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Benthos

The weird thing is the company was set up by - and named after - his old man, who by all accounts is (was?) a softly spoken and serious intellectual with proper pedagogical chops. #1 son couldn't be more different - or less suited to the company image. When I started giving him presentational tips,...

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There's no such thing as balance in the Westminster system. I love it when people who live in a republic tell us how to run our democracy. ;) The Westminster system functions so well, in so many countries (including closely related versions in, e.g. Japan, India) because of the checks and balances ...

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...There's no such thing as balance in the Westminster system. Que? Separation of powers / Latimer House Principles not balanced?? Love your insight into the US political scene, especially your impressive knowledge of US political history, which has always provided fascinating context to the travai...

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The weird thing is the company was set up by - and named after - his old man, who by all accounts is (was?) a softly spoken and serious intellectual with proper pedagogical chops. #1 son couldn't be more different - or less suited to the company image. When I started giving him presentational tips, ...

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3.8 cans per second consumed in the US. We used to have fried spam as school dinner. Disgucting. No wonder there are so many people with heart problems with the salt and fat in those tins. https://drmalcolmkendrick.org/2014/05/13/salt-is-good-for-you/ Have a look at this re salt. :lol: Reding that ...

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Left or Right poltial leanings. I struggle with this as I think I'm mostly right, but definitely have leanings towards left. Case I point. 17 year old in Alexandra Hills Brisbane Qld Aus. 50 previous convictions (allegedly) steals a car, high as f..k does all sorts of crazy shit. Then ends up killi...

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Kerrrrist.. one??

V hard not to caveat this with a myriad close-calls/runners-up, but dem iz da rulz, so...

Fluke; Slide

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Farktiffeyeno.

I am, however, delighted that Owen Jones has deigned to grace our humble forum with his bon mots.

Who do you fancy for the 6 Nations? And - norks or gtfo! [/backrow]

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Try not to be a c&nt, it's Christmas

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RIP Babs - you are, and always will be, carrion.

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Very, very, very, very, very, VERY, dark blue. :lol: :lol: :lol: On that point, like JM & SS we had to undergo micro-aggression training at work today. I was told I can no longer use the expression “black paint”... . . . . . ...from now on I have to say “Leroy, please could you paint that wall?” I’...

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Santa wrote: ↑Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:21 am Would there be a wank detector or would people just have to live with it?

Is this about 'Swing Low'? Covered above.

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This is not that different from what the NBA did; they had a huge video board where fans had their faces put up, and their cheers were part of a mix that included canned crowd noise to give some semblance of a normal crowd. On the phone now so I'll just post this link, but I encourage you to google...

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Jeez Benthos. Do you react this way every time you pitch an idea and no-one else does cartwheels? :uhoh: Nope, just when I'm interacting with dribbling bivalves who don't - or can't - read what has been written. Backrow and Mog dismissed my idea because they don't like fake crowd noise, which was n...

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Stopped reading after the first sentance. The fake crowd noises during the COVID lockdown are f-cking stupid. It was a breath of fresh air to see France v Ireland in Paris where they didn't bother with that fake canned bullsh!t. Felt like being on the sideline. Much better. Fück a stoat is everyone...

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Stopped reading after the first sentance. The fake crowd noises during the COVID lockdown are f-cking stupid. It was a breath of fresh air to see France v Ireland in Paris where they didn't bother with that fake canned bullsh!t. Felt like being on the sideline. Much better. Fück a stoat is everyone...

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Have read this thread twice, don’t understand it :thumbup: Fake crowd noise is shit It's not fake! Well, not artificial . Generated by fans at home, who for the pric.. Oh, it's yeeb... Imagine if you could spaff on the norks of your chosen sleeping non-Kiwi while shouting "get your tits out, Billie...

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Nearly forgot: special plug in that, as soon as the mic detects a strangled “Swiiiiing Looowwwww...” an app immediately downloads kiddie porn, takes a screenshot and auto emails it to Derek Noble...

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Yes, I like that patch for Benthorama 1.0! I initially thought that because the TV view would be preferable, the individual seat view wouldn’t work - but, for orfenticitee it would be a nice touch. Maybe if there wasn’t a mic with each camera the feedback wouldn’t be an issue (with everyone getting ...

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No one likes to watch rugby (or indeed any similar sport) without the noise of the crowd. Indeed, without a crowd are there really home and away fixtures any more?? I was at the PS when my beloved rosbifs last lost to the hobbits and although we were in the driving seat for most of the first half, I...

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Mighty wordsmith Benthos, fvcker of the mentally disabled. If you insist, but give your minge a scrub this time, eh? There’s a poppet x Tell us all again how you seduced the mentally challenged homeless woman... ...and can we try a different approach to our pillow talk? Beginning to think you might...

