wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:50 pm
jdogscoop wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:19 pm The local headmaster, ladies and gentlemen.

A pillar of the community.
I was joking mate. Sorry about the sarcasm. Me and my family are isolating and wearing masks as per QLD Health guidelines.

As was I.

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20 minutes to go pumpkins. Or is it an hour and 20? Fvcking daylight savings. 1 hr and 20. I'm outside the lockdown area so I'm going to do a pub crawl tonight, drinking in every pub in my town simply because I can. And I'm going to do so without wearing a mask, and I'm going to leave fake details ...

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Indians bowling bouncers at Cummins. Kiwias will no doubt be all over this. Dont you mean Enzed? Take your pick. There's any number of Kiwi posters who take great offence at fast bowlers (read: Australian fast bowlers) intimidating other bowlers. The red mist descends whenever someone dares critici...

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Brad Hodge.

Six tests with an average of 55 and a high score of 203*

Sawn off, or did circumstances conspire to cruel his international career?

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Tim Payne is either a brilliant keeper or an incredibly inspirational captain because he’s certainly not a batsman I like what hes brought to the team in leadership since sandpaper gate. We dont want to go back to the Boof days. Smith hasn't been hot either with the bat. He’s just scored his 27th C...

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Are there any other all-rounders coming through the Australian system or do people feel Green will grow into the role? I know he is young and this is only his third test but assuming he is picked for the next two, what does he need from the series to lock down the spot long term? Runs and wickets.

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Tim Payne is either a brilliant keeper or an incredibly inspirational captain because he’s certainly not a batsman I like what hes brought to the team in leadership since sandpaper gate. We dont want to go back to the Boof days. Smith hasn't been hot either with the bat. He’s just scored his 27th C...

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Wade and Green must be feeling a bit of pressure given the depth in Australian cricket.

Neither of them have done much of late.

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Bindi wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:46 am Indians bowling bouncers at Cummins. Kiwias will no doubt be all over this.

Cummins bats 8. You have to expect bouncers playing there.

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Thomas wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:27 am Shops are a mess. Don't even bother. People are panicking despite the fact you can go and buy food during lockdown.

Got my booze delivered so I'm happy.

Priorities.

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Stay strong my Queensland brothers and sisters.

You will get through this.

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Just the 1 new case locally, with 2 internationally acquired cases in hotel quarantine.

Hopefully a return to donut days is just around the corner.

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KW waits for Mitchell to get his maiden ton before declaring.

The selfish bugger.

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:lol: Day three 3rd session. 25 overs cruising along at 5 runs an over. Lets judge all the pitches of the NZ summer because two in batsmen decide to kick up the scoring rate in the third session prior to the new ball and the bowling attack loses all shape as a result. Cool story bro. There has not ...

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So Jeroen was reassuring us that there were just around 1500 hand jobbers plying their trade in NSW. Turn out that number is closer to 2500 than 1500 ('around 2200'). And the Victorian Government have processed the grand sum total of 175 to date. There are still over 2000 more waiting. At this rate...

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So Jeroen was reassuring us that there were just around 1500 hand jobbers plying their trade in NSW. Turn out that number is closer to 2500 than 1500 ('around 2200'). And the Victorian Government have processed the grand sum total of 175 to date. There are still over 2000 more waiting. At this rate...

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Ali's Choice wrote: ↑Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:02 am I'm sure Kane Williamson, the world's best batsman and captain of the world's no.1 ranked test team. will be sleepless tonight knowing that Sluggy doesn't approve of winning the toss and bowling.

In truth I very much doubt Kane Williamson reads Planet Rugby, or is even aware it exists.

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A laughable selection gets the treatment it deserves.

Truly the work of people who exclusively watch Northern Hemisphere rugby.

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shanky wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:13 am Fair enough lads. You’re right, I am better than that.

Les, I apologise. The comment was wrong. For what it’s worth, it wasn’t an intentionally hurtful instruction, more a sense of frustration.

Please accept my apology.

Nicely done.

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Oh my, look at you with the sudden pearl clutching Let’s examine how shit it is then... Is it more or less shit than you unrelenting campaign to politicise a health crisis that has killed hundreds of people and destroyed the livelihoods of countless more? Leave me out of it. You just had a crack at...

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Punter15 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:31 pm Tight race this year, but Mitch McConnell gets my vote.

Nah the chinless wonder showed a rare bit of leadership in (finally) acknowledging Biden's victory (very) late in the piece.

Trump with daylight second for mine.

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Time for the rest of the country to completely lock out NSW. They aren’t taking it seriously. I can tell you that it does seem to be being taken seriously, at least from the POV of New Year's Eve. The usual flooding of my suburb with strange vehicles, pre-positioned near the harbour, in what is on ...

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Time for the rest of the country to completely lock out NSW. They aren’t taking it seriously. LNP premier .... x( GoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldS...

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Australia's CMO Paul Kelly giving a press conference just now in Canberra. He's repeatedly labelled NSW Health the "gold standard" in the country and said he's happy for the cricket to go ahead at the SCG although he admits he wouldn't take his own family. The amount of interstate shitfighting in t...

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Android is for nerds IOS is for people who have things other than their phone's operating system to think about Androids work fine out of the box I’m sure they do. After you’ve spent 3 hrs deleting all the duplicate folders and unnecessary apps off your parent’s phone because “it’s bloody slow, thi...

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