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Openside's Butler

Well I've buggered off.

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Openside wrote:
obelixtim wrote:Wasted time trying to register....can't be done. Username and email addy already in use !!! Don't recognise the code. Waste of time.
FFS I managed to register first time that should tell you all you need to know!!

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Sir has volunteered to man the tiller.

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Seeing some of the live footage from London and they’re surrounding the cenotaph. Police seem to be handicapped by Cressida Dick and the unwritten policy of PC policing. Boris needs to let the boys in blue off the leash. These anarchists need to feel the full force of the law Quite - plum throwing ...

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Openside wrote:
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fatcat wrote:We're all going to die from this.

If only if we could pre select the 1%
Indeed Sir
Please could you change your title - I have you furloughed so strictly speaking you are not my Butler!!

When was Sir last an Openside?

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Openside wrote:
fatcat wrote:We're all going to die from this.

If only if we could pre select the 1%

Indeed Sir

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Keith wrote:
Frodder wrote:Did the sales guy say "Excellent choice sir" .
That was his butler

Sir appears to have bought a rather large etch a sketch

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Keith wrote:Haircut? More like trimming your pubes

Fuck

You

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Nolanator wrote:
Sonny Blount wrote:What the fudge is wrong with you. Its clearly spoons, forks, knives.

How bizarre anything other than Forks knives spoons marks you down as a potential serial killer FACT

As if Sir even knows where the kitchen is, let alone where the cutlery is kept.

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One resigns.

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Mr. Very Popular wrote:Get your butler to answer

I'm fúcking busy

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I feel used and abused.

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Great comeback.

Excellent, now can get some sleep

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Jesus, you can't kill the chiefs..

Interesting last 2

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fishfoodie wrote:Boom !!

this one going to overtime

I bloody hope not, I've got to be up soon.

Great game though.

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Can they stop mentioning Harvard?? It's normally the person who went there that tells you over and over again that they went there, not the bloody commentators

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Lovely drive there.

Decent game so far

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JMK and Henry banned? OK, I can see that. Dreadful bastards. But happyhooker?!!! You’ve lost it Jake What the fu c king clotted fu c k! Besides, Henner's is pretty funny when he's had a skinful and even JM can be unintentionally interesting at times. And I guess HH does provide the bored with reaso...

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They must be two of the current top 3-5 backs in the world, mustn't they? How fitting to see such small backs being so good at the highest level, as the likes of S.Williams or M.Giteau were before them. And to think they play for the same club :shock: were you not getting enough attention? May be? ...

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RodneyRegis wrote:
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RodneyRegis wrote:At this stage I'd really quite like us to lose every game so we can get rid of the little narcissistic prick.
jones or youngs?
Jones. Get rid of Jones and surely Youngs dies with him.

one can only fervently hope so

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RodneyRegis wrote:At this stage I'd really quite like us to lose every game so we can get rid of the little narcissistic prick.

jones or youngs?

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MungoMan wrote:
Flack wrote:I sniff another wind up. Although the potential of JMetc getting a perma is rather tempting.
My merkometer is beeping too.

nope, it's happened

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Openside wrote:
happyhooker wrote:Did the last one run out of petrol?

No it wouldn't turn on - shit I should have checked it was plugged in

That was the Etch a Sketch, again, Sir.

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happyhooker wrote:Oh christ, I'd forgotten about the piping

One wishes Sir had also.

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One would be using a 5 iron.

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I was going to create this thread as well, I'm off to Iraq in about a week and wanted to get some tips if he was willing to share. Maybe even a tentative cabal. Perhaps the mods can help me out with sharing emails? Cheers Mr W - I have sent him an email and given him the email address in your profi...

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Sir is disappointed.

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ppl missed the important bits in his post, pants around his ankles so he was taking a shit, he didn't say he finished shitting, just that he got up, my theory, fecker shit himself after he knocked himself out...girlfriend took a pic and will now use it agaisnt him.. Luckily, no. It's called a vasov...

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I mean, I have to put up with some perverted, horrible stuff in my current role, but even Sir is preferable to working for these three bellends .

https://www.gumtree.com/p/admin-and-pa- ... 5396930178

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Well bugger me - shall we all stand and sing Dawn's Early Light? So good to have you back curly. But yeah but no but yeah but christ what about the yin / yang balance thingummy? It is my fear that the return of a poster general liked and admired must herald the return of a poster generally reviled....

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Sir said that he couldn't post due to a glitch in the system. I am proving that the glitch is with Sir.

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tc27 wrote:This place is overrated.... I asked for some ketchup to go with my artisan Wagu beef brioche bun burger and twice fried chips and have told to leave.

Could Sir step this way please?

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EverReady wrote:
c69 wrote:
EverReady wrote:I said this would end badly for bimbo after he took the piss out of our transport policy and by God I was right
Indeed taking the piss out of horses and caravans is a disgrace.
ZAAAAAAPPPAAAAAA

I'm afraid Sir is all tied up at the moment

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Openside wrote:
HKCJ wrote:Philip Green revealed as an amoral scumbag not shy of abusing his powerful position. Some scoop that for the DT
You only had to look at the way he oils his hair back to know he is a wrongun

One objects.

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Sir has recently subscribed to the Sun.

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what a nutter ! I'm not the biggest music fan in the world, but am amazed he has just blanket said he doesn't like a whole medium. listening to cricket ffs ! :lol: Listening to England batting when on a long journey for God's sake! A trip to the shops maybe. To the next town if things go better tha...

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Sir makes it a condition of my employment.

Conservatives are wankers though

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If you could wait a minute, I'll just go and get Sir

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etherman wrote:He's got a dislocated butler. Nasty.

It can be a career ending injury Sir.

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Has Sir been frolicking with the cavalrymen again?

Someone has glued a dildo to the kings royal hussar regimental headquarters and the infrastructure company that manage it say its not a priority so it will be attended to in 40 days https://t.co/KCgmtRaIXL

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