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by Clogs
Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69602

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!

Were there several more imported covid tennis cases today?
by Clogs
Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69602

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Dictator Dan won't let anyone from NSW in, but the tennis arrivals are turning into a clusterf u ck. https://www.9news.com.au/national/nearly-50-tennis-players-in-quarantine-as-three-connected-to-aus-open-test-positive/918e7961-7ddb-4461-9913-042de8df2208?app=applenews This is what happens when Zer...
by Clogs
Sun Jan 17, 2021 11:14 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69602

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Dictator Dan won't let anyone from NSW in, but the tennis arrivals are turning into a clusterf u ck. https://www.9news.com.au/national/nearly-50-tennis-players-in-quarantine-as-three-connected-to-aus-open-test-positive/918e7961-7ddb-4461-9913-042de8df2208?app=applenews This is what happens when Zer...
by Clogs
Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:05 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69602

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

Ellafan wrote: Sun Jan 17, 2021 7:29 am Dictator Dan won't let anyone from NSW in, but the tennis arrivals are turning into a clusterfuck.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/nearl ... =applenews
Utterly diabolical.
by Clogs
Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:04 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

It would be extraordinary if there are no other cases sooner or later. Either that or extremely lucky. Here's hoping. The economic damage of these lockdowns is immense. We had booked a couple of nights at the Emporium in South Bank, and would have spent close to a couple of grand all up. Cancelled....
by Clogs
Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Bindi wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:50 am Almost 44 hours into lockdown. Meat temperature is approaching 70C. Foil wrap and basting to begin in the next hour.
Mmmm ribs.









I can hear your arteries hardening from here. You magnificent beast!
by Clogs
Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:13 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

mmm. I'm pondering the wisdom of MsMungospouse purchasing 2 for the price of 1 bottles of sauv blanc yesterday arvo. Sauv blanc? Echhh. You would be better off getting the coronavirus. Whisky. Now there is a lockdown drink. Tempranillo tonight. I hope you had a hearty meat dish to accompany. A stra...
by Clogs
Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:23 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Day 2 of lockdown. Mysteriously hungover. Isolation does strange things to the psyche. mmm. I'm pondering the wisdom of MsMungospouse purchasing 2 for the price of 1 bottles of sauv blanc yesterday arvo. Sauv blanc? Echhh. You would be better off getting the coronavirus. Whisky. Now there is a lock...
by Clogs
Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Fatal shark attack in NZ
Replies: 27
Views: 1411

Re: Fatal shark attack in NZ

New Zealand Herald reporting a fatal shark attack at Waihi Beach. 19 year-old Australian. To put things into perspective this is only the 13th known such fatality in NZ. I grew up 10 minutes from this beach. Surfed, swam and gathered tuatua there 100s of times. Would sometimes see Bronze Whaler sha...
by Clogs
Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:41 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Day 2 of lockdown. Mysteriously hungover. Isolation does strange things to the psyche. mmm. I'm pondering the wisdom of MsMungospouse purchasing 2 for the price of 1 bottles of sauv blanc yesterday arvo. Sauv blanc? Echhh. You would be better off getting the coronavirus. Whisky. Now there is a lock...
by Clogs
Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:54 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Will Donald Trump.....
Replies: 65
Views: 2609

Re: Will Donald Trump.....

DOB wrote: Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:24 am
Clogs wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:00 pm
BlackMac wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:53 pm Trump's plane will sadly suffer an unexplained engine failure within the next few months.
Sadly?
He won't be flying it himself.
I think we would all turn a blind eye if the pilot had packed a 'chute for just in case and was able to make a clean getaway?
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:00 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Will Donald Trump.....
Replies: 65
Views: 2609

Re: Will Donald Trump.....

BlackMac wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:53 pm Trump's plane will sadly suffer an unexplained engine failure within the next few months.
Sadly?
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:28 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

MungoMan wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:50 am
Clogs H wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:07 am Queensland has the UK rona. Fvck! I think there is a reason why Anna went hard and early and Scomo congratulated her. These two mutations are fvcking diabolical.
Indeed. Ditto the SA and UK strains of Covid.
:lol:
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29247
Views: 806776

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Indonesia have an interesting take on vaccinations. Priority one will be the 18 to 49 year olds - the spreaders They are a bit more 3rd world. The plan would be to protect your most productive so they can provide for the elders who can no longer contribute. I doubt they have much social security/we...
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Bindi wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:31 am
Clogs wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:43 am
Bindi wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:29 am May have overdone the alcohol and short ribs purchasing.
Not. Possible.
Chances are I'll be COVID-free and f**ked by heart disease come Monday 6 pm, so on balance worth it.
Many will question why it took so long for the heart disease, but it is a lockdown.
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:20 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29247
Views: 806776

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Fvcking fvckity fvck! :x :x https://www.vox.com/22213033/covid-19-mutation-variant-vaccine-uk-south-africa A scientist on BBC this morning specifically stated test show it works on both variants. Thank fvck. Did they state how well it works? Is it at the same 95% level as the other variants?
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:07 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Queensland has the UK rona. Fvck! I think there is a reason why Anna went hard and early and Scomo congratulated her. These two mutations are fvcking diabolical.

https://www.vox.com/22213033/covid-19-m ... uth-africa
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:59 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29247
Views: 806776

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Listening to UK government minister Grant Shapps on the BBC this morning, I thought that he strongly implied that the science has shown that vaccines do not work on the South African variant? Please don't fvck around. The Australian Government had a bit of press recently about how they are investin...
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Bindi wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:29 am May have overdone the alcohol and short ribs purchasing.
Not. Possible.
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:19 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Shops are a mess. Don't even bother. People are panicking despite the fact you can go and buy food during lockdown. Got my booze delivered so I'm happy. At what point will you start eating your family? Given the condensed nature of the lockdown I would think getting the bbq fired up around 2pm tomo...
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:48 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

20 minutes to go pumpkins. Or is it an hour and 20? Fvcking daylight savings. 1 hr and 20. I'm outside the lockdown area so I'm going to do a pub crawl tonight, drinking in every pub in my town simply because I can. And I'm going to do so without wearing a mask, and I'm going to leave fake details ...
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:43 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Looks like Brisbaners are gearing up for their 3 day lockdown. By fleeing en masse and exporting Covid across the State. Well done Queensland. Well done... https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/qld-traffic-gridlock-as-people-flee-brisbane-before-coronavirus-lockdown/news-story/47b819e22ef...
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:40 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

20 minutes to go pumpkins.
















