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by Deadly Derek
Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Would it be right
Replies: 16
Views: 2989

Re: Would it be right

Sun Tzu wrote:No, but it would be right to perform a postnatal abortion on you.
given your name I find that highly appropriate
by Deadly Derek
Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:31 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Would it be right
Replies: 16
Views: 2989

Re: Would it be right

globus wrote:What on earth are you on about? State your interest please.

Its not an anagram.
by Deadly Derek
Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:24 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Would it be right
Replies: 16
Views: 2989

Would it be right

to abort a republican baby?
by Deadly Derek
Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Would you sleep with Vanessa Phelps
Replies: 10
Views: 2255

Re: Would you sleep with Vanessa Phelps

Probably not.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: great russian inventions
Replies: 69
Views: 5389

Re: great russian inventions

The flu
by Deadly Derek
Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What the f**k is the point of being a good person?
Replies: 114
Views: 7419

Re: What the f**k is the point of being a good person?

I don't know what to do with my surplus fish fingers
by Deadly Derek
Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Is it safe?
Replies: 12
Views: 1815

Re: Is it safe?

I don't think it is safe.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:35 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: How does Andy keep shtum on Ireland’s secret’s to son Owen?
Replies: 16
Views: 2249

Re: How does Andy keep shtum on Ireland’s secret’s to son Ow

Womack wrote:They're Northerns. Haven't you ever seen Kes, or Billy Elliot etc? The only communication between them is the odd grunt while reading the Wigan Post or stroking a pigeon.

Totally with you on this
by Deadly Derek
Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Cringe of the day
Replies: 40
Views: 2941

Re: Cringe of the day

I love the totally random and inexplicable rage of Kiwi journos discussing NH rugby, particularly England. Yeah it's not like any British Rugby scribes have ever written a negative article about the SH rugby or anything. I think to be fair British scribes are fairly positive about the All Blacks. I...
by Deadly Derek
Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The top try scorer in this years six nations
Replies: 42
Views: 4867

Re: The top try scorer in this years six nations

Underwood had an odd career. 5 nations appearances : 1984 1 1985 1 1986 0 1987 0 1988 3 1989 0 1990 4 1991 2 1992 4 1993 1 1994 1 1995 2 1996 1 was he injured a lot ? Was more to do with England's style of play. They didn't pass the ball to him a lot until Guscott came into the team and by the mid ...
by Deadly Derek
Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:08 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Tax the rich!!!
Replies: 137
Views: 7675

Re: Tax the rich!!!

Enzedder wrote:Well, it's pretty fucking pointless taxing the poor (apart from a consumption tax cos the feckers spend every cent they get).

That could work.
by Deadly Derek
Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Checking out the PR Head to head
Replies: 0
Views: 1637

Checking out the PR Head to head

It tells us in their opinion that every England player was better than their counterpart except for Kruis losing out to Ryan.

Well why didn't we win by 50 points?

Come on England up your game!
by Deadly Derek
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:20 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sporting Controversies Revisited - No. 16 Moscow 1980
Replies: 51
Views: 9642

Re: Sporting Controversies Revisited - No. 16 Moscow 1980

...its also worth pointing out that Russia was the Soviet "Union" in those days as well as effectively occupying all the Eastern Bloc states.
by Deadly Derek
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:10 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Sporting Controversies Revisited - No. 16 Moscow 1980
Replies: 51
Views: 9642

Re: Sporting Controversies Revisited - No. 16 Moscow 1980

....and that fascist dictator Margaret Thatcher left it up to the participants to decide, whereas the Democrat peanut farmer destroyed the dreams of a 1,000 Olympians, not giving them a choice.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:29 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do white guys have small penises?
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Re: Why do white guys have small penises?

Enzedder wrote:White men don't lie :P

At last some one answers the question rather than posting a self centred dick wave (no pun intended).

Don't agree though. I genuinely believe whites have smaller organs and would like to know why.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do white guys have small penises?
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Re: Why do white guys have small penises?

I think North Korea v South Korea tells a story.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:56 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do white guys have small penises?
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Re: Why do white guys have small penises?

eldanielfire wrote:
Deadly Derek wrote:a question for the biologists
You're watching the wrong pornos.
Which ones are you watching?
by Deadly Derek
Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do white guys have small penises?
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Re: Why do white guys have small penises?

Ok with the exception of the Czechs and Hungarians white people generally have smaller kit.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do white guys have small penises?
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Re: Why do white guys have small penises?

