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How ? By fúcking Leinster up ? When I were a lad Ulster would have 6 or 7 players in every Irish team. My father tells me that in the '50's it was 8 or 9. What's happened from when players like Alastair McKibben were capped straight out of school, to Ulster importing from Leinster ? What exactly sh...

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IRFU are fukking up Irish Rugby medium to long term. Good for Leinster short term, but fukking everyone else. Hopefully Humph can sort it, but not holding my breath. How ? By fúcking Leinster up ? When I were a lad Ulster would have 6 or 7 players in every Irish team. My father tells me that in the...

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The IRFU can get f*cked, and so can the saps at Ulster Rugby who have tugged their forelock for the last decade You got a stadium paid for you. You got superstar after superstar for years. Leinster used their first bit of outside investment to develop the best training facilities in Ireland (at the...

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fudge me you’re thick. Ulster had over £2million cash in the bank at the end of the last financial year. £1million debt from the LaR cock up About another million or so for SK I would imagine Coaches getting payouts But no we’re not releasing players because we’re crippled with debt It wasn’t debt ...

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Don’t think it’s because of debt, just the vastly reduced budget due to less games etc. :lol: We're not in debt, we just have no money because of loans and overspending fudge me you’re thick. Ulster had over £2million cash in the bank at the end of the last financial year. £1million debt from the L...

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Floppykid wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:41 pm
Munster-fogs wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:40 pm So Leinster steal Snyman off us and sign Barrett, while we also lose Frisch and sign Billy Burns!
What's the latest on Thomond debt?

It’s not debt, it’s just less matches and poor financial management /willie mode off

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Isn’t Jordie the one who broke into some girls house to eat his McDonalds when off his tits?

Insert joke about Dublin knackers here

Insert further joke about PJ here

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Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:24 pm
Zakar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:57 am Never heard of him.

Don't mind a hit and hack around a course, but fudge me, has to be the most boring sport on TV.
Like Snooker and test Cricket, it is incredibly relaxing viewing

You’ve clearly never got invested in the idea of Rory winning a major.

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themaddog wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:26 pm
Ulsters Red Hand wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:06 pm

When playing golf, the less thinking you do the better you play (in my experience)
You must play off scratch.

I wish

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Meanwhile Ulster have signed a SA 7’s player, massively in debt and paying off a player we could never have afforded in the first place, stuck with a fly half who wants to play 9 and half a squad for next season We must be signing the other Barrett brothers then so :thumbup: Don’t think we’re that ...

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Meanwhile Ulster have signed a SA 7’s player, massively in debt and paying off a player we could never have afforded in the first place, stuck with a fly half who wants to play 9 and half a squad for next season

We must be signing the other Barrett brothers then so

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camroc1 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:03 pm Jordie for a year from December it is !

Only 6 months according to someone ITK on the Ulster forum

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HighKingLeinster wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:05 pm
Ulsters Red Hand wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:03 pm Ffs
Not too worry, you guys are signing Bordy Jarret from the Wollongong Mongagoolachucks

Alongside Jaddy Packson too I hope

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I wouldn’t have his as having no personality at all, he’s just totally relaxed when playing and makes it look effortless

Guys like Hatton who do get wound it and show it is perhaps exactly why they don’t win

When playing golf, the less thinking you do the better you play (in my experience)

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Boogate would be the perfect epilogue to this saga. The media and pundits, having blown so much smoke up ROG's arse will now have to objectively ask the question: "is he a dickhead?" I for one can’t wait for well known dickhead Johnny Sexton to be booed on the big screen if or when he goes into coa...

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Must have been a tight one for plucky underdogs Leinster.

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Here, block me as well while you're at it, cos your comment about Murphy needing to be shown the door is deserving of a far more scathing graphic than a laughing emoji. What has he done to warrant being kept on? Shouldered a poison chalice as a stop gap to allow you choirboys sort your shit out. Th...

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iarmhiman wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:49 pm I want Quins to win this

Always knew you were a brit

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Knock on?

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Baxter looks knackered now

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iarmhiman wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:46 pm
bimboman wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:45 pm Bordeaux won’t beat anyone else in this tournament.

Commentators are a disgrace though.
Well their next game would be Toulouse so yes they ain't winning that

Would be a ridiculously good game though

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Is it possible to block posters on this thing? Edit never mind got it, happy days Here, block me as well while you're at it, cos your comment about Murphy needing to be shown the door is deserving of a far more scathing graphic than a laughing emoji. What has he done to warrant being kept on?

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Mr. Very Popular wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:07 pm
Ulsters Red Hand wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:06 pm
Mr. Very Popular wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:03 pm

Don't think that's the sales pitch you need for a Clare man.
Ffs. I thought he was from Leinster whenever they have a monopoly on anything good in Ireland
Nope, Munster ticket of RoG, McNamara and D Ryan would be the dream.

After this start he's going to have his work cut out.

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Feck off, he'll be coming as a package deal with Rog to Munster in 2/3 years. Moving from living off Bordeaux wine to a diet of turnips and Guinness. Not a chance He’ll come North to use a proper currency, speak proper English and have better craic Don't think that's the sales pitch you need for a ...

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Not sure how can say Murphy is the man. Show me one part of the team where he has improved even slightly. I think we’ve gotten worse. Saved by a red card and 2 yellow cards last week. This 100% Meanwhile there’s a top quality Irish coach who’s team are about to play at 3pm here with a very good rec...

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Looking likely Ballyclare will be 2C next season, currently 23-7 up. I imagine Monkstown (or Ballyclare, if there’s a big comeback) will probably beat Bangor to drop Bangor down to Q1, though.

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Well That was chastening Major work needed in that team Second row needs surgery Still think Murphy is the man There are players out there we need continued better coaching Not sure how can say Murphy is the man. Show me one part of the team where he has improved even slightly. I think we’ve gotten...

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Is it possible to block posters on this thing? Edit never mind got it, happy days :lol: I do think you need to give Murphy time I quite like the offload game he is trying to play He’s been there about 4 weeks Rome wasn’t built in a day Better teams than us will go to Clermont and get a doing Let’s ...

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Murphy can be shown the door. Dreadful stuff. You can say he’s not had enough time but he shouldn’t need time to ensure the basics were done right, which they weren’t. Just awful Pisses me off all the more (was it last week?) that he was having a right laugh in the coaches box the other week. Amate...

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Is it possible to block posters on this thing?

Edit never mind got it, happy days

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Murphy can be shown the door. Dreadful stuff. You can say he’s not had enough time but he shouldn’t need time to ensure the basics were done right, which they weren’t. Just awful Pisses me off all the more (was it last week?) that he was having a right laugh in the coaches box the other week. Amateu...

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Did someone really say that for everyone’s sake Leinster better win? :lol: :lol: I, along with everyone not from Leinster, hope LaRochelle knock the stuffing out of you lot. Hope it’s a cracking game and not a real tight affair. I don't get this, surely we're the plucky underdogs at this point. It'...

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Why? Since Leinster were beaten in the final last year Ireland have only lost to NZ and England in Twickenham, doesn't really stack up that it's bad for Ireland at all. Yup, only missed out on a probable WC final and GS as a result. Nothing to see here. Yes, that's all because Leinster lost to LAR....

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Nothing would be better than BdC imploding and missing the cut today. Please let it happen. I mean it would be amazing but it's incredibly unlikely, even for DeShambles to fudge it quite that hard. He'd have to shoot in the mid 80s. If there’s one guy who could do it it would be him. I’d be incredi...

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Duff Paddy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm
Ulsters Red Hand wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:15 pm

I, along with everyone not from Leinster, hope LaRochelle knock the stuffing out of you.
That ain’t good for Ireland brainiac

So now Leinster are to thank for Ireland winning so much?

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Did someone really say that for everyone’s sake Leinster better win?

I, along with everyone not from Leinster, hope LaRochelle knock the stuffing out of you lot. Hope it’s a cracking game and not a real tight affair.

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Nothing would be better than BdC imploding and missing the cut today. Please let it happen.

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Just give me an official Masters thread title and none of this other nonsense

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Day 1 of the Masters done and this thread isn’t even on page 1. For shame.

Anyway, good enough start for Rory

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