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by happyhooker
Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:32 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 114125
Views: 5056059

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

As Mark Twain reportedly said: "Never argue with an idiot: they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". The ironing is strong here. This is exactly why I wish you'd stop arguing with pretty much everyone on here. Your indefatigability is noteworthy, but you genuinely diminish ev...
by happyhooker
Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:26 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your most embarrassing overhyping of a player
Replies: 121
Views: 3913

Re: Your most embarrassing overhyping of a player

Me. Told my coaches I’d played county U21 at hooker (true), they put me in front row in a senior cup game the following weekend after 5 years playing fullback. Lasted about 20mins, couldn’t stand up straight for a week. I've met you. You played county hooker at u21s?? You're considerably younger th...
by happyhooker
Tue Aug 04, 2020 2:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Your most embarrassing overhyping of a player
Replies: 121
Views: 3913

Re: Your most embarrassing overhyping of a player

tiddle wrote:
happyhooker wrote:36 :blush: :blush: :blush:
made the lions tbf
So did Andy titterall. What's your point?
by happyhooker
Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:30 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Something to celebrate in Zimbabwe
Replies: 28
Views: 1550

Re: Something to celebrate in Zimbabwe

Bad piece of shit alright. IIRC he was Mugabe's cousin . I also doubt he had the ability to fly an aircraft. Black Jesus was the most evil Mugabe henchman. His command of Zim forces during the battle of Kinshasa, probably did ensure a Zim victory. Zim were heavily out numbered 20 to 1, and only had...
by happyhooker
Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:29 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The perfect gift for the Woke/SJW/Greeny/Corbynite
Replies: 41
Views: 1712

Re: The perfect gift for the Woke/SJW/Greeny/Corbynite

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8583179/M-S-RENAMES-Falklands-globe-using-Argentinian-slap-face-British-troops.html Can't imagine M and S allowing this to stay on their shelves for too long. Someone is going to get a big boot up the backside My uncle and I are quite left wing. And bimbo ha...
by happyhooker
Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:03 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Something to celebrate in Zimbabwe
Replies: 28
Views: 1550

Re: Something to celebrate in Zimbabwe

Bad piece of shit alright. IIRC he was Mugabe's cousin . I also doubt he had the ability to fly an aircraft. Black Jesus was the most evil Mugabe henchman. His command of Zim forces during the battle of Kinshasa, probably did ensure a Zim victory. Zim were heavily out numbered 20 to 1, and only had...
by happyhooker
Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:45 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The perfect gift for the Woke/SJW/Greeny/Corbynite
Replies: 41
Views: 1712

Re: The perfect gift for the Woke/SJW/Greeny/Corbynite

Derwyn wrote:Probably.
You're a genuinely despicable cúnt of a human. On here anyway.

The back story has been told on here a few times.
by happyhooker
Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:25 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Guy Fawkes night gonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee
Replies: 12
Views: 778

Re: Guy Fawkes night gonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee

Duff Paddy wrote:
Derwyn wrote:I like to host family and friends over for a BBQ, beers and some fireworks to ‘celebrate’ Guy Fawkes night. I’ll have an incinerator going too - handy for a bit of warmth on a cold Autumns evening!

Live and let live is what I say.
You live in a waste processing facility?
Ftfy
by happyhooker
Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The perfect gift for the Woke/SJW/Greeny/Corbynite
Replies: 41
Views: 1712

Re: The perfect gift for the Woke/SJW/Greeny/Corbynite

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8583179/M-S-RENAMES-Falklands-globe-using-Argentinian-slap-face-British-troops.html Can't imagine M and S allowing this to stay on their shelves for too long. Someone is going to get a big boot up the backside My uncle and I are quite left wing. And bimbo ha...
by happyhooker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:40 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Jeffrey Epstein gggooonnnee!!!
Replies: 376
Views: 27132

Re: Jeffrey Epstein gggooonnnee!!!

CrazyIslander wrote:Didn't realise Ghislaine is pronounced Eilsine.
Pretty sure she pronounces it gee lane
by happyhooker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:02 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Jeffrey Epstein gggooonnnee!!!
Replies: 376
Views: 27132

Re: Jeffrey Epstein gggooonnnee!!!

I've never seen occam spelt like that before. Didn't know it had another variant. William of Ockham. I suspect they wanted to make him sound Greek or something - the pretentious twats. Ockham is on my regular cycle route, pretty but too small to even have a pub these days. If a village doesn't have...
by happyhooker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:55 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Jeffrey Epstein gggooonnnee!!!
Replies: 376
Views: 27132

Re: Jeffrey Epstein gggooonnnee!!!

I've never seen occam spelt like that before. Didn't know it had another variant.
by happyhooker
Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:50 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What's This? - A Farewell Puzzle
Replies: 11
Views: 654

Re: What's This? - A Farewell Puzzle

Grossly overpriced
by happyhooker
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:46 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6551
Views: 301263

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

bimboman wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Person posting on social media gets upset when replied to.

Always struck me as a very odd position to take

Tell me about it.
Ha!
by happyhooker
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:46 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6551
Views: 301263

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

Person posting on social media gets upset when replied to.

