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by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:18 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69605

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Dictator Dan won't let anyone from NSW in, but the tennis arrivals are turning into a clusterf u ck. https://www.9news.com.au/national/nearly-50-tennis-players-in-quarantine-as-three-connected-to-aus-open-test-positive/918e7961-7ddb-4461-9913-042de8df2208?app=applenews This is what happens when Zer...
by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:17 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Monk Zombie wrote: Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:13 am
jdogscoop wrote: Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:06 am Congratulations, moron. Consider yourself reported.
:lol:
by you?
Yes. Persistent, desperately unfunny abuse.
by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:09 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Kiwi obsession with sailing
Replies: 46
Views: 1417

Re: The Kiwi obsession with sailing

It's a bit like basketball. Or cricket. When we're doing well in it, large swathes of the population get into it and everyone's an expert. When we're getting lapped, everyone just shrugs it off. I actually think there is a definite logic as to why (apart from just "small country syndrome") - we are...
by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

:lol: Sorry boet - I'm not used to men referring to their "figure" or their "waistline" But you did. Out of the blue you bizarrely chose to comment on my figure. Remember when you called me a "fat c**t" a few posts up? Do you find larger men ugly? "larger men" you say - is that how you describe you...
by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

So I'm a "fat f**k" because I made a comment about the Indian cricket team that you don't like. Are you mentally unwell? Or are you a troll? you are a fat fvck because you are a fat fvck I find it a bit weird that you've suddenly felt the need to comment on my figure. Do you regularly comment on mi...
by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 17, 2021 3:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Highlanders vs Crusaders: MATCH THREAD: Fri 26th Feb
Replies: 15
Views: 390

Re: Highlanders vs Crusaders: MATCH THREAD: Fri 26th Feb

There is a high population of rugby loving expats from the UK and New Zealand in my little corner of Melbourne so I have the privilege of being part of a packed local pub for big test matches. It really is an awesome atmosphere. :thumbup:
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Highlanders vs Crusaders: MATCH THREAD: Fri 26th Feb
Replies: 15
Views: 390

Re: Highlanders vs Crusaders: MATCH THREAD: Fri 26th Feb

Unfortunately I suspect the Saders will win this comfortably, and even worse, pay no respect to the trophy pictured having shephered it to Dunedin for no apparent reason. I have no doubt Codie Taylor will throw it beautifully overhead into the Leith River at the end of a long evening.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Anyone else thinking this aussie batting side is pretty average and they will get smashed vs a decent bowling attack away from home? If they were going to NZ to play on your greentops, the selections would likely be different (starting with the openers, and possibly moving Pucovski to first drop). ...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:02 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why isn't Perth F*cked
Replies: 70
Views: 1242

Re: Why isn't Perth F*cked

Most expensive Coffee in Australia - pretty f u cked Beer pints also more expensive - no pokie machines. Dunno if it was Smiley or Towny but someone went to the bar to get 3 beers with a $50 note and the barmaid said "You'll need more than that, sweetie" Yeah, not far wrong if you pick a flash cash...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Wade got 45 which is a reasonable score.

It'd be hard to drop him despite his regular Craig McMillan impressions.

David Warner has got to be the greater concern, Shirley.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Anonymous 1 wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:19 am
trapper wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:14 am Mr Smith goes to Washington.
:lol:
:D :thumbup:
by jdogscoop
Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

The cognitive dissonance of Aus fans is quite spectacular here. To the left they shout, "there's no evidence of a racist comment, Siraj has clearly made this up". Then they turn to the right and decry actual evidence, "this is just something Smith does, nothing in it, move along". :uhoh: Where is t...
by jdogscoop
Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:49 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1238
Views: 22982

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

5 new locally acquired cases in NSW overnight. One case is linked to the Berala cluster. Two cases are in the Northern area of the Northern Beaches and two others are in Western Sydney and are under investigation. The Gold Standard is struggling to get on top of this outbreak. Berejiklian being lob...
by jdogscoop
Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Shane Warne once again ironically wearing the flat cap of humility.

Is he balding?
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:56 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1238
Views: 22982

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

Pat the Ex Mat wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:14 pm Toilet paper nowadays is designed for Lady's Front bottoms

It's a about softness

You need about 4 folds to not "break O
on through to the other side"....

x(
Coles 8 pack, $3.70 of your hard earned IT guy dollars.

Jobs a good un.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:31 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Ali's Choice wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:50 pm
jdogscoop wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:19 pm The local headmaster, ladies and gentlemen.

A pillar of the community.
I was joking mate. Sorry about the sarcasm. Me and my family are isolating and wearing masks as per QLD Health guidelines.
As was I. :D
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:19 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

20 minutes to go pumpkins. Or is it an hour and 20? Fvcking daylight savings. 1 hr and 20. I'm outside the lockdown area so I'm going to do a pub crawl tonight, drinking in every pub in my town simply because I can. And I'm going to do so without wearing a mask, and I'm going to leave fake details ...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Indians bowling bouncers at Cummins. Kiwias will no doubt be all over this. Dont you mean Enzed? Take your pick. There's any number of Kiwi posters who take great offence at fast bowlers (read: Australian fast bowlers) intimidating other bowlers. The red mist descends whenever someone dares critici...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:49 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Brad Hodge.

