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backrow wrote: ↑Tue Sep 16, 2025 9:48 am
True Blue wrote: ↑Tue Sep 16, 2025 1:28 am You could crank one out to Dolly Partons tits in the time it took Justin Marshal to pass the ball.
No local wankbank material available eh?

Too subtle.

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Fat Old Git wrote: ↑Tue Sep 16, 2025 6:57 am I'm not arrogant Clogs. It's one of the many amazing things about me.

That and your subtlety are why we love you so much here.

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You could crank one out to Dolly Partons tits in the time it took Justin Marshal to pass the ball. Just the one? Oooh, look at Cloggsy Sins over here. Some of us need a lie down and a cup of tea afterwards. Also, there is time to lob one out, have a cup of tea, a nice lie down, then a vigorous seco...

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True Blue wrote: ↑Tue Sep 16, 2025 1:28 am You could crank one out to Dolly Partons tits in the time it took Justin Marshal to pass the ball.

Just the one?

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Is it possible that the keewees created covid in order to create a plausible reason for kicking SA out of super rugby? I mean they allowed the french to sink rainbow warrior. And they kicked Australia out of co-hosting a RWC. I wouldnt put anything past them.

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According to a legendary All Black who also seems to say Super Rugby is now shit. All Blacks great: ‘We are a little arrogant here in New Zealand’ All Blacks great Justin Marshall: 'We're a little arrogant' https://share.google/me100xhZCAeYaPgqM Or he seems to be saying everyone is 5 foot 2 in NZ?

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Just caught up with the game. Not sure how the last Straya try was given Nor was anyone, really. This, from our national broadcaster: Daugunu then scored a second — despite the final pass clearly being thrown forwards by Kellaway — as time ran out. There were two forward passes in the passage of pl...

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Urgent help needed.

If anyone can assist with advice on treating severe blistering (friction burns), severe cramping in the forearms and severe dehydration it would be much appreciated.

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:lol: Enjoy it, you bastard. That last twenty minutes from the Boks must have been highly arousing. Just back from Costco. 10kg tub of vaseline - check. Bulk boxes of tissues - check. 500 pack lemsip - check. Tine to settle in and watch the replay. Again and again. Rsi injury almost certain. I hate...

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Still at turgid+ :lol: Enjoy it, you bastard. That last twenty minutes from the Boks must have been highly arousing. Just back from Costco. 10kg tub of vaseline - check. Bulk boxes of tissues - check. 500 pack lemsip - check. Tine to settle in and watch the replay. Again and again. Rsi injury almos...

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Still at turgid+

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What is the official next level up from turgid?

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Wow. A moments silence in NZ for 2 bok players that have passed away. Remarkably gracious. I will have to begrudgingly revisit my default stance of all keewees are cvnts. To all my keewee cuzzies you know i love you all. My favourite country after Australia. But for the next 80 minutes you can go fv...

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Quite possibly one of the absolute worst tmo decisions i have ever seen. That pass was so far forward it almost crossed the try line before it was caught and it was passed 10 meters out. I feel ill.

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After the shock loss to Argentina is it fair to say this is the worst n1 ranked team in history? I dont think a n1 ranked team has ever lowered its colours so soon after being moved up the rankings to n1? I may be wrong but I highly doubt it.

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:D We have our own internal bickering amongst Pumas fans, only not here since I seem to be the only one around... FC has his supporters and detractors as well, last week was carnage in our spanish-speaking forums. As someone in the match thread said, LP are a tough team to support. Can raise you to...

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Eugenius wrote: ↑Mon Aug 25, 2025 2:25 am I think it’s been rife in the past , but I’ve been assured by Saffers that it’s being addressed .

It is being addressed.

Extremely slowly, but addressed nonetheless.

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Someone told me that steroids are often provided to school kids in SA who play rugby. Is that right? Yes, but it isn't like some wild west free range dope fest like you are trying to make out, it is a properly co-ordinated approach all under the watchful eye of several medical and science professio...

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Wow. Wallabies really could have taken that. Boks were very conservative and seemed a bjt lost at times. Didnt dominate anything in that match and the Wallabies disnt take all the points on offer.

All Blacks are licking their lips.

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Boks will reveet back to a slow ponderous tightly controlled bump n grind sttle of game which will play into wallaby hands.

Boks uber conservative play is thw worst style match up against the Wallabies.

I feel ill. Wallabies by 20+. Here. First.

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Grandpa wrote: ↑Fri Aug 22, 2025 10:04 am No Kolisi or PSDT and Eben on the bench...

Wallabies must surely sniff a chance?

Wallabies by 20+. Here. First.

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Rassie saying it's going to be a grind. Wallabies know what to expect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCF6WLqHB4&t=271s He is scary intelligent as a coach. I’m gonna say, it’s the two smartest coaches in the world against each other next weekend. We are poor against the high ball. JGP did it rele...

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backrow wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 4:38 pm Super rugby peaked when it was s14. From Rebels onwards it got a bit shit with pools, games at Twickenham, subsequent weaker teams etc

Sharks would have won that Covid season so I like to think they are honorary last ever super champs.

Post of the year! FACT!

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The cvnting Yin and Yang of this place!

Well played True Blue. Well played.

You cockbreathed cvntface!

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Cleqr forward pass. Ubelievable.

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Wallabies replacements will turn the tide at 50 minute mark. Here. First.

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TranceNRG wrote: ↑Sat Aug 16, 2025 4:48 pm Pietch lucky there. I thought he was high.

Stunned that wasn't a yellow card. Text book high.

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Wallabies turning up with a fit Will Skelton and crew all played into red hot form by the Lions. I fear for this Bok C team. These selections show Rassie isn't taking the Wallabies anywhere near serious enough. Expect big changes for the following weekend as they try and claw their way back into the...

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mightyreds wrote: ↑Mon Aug 11, 2025 11:49 am
sorCrer wrote: ↑Mon Aug 11, 2025 11:31 am
Quite a few of those players I've never heard of. Looks like the Boks have been doing some changing of the guard.

They will introduce themselves formally this weekend.

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Jay Cee Gee wrote: ↑Tue Aug 12, 2025 11:20 am
Clogs wrote: ↑Tue Aug 12, 2025 11:09 am Its not rocket surgery.
Does the pope shit in the woods?

That grinds my grates.

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Its not rocket surgery.

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Who won?

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The Wallabies will be licking their lips in anticipation of the upcoming bok matches. After they morally eviscerated the very best combined team from England and Ireland (with a few keewees thrown in) they will be feeling very confident. So very confident. 2 nil comfortably to the Wallabies. Here. F...

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Happy hour?

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South Africa have won hearts and minds in the U20s water polo (according to the South African media at least). OK, they came second last, but they still won according to this author, and being world champs is just a natural progression from here. “It looks like South Africa is using witchcraft on s...

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I do prefer your answer.

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Well considering in the 62 years of the Netball WC only Australia and NZ have won it, you might have thought their schoolteams might have been included (though technically Trinidad and Tobago also won it once due to a convoluted competition meaning there were 3 winners announced at one WC....Needle...

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This is a very prescient thread. I can see the Wallabies, who lets face it, were in fact absolute moral victors against the Lions, continuing that run of form and destroying the 4 time world champion springboks who are likely to be at a very low ebb with team selections and experimenting. Lets face ...

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So after that utter rag doll beasting of Great Britain and its colonies by the Wallabies that this series is techically a moral victory to Australia?

#istandwithmog

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Is it just me or are the Wallabies dominating this dead rubber match?

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