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mr bungle wrote: ↑Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:55 am Mighty wordsmith Benthos, fvcker of the mentally disabled.

If you insist, but give your minge a scrub this time, eh? There’s a poppet x

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Jensra going for quantity as usual... Yeah he has f**ked this thread properly Then create a fred for Tones and I covers of Jedward classics, you dribbling palestines. Jensra: don't listen to these cultural nematodes, and keep 'em coming, boet! Possibly RR, but one from Angelina's uncle / Jon Voight...

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Ideally my funeral would be a Tibetan gig where my 18stones of offal is left out for Himalayan vultures. Given the Doris (who will defo outlive me) has me told that defo isn’t happening, wherever she bungs me, these are the choontz... As the few mortals that give a toss rock up... ...everyone seated...

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Posted previously - not pretentious, but as the fred's evolved to includedaft/amusing names... Used to work in a mushroom farm with two ol' Suffolk girls called Rosie Bottom and Ophelia Balls. When the latter got married, she was 'Ophelia Balls-Tailor' for a bit, until someone pointed out (she wasn'...

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happyhooker wrote:
SaintK wrote:
Hellraiser wrote:I've encountered a Max Factor. I shit you not.
Guy where I worked was named Roger Boyes
Wasn't a guy by the same name the bbc radio correspondent years back? Then there was a massive paedophile case to cover......

You couldn't make it up...

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Saint wrote:
bimboman wrote:https://www.eleganthotels.com/the-house

Nice. Will take a deeper look

Carriacou FTW. Green Roof Hotel in particular. And seek out Taylorcoy’s shack for a few ‘Jackiron’s if he’s still alive. But if you prefer upmarket to fish market, worth looking at La Luna on the mainland.

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Enzedder wrote:mr Musk's project Starlink stuff.

They're neat eh

I saw them for the first time last week - most impressed

Who farken knew?

Lots of people, it seems.

I farken didn’t!

But now I do - cool. If a trifle disappointing...

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Looking now at the skies over East Anglia and I clocked the space station, which was nice...

Along with (and counting) 20 evenly spaced but quiet bright lights following a similar trajectory.

Anyone seeing what I’m seeing - or drinking what I’m drinking??

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This is not parody. Thousands to pray at Western Wall for end to COVID-19 epidemic Thousands of Jews to pray at Western Wall, in effort to stop the COVID-19 epidemic. 'We are committed to every person,' Rabbi Eliyahu says. http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/276027 I initially read tha...

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hermes-trismegistus wrote:...a fizzing slush of chemicals in a bony soup bowl.

Made me effervesce (a bit more)

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Glowbuzz, are you sure you want to publicly imply any personal links to RC? I’m not regurgitating tawdry rumour, here... even to an innocent 13yr old paperboy it seemed peculiar that he had so many nephews roughly my age, and who seemed to only ever stay with their affectionate Uncle Robert the onc...

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Glowbuzz, are you sure you want to publicly imply any personal links to RC? I’m not regurgitating tawdry rumour, here... even to an innocent 13yr old paperboy it seemed peculiar that he had so many nephews roughly my age, and who seemed to only ever stay with their affectionate Uncle Robert the once...

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Just watched 1917 ... liked it a lot! Are there Class 3 rapids and a big ass waterfall in that part of France? I’m fairly sure there ain’t. Also, he was heading for - IIRC - one mile south of that town, and I don’t think he’d be able to get there by river, as all rivers in that region would presuma...

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...quite funny directing that at Benthos btw, who actually studied under the evil Nick Land, the original neo-reactionary / accelerationist synthesist. ‘Studied under’ is a stretch! The morning of my Current French Philosophy Final I was advised that I should introduce myself to the course tutor an...

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As if you yourself engage with anything in good faith, without a readily apparent malice underpinning almost everything you say. :| Senescence can look after himself, but his question seemed civil enough to me - certainly waaaaay less malice in there than most of your posts, directed as they so oft...

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It would appear the shelf behind is decorated with casts of other vaginas. Nice touch. 13, 2, 1, 8, 11, 9, etc. The 9th from the right’s probably hers, as if I had 3 clitorides* I too would spend all day wedging balls of wool (or pretty much anything I could lay my hands on) up my fanny. Unless of ...

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So a warning for getting into an argument with you, because I backed up Duff's opinion that your desire to be the first to break the news about Geech's health problems came across as a bit 'off'? I'm not fu c king trolling, at this stage I'm trading insults with you and enjoying it because you make...

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Meh. Pros & cons - just ask sorCeror Do you remember Dick Tracy? Do you remember Shane? And mother wants you (Shoo... Shoo... Shoo...) Could you see him selling tickets Where the buzzard circles over Shane "The body on the plain" Did you understand the reference, globus, Or was it all in vain? Btw ...

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