Six tests with an average of 55 and a high score of 203*

Sawn off, or did circumstances conspire to cruel his international career?
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Tim Payne is either a brilliant keeper or an incredibly inspirational captain because he’s certainly not a batsman I like what hes brought to the team in leadership since sandpaper gate. We dont want to go back to the Boof days. Smith hasn't been hot either with the bat. He’s just scored his 27th C...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Are there any other all-rounders coming through the Australian system or do people feel Green will grow into the role? I know he is young and this is only his third test but assuming he is picked for the next two, what does he need from the series to lock down the spot long term? Runs and wickets.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Tim Payne is either a brilliant keeper or an incredibly inspirational captain because he’s certainly not a batsman I like what hes brought to the team in leadership since sandpaper gate. We dont want to go back to the Boof days. Smith hasn't been hot either with the bat. He’s just scored his 27th C...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Wade and Green must be feeling a bit of pressure given the depth in Australian cricket.

Neither of them have done much of late.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES
Replies: 1496
Views: 21417

Re: Cricket: Australia vs India TEST SERIES

Bindi wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:46 am Indians bowling bouncers at Cummins. Kiwias will no doubt be all over this.
Cummins bats 8. You have to expect bouncers playing there.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Thomas wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:27 am Shops are a mess. Don't even bother. People are panicking despite the fact you can go and buy food during lockdown.

Got my booze delivered so I'm happy.
Priorities. :smug: :thumbup:
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:11 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Stay strong my Queensland brothers and sisters.

You will get through this.

:thumbup:
by jdogscoop
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69605

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Just the 1 new case locally, with 2 internationally acquired cases in hotel quarantine.

Hopefully a return to donut days is just around the corner.
by jdogscoop
Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Kane Williamson is a selfish prick
Replies: 245
Views: 9046

Re: Kane Williamson is a selfish prick

KW waits for Mitchell to get his maiden ton before declaring.

The selfish bugger. :uhoh:
by jdogscoop
Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Kane Williamson is a selfish prick
Replies: 245
Views: 9046

Re: Kane Williamson is a selfish prick

:lol: Day three 3rd session. 25 overs cruising along at 5 runs an over. Lets judge all the pitches of the NZ summer because two in batsmen decide to kick up the scoring rate in the third session prior to the new ball and the bowling attack loses all shape as a result. Cool story bro. There has not ...
by jdogscoop
Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:06 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69605

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

So Jeroen was reassuring us that there were just around 1500 hand jobbers plying their trade in NSW. Turn out that number is closer to 2500 than 1500 ('around 2200'). And the Victorian Government have processed the grand sum total of 175 to date. There are still over 2000 more waiting. At this rate...
by jdogscoop
Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69605

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

So Jeroen was reassuring us that there were just around 1500 hand jobbers plying their trade in NSW. Turn out that number is closer to 2500 than 1500 ('around 2200'). And the Victorian Government have processed the grand sum total of 175 to date. There are still over 2000 more waiting. At this rate...
by jdogscoop
Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:28 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Kane Williamson is a selfish prick
Replies: 245
Views: 9046

Re: Kane Williamson is a selfish prick

Ali's Choice wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:02 am I'm sure Kane Williamson, the world's best batsman and captain of the world's no.1 ranked test team. will be sleepless tonight knowing that Sluggy doesn't approve of winning the toss and bowling.
In truth I very much doubt Kane Williamson reads Planet Rugby, or is even aware it exists.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: PR's Team of 2020
Replies: 28
Views: 1065

Re: PR's Team of 2020

A laughable selection gets the treatment it deserves.

Truly the work of people who exclusively watch Northern Hemisphere rugby.
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69605

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

shanky wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:13 am Fair enough lads. You’re right, I am better than that.

Les, I apologise. The comment was wrong. For what it’s worth, it wasn’t an intentionally hurtful instruction, more a sense of frustration.

Please accept my apology.
Nicely done. :thumbup:
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:05 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69605

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Oh my, look at you with the sudden pearl clutching Let’s examine how shit it is then... Is it more or less shit than you unrelenting campaign to politicise a health crisis that has killed hundreds of people and destroyed the livelihoods of countless more? Leave me out of it. You just had a crack at...
by jdogscoop
Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:39 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cünt of the Year 2020 Edition
Replies: 51
Views: 2962

Re: Cünt of the Year 2020 Edition

Punter15 wrote: Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:31 pm Tight race this year, but Mitch McConnell gets my vote.
Nah the chinless wonder showed a rare bit of leadership in (finally) acknowledging Biden's victory (very) late in the piece.

Trump with daylight second for mine.
by jdogscoop
Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1238
Views: 22982

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

Time for the rest of the country to completely lock out NSW. They aren’t taking it seriously. I can tell you that it does seem to be being taken seriously, at least from the POV of New Year's Eve. The usual flooding of my suburb with strange vehicles, pre-positioned near the harbour, in what is on ...
by jdogscoop
Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1238
Views: 22982

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

Time for the rest of the country to completely lock out NSW. They aren’t taking it seriously. LNP premier .... x( GoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldStandardGoldS...
by jdogscoop
Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sydney.... fvcked
Replies: 1238
Views: 22982

Re: Sydney.... fvcked

Australia's CMO Paul Kelly giving a press conference just now in Canberra. He's repeatedly labelled NSW Health the "gold standard" in the country and said he's happy for the cricket to go ahead at the SCG although he admits he wouldn't take his own family. The amount of interstate shitfighting in t...
by jdogscoop
Sun Dec 27, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: FAO: Jake
Replies: 77
Views: 3465

Re: FAO: Jake

Android is for nerds IOS is for people who have things other than their phone's operating system to think about Androids work fine out of the box I’m sure they do. After you’ve spent 3 hrs deleting all the duplicate folders and unnecessary apps off your parent’s phone because “it’s bloody slow, thi...