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by Openside's Butler
Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:38 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Do we want the NPR deserters back?
Replies: 84
Views: 5100

Re: Do we want the NPR deserters back?

Well I've buggered off.
by Openside's Butler
Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: NPR lifeboat - New Forum
Replies: 292
Views: 10171

Re: NPR lifeboat - New Forum

Openside wrote:
obelixtim wrote:Wasted time trying to register....can't be done. Username and email addy already in use !!! Don't recognise the code. Waste of time.
FFS I managed to register first time that should tell you all you need to know!! :P
:roll:
by Openside's Butler
Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Forum | Timescales | Future
Replies: 83
Views: 4056

Re: Forum | Timescales | Future

Sir has volunteered to man the tiller.
by Openside's Butler
Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)
Replies: 6604
Views: 334043

Re: American Cops behaving Badly (All inclusive thread)

Seeing some of the live footage from London and they’re surrounding the cenotaph. Police seem to be handicapped by Cressida Dick and the unwritten policy of PC policing. Boris needs to let the boys in blue off the leash. These anarchists need to feel the full force of the law Quite - plum throwing ...
by Openside's Butler
Sun May 10, 2020 8:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29838
Views: 826929

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Openside wrote:
Openside's Butler wrote:
Openside wrote:
fatcat wrote:We're all going to die from this.

:lol: :lol: If only if we could pre select the 1% :twisted:
Indeed Sir
Please could you change your title - I have you furloughed so strictly speaking you are not my Butler!! :D
When was Sir last an Openside?
by Openside's Butler
Sun May 10, 2020 8:23 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29838
Views: 826929

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Openside wrote:
fatcat wrote:We're all going to die from this.

:lol: :lol: If only if we could pre select the 1% :twisted:
Indeed Sir
by Openside's Butler
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: New TV advice
Replies: 78
Views: 3140

Re: New TV advice

Keith wrote:
Frodder wrote:Did the sales guy say "Excellent choice sir" .
That was his butler
Sir appears to have bought a rather large etch a sketch
by Openside's Butler
Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Quick question need answer asap
Replies: 33
Views: 1712

Re: Quick question need answer asap

Keith wrote:Haircut? More like trimming your pubes
Fuck



You
by Openside's Butler
Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Knives, forks, spoons
Replies: 42
Views: 1901

Re: Knives, forks, spoons

Openside wrote:
Nolanator wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.
:thumbup:

How bizarre anything other than Forks knives spoons marks you down as a potential serial killer FACT
As if Sir even knows where the kitchen is, let alone where the cutlery is kept.
by Openside's Butler
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: A Very Pleasing Moment
Replies: 76
Views: 3779

Re: A Very Pleasing Moment

One resigns.
by Openside's Butler
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:35 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: They walk among us
Replies: 46
Views: 2634

Re: They walk among us

Mr. Very Popular wrote:Get your butler to answer
I'm fúcking busy
by Openside's Butler
Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: <snigger>
Replies: 10
Views: 1032

Re: <snigger>

I feel used and abused.
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:04 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official NFL 2020
Replies: 9093
Views: 507671

Re: Official NFL 2019

Great comeback.

Excellent, now can get some sleep
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:52 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official NFL 2020
Replies: 9093
Views: 507671

Re: Official NFL 2019

Jesus, you can't kill the chiefs..

Interesting last 2
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:38 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official NFL 2020
Replies: 9093
Views: 507671

Re: Official NFL 2019

fishfoodie wrote:Boom !!

this one going to overtime
I bloody hope not, I've got to be up soon.

Great game though.
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:47 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official NFL 2020
Replies: 9093
Views: 507671

Re: Official NFL 2019

Can they stop mentioning Harvard?? It's normally the person who went there that tells you over and over again that they went there, not the bloody commentators
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:51 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Official NFL 2020
Replies: 9093
Views: 507671

Re: Official NFL 2019

Lovely drive there.

Decent game so far
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:21 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Deleting threads now jake??
Replies: 371
Views: 14743

Re: Deleting threads now jake??

JMK and Henry banned? OK, I can see that. Dreadful bastards. But happyhooker?!!! You’ve lost it Jake What the fu c king clotted fu c k! Besides, Henner's is pretty funny when he's had a skinful and even JM can be unintentionally interesting at times. And I guess HH does provide the bored with reaso...
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Dupont and Kolbe
Replies: 54
Views: 2238

Re: Dupont and Kolbe

They must be two of the current top 3-5 backs in the world, mustn't they? How fitting to see such small backs being so good at the highest level, as the likes of S.Williams or M.Giteau were before them. And to think they play for the same club :shock: were you not getting enough attention? May be? ...
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:36 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread
Replies: 87854
Views: 4493393

Re: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread

RodneyRegis wrote:
Openside's Butler wrote:
RodneyRegis wrote:At this stage I'd really quite like us to lose every game so we can get rid of the little narcissistic prick.
jones or youngs?
Jones. Get rid of Jones and surely Youngs dies with him.
one can only fervently hope so
by Openside's Butler
Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread
Replies: 87854
Views: 4493393

Re: **OFFICIAL** English Rugby Thread

RodneyRegis wrote:At this stage I'd really quite like us to lose every game so we can get rid of the little narcissistic prick.
jones or youngs?
by Openside's Butler
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Deleting threads now jake??
Replies: 371
Views: 14743

Re: Deleting threads now jake??

MungoMan wrote:
Flack wrote:I sniff another wind up. Although the potential of JMetc getting a perma is rather tempting.
My merkometer is beeping too.
nope, it's happened
by Openside's Butler
Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:51 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: I have just bought a new Telly
Replies: 20
Views: 981

Re: I have just bought a new Telly

Openside wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Did the last one run out of petrol?
:lol: :lol:
No it wouldn't turn on - shit I should have checked it was plugged in :shock: :P
That was the Etch a Sketch, again, Sir.
by Openside's Butler
Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Calcutta cup cabal?
Replies: 15
Views: 829

Re: Calcutta cup cabal?

happyhooker wrote:Oh christ, I'd forgotten about the piping
One wishes Sir had also.
by Openside's Butler
Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Achtung Turbogoat
Replies: 50
Views: 4759

Re: Achtung Turbogoat

I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal. Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails? Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profi...
by Openside's Butler
Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:50 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Tossing the Caber
Replies: 10
Views: 1104

Re: Tossing the Caber

Sir is disappointed.
by Openside's Butler
Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:34 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Be careful when taking a shit fellahs.
Replies: 51
Views: 3425

Re: Be careful when taking a shit fellahs.

ppl missed the important bits in his post, pants around his ankles so he was taking a shit, he didn't say he finished shitting, just that he got up, my theory, fecker shit himself after he knocked himself out...girlfriend took a pic and will now use it agaisnt him.. Luckily, no. It's called a vasov...
by Openside's Butler
Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:56 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The state of some employers
Replies: 4
Views: 857

The state of some employers

I mean, I have to put up with some perverted, horrible stuff in my current role, but even Sir is preferable to working for these three bellends .

https://www.gumtree.com/p/admin-and-pa- ... 5396930178
by Openside's Butler
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:58 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Man-shamed, prison-style
Replies: 96
Views: 5734

Re: Man-shamed, prison-style

Well bugger me - shall we all stand and sing Dawn's Early Light? So good to have you back curly. But yeah but no but yeah but christ what about the yin / yang balance thingummy? It is my fear that the return of a poster general liked and admired must herald the return of a poster generally reviled....
by Openside's Butler
Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW content)
Replies: 58498
Views: 7079019

Re: The Entertaining Pics Thread (definitely with NSFW conte

Sir said that he couldn't post due to a glitch in the system. I am proving that the glitch is with Sir.
by Openside's Butler
Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:24 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The 2019 RWC Exclusive VIP Finals Lounge
Replies: 80
Views: 4578

Re: The 2019 RWC Exclusive VIP Finals Lounge

tc27 wrote:This place is overrated.... I asked for some ketchup to go with my artisan Wagu beef brioche bun burger and twice fried chips and have told to leave.
Could Sir step this way please?
by Openside's Butler
Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Attn Mods.......
Replies: 356
Views: 14746

Re: Attn Mods.......

EverReady wrote:
c69 wrote:
EverReady wrote:I said this would end badly for bimbo after he took the piss out of our transport policy and by God I was right
Indeed taking the piss out of horses and caravans is a disgrace.
ZAAAAAAPPPAAAAAA
I'm afraid Sir is all tied up at the moment
by Openside's Butler
Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Who's the slimy businessman then?
Replies: 107
Views: 6728

Re: Who's the slimy businessman then?

Openside wrote:
HKCJ wrote:Philip Green revealed as an amoral scumbag not shy of abusing his powerful position. Some scoop that for the DT
You only had to look at the way he oils his hair back to know he is a wrongun :nod: :nod:
One objects.
by Openside's Butler
Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:50 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Who's the slimy businessman then?
Replies: 107
Views: 6728

Re: Who's the slimy businessman then?

Sir has recently subscribed to the Sun.
by Openside's Butler
Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:03 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Posters who no longer post...
Replies: 470
Views: 23701

Re: Posters who no longer post...

what a nutter ! I'm not the biggest music fan in the world, but am amazed he has just blanket said he doesn't like a whole medium. listening to cricket ffs ! :lol: Listening to England batting when on a long journey for God's sake! A trip to the shops maybe. To the next town if things go better tha...
by Openside's Butler
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:38 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do you keep coming bact to PR?
Replies: 125
Views: 5656

Re: Why do you keep coming bact to PR?

Sir makes it a condition of my employment.

Conservatives are wankers though
by Openside's Butler
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: To the boards computer experts
Replies: 15
Views: 1373

Re: To the boards computer experts

If you could wait a minute, I'll just go and get Sir
by Openside's Butler
Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:37 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Eng Vs India Test Series
Replies: 910
Views: 34197

Re: Eng Vs India Test Series

etherman wrote:He's got a dislocated butler. Nasty.
It can be a career ending injury Sir.
by Openside's Butler
Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: May I dare ask what Sir was up to last night?
Replies: 1
Views: 945

May I dare ask what Sir was up to last night?

Has Sir been frolicking with the cavalrymen again?

Someone has glued a dildo to the kings royal hussar regimental headquarters and the infrastructure company that manage it say its not a priority so it will be attended to in 40 days https://t.co/KCgmtRaIXL