No-one bothered to answer the question?

There are intelligent posters on here.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:34 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Why do white guys have small penises?
Replies: 55
Views: 6946

Why do white guys have small penises?

a question for the biologists
by Deadly Derek
Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:59 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Foods you've forgotten you liked.
Replies: 84
Views: 7379

Re: Foods you've forgotten you liked.

Cow and Gate jalfrezi
by Deadly Derek
Sat Jan 26, 2019 10:41 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: PR 6N prediction competition with prizes (for charity)
Replies: 259
Views: 27814

Re: PR 6N prediction competition with prizes (for charity)

I am just outside the Western Union, what should I do now?
by Deadly Derek
Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:08 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Posters you would most like to send to China
Replies: 14
Views: 1064

Posters you would most like to send to China

Just so they understand.
by Deadly Derek
Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Social justice warrior Serena makes another teenager weep
Replies: 141
Views: 9984

Re: Social justice warrior Serena makes another teenager wee

She is white and derserved to lose
by Deadly Derek
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: My tooth just broke in half on a flight
Replies: 90
Views: 8912

Re: My tooth just broke in half on a flight

OK, apart from sounding like a tosser, you're going to want to put that bit of tooth in milk or coconut water before you get to a dentist. cheers. im changing flights, but will see if they've got some milk at the 711. tbh, i'll probably just have the rest taken out, but will try your advice. unbeli...
by Deadly Derek
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:07 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Foods you've forgotten you liked.
Replies: 84
Views: 7379

Re: Foods you've forgotten you liked.

Vanilla ice cream
by Deadly Derek
Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: God works in wondrous ways
Replies: 136
Views: 11657

Re: God works in wondrous ways

Strange thread
by Deadly Derek
Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:55 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Saudi Arabia
Replies: 35
Views: 3970

Re: Saudi Arabia

I've heard that Wales is nicer.
by Deadly Derek
Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:34 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: why do we have curly pubes
Replies: 6
Views: 1216

Re: why do we have curly pubes

EverReady wrote:Image

Thank you for that. Do you have a badge?
by Deadly Derek
Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: why do we have curly pubes
Replies: 6
Views: 1216

why do we have curly pubes

Asians have straight hair yet buck the trend
by Deadly Derek
Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:12 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: How Do You?
Replies: 27
Views: 1575

Re: How Do You?

globus wrote:Post a video on here. Never tried before but would like to pop up one of me having a go at the drums.

Getting reasonably good now. Sadly the sax, guitar, banjo and uke days are numbered.

The fingers are shot.
Is that the twerking vid?
by Deadly Derek
Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:45 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Carol Kirkwood
Replies: 46
Views: 3328

Re: Carol Kirkwood

Wot? Who has stolen my identity? What on earth is xhamster? Not going to Google it. Sounds a bit dodgy.
xhamster is an adult pet shop.
by Deadly Derek
Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:52 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Have you ever taken a DNA test?
Replies: 111
Views: 13949

Re: Have you ever taken a DNA test?

eldanielfire wrote:
Deadly Derek wrote:I am considering it to find my ancestry.

Done! Also discussed here:

http://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic. ... =+ancestry

Ok I won't bother then.
by Deadly Derek
Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:33 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Are you attracted to middle aged men with red blotchy skin..
Replies: 8
Views: 2317

Re: Are you attracted to middle aged men with red blotchy sk

AND-y wrote:and internet addictions.


I used to be but I'm not so sure now.

Are trying to chat me up?
by Deadly Derek
Sun Dec 16, 2018 6:16 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The achievements of Communism
Replies: 143
Views: 10678

Re: The achievements of Communism

forgotten about population control :|
by Deadly Derek
Sun Dec 16, 2018 6:09 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: The achievements of Communism
Replies: 143
Views: 10678

The achievements of Communism

It made everyone equal.

Education.

Health Care.
by Deadly Derek
Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:57 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Have you ever taken a DNA test?
Replies: 111
Views: 13949

Have you ever taken a DNA test?

I am considering it to find my ancestry.
by Deadly Derek
Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: To be fair
Replies: 7
Views: 1325

Re: To be fair

I think the 2019 RWC final has an ABs stink Nothing wrong with your logic son. (I may or may not have been drinking up to you, but still pretty solid) Must admit I am pretty baffled by this thread. I had had my crack pipe and was tucked up in bed before 9pm. So very surprised that I seem to have st...