Always struck me as a very odd position to take
by happyhooker
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:54 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 114125
Views: 5056059

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Santa wrote:Alright friends now where were we...
You were assuming the position other people had taken and being a sneering dickhead. :thumbup:
by happyhooker
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:46 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: You've got to get them up there girls
Replies: 34
Views: 2750

Re: You've got to get them up there girls

EverReady wrote:
Bimboc69 wrote:Banned ffs you twats
For going into girls toilets? I think that's more an arrestable offence
Depends on how you identify
by happyhooker
Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:33 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Argos Catalogue Gooooonnne
Replies: 14
Views: 779

Re: Argos Catalogue Gooooonnne

They are going to keep the "Xmas Special" catalogue though, so kids will be able to choose their presents. However, more importantly does it mean the end of the little pencils? My daughter used to grab a few every time she went into Argos for her students to use in their Oxford Helix pair of compas...
by happyhooker
Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 114125
Views: 5056059

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

I do wonder if the fact that the economy just dropped 32.9% in Q2 has anything to do with these outbursts.
by happyhooker
Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 114125
Views: 5056059

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Of course, the emoluments clause has stopped him from enriching himself from his presidency, the 4th amendment has ensured that protesters haven't been snatched off the streets and he definitely hasn't tried to use powers that are those of the state governors :roll: The fact that he hasn't got the p...
by happyhooker
Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:17 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 114125
Views: 5056059

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Santa wrote:I haven't read any of your fullas' posts on this - I have a pretty good idea what they will say - but has anyone described it as attempting to delay the election yet? :lol:
Yet you read my post, but not a few above it?

Interesting.
by happyhooker
Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Argos Catalogue Gooooonnne
Replies: 14
Views: 779

Re: Argos Catalogue Gooooonnne

What was bill bailey's line about the argos catalogue? Something like:

Why do they laminate the pages of the argos catalogue? To catch your tears of joy.
by happyhooker
Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all
Replies: 114125
Views: 5056059

Re: POTUS-DONALD TRUMP-and U.S. Politics catch-all

Santa wrote:Trump has no power to delay the election you fucktards.
People had already questioned his power to do so you nimrod.

Yet it's you who often claims that there's no debate to be had.
by happyhooker
Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6551
Views: 301263

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

Rinkals. The gun was not pointed at her throat That's alright then. No, you fúcking prat, that's not what I said. If you'd actually read my posts on the previous page you'd see that I was disagreeing with the way the officer was handling his weapon in that situation. But off you go on your own litt...
by happyhooker
Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6551
Views: 301263

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

Rinkals. The gun was not pointed at her throat
by happyhooker
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:18 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6551
Views: 301263

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

We need Turbo or Towny. I suspect lowering the weapon wouldn’t be advisable given the encouragement it may give other observers and the potential accidental discharge issues if the officer had to quickly raise it against. I assume you have better weapon control if you keep it raised but not pointed...
by happyhooker
Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6551
Views: 301263

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ed8SBccUMAAyHrK?format=jpg&name=small I kept waiting for you to offer some more explanation of why a heavily-armed cop has his rifle aimed at her face at point blank range, knowing you could not be serious with that comment. Getting very serious about enforcing requireme...
by happyhooker
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pretentious Names
Replies: 168
Views: 4759

Re: Pretentious Names

I've encountered a Max Factor. I shit you not. Guy where I worked was named Roger Boyes :shock: :shock: :lol: Wasn't a guy by the same name the bbc radio correspondent years back? Then there was a massive paedophile case to cover...... You couldn't make it up... Ah, not radio, the times. Thanks.
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:50 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Boris goooooone or just Cummings?
Replies: 10385
Views: 235681

Re: Boris goooooone or just Cummings?

Mick Mannock wrote:
Bimboc69 wrote:By all accounts the second wave is probably about 4 weeks away, peaking with the flu season.
October time probably. I've booked most of August off and don't think we will have an easy winter.
At least we have some drug to treat Covid now.
Which drugs?
Domestos
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:43 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 27481
Views: 676006

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

AND-y wrote:Anyone who dislikes Alanis and particularly Jagged Little Pill is a massive shit who know srofaam.

Also the word "irony" is evolving if it hasn't flat out evolved. That's language bitches.
Bless, you little ray of sunshine.
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:35 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pretentious Names
Replies: 168
Views: 4759

Re: Pretentious Names

SaintK wrote:
Hellraiser wrote:I've encountered a Max Factor. I shit you not.
Guy where I worked was named Roger Boyes :shock: :shock: :lol:
Wasn't a guy by the same name the bbc radio correspondent years back? Then there was a massive paedophile case to cover......
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Test Cricket - Windies Tour
Replies: 4
Views: 304

Re: Test Cricket - Windies Tour

inactionman wrote:500 Test wickets for Broad.

(you useless buggers are aware there's a Test Match going on, yes?)
Taken a day off to watch it 😎
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 27481
Views: 676006

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Mahoney wrote:Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
Ah fairy muff. I must admit it's not a song where I felt the need to memorise the lyrics.
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:25 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Pretentious Names
Replies: 168
Views: 4759

Re: Pretentious Names

Surprised no one has mentioned poor Austin Healey. Not quite as bad as Wayne King, or Wayne Kerr. Knew a guy called Robert Sole. Not a good initial for that surname. There are at least two Austin Healeys, i was at University in Sheffield in the early 90s with a lad call Austin Healey, i presume he ...
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:22 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 27481
Views: 676006

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Mahoney wrote:Dying in the plane trip you took to conquer your fear of flight does seem to me to be a little ironic?
I thought he was just playing it safe, not scared of flight?
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 27481
Views: 676006

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Nolanator wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Point of order. Almost nothing in that song is actually ironic
Is it ironic that it's named as such, in a meta-irony way?

What should it be called, Redundant?
"Person wails about bad luck then pretends it had a double meaning all along" would seem to cover most bases.
by happyhooker
Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:27 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 27481
Views: 676006

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Point of order. Almost nothing in that song is actually ironic