Or is it an hour and 20? Fvcking daylight savings.
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:56 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29247
Views: 806776

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Unfortunately, with everyone on lockdown, it's not the most connected that will be the greatest spreaders, it will be a subset that ignore lockdown. Also you can't tie them down and force them to be vaccinated. It's still unknown whether the vaccine prevents transmission, so vaccinating the group w...
by Clogs
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:44 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

AC, I have a few rolls of toilet paper I can spare if you need some? All good mate, my wife bulk-buys toiletries whenever they come on special, so we have an entire spare room filled with loo paper, toothpaste, soap, mouthwash etc. Bugger, I read that too late. Some is on the way up to you. A few p...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:37 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans
Replies: 29247
Views: 806776

Re: Coronavirus Thread. Virus v humans

Unfortunately, with everyone on lockdown, it's not the most connected that will be the greatest spreaders, it will be a subset that ignore lockdown. Also you can't tie them down and force them to be vaccinated. It's still unknown whether the vaccine prevents transmission, so vaccinating the group w...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:36 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Dan needs to slam the border with Queensland shut! Now! Turn back the planes and trains that are en route! Immediately! We do not want the visiting tennis players to get infected!
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:34 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

AC, I have a few rolls of toilet paper I can spare if you need some?
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:21 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Ali's Choice wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:15 pm
Clogs wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:11 pm
Ali's Choice wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:07 pm Brisbane in a 3 day lockdown. Ffs.
Wow really? That is very good. Quick and decisive!
If the UK variant spreads as quickly as they say it does, I expect this lockdown will last longer than 3 days.
Well lets hope it is just 3 days and by acting quickly they can get on top of it quickly.
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:11 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

Ali's Choice wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:07 pm Brisbane in a 3 day lockdown. Ffs.
Wow really? That is very good. Quick and decisive!
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:05 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So my wife is having contractions
Replies: 68
Views: 1713

Re: So my wife is having contractions

News channel networks helicopters are on route. Ron Burgundy coming out of retirement. Turn on channel 545 for updates. From memory we all work on the Contiki scale don't we? Day 1 = tight as a mouse's arse. Day 7 = Kimberley diamond mine. Day 14 = Grand Canyon. Day 21 = Mrs Element Freak. Top foru...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:05 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 2:13 pm
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So my wife is having contractions
Replies: 68
Views: 1713

Re: So my wife is having contractions

How dilated is she? News channel networks helicopters are on route. Ron Burgundy coming out of retirement. Turn on channel 545 for updates. From memory we all work on the Contiki scale don't we? Day 1 = tight as a mouse's arse. Day 7 = Kimberley diamond mine. Day 14 = Grand Canyon. Day 21 = Mrs Ele...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:10 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: What I did in the war
Replies: 47
Views: 1613

Re: What I did in the war

The war against vermin. I was cooking a nice pasta sauce, at midnight on New Year's Day, when a cockroach appeared. I hate them. I live near the sea, and there's a time of year they just come marching in. Luckily, this time I was holding a weapon: a newly opened can of Mutti cherry tomatoes. I thou...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:38 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Re: Queensland fvcked...

MOG is going to be very angry at you when he see's that you've started a thread about an outbreak that consists of one case. I suspect he will use the term "fear porn". https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErF52JqVgAMWV3m?format=jpg&name=large MOG will be angry, Dan will be terrified and working out how to ...
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:24 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Queensland fvcked...
Replies: 142
Views: 2985

Queensland fvcked...

And now they hav Coronavirus in the community.


Dan says al Victorians in Queensland have until 5pm tonight to get home or else their house will be burned to the ground.
by Clogs
Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:15 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So my wife is having contractions
Replies: 68
Views: 1713

Re: So my wife is having contractions

How dilated is she? News channel networks helicopters are on route. Ron Burgundy coming out of retirement. Turn on channel 545 for updates. From memory we all work on the Contiki scale don't we? Day 1 = tight as a mouse's arse. Day 7 = Kimberley diamond mine. Day 14 = Grand Canyon. Day 21 = Mrs Ele...
by Clogs
Wed Jan 06, 2021 7:35 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Ozzie Open!
Replies: 3097
Views: 69602

Re: Melbourne. About to be fvcked again. Fvck you Sydney!

And let’s keep that border closed until NSW sort themselves out too I actually think we should start forcefully removing people from Victoria if we feel they pose a threat to us. If they post something on Facebook that could be considered inciting discontent with the Victorian Government then they ...
by Clogs
Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:14 am
Forum: Rugby Forum
Topic: So my wife is having contractions
Replies: 68
Views: 1713

Re: So my wife is having contractions

Mr Mike wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:58 am
nardol wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:55 am In the hospital with the wife.

In some sort of giant hot tub... Screaming and chilling
and how is your wife coping?
She would probably be less shitty with him if she was in the